Xiao Shi's trivia

On this day, our Master Xiao was lying very comfortably on the wicker chair under his own grape arbor, with his left hand resting on his head and his right hand following certain regular movements, coherently picking up the string of purple grapes hanging above his head one by one. The big grapes and sent them to his mouth one by one, while eating them with relish, he still hummed a ditty without forgetting his lisp.

"Master, is it delicious?" The butler asked as he came over and looked at the pair of Erlang's legs that were raised high in front of him.

Senior Madam Xiao stuffed himself another grape, looked up at him and replied vaguely: "Delicious!"

"Really?" the butler confirmed.

"Do you see that your master and I are enjoying myself like I'm just pretending to tease you?" After speaking, I continued to the next one.

Hearing the words, the butler raised his head and looked at the bunch of grapes that were only half left in the blink of an eye but were still firmly hanging on the vine, after hesitating again and again, he made up his mind and asked, "Don't you think it's dirty if you just eat it without washing it?" ?"

"Huh?" Dashi Xiao sat up straight and looked at his butler with a worried expression on his face, asking: "Is there something wrong with your eyes, Ren?"

? ? ?The housekeeper was full of doubts: "Master, there is nothing wrong with my eyes!"

"Impossible..." Senior Madam Xiao quickly vetoed it, then excitedly tugged on the butler's sleeve and began to sob and lament sadly, "Ah Ren, please don't deliberately hide your illness from me just because you're afraid of my master's distress! "

"My lord, I really have nothing to hide about your illness." The butler said solemnly, and then unceremoniously freed his sleeve from the hands of Senior Bachelor Xiao: "Master, if you want to pretend to cry, can I trouble you?" Pretend to be a little bit, otherwise it will be difficult for me to cooperate with you in the performance."

"Ah? Woooooo...Aren, you really have a change of heart, you really have a change of heart..." Xiao Dashi, who was exposed face to face, suddenly suppressed his mouth and yelled in grief: "I think that you, Aren, It was a very, very perfect match with me without difficulty, but now you actually... you actually started to dislike me, I... I... I am so sad... so sad... You say, are you Did you get poached? Are you planning to abandon your poor master, I will be popular and drink spicy food from now on, and then marry a rich and beautiful woman, and then go to the top of life and live a fairy-like life? You say you say you say it ?”

Seeing that his master began to perform a one-man show again, the butler stood there quite calmly, not explaining or comforting, but said lightly: "The emperor has already drank half a pot of tea in the living room."

"Ah?" Master Xiao put away all his fake expressions after hearing this, just when the butler thought he was going to meet the emperor, he unexpectedly saw him sitting back on the wicker chair and started eating grapes again.

"Ahem..." The housekeeper coughed, "Master, do you plan to eat the remaining half of the skewer?"

Master Xiao nodded while chewing on the grapes: "Of course, how can I be worthy of my hard work if I don't finish eating it."

"Labor?" The butler thought he had misheard the word.

"Yeah!" After putting another one into his mouth, Xiao Dashi said: "I washed it for a long time!"

"Wash?" The housekeeper looked at the bunch of grapes again, and after confirming that it was indeed a whole bunch of grapes that had not been picked off, he asked, "May I ask how the master washed it?"