hey your coffin lid is flying

After school started in Hangzhou, the temperature was surprisingly comfortable.

In the past September, there would be Qiu Huo talking about it, but this year, it makes people wonder if God secretly turned on the air conditioner for Hangzhou.

Zhang Biao rode a battery car and appeared downstairs at Li Qi's on time. Instead of ringing the bell, he just lay on the car and meowed a few times.

"Meow~meow~meow~"

This was their secret code, and at first Zhang Biao was unwilling to do so, thinking that the elders were too good at meowing like cats, and they should howl like wolves, which would be powerful.

In the end, after GoldenEye 1818 broadcast a news about a teenager learning how to howl in the middle of the night and being beaten by a passer-by, he never thought about it again.

Not long after meowing, Li Qi tiptoed downstairs in his coat.

"Fuck, stop barking." Li Qi said in a low voice, "My African Garfield cat can't take it anymore."

"Is it because I sounded so sweet?" Zhang Biao turned the car key and flicked his tail skillfully.

Li Qi raised his thigh and collapsed: "Wrong, it's because the barking is too coquettish. I think we should change our password to dog barking in the future. There are few dogs in my neighborhood."

"Go away, it's better to howl like a wolf!" Zhang Biao said.

Li Qi laughed: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten?"

"Hey," Zhang Biao sighed, turned the handle directly, and the car rushed out: "Fuck, how much did you eat at night, the battery power has dropped by 20.00% directly."

"Fuck you, I'm a shot put!" Li Qi said, "I just brought some things."

"What did you bring?" Zhang Biao asked while riding his bike, "Peachwood Sword or Black Dog Blood?"

"You really believe what the transfer student said, there's a fart ghost," Li Qi pushed back, trying to keep a little distance from Zhang Biao's butt: "I brought sausages, ham sausage, squid shreds, beef jerky, Duck neck, duck tongue, and a can of beer."

"Are you fucking going to have a party?" Zhang Biao's body visibly shook, and the car shook.

"What do you know? It's called being prepared—oh fuck, it smells like this." Li Qi hurriedly reached out to cover his nose, and asked with a frown, "Zhang Biao, I call you uncle! Before you fart, can there be an early warning?" ?”

Zhang Biao held his breath for a long time, guessing that the smell had almost dissipated, and then said slowly: "How can this thing be an early warning, it will be out of control when it comes."

"Get out of here." Li Qi's smoked white eyes were about to roll out: "Look at him, Du Jiang's son, he knows how to go to the bathroom when he farts. Are you not as good as a four-year-old child?"

"Damn, this skill is amazing." Zhang Biao instantly saw Superman's expression: "Gaiming, I'll go online to find a tutorial on holding back farts."

San'er lives very close to all kinds of schools, basically the school district room in the school district room.

The back door of the complex is Xicheng Kindergarten, across the road is the elementary school and junior high school, and after two turns, you can see the wonton shop in the south of Jiacheng.

The location is unique.

From childhood to adulthood, the living radius has not exceeded 3000 meters, and I have basically never ridden a bicycle.

"You guys are too late, aren't you?" San'er rubbed his arms and face: "It's gonna be fucking later, can we have breakfast?"

"Fuck, isn't it that exaggerated?" Li Qi glanced at the phone: "It's only two minutes past 12:2, what time did you arrive?"

"11 o'clock." San'er said.

"Come here early, do you want to feed the mosquitoes?" Zhang Biao parked his car under the locust tree in the south and walked over.

San'er didn't speak, and nodded after bouncing on the spot a few times: "The mosquito almost carried me away."

"Don't just us?" Li Qi took out half a bottle of toilet water from his pocket and handed it to San'er: "Where are Xiang Yang and his neighbor? Are they here?"

San'er took the toilet water and squirted wildly: "Come on, go in first, and say it's a fight——fuck, what the hell does it smell like? Is your toilet water expired? It stinks."

"Get out, I just poured it when I went out tonight." Li Qi hesitated for a moment, but still took a light breath, one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, an indescribable stench, comparable to a biochemical weapon.

"Zhang Biao, my uncle!!!"