The Invincible Dad of Online Games

When Yang Rui arrived, Kelong had just finished his greetings to the male relatives of the leading player of Yiqi. After Yang Rui stood still, he began to question and discuss the genetic disease of the leading player. Brother Kelong pointed to the nearest buddy of the lead player, and began to exchange questions about their positions and eyes. He suspected that these two had some ulterior affair, and began to edit the scene with certainty. Unbelievable sadomasochistic love.

After Yang Rui stood there for a while, he heard Kelong's fiction that the leader of a group of players and the male player next to him were good friends who comfort each other. The characteristics of the age and region, the compilation is so vivid, and a little embellishment can make a bloody taboo drama; the seriously injured player yells that he is farting, but he ignores it, and he ignores the mandatory ban, and jumps to deny it At that time, he listened to it, pointed at another male player, and involved Ya to add it into an annual love triangle between a man and a man...

Not to mention Yang Rui, who lacked entertainment, the casual players on and off the line were all dumbfounded. They carefully walked around the battle field and slowly gathered around the central garden, reluctant to leave. The wall of onlookers was getting thicker and thicker.

Of course, there are some players who want to fight back with mouth to mouth, but their voice is not as loud as that of Kelong, and the voice is not as penetrating as that of Kelong. In the end, it became the accompaniment for Krono's mouth-popping skills; in the game, you don't have to worry about talking too much, your mouth will be dry, your cheeks will be sore, Krono will talk like an Ox horse speech, and the descriptions are full of emotion and emotion. It is as vivid as watching it with your own eyes. Even if the speaker and the listener know that this is 100% nonsense, the person being said is still pissed off, and the onlookers are still elated and mesmerized; even Yang Rui Hearing this, his jaw dropped and he stood unconsciously for 5 minutes. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. He hid his face and walked around the panic-stricken players, and hurried into the resurrection point to log off.

The next day, Yang Rui went online on time at [-]:[-] pm, and there was still a player squatting outside the resurrection point, but instead of entrenched next to the fountain, he moved further away...

It was the weekend, and it was already the peak time of online at six o'clock, and there were quite a lot of people online; Yang Rui stood at the refresh point of the online players and took a closer look, and found that the Yiqi player who was squatting at the moment was an acquaintance—it was yesterday The group he killed had fewer legal systems and many more hunters.

Secretly glad that the group of people were far away, Yang Rui didn't panic and dissatisfied. He turned up the collar of the priest's robe, covered his head with a white priest hat to cover his hairstyle, and just held the healing staff from under the eyes of these people. Fang Fang walked out.

The official website revealed the specific date for the start of the territorial war, which will be next Thursday. From the preparation to the official start of the battle, the event period will be four days in total; In the next three months, participate in the distribution of taxes in Bright Silver Town - including taxes paid by NPCs and players.

In the last territorial battle, which was the first territorial battle after the game was released, there were very few small cities and towns that successfully completed the mission, and more than [-]% of the small towns were attacked by the monster coalition forces; as a result, only a very small number of guilds obtained The rewards have grown several times during the three-month development period, making other guilds envious and jealous.All the guilds had exhausted their strength in this territorial battle. Yang Rui’s popular post on the forum had already dropped when Fifth Lin went online, and the video post of Brother Kelong’s battle with Yiqi also failed to keep the first page. It's a recruiting post for the big and small guilds in this town.

Wu Wulin flipped through the post, and sent Yang Rui a message: "There are more than a dozen guilds offering rewards to find you."

After a while, Yang Rui's bewildered message came back: "What the hell, I'm not that hated, am I?"

"It's not that they want to chase you down, they want to recruit you."

Yang Rui, who was running a mission in the town, quickly looked around. Sure enough, he saw a few players wearing guild badges squatting at the street corner, and leaned over to talk to players who were suspected fighters.

Yang Rui wiped off his sweat and sent a message to Fifth Lin: "Fortunately, they are all looking at fighters."

"Yeah, how much trouble have you caused the fighter players in this town? Someone posted a post complaining that they were stopped more than a dozen times after playing the game for two hours." Fifth Lin spat out in a tone that was too calm. , "Fortunately, no one believes that you are a priest. You can run the mission first, and call me in advance when you are about to go offline. I will ask Lao Ke to come up and stop the hatred of those people for you."

Yang Rui felt very sorry: "Old Ke can't come out to play, so call him embarrassed."

"He likes it. Who is willing to listen to his nagging? Yesterday you went offline and he asked me when you were online."

"..."

Yang Rui wiped off his sweat again, and explained his online time to Fifth Lin.For several consecutive days afterward, Kung Fu and Ke Long appeared on stage half an hour before Yang Rui went online, squatting on the masonry line, and then left after Yang Rui went offline; Kelong Ge simply set up a troll live broadcast, and made a small fortune on the live broadcast platform...

In the blink of an eye, it was Wednesday. As soon as Yang Rui went online that afternoon, he saw Brother Kelong facing the player's online refresh point with a sad face.

Yang Rui was taken aback, and sent a private message to Lao Ke: "What's the matter?"

Brother Kelong didn't reply to him through private chat as usual, and said directly: "The boys of Yiqi are not coming."

Yang Rui raised his eyes and looked out, it wasn't true, the group of riders full of aggrieved and resentful faces has almost become a fixed scenery around the resurrection point for a while, but now there is no one to see.

"It's fine if you don't come, we can relax." Yang Rui said relaxedly, more and more people are looking for him in Liangyin Town, and it's really not a problem that people have to hide their heads and show their tails wherever they go.

Brother Kelong squinted his eyes and stared at Yang Rui: "I said Yangliu... I didn't believe it when the fifth brother said it. You can't be the kind of person who has no player awareness, never reads the forum when you go offline, and doesn't care about game trends. ?”

Yang Rui was a little confused: "No, I checked the forum the day before yesterday, wasn't everyone discussing your live broadcast?"

Kelong got up, slapped Yang Rui on the shoulder, sighed and shook his head: "Yang Liu, it's not that my brother said you, you know that you will be eliminated by the information age if you do things like this? Can you make the current popular star come from How long does it take to become popular and famous?"

"... Tell me something I can understand." Yang Rui was expressionless.

Kelong held his head high and held his chest up, and said righteously: "Even if I worked hard to change the trolling vocabulary, my trolling live broadcast became popular for three nights, and the gift I received was less than 10 yuan! And you, Although your performance is amazing, but the game player group is hidden dragons and crouching tigers, and those who can be popular for more than three days are completely unpopular..."

The corners of Yang Rui's eyes twitched: "10 yuan is worth my one-year salary bro... What are you upset about..."

Brother Kelong shouted: "Don't interrupt! Why don't you understand what I mean? You are too angry, brother! The people in Yiqi don't take you as a dish anymore, and the people in other guilds are not interested in trying to pull you into the guild. Don't you know?"

"I'm not a guild in the first place, and it's not up to me to decide who to recruit from other guilds. Besides, I don't want to join any big guild." Yang Rui was inexplicable.

Brother Kelong covered his face with his hands, as if he couldn't bear to see Yang Rui's stupidity, and he said weakly after a long while: "'Quange' is coming to Liangyin Town."

"Oh! You said that the guild is full of masters?" Yang Rui's eyes lit up.

"Why did those guys come to our Liangyin Town? Won't they go to other places!" Brother Kelong gritted his teeth, "The old five also said that the guild was low-key, why did they participate in the territorial battle in a low-key way! When those bastards came You're completely out of breath, and the people from Yiqi didn't come to live with me anymore, why do you think they are so idle?!"

"..." Yang Rui squinted at him, "I said, Lao Ke, you don't want me to compete with "Quan Ge" for the limelight, do you?"

"It's a must!" Kelong stared angrily, "Don't you feel aggrieved? Don't you feel annoyed? You are the number one expert in Liangyin Town, and you should be saluted by all the players in the town. Are you willing to be cut off like this?"

"Why should I be aggrieved! Why am I so angry! When did I become the number one expert in Liangyin Town!" Yang Rui couldn't help complaining.

"You have accumulated so many attributes for so many days, so you don't want to show your real strength?" Kelong said unwillingly, "You can beat three people at once when you just entered the game, and you are a majestic Muay Thai master. A student from the physical institute stepping on your head to flaunt his might? Even a man can't stand it! A strong dragon doesn't overwhelm a snake, but you are our signature character in Liangyin Town!"

"I'm obviously planning to deal with Yiqi. What are you doing to Quange! You're so brain-breaking brother, don't you feel ashamed to say such a second-year-old!" Yang Rui shouted.

"Yi Qi is nothing but Quan Ge's defeated opponent, what's the point of punishing them!"

"Fuck!"

Yang Rui couldn't communicate with this guy at all, he lifted the hem of his robe and ran away, Ren Lao Ke's big short legs blah behind him and ignored him.It's almost time for the territory battle, Wu Wulin has also brought up the online time earlier, just now when Yang Rui was caught by Lao Ke and was messing around, the private chat messages kept jumping up, now that he got rid of that guy, he had the strength to look down: "Come to the tavern District, Jenny's Tavern."

Jenny's Tavern was quite quiet before nine o'clock in the evening, and Yang Rui met Wu Wulin several times here.After trotting all the way to the place, Wu Lin was sitting in the old seat when he entered the door, and there was another person beside him.When Yang Rui walked over, he took a look at that person, she was a girl, wearing a bronze armor, she was a bit pretty, and she still looked familiar.

"Sorry for being late, I was pestered by Lao Ke at the resurrection point just now." Yang Rui pulled up a chair and sat down, and saw the warrior girl staring at him as if she had seen a ghost. "Uh, fifth child, this is...?"

"Let me introduce, this is Jun Wuyou, Miss Jun." Wu Wulin stretched out his hand and pointed at Yang Rui, "Sister Jun, this is Yang Liuyang."

"Hello, hello... eh?" Yang Rui smiled politely. Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly got up and rushed towards him, picked up the priest's robe on his body, looked at him for a few times, glared at him again, and twitched. Air-conditioned shouted: "Damn, it's really a pastor!"

Yang Rui looked at Wu Wulin suspiciously, and Wu Wulin nodded at him: "Sister Jun was the management of Yiqi before, and she just resigned."

"Well——" Yang Rui remembered where he had seen this girl, "By the way, a berserker in fiery red armor!"

Jun Wuyou had already sat back, and upon hearing this, he waved his hand carelessly, "That is the equipment of the guild, I returned it when I quit the guild."

"What's going on?" Yang Rui was even more confused.

"It's nothing..." Jun Wuyou looked a bit like a royal sister, crossing his arms and sneering, "The [beep——] who wanted to have sex with my old lady, but I rejected it. Then [beep—— 】If you can’t save face, tell people that my mother seduced him. Give him back [beep——] male god, eat [beep——] go, my mother will not hate him every day.”