Xiao Shi's trivia
Chapter 1
Just as our fairy-like Master Xiao, dressed in white, was leisurely admiring the flowers alone in the back garden of his home, the housekeeper rushed over in a hurry.
"My lord is not well--not well..."
"Nonsense——" Senior Madam Xiao turned around and glared at his housekeeper, "Why is it bad for my master to stand here in good order?"
"No, master..." As soon as the butler heard it, he knew that his master had misunderstood what he said, so he wanted to make it clear in a hurry.
But our Grand Master Xiao would not give him this chance, only to see that he interrupted what the butler hadn't finished speaking.Then he lowered his head and smelled the pink and tender flower in front of him slowly, and then said: "Ah Ren, then you mean the master who is standing in front of you now..." He pointed at himself with the index finger of his right hand : "That is to say, my master, I am not a good existence?"
"No, master..." The butler looked even more nervous, but still had no chance to finish his sentence, because he was completely stunned by his master's expression.
"What? No?" Grand Master Xiao Yanran looked like a pissed off daughter-in-law, pretending to sob and looked at the stunned butler with a rather aggrieved expression: "Ah Ren, you really changed your mind. I think you were I wholeheartedly and wholeheartedly hope for my master's well-being. But now... actually... Master, I am so sad that I can't go on."
Where is this?Looking at his master who was immersed in his own world, the housekeeper felt that his head was getting bigger and more confused: "Master, listen to me!"
"Wuu~~~ Ah Ren, you don't have to worry about the master, I can't stand the stimulation." The senior scholar Xiao stepped forward and grabbed the butler's sleeve: "Come on, tell the truth to the master, who is so courageous and dares to come here blatantly?" My bachelor's house is digging the foot of my dear butler, my lord?"
"My lord!" The housekeeper called out softly, watching the actions of Senior Bachelor Xiao.
"My lord, I'm here, Ren."
"Master, please don't rub the mud of your hands on my sleeves."
Seeing that his little tricks were discovered, Senior Madam Xiao immediately said calmly without blushing or panting: "Ah Ren, you have wronged me, Master. I am looking at the quality of your clothes fabric, Master."
"Then what is the result of the master's research on my clothing?" The housekeeper humbly asked for advice.
"If it's not good, master, I'll change you into new clothes!" Senior Scholar Xiao said generously.
The housekeeper was amused and asked quickly, "May I ask when I can get my new clothes?"
"Where did Ah Ren say that?" After hearing what the housekeeper said, Senior Madam Xiao looked at him very suspiciously and asked.
"Master, didn't you just say that you would make new clothes for me!" the housekeeper reminded.
"I mean, if the material is not good, I will make it for you."
The butler nodded: "That's it." He lifted his sleeves: "Master, my clothes are made of ordinary fabrics that cannot be more ordinary."
"Oh?" Grand Master Xiao picked up the butler's sleeve again and looked at it: "Ah Ren, I read it again, sir, and I still think that your clothes are made of good material!"
The butler sighed after hearing this, and shook his head: "Since the master is like this, I can only say that your vision is really not ordinary." He wondered why he was so confused?Knowing that his master is an iron rooster that cannot be ironed anymore, he actually thought that he would get a new suit of clothes from the other party just now!
Who would have thought that as soon as the butler's words fell, the senior scholar Xiao looked at the butler with his big watery eyes: "Aren, master, I know that you are the person who cares about me the most in this world. You see, master, I just thought of myself When you should protect your eyes, you have already discovered that my eyesight has become bad, sir." While talking, he pulled up the butler's sleeve: "Aren, you said you are so good, how can I leave you in the future? ah?"
The butler watched Senior Master Xiao acting out the emotional scene alone again, and couldn't help but feel his head hurting again, so he adjusted his emotions appropriately, then looked at Senior Master Xiao calmly and said, "How is the master's eyesight?" I don't know, I just know that if you don't go out again, master, will it be difficult for the emperor to blame you?" After speaking, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but he remembered his purpose of coming here.Just being disturbed by the person in front of me almost made a big mistake.
"Has the emperor come to our place?" In fact, he didn't need the butler to answer, he already had a bottom line in his heart, Senior Scholar Xiao.
"Yes." The butler nodded.
"How long?"
"Based on a conservative estimate, the emperor should have drunk almost half of the pot of tea by now." The butler thought for a while.
"Half a pot of tea..." Master Xiao stroked his beardless chin, and just when the housekeeper thought he was going to meet him in the front hall, who knew that our Master Xiao actually said, "Aren, go get me, sir. Bring your breakfast here."
"Master, I have seen someone who is not afraid of death, but I have never seen someone who put his head directly on the beheading knife like you." After finishing speaking, the butler ran away without looking back.
Do you think the butler escaped from the scholar's mansion out of fear of disaster?Wrong, big mistake, he obediently ran to the kitchen to serve breakfast for his master.
The capital city has always been a bustling place, especially now that the imperial examination is just around the corner, and students from all over the place have rushed to gather here, making it even more lively.
However, the most attractive thing on this street at the moment is not the dazzling array of goods; nor is it the wonderful acrobatic performance, but the three people.That's right, everyone read it right, there were indeed three people.
It stands to reason that it is not surprising that there are three people who come shopping together on this street, let alone one of them is dressed in white and is gentle and elegant; the other has a round face and a cute pout; Without losing the sense of affinity.
However, all of the above is in ignorance of what they are holding in their hands.
The white-clothed fairy, that is, our Grand Scholar Xiao, was walking briskly while shaking a bunch of red peppers and a bunch of round garlic that he held in his hand.
"Little pig, aren't you very moved to see the peace and prosperity of the country and the people in front of you?" Senior Bachelor Xiao pointed to the crowd around him and asked the person walking on his right.
And the person on the right is the one who is so cute that people can't help but want to reach out and pinch his face, that is, the boy who looks like fifteen or sixteen years old called "Little Pig" by Master Xiao.
"Master's words are very true, I am indeed deeply moved." After finally swallowing the food stuffed in his mouth, Little Pig nodded and replied cautiously.
"Little pig, we all know who you are, so it's not a big deal if you change your name a little bit." Senior Maester Xiao was quite friendly.
When Xiaozhu heard this, he immediately nodded his head like a rattle: "What the master taught is that the students know their mistakes." Even though he is the emperor, but now he is out of the palace and walking on this street, it is said that he should change.He secretly glanced at Grand Master Xiao and rejoiced inwardly: Fortunately, the master was not angry because of the low-level mistakes he made.
"Well, children can be taught!" Master Xiao was quite satisfied with the performance of his students, so he patted Little Pig's head without hesitation and praised.
"My lord is not well--not well..."
"Nonsense——" Senior Madam Xiao turned around and glared at his housekeeper, "Why is it bad for my master to stand here in good order?"
"No, master..." As soon as the butler heard it, he knew that his master had misunderstood what he said, so he wanted to make it clear in a hurry.
But our Grand Master Xiao would not give him this chance, only to see that he interrupted what the butler hadn't finished speaking.Then he lowered his head and smelled the pink and tender flower in front of him slowly, and then said: "Ah Ren, then you mean the master who is standing in front of you now..." He pointed at himself with the index finger of his right hand : "That is to say, my master, I am not a good existence?"
"No, master..." The butler looked even more nervous, but still had no chance to finish his sentence, because he was completely stunned by his master's expression.
"What? No?" Grand Master Xiao Yanran looked like a pissed off daughter-in-law, pretending to sob and looked at the stunned butler with a rather aggrieved expression: "Ah Ren, you really changed your mind. I think you were I wholeheartedly and wholeheartedly hope for my master's well-being. But now... actually... Master, I am so sad that I can't go on."
Where is this?Looking at his master who was immersed in his own world, the housekeeper felt that his head was getting bigger and more confused: "Master, listen to me!"
"Wuu~~~ Ah Ren, you don't have to worry about the master, I can't stand the stimulation." The senior scholar Xiao stepped forward and grabbed the butler's sleeve: "Come on, tell the truth to the master, who is so courageous and dares to come here blatantly?" My bachelor's house is digging the foot of my dear butler, my lord?"
"My lord!" The housekeeper called out softly, watching the actions of Senior Bachelor Xiao.
"My lord, I'm here, Ren."
"Master, please don't rub the mud of your hands on my sleeves."
Seeing that his little tricks were discovered, Senior Madam Xiao immediately said calmly without blushing or panting: "Ah Ren, you have wronged me, Master. I am looking at the quality of your clothes fabric, Master."
"Then what is the result of the master's research on my clothing?" The housekeeper humbly asked for advice.
"If it's not good, master, I'll change you into new clothes!" Senior Scholar Xiao said generously.
The housekeeper was amused and asked quickly, "May I ask when I can get my new clothes?"
"Where did Ah Ren say that?" After hearing what the housekeeper said, Senior Madam Xiao looked at him very suspiciously and asked.
"Master, didn't you just say that you would make new clothes for me!" the housekeeper reminded.
"I mean, if the material is not good, I will make it for you."
The butler nodded: "That's it." He lifted his sleeves: "Master, my clothes are made of ordinary fabrics that cannot be more ordinary."
"Oh?" Grand Master Xiao picked up the butler's sleeve again and looked at it: "Ah Ren, I read it again, sir, and I still think that your clothes are made of good material!"
The butler sighed after hearing this, and shook his head: "Since the master is like this, I can only say that your vision is really not ordinary." He wondered why he was so confused?Knowing that his master is an iron rooster that cannot be ironed anymore, he actually thought that he would get a new suit of clothes from the other party just now!
Who would have thought that as soon as the butler's words fell, the senior scholar Xiao looked at the butler with his big watery eyes: "Aren, master, I know that you are the person who cares about me the most in this world. You see, master, I just thought of myself When you should protect your eyes, you have already discovered that my eyesight has become bad, sir." While talking, he pulled up the butler's sleeve: "Aren, you said you are so good, how can I leave you in the future? ah?"
The butler watched Senior Master Xiao acting out the emotional scene alone again, and couldn't help but feel his head hurting again, so he adjusted his emotions appropriately, then looked at Senior Master Xiao calmly and said, "How is the master's eyesight?" I don't know, I just know that if you don't go out again, master, will it be difficult for the emperor to blame you?" After speaking, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but he remembered his purpose of coming here.Just being disturbed by the person in front of me almost made a big mistake.
"Has the emperor come to our place?" In fact, he didn't need the butler to answer, he already had a bottom line in his heart, Senior Scholar Xiao.
"Yes." The butler nodded.
"How long?"
"Based on a conservative estimate, the emperor should have drunk almost half of the pot of tea by now." The butler thought for a while.
"Half a pot of tea..." Master Xiao stroked his beardless chin, and just when the housekeeper thought he was going to meet him in the front hall, who knew that our Master Xiao actually said, "Aren, go get me, sir. Bring your breakfast here."
"Master, I have seen someone who is not afraid of death, but I have never seen someone who put his head directly on the beheading knife like you." After finishing speaking, the butler ran away without looking back.
Do you think the butler escaped from the scholar's mansion out of fear of disaster?Wrong, big mistake, he obediently ran to the kitchen to serve breakfast for his master.
The capital city has always been a bustling place, especially now that the imperial examination is just around the corner, and students from all over the place have rushed to gather here, making it even more lively.
However, the most attractive thing on this street at the moment is not the dazzling array of goods; nor is it the wonderful acrobatic performance, but the three people.That's right, everyone read it right, there were indeed three people.
It stands to reason that it is not surprising that there are three people who come shopping together on this street, let alone one of them is dressed in white and is gentle and elegant; the other has a round face and a cute pout; Without losing the sense of affinity.
However, all of the above is in ignorance of what they are holding in their hands.
The white-clothed fairy, that is, our Grand Scholar Xiao, was walking briskly while shaking a bunch of red peppers and a bunch of round garlic that he held in his hand.
"Little pig, aren't you very moved to see the peace and prosperity of the country and the people in front of you?" Senior Bachelor Xiao pointed to the crowd around him and asked the person walking on his right.
And the person on the right is the one who is so cute that people can't help but want to reach out and pinch his face, that is, the boy who looks like fifteen or sixteen years old called "Little Pig" by Master Xiao.
"Master's words are very true, I am indeed deeply moved." After finally swallowing the food stuffed in his mouth, Little Pig nodded and replied cautiously.
"Little pig, we all know who you are, so it's not a big deal if you change your name a little bit." Senior Maester Xiao was quite friendly.
When Xiaozhu heard this, he immediately nodded his head like a rattle: "What the master taught is that the students know their mistakes." Even though he is the emperor, but now he is out of the palace and walking on this street, it is said that he should change.He secretly glanced at Grand Master Xiao and rejoiced inwardly: Fortunately, the master was not angry because of the low-level mistakes he made.
"Well, children can be taught!" Master Xiao was quite satisfied with the performance of his students, so he patted Little Pig's head without hesitation and praised.
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