This zombie is not too cute [Interstellar]

Qianqianxing, the biggest feature of this planet is that the ground is full of flowers. It is a little small, but it is the best choice for the well-known honeymoon travel.Those who come to this planet to see flowers are basically couples or husbands and wives. Yes, men and men are protected by law. Whoever makes women less and less, high-quality women are given priority to the nobles.If a woman is an aristocrat, then her other half can only be an aristocrat. If she insists on marrying a commoner, the entire family will be deprived of the title of aristocrat...

All in all, it is very common for men and women to get married for honeymoon here, and there are not many couples like Duo Mengxie.

"Honeymoon?" Meng Qiao had just beaten to death a big bug that had sneaked in at some point, and was a little dazed after hearing what Fu Yun, who was opposite Wu Mayao's light screen, said.

Wu Mayao pulled Meng Qiao into his arms, threw a fire talisman and pasted it on the door to prevent those bugs from sneaking in, and said with a smile, "Qianqianxing is here for her honeymoon."

"But we're not married." It's common sense that Meng Meng still knows this after getting married and having another honeymoon.

Fu Yun looked at Wu Mayao with shocked eyes, "Oh! Honeymoon even if you're not married, are you taking care of your little lover?"

Wu Mayao was silent for a while, then pulled one corner of his lips and asked, "Are you busy recently?"

Fu Yun trembled all over, "I'm very busy, goodbye!" He hung up the moment he finished speaking, darling, he doesn't want to be tossed about by this guy, he will definitely die!

The fire talisman on the door completely burned the insects trying to get in. After a long time, no more insects came in from the bottom. I don't know if they gave up or burned them all away.

But who cares?Wu Mayao looked at the scenery outside the window and said with a smile, "We're almost there."

"This is Qianqianxing?" Meng Meng lay on the window and looked at a large area of ​​flowers below. Even the buildings are covered with flowers of various colors. The combination of various colors is like the fairy tales he read before. It is not without reason that it has become a honeymoon destination.

only……

"When did we get married?" Meng Qiao turned to look at Wu Mayao, did he lose his memory?

"Not yet, I promise I won't make you wait too long." Wu Mayao said firmly.

Meng Meng blinked, "I'll marry you."

Those who want to raise corpses are really virtuous, cook delicious food, look good, can go to the hall and go to the kitchen, can fight mistresses and beat cockroaches... huh?Seems like something weird got mixed in?

All in all, Wu Mayao is a good daughter-in-law.

"Well, I will marry you." Wu Mayao changed his words in a good manner, he didn't care about this kind of verbal dispute, as long as his wife was happy.

Sure enough, after listening to it, Meng Xie was stunned, "Okay, I will marry you after I make a lot of money."

"Yes." Wu Mayao held Meng Xie in one hand and watched the spaceship slowly land.

After getting off the spaceship, they found that the sight was still following them.

Meng Qiao whispered in Wu Mayao's ear: "How about I go and kill them?"

"Just throw it away. The laws here are even stricter than that of Lan Luoxing." The star master of Qianqianxing comes from a very powerful family. The mascot doesn't come out of Lan Luoxing at all, so everything here depends on the star master.

People who make trouble in Qianqianxing will either live less than Qianqianxing, or they will have to pay a fine, and if the circumstances are serious, they will be imprisoned.

Meng Yao rolled his eyes, if he continued, Wu Mayao would say that he must be a good citizen who abides by the law, and he would know everything without even thinking about it.

When he came out and saw a large area of ​​flowers, he took a deep breath and felt less depressed.

"The wine here is very good, mainly for picnics, sitting on the ground under the curtain, drinking some wine, very comfortable." Wu Mayao asked Meng Xie to bring a lot of things, planning to make a barbecue.

A sip of nutrition and a sip of wine is nothing, but a sip of barbecue and a sip of wine is the most beautiful.

"So we came all the way here for the picnic?" Meng Qiao looked at Wu Mayao with eyes like looking at a fool, why waste this money?

Wu Mayao leaned closer and rubbed the tip of his nose, and said with a smile: "Hey, you won't regret it in half a month."

Meng Yao frowned slightly, "Okay, if you regret it, you can accompany me to read."

"it is good."

Seeing that the keeper agreed so readily, Meng Xie was a little more looking forward to the picnic.

First, I rented a deer cart, went around Qianqian City, bought three jars of flower wine with different flavors, and then swiped my card to go to a high slope, where the ground was full of flowers.

After choosing a good location, Wu Mayao took out something to set up a tent from Zhinao, and said with a smile: "Mengmeng, will you still set up a tent?"

"Should be." Meng Yao remembered that Wu Mayao was going to summer camp that year. In order not to let the little Wu Mayao pass by alone, he insisted on going to the camping training class to learn the scene of living in the wild, and was slapped by the teacher Yes, just a tent has been set up several times over and over again.

"Then I'll leave this to you. I'll cook the barbecue, and make two cold dishes and braised meat, okay?"

Meng Yan swallowed, "Spicy."

"Row."

After the agreement is made, there is the temptation of delicious food, and Meng is also motivated to work.

They are not the only ones on this hillside, there are also a few couples setting up tents not too far away, working together with a smile on their faces.After Meng Meng set up the tent, they had already laid out a clean cloth, sat on it, and took out nutritional supplements and a jar of wine. Only two couples brought fruit to eat.

After setting up the tent, Meng Xie took out two ponies from the space, gave one to Wu Mayao, and took a peach to stare at Wu Mayao without blinking.

The fragrance of the fruit was blown away by the wind, the couple who were closest sniffed it, and looked at the peaches in Meng Qiao's hands with bright eyes.

Meng Xie's attention was not on them, he only concentrated on watching Wu Mayao skillfully cut the meat into uniform slices, skewered them with iron skewers, and put them on the iron rack to roast.

After grilling fifteen skewers at one time, and making sure that the meat is not burnt and the taste is just right, Meng Qiao suddenly felt that Wu Mayao was really powerful.

After there were a few skewers for Meng Xie to satisfy his hunger, Wu Mayao poured the washed rice into the washed big bamboo, and then put it in the pot to cook.Then continue to roast the meat, prepare the stewed meat and cold dishes later, and now that they are ready, Meng Xie can eat all of them before the rice is cooked.

The smell of barbecue drifts away with the wind, and the person who is drinking nutritional supplements is about to say something to his lover: "..."

So fragrant, how can people talk about love? !Can't you enjoy drinking a little wine and looking at the scenery?It has to be so fragrant, it seems that the nutrient in the mouth is even more tasteless.

Meng Xie waited obediently to be fed, Wu Mayao asked him to take out the clean cloth and spread it on the ground, and put the food on it after a while.

The scent is alluring, it's okay to be far away, and want to change places if you're close, but you can't bear to give up the smell, so you can only keep sniffing, and drink some nutritional supplements when you're hungry.

"Sir, can you sell us some barbecue?" A gentle male voice asked.

Wu Mayao looked up at him, he looked like a very gentleman, even wearing casual clothes couldn't stop his elegance.But before he could speak, a big hand stretched out.

Wu Mayao frowned slightly, and unceremoniously struck that hand with the iron tongs, and the owner of the hand cried out in pain.

"What are you doing!" The middle-aged man with a big belly squinted his bean eyes, and looked at him viciously while covering his beaten hand.

"What do you want to do?" Wu Mayao calmly turned over the barbecue, brushed it with a layer of ingredients, sprinkled sesame seeds, turned the other side and sprinkled sesame seeds, and finally gave it to Meng Xie who was sitting next to him, "Eat it .”

Meng Xie took the barbecue to eat, and asked Wu Mayao to eat together, the two ate with great relish, and didn't care about the fat man with big ears.Seeing this, the other could only leave sadly, thinking that he would ask after the matter here was resolved, at least now is not a good time.

The middle-aged man wanted to get angry, and a beautiful woman beside him said softly, "He just wants to eat."

"Hmph, did you hear that? Bring the things here, is ten star coins enough?" The man looked at them contemptuously, took out ten star coins and threw them over.

Meng Meng stood up after eating a bunch of barbecue, clapped his hands, walked up to the man and asked, "Want to buy barbecue?"

The man looked him up and down for a while, then smiled lewdly and said, "That's right."

"One thousand star coins, one piece." Meng Xie said calmly.

"One thousand star coins?! Are you kidding me? Are you looking for death?" Douzi's eyes widened suddenly, and he was about to slap him.

Meng Meng grabbed his waving hand and shouted blankly, with no acting skills and no emotion: "Ah! Help!"

After shouting, he took off the man's arm, and rewarded a broken son and grandson's foot by the way. The painful man's face was pale, and his lips trembled.

"what--"

Compared to Meng Xie, the woman in the red skirt next to the man was much more talented, she attracted a lot of attention, and even called the guards.

A group of people in military uniforms came over, and the leader asked, "What's going on?"

Before Meng Xie could speak, the woman in the red skirt walked over crying and said, "Binggege, my husband and I wanted to buy their barbecue, but they said they wanted [-] star coins, and we refused to buy it, so he beat my husband into a barbeque." After that, woo woo..."

For the person who sued, Meng Meng wanted to give her a round of applause.

The leader was not an idiot either, he asked Meng Xie again: "What's going on?"

"Hello." Wu Mayao stood up after eating the last bite of barbecue, and showed him the recording function of the brain: "The story is roughly like this."

The woman in the red skirt was dumbfounded, she didn't expect Wu Mayao to record it, and she was a little embarrassed. "Brother Bing, we won't pursue it anymore."

"If you don't pursue it, it doesn't mean we won't pursue it." Meng Xie had no intention of pacifying the matter, "It was this big fat man who made the first move. He wanted to hit me if I didn't sell him barbecue. Who knew he was so weak, if he moved casually, he would It became like this."

The team leader who read the record nodded to him, expressing his understanding.Judging from the records on the intellectual brain, it really wasn't Meng's fault.Although fighting and making troubles are not allowed here, it has never been said that you cannot fight back if you are beaten.Obviously, it was the middle-aged man who kicked the iron board.

"Then what do you want to pursue?"

"He ruined our mood and appetite. As an apology, let's give [-] star coins. I also beat him, and give him [-] star coins." Meng said lightly.

Five thousand star coins just for fun?

The woman in the red skirt said sharply, "Impossible! You are the one who pays for our medical expenses."

"First of all, you were the first to provoke, and secondly, you were the first to act. The law only distinguishes priorities, not consequences. When he attacked, my daughter-in-law killed him, and he deserved it. The law will not hold us accountable. .Now we just ask you to compensate for the loss, and there are so many things to say..." Wu Mayao looked at them with a smile on his face, with danger in his eyes.

The woman in the red dress flinched, "You, you dare to threaten us?"

"Let's just tell the truth." Wu Mayao looked at the guards enforcing the law, "Is that what the law says?"

The leading guard nodded after a moment of silence, "Yes."

Wu Mayao added: "The law also says that if you intimidate and threaten others without reason, you need to compensate for mental damage. Am I right?"

"Yes."

The back of the woman in the red dress was sweating. Wu Mayao smiled and said: "If you don't pay compensation, I have the right to imprison you for five days. Everyone is here to play. Paying some money is better than going to jail. Madam, do you think so?" no?"

"……Yes."

The man in pain and sweating all over his body was rolling on the ground, and the woman in the red dress had no choice but to give five thousand star coins. Who knew that Qianqianxing's laws were so strict?

After getting the star coins, Wu Mayao picked up the ten star coins thrown by the man and gave them to them one by one, "Next time, don't throw things around. What if you hit flowers and plants?"

Two people: "..."

The woman in the red skirt smiled ugly, took the star coins and ran away despondently with her help.

Wu Mayao smiled slightly at the guards, "I'm in trouble."

The leading guards were very interested in Wu Mayao. He was so familiar with the laws of Qianqianxing that most people who came here would forget that he was a local resident with a different accent.

After the people dispersed, Wu Mayao and Meng Xie continued to eat, the sun was warm, they ate barbecue and drank some wine, and their lives were happy.

After this happened, no one dared to provoke them.After all, Meng Yao didn't avoid those people when he shot, with such a fast speed and such a strong force, do you really think they are stupid?

After eating, taking a walk, and then laying down in the tent, Meng Meng suddenly realized that this is also very good, life is ordinary but stable.

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One-sentence introduction to "Brother in the End Times (Ancient Chuanmo)": Farming in the End Times

Copywriter:

After finally using the space to kick away the best relatives, the poplar tree who wanted to find a beautiful husband suddenly passed through. The big cats here have three tails, the trees here can walk, and the "people" here are better than the yellow ones in the village. Lai Zi is ugly, can't understand human words, drooling and wants to eat him...

For his own happy life, Yang Shu had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and clear out a piece of vacant land to build a house and plant a field by the way. The "person" is too ugly. If you beat him up and throw him out, you can't count on your beautiful husband. You can still eat and wear warm clothes.

But one day, he picked up a beautiful boy in the grass, strong and beautiful!male!

Yang Shu: Repaying your kindness should be done with your body. You meet my requirements very well. When you are my husband, you will have meat to eat every day.

Luo Tianrui (for "meat"): OK

[Langli's face control force value is super high, and the force value of X Shengshi beauty's force value explodes and blackens the attack]