A group of people made an appointment and all booked the same inn.When they arrived at the place, the five of them went to the inn first to check in. Several people had already arrived one step ahead of them and were pressing the road outside. Chihuahua suggested that everyone should not rush to gather, but rather take a break. Tonight, she made a big reservation at a nearby online celebrity barbecue restaurant. Private room, when the time comes, we will meet directly with all of you.

In the scorching heat of summer, sleep well, the five of them slept in the inn until meal time, got up and washed up just in time to set off.The seat was reserved by a Chihuahua, but the first person in the group to say "I'm here" was Yeling.

The waiter brought five people to the door, and as soon as the door was pushed open, there was only one person sitting in the empty box.

A sister with a high ponytail, a slim black T-shirt with a navel, camouflage shorts, and a strong figure.

It looks... quite social.There is a feeling of going to the wrong set.

The five people were startled, you look at me, I look at you, no one moves.

The young lady was playing with her mobile phone with her head down and didn't notice them.

Xing Wenbo gently closed the door, and the five of them were silent for a moment outside the door.

Zheng Hao: "Who is this?"

Xiao Liang: "Did we go to the wrong room?"

Wen He opened the group chat to take a look, then looked up again, "That's right, 126."

Everyone: "..."

Xing Wenbo: "Which girl in the group mentioned it?"

Wen Xiaohang: "Kui Kui Kui and President Ba both said that they are on the way, could it be that they arrived first?"

Everyone: "..."

Kui Kui Kui said that she is a college student, so it is unlikely to have this style of painting.

The one in there... is the overlord?

Thinking about it this way, it seems impossible.

Xing Wenbo was about to push the door again when the door opened by itself.

The young lady stood upright in front of them, "Are you there?"

"You are—" Xing Wenbo was halfway through speaking, and the young lady took it over, "Ye Ling."

Everyone who came in after that experienced the same shock as they did.

That's right, Yeling is a human monster, and among this group of people, he is considered the least likely to be a human monster.

It is more reliable to say that whistling is a transvestite.

And everyone couldn't help asking the same question: "Brother Yeling... no, sister Yeling, why do you use a male number?"

If he had known that Yeling was such a beautiful woman, the enemies Yeling provoked would most likely become her fans in turn.

Yeling said concisely, "It's convenient."

There will be a lot of troubles when using a female account, such as being harassed by some men with ulterior motives, casually forming a team together and wanting to chase her as a wife, and for example, when you play a book, especially if you play a high-level book, you will always be questioned about your strength and play well. I suspect that she is a transvestite, and if I don’t admit it, I want to lie to her to open the video in the above picture to prove myself.

Just use the male number, and all this shit is gone.

Everyone was speechless and could only applaud, Brother Yeling is still Brother Yeling, domineering.

Except for Yeling, everyone else was not very different from what everyone imagined.Wen Xiaohang is a lively little girl, Zheng Hao and Xiao Liang are irritable young people, Xing Wenbo and Wen He are prospective college students who have just finished the college entrance examination, and even their handsomeness fits perfectly with the aura in the game.

Kui Kui Kui describes herself very honestly. She is an ordinary-looking female college student with a slightly chubby body. The Chosen Son is a lively male college student. Both Ba Zong and BOOK I are girls who have just worked for a few years. They are 29 years old. He looks like a 39-year-old man, who claims to be a deep emotional injury and has turned him into a real man.

Dongmen Chuisha didn't come, and the king stayed in this city when he didn't return home, which was the most convenient one.

There were so many people coming, Yeling ordered the dishes to start roasting.The Chihuahua hasn't arrived yet, so Yeling asked everyone in the group to leave some delicious food for her, but Yeling didn't show mercy: Don't ask for latecomers.

Chihuahua: Chihuahua, Brother Yeling, you are ruthless and unreasonable

Yeling: [Smile.JPG]

Chihuahua: Brother Yeling, you don't understand love!

Yeling: [Smile.JPG]

Chihuahua: You really can’t find someone like this

Ye Ling: No need

Everyone tacitly kept silent in the group, and collectively sympathized with the Chihuahua in their hearts.For such a long time, the Chihuahua thought that he had bumped into a steel plate of a straight man, and the cute girl couldn't soften the heart of the stinky straight man, but she didn't know that the other party was a lady who really wanted to find a suitor and could fill eight streets in a minute...

Chihuahua may cry on the spot later.

The finale is No Return of the King and Chihuahua.For Chihuahuas, male compatriots, especially Yidao are the most looking forward to.Chihuahua's character full of coquettish skills is actually a woman who has already worked. I have been imagining it for a long time but I can't imagine that picture.

Even if she isn't a little lolita, she must be a soft girl, eh.

Yidao was still in a state of mind, when someone came again, a handsome boy who was dressed in the most fashionable fashion, with the temperament of a big city at first glance, pushed the door in, looked around at the people who were eating in full swing, and greeted with a smile, "Hi, Sorry, I'm late."

Everyone stared at him helplessly.

"...Old Wang?" Boss Ba asked tentatively.

"Ah?" The boy was taken aback for a moment, then he understood, "The old man hasn't arrived yet?"

Everyone: "..."

no, who are you?

"I'm a Chihuahua."

Everyone: "?"

Everyone: "???"

"What?????" The meat that was just picked up by a knife fell to the table with a snap, "What the hell are you?????"

"I," the boy pointed to himself, "is a Chihuahua."

"Fuck!" Yidao howled angrily, "Why is it a shemale again!"

"What's wrong with the shemale?" Yeling glanced at him.

"...No, the ladyboy is very good, very good." Yidao said.

Although he lost a cute girl, Chihuahua, but inexplicably gained a royal sister, Yeling, he should feel content...

When everyone finally accepted the fact that Chihuahua is a man and a handsome guy, everyone asked Ye Ling's mirror question to him again: "Dude, why do you want to use a female name?"

Chihuahua is very frank, "Because I don't want to work hard~"

Everyone: "..."

"Using a female account in the game, as long as you act cute and pretend to be a soft girl, you can be forgiven for any mistakes. It doesn't matter if you don't play well, and people send me money and equipment every day. How wonderful, why should I be a girl? Are you making things difficult for yourself?"

"You..." Yi Dao gritted his teeth, "What the fuck makes sense."

Like Yi Dao, even if he doesn't chase Wen Xiaohang, but Wen Xiaohang is a girl, he is willing to spend money to set off fireworks for Wen Xiaohang's birthday.If you want to change the man, there is no way.

"Really?" Chihuahua shrugged and smiled, and looked at Yeling who was diagonally opposite, "Brother Yeling, do you feel that you are a hero with me?"

He also just found out that Yeling was a woman. He was stunned for a while, but he accepted it quickly and was overjoyed. To him, this incident seemed to be overjoyed.

Yeling looked at him expressionlessly, "You're acting cute like a man with me every day, what do you think?"

"Then what do you think about me being a little lolita every day?" Chihuahua smiled and said, "Why do women make things difficult for women?"

"It's people like you who pollute the game environment."

"Brother Yeling, don't underestimate your contribution."

The two talked to each other across the barbecue table, and the gender replacement did not prevent them from continuing their great cause of fighting each other in the game.

"Why hasn't Xiao Wang arrived yet?" Kui Kui Kui said, calling out in the group that the king will not return.

Kui Kui Kui: @王王不归 Where have you been?

No King Returns: Just Get Off

The King Doesn't Return: Sit and Stand

Chosen Son: ? ? ?Brother dei, aren't you a local?

The king does not return: rarely come here

BOOK I: I guess I don’t even go out much.

The King Doesn't Return: Yes

One Knife 9999: Staying at home is like a master

The King Doesn't Return: ...

About 5 minutes after the last message that the king will not return was sent, the door of the box was pushed open again.

A little boy peered in.

It is indeed a little boy, very young, looks like a junior high school student, even Wen Xiaohang looks more mature than him when put together.

Everyone froze again.

"You—" Kui Kui Kui was about to ask him something, but the little boy shrank back quickly.

Kui Kui Kui was still wondering if a child from another family had gone to the wrong place, and there was an extra message in the group.

No King Returns: Here I Come

Everyone: "..."

Oh yes, it was him.

This person doesn't talk too much, he is a master at what he does, and he is a sophomore in junior high school.

King Bugui didn't dare to push the door again, Kui Kuikui went out with the Chosen Son and pulled him in, King Bugui sat down very cautiously, and didn't say anything for a long time, exactly the same as in the game.

It's just that the effect presented in the game is crazy and cool, but now it looks... introverted.

"Damn it, I'm really scared today." Yidao said so, and glanced at Chihuahua with resentment.

"What's wrong with Brother Dao~" Chihuahua still smiled.He has red lips and white teeth, and he has a little fresh meat temperament that is the most mainstream nowadays. When he smiles, most girls can't resist it.

Yi Dao wanted to roll his eyes, "Don't call me brother from now on."

"Face is risky," Chihuahua said cheerfully, "Brother Dao, just get used to it~"

"It seems that this is not the first time you have hurt a man's heart." Yeling interrupted suddenly.

Yidao: "...?"

Chihuahua looked at Ye Ling, "It's definitely not the first time you've hurt Xiao Mengmei's heart—Brother Ye Ling, do you know how many girls in the guild are interested in you?"

"I don't know," Yeling poured himself a glass of wine coldly, "Not as boring as you."

"Hey, lonely old man in the middle of the night, don't drink by yourself," Chihuahua stretched out his hand to clink glasses with Yeling, "Come on, cheers~"

Yeling: "..."

I couldn't stand it anymore, got up, and changed seats silently.

As soon as he sat down, he heard Mr. Ba and Book I chatting happily.

BOOK I: "I really thought the river god was a girl, how did you guess so accurately?"

Overlord: "Don't guess, it's a man at first glance. Besides, it's much more convenient to fall in love with a male and female account in the game than two male accounts."

BOOK I: "Oh, makes sense."

Then the two continued to discuss excitedly about the various details revealed when their president and vice president got along in the game.

Yidao: "..."

One side is a love affair with a ladyboy, and the other side is a male, what is the situation of their painting style?

After the college entrance examination, when everyone was discussing face-to-face matters in the group, Xing Wenbo and Wen He announced their relationship.If someone can't accept it, they simply don't go. It's not easy for everyone to travel far away, which costs money and time, so as to avoid unpleasant troubles when they meet.

Ba Zong, BOOK I, Kui Kui Kui and other girls crowed on the spot, Chihuahua warmly congratulated, and Yeling remained calm as usual.The Chosen One said that there are quite a few of them in their school, and they have seen a lot.The king didn't return and didn't say anything.The most straightforward person present was Yi Dao, and he was just astonished for a moment, and had no opinion on it.

His opinion is that there is too much dog food and he chokes.

Yidao had no choice but to move his nest again and join Xiao Liang and Zheng Hao's booze camp as a single dog.They drank one-third of the dozens of beers they ordered. When the two drank too much, they hooked up shoulder to shoulder and grabbed the bottles to fill others. If others didn't drink, they had to drink each other. They all blew their drinking capacity to death.

"I didn't say that," Xiao Liang blushed, hiccupping, "I've eaten the fried tofu at your No. [-] Middle School, and it's not authentic! It's not crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Our W Gao's is better!"

"Fart!" Zheng Hao snapped back, "Our No. 50 Middle School has been open for [-] years! It existed before the founding of the People's Republic of China!"

Xiao Liang patted him on the head, "Hahahahahaha, the 70th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China has already passed—" After the filming, he held his head and touched him, "I told you to study hard, look, this idiot will be punished if he goes out." Bully--"

Zheng Hao kicked him, "Who are you calling stupid!"

In the end, the kick was not accurate, and it landed on Yidao, and a clear footprint was immediately stuck to his pants.

Yidao: "..."

Gan.

On the other side, King Bugui bowed his head to eat, and Kui Kui Kui took good care of him. Seeing that he was always shy to stretch out his chopsticks, he picked up meat for him from time to time.Xing Wenbo and Wen He sat across from them. Xing Wenbo looked at it for a while, then approached Wen He and said in a low voice, "Why do I suddenly feel a little guilty?"

Wen He: "?"

"I originally thought that Lao Wang might be a perverted uncle..."

Hearing this, Wen He glanced at the shy little boy opposite again, "Huh?"

Xing Wenbo said solemnly, "Anyone can see how much he misses you... If I didn't have the time, I would have fought him one-on-one."

He had been jealous for a while, and even when he heard that the king was not returning, he was in City B, and he even hinted whether he should change places.Now I find myself wrestling with a kid who hasn't even grown his hair yet...

It's a bit embarrassing.

Wen He was silent for a while, and couldn't help laughing.

He felt the special attitude towards him from No Return of the King, but he never thought about it.

There's something cute about this jealous boyfriend, though.

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