Daoist, Zhenshanhe!

1.

Xiao Baobao and Chen Cheng fought in the eighth single match, and Chen Cheng's Jedi counterattack ended the game beautifully.

Chen Cheng played a comeback game with residual blood. In the last 5 minutes, the two fought extremely fiercely, especially Chen Cheng, a mage fighting like a mad dog.

In the post-match interview, the host asked: "The situation of this game has been reversed. May I ask what you were thinking when you played the crucial move of Dragon Flame?"

Chen Cheng said blankly: "I didn't think about it, I was just a little angry."

"What are you angry about?"

"He has more female fans than me. Before the game, there were girls shouting his name. If I lose this game, I'll be ashamed."

Xiao Baobao, who listened to the interview, smiled brightly, stared at Chen Cheng and said, "It's cute, miss you."

(Inspired by an interview with professional player Faker)

2.

Ever since Chi Wei obtained Gu Shubai's Weibo account password, he has basically occupied Gu Shubai's Weibo and regarded him as a home for showing affection. Chi Wei has been more active on Gu Shubai's Weibo. I also want Happy on my Weibo.

Chi Wei's fans chased the murderer from thousands of miles away, ran to Gu Shubai's Weibo and yelled: "Hedgehog, have you forgotten your Weibo account! Hold on! Update! Don't mess around!"

Gu Shubai's fans were also furious: "Give back our Su Bai!"

The two double-dan CP fans are very happy: "Hey hey hey hey -"

3.

The new issue of the e-sports magazine was delivered to Fenshi, and when Mingyue flipped through it, she suddenly shouted loudly: "Wow! Qingchuan, you fouled! You are scheming, you are really scheming, you actually abandoned your cold image and acted cute to the camera!"

A few people quickly gathered around and looked at the magazine held high in Mingyue's hand. When they saw the picture of Gu Shubai's eyes hanging down and pouting, they all opened their mouths wide and their jaws almost fell to the ground.

Han Xing couldn't believe it at all: "Why are you pouting?"

Gu Shubai was also very puzzled: "I was probably going to yawn at that time."

The rest: "???" Magazines are so good at taking pictures!

4.

After Xiao Baobao and Chen Cheng lived together, both of them were dog lovers, and each took a dog back to raise.

Baby Xiao raised a Tibetan mastiff with shiny fur, which looked like a lion. Chen Cheng raised a Labrador, which was cute and docile, and very heart-warming.

Later, the two puppies grew up a bit. When they went out for a walk, Baby Xiao worried that the Tibetan Mastiff would scare people, so he put a mask on it. Every time Chen Cheng saw a Tibetan Mastiff wearing a mask, he would encourage the Labrador to provoke the Tibetan Mastiff. , Gao Gao refrigerated mastiff ignored him, Chen Cheng became more and more enthusiastic, after a few times, Baby Xiao looked at the smirking Chen Cheng leisurely, and said: "Remind you, if you do this again, you will be punished."

(Inspired by Weibo jokes)

5.

Another new e-sports magazine, with a picture of Chi Wei teasing cats on the cover, fans called Chi Wei cute and said: "Didn't the hedgehog say that he doesn't like small animals and find it troublesome to cook them? It's really a duplicity, Actually, I like small animals!"

Chi Wei responded positively: "It's not duplicity, I don't like small animals very much, but I like my wife."

Gu Shubai took the Great Sage back home at night, and asked Chi Wei to urinate.

Gu Shubai: "You mean I look like a cat?"

6.

When Leng Huimou was still in Wolfsbane, the management of Wolfsbane held an offline meeting. After the meeting, a group of elders decided to go to Xijiao City to have a good time.

A group of people chatted and laughed with Leng Huimou. When they were crossing the road, they found that Leng Huimou was silent. Looking back, Leng Huimou was standing on the other side of the road with a displeased expression on his face.

After Leng looked back, one person asked, "What are you doing there?"

Looking back coldly: "Wait for the green light."

The rest: "..."

After that, looking back Leng realized that he was really not on the same path as Langbai and the others, so he finally made up his mind to resign.

This incident tells us that no matter how bad a person is, he has a bottom line that cannot be touched.

7.

When the courier comes to deliver the courier, one copy must be signed by the courier in person. After the security contact, the courier will go up and deliver it by himself.

The courier boy came to the lounge and knocked on the door. There was a lot of noise in the room, and everyone was yelling. The courier guy pushed the door open. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he yelled: "Miss Bao, Which Miss Bao?"

The room suddenly fell silent.

Bao, Miss Bao?

August Firefly grabbed the knife on the table and rushed over, saying fiercely, "I'll kill you!"

Afterwards, Han Xing comforted: "Bao Ying, Bao Ying! What a good name!"

8.

When the 16-year-old Gu Shuyi stepped into the professional circle and completed her ten consecutive achievements, the reporter interviewed her: "What is your goal?"

Gu Shuyi said: "I want to beat my brother at his peak, but this goal is impossible to achieve. Then, I will get more glory than my brother and brother Chiwei! I want to prove to everyone that girls I can also play better than you all!"

9.

After Gu Shubai retired, Tang Tang became the core of Tianqi's team.

The e-sports magazine gave him an exclusive interview.

Reporter: Why did you come up with the ID of Mengjianren?

Tang Tang: Actually, this account was not mine at first, but my brother's. My parents encountered an accident while picking up my brother from school, leaving only my brother alive and paralyzed.After Wangu came out, I bought a helmet so that he could live in the world of Wangu. The ID he gave himself was called Mengjianren. Later, my brother got seriously ill and couldn’t survive, so I inherited the helmet.

Reporter: Everyone says that you are very aggressive. Why did you choose to be a nanny?

Tang Tang: I used to think that if I could be like the nanny in the game, maybe my parents and my brother would not be so unfortunate. I could heal them and bring them back to life.However, in fact, the job of Mengjianren was chosen by my brother, maybe he has the same idea as me. (laughs) After retiring, I want to study medicine, and I hope I can have the same talent in this area as in games.

Reporter: What do you want to say about Tianqi?

Tang Tang: I have nothing to say. I have been in Tianqi for almost seven years, which is enough to explain everything.

10.

On Changyun OpenDay (event day open to fans), Ye Xiangzhou announced his retirement at the end of this year, and the burden of Changyun will be completely placed on Chi Wei's shoulders. As two generations alternating between the old and the new, Ye Xiangzhou and Chi Wei played an exhibition match Taking fantasy heroes as the main stage.

Ye Xiangzhou lost, Chi Wei won.

Chi Wei stood on the stage in a daze. Everyone said that Ye Xiangzhou deliberately let Chi Wei win. After all, before that, Chi Wei had basically lost a hundred battles.Chi Wei also felt that Ye Xiangzhou let go of the water, and he looked depressed even if he won.

Gu Shubai comforted: "Ye Xiangzhou has become a victim of the times up to now. He has dominated the hero of the fantasy world for five full years. As long as he is in Changyun, he is the king of Changyun. Even if you are not a game, he Changyun also covered your light, but now, he bid farewell to the stage as a loser, lifted you up, and made you a rising star."

Chi Wei also understands that compared with Ye Xiangzhou's sacrifice, his pride is not worth mentioning at all.

"Captain Ye," Chi Wei had something to say, with an overly serious tone that made everyone look at him, Chi Wei's eyes were full of emotions, looking at Ye Xiangzhou, he suddenly laughed, "Captain Ye, I think you seem to have gained weight, don't you?" Less."

Model was born! 1.8 meters eight!An ape's back and a wasp's waist!Eight pack abs!Long legs!Ye Xiangzhou: "..."

other people:"……"

Chi Wei is still smiling, the complex emotions in his eyes have not faded away, and there are faint tears shining.

11.

The Changyun OpenDay activities were still going on, Ye Xiangzhou was standing on the balcony blowing a breeze, a can of Coke was handed to him, Ye Xiangzhou took it and said, "You are here."

"Hmm." He Wenle leaned against Ye Xiangzhou with a bottle of milk.

Ye Xiangzhou stretched out his long arms and held him in his arms. He opened the Coke and took a sip. The two of them were quiet and neither of them spoke.

After a while, Ye Xiangzhou put the Coke aside, kissed He Wenle's cheek, and asked, "Am I really fat?"

He Wenle laughed softly: "Chi Wei is still a child, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

"He is not a child anymore. He shoulders Changyun's future." Ye Xiangzhou put the Coke on the ground, lowered his head and kissed He Wenle's eyes looking at him. In these eyes, he is not the god of war and hero in everyone's mind, but just He is Ye Xiangzhou.

These eyes have always contained his good and bad, his past and his future.

Ye Xiangzhou asked, "Wen Le, would you believe me if I said I didn't release the water just now?"

"Believe me," He Wenle smiled gently, "With your character, any opponent will go all out. This is your attitude and respect."

"But I lost," Ye Xiangzhou looked up at the dark sky, extremely dark, without a single star, he sighed, and said in a helpless tone that Ye Xiangzhou would never use, "I'm old, Wen Le."

He Wenle held Ye Xiangzhou in his arms.

"Now I finally understand what brother Xiao Yu said firsthand." After the tired bird returned to the nest, Ye Xiangzhou buried himself in He Wenle's arms, and said in a muffled voice, "There is no eternal strong in this world, only an eternal arena for competition."

He Wenle stroked Ye Xiangzhou's hair and said softly, "Everyone remembers the entire era ruled by dark forces."

12.

There is only one way to realize your dreams, which is called perseverance.

Hats off to all the pros.

The author has something to say: Thank you all for supporting me all the way to the present!I am very grateful to every reader for their great company. The good time for nearly a year is a good memory in life!Love you guys! !

The next book is going to write the story of Ye Xiangzhou and He Wenle. It will not be too long, about 30 to [-] words. It will tell the story of how Ye Dui grew from a middle school boy to a dark force. I will try to write as much emotional drama as possible!If you are interested, you can bookmark it in advance~The article will be published in mid-to-late September~

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