This pillar is obviously super strong but a bit short

"Hiccup—"

What are they doing?

Hei Inosuke, who was full of food and drink, had no intention of saving the master at all, and wanted to leave when he was out of the way, but was caught by Butterfly Shinobu, "Then, let's start too~"

"Wow, what are you going to do to me?!"

"Hmm..." Die Die endured observation for a moment, "Even if Master Huangzhu's step-son's face is not well-decorated, wearing women's clothes will not feel out of place."

"What are you talking about! Do you have a problem with my face?!" Zuhira Inosuke said angrily, "Believe it or not, I screwed your dick off, you idiot!"

"..." Butterfly suppressed her smile and became more gentle, "Let's begin~"

"Ah, ah, let me go!"

In a sense, it is impossible for the upright Nakahara Chuya and Zuihei Inosuke to overwhelm the Butterfly sisters.

……

Three hours later—

In the room with [-] stacks of tatami mats, clothes were randomly piled up all over the floor.

In the mountain of clothes, there was also an unconscious mouth, Hira Inosuke.

The reason is that when changing to the tenth set, the impatient Zuihei Inosuke exploded directly, stepped on the hem of the heavy clothes, and fell unconscious.

Zhongyuan Zhong also wished he could faint now.

Like changing a doll, he was tossed and changed into nearly forty sets of clothes!

Women... are really scary.

Thinking about it now, I am really grateful to Sister Hongye for not dressing up as women back then.

Butterfly Ninja is adjusting the arc of the hair tail for Zhongyuan Zhongye, hooking it on the side of the neck, and then pinning the butterfly hairpin.

Butterfly backed away and showed the "results" in front of Butterfly Kanae.

The gentle elder sister held tea and said with a smile: "It's really suitable, Mr. Zhongyuan."

Oiran, it's hard to say whether it's luck or misfortune.

Combining beauty and skills, they are the supreme existence of Yoshihara, which many men dream of, but one side is hard to find.

However, most of the oirans come from unfortunate backgrounds. They were sold to Yoshiwara when they were young, where they received training, learned to observe words and demeanor, and to please others.In the glitz of luxury and gold, become a pair of empty skins.

When old and fading, it gradually declines, and no one cares about it.

There are also oirans who meet their true destiny and redeem themselves and leave Yoshiwara, but such lucky ones are one in a million.

And the experience of Huajie has always put a layer of barrier between them and normal life.

Like a canary, forever imprisoned in a tangible or invisible cage.

Most of the clothes worn by such women are gorgeous, but at the same time, there is a kind of beauty and heaviness of life in them.

The oiran suit worn by Zhongya Nakahara is based on a nearly black ink blue, and the color changes with the light and shadow, like the surface of the sea at night.

On the top, the lines of large roses are drawn with bronzing.

When Butterfly Chanae was about to wrap a hugging belt around his waist, Nakahara almost jumped to the ceiling.

Strictly refuse!

Don't wear a full suit now!

"Ok."

Butterfly Kanae looked at Nakahara Chuya, covered her mouth and smiled: "After trying so many, this set of temperament really fits the best."

The eyes are also the same color as Mr. Nakahara.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He said with difficulty: "I suspect..."

I suspect that you just want to see my women's clothing!

Unpredictable!Conspiracy!Bad intentions!

"Hey, Mr. Nakahara, please don't talk," Butterfly Kanae smiled and approached, "I'm going to put on lipstick for you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the gorgeous red color: "..."

Can he refuse?

"With Mr. Zhongyuan's beauty, it's not a problem to get rid of the lurking ghosts!"

"……what?"

"Oh no, it's 'strength'."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I have heard your heart, and there is no need to change my words.

The makeup process is even more tormented——

Butterfly Chana Hui's face with light makeup was close at hand, exuding a tranquil floral fragrance, her eyes were locked on his face.

From time to time, the girl's fingertips and brush would gently sweep over his skin.

The gentle and sweet Butterfly Kanae can be said to be a goddess-like existence in the Demon Slayer team.

"..." Zhongyuan Zhongye's body was slightly stiff, his eyes wandering.

Aside from being "harassed" by Osamu Dazai, in essence, Chuya Nakahara is still a pure boy.

He can chat with all kinds of girls in business situations, and he is all-powerful, but he is not good at dealing with girls in private.

"Please relax, Mr. Nakahara," Butterfly Kanae couldn't help laughing, "Did you get powder in your eyes? Please tell me if you feel uncomfortable."

Chuya Nakahara: I feel uncomfortable all over!

"That..." he struggled to open his mouth, "Should Yu Sui also know how to put on makeup?"

Can I change him next time!

"You don't want my sister to help you with your makeup," said the sister-in-law, Kuangmo Di Die Ren, "Is there something about my sister that makes you dissatisfied?"

"It's not like this……"

Butterfly Kanae: "If Mr. Nakahara wants to change to Mr. Yusui, of course he can. But let's think about it again, after all..." She tilted her head and smiled bitterly, "Mr. Yusui's makeup skills still have a lot of room for improvement Woolen cloth."

Zhong Yuanzhong also imagined Yu Mao Tianyuan's gaudy face: "..."

OK, pretend he didn't say it.

Yu Mao Tianyuan's technique can be so transformed that even his mother doesn't know it.

If you can't escape women's clothing anyway, and turn into a beauty or an ugly monster, of course choose the former!

Until the make-up was over, Zhongyuan, who was already a buddhist, remained motionless, like an old monk in meditation.

"Oh……"

Butterfly Kanae looked at the results of the makeup, held her face and exclaimed.

Highlights and shadows soften Nakahara's sharp facial lines.Eyelashes are brushed long, thick and curled.The eyeliner is long and narrow, and the tail sweeps the orange eyeshadow of the same color as the hair.Thin lips a little crimson.

Winking like silk.

There was a little impatience and coldness in his expression.

If Mr. Zhongyuan pulled down his neckline again, his fragrant shoulders were half exposed, and his fair and beautiful neck line...

Butterfly Kanae: "If I were a man, I would feel like my heart would be taken away by Master Huangzhu."

This is the truth.

Butterfly nodded reluctantly: "Has the potential to be a violent and coquettish young lady."

Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't bear it anymore: "...you are enough!!!"

He is a man, why would he seduce a man!

Super upset ah ah ah ah!

Butterfly Chanae: "It should be fine to be the oiran directly."

Butterfly Ninja: "Yes."

Zhongya Zhongyuan: Hehe.

Not happy at all!

He stretched out his hand to hold the back of his neck, moved his stiff body slightly, and said annoyedly, "Is it all right?"

The oiran's clothes are really heavy, and it's impossible for him to keep his powers on all the time.

And that's not all!

Ahhh so annoying.

I want to punch someone!

Sister Butterfly ignored Nakahara Chuya and said something he couldn't understand.

"Sister, do you think Mr. Zhongyuan's hair can be used?" Butterfly stared at Zhongya Zhongya's pitiful lock of long hair.

It's hard to tie a night party roll like her.

"It doesn't seem to work."

Nakahara Chuya: Use?hair?What are you doing? ? ?

"Looks like I have to wear a wig," Butterfly said reluctantly, "Is it 'Henghyogo'?"

"'Tianjin bun' is also good~"

"Forget it with 'Katsuyama', the temperament is not harmonious."

"Then try something else~" Butterfly Kanae smiled and clapped her hands.

Zhongyuan Zhongye had a conditioned reflex: "!"

Bad feeling!

As before, Yin filed in with something.

Butterfly Chanae: "Thanks for your hard work."

"Zhong Yuan first—" She turned her head, "Huh?"

Sister Butterfly looked around: "Where is Mr. Zhongyuan?"

And at this moment, in the corner of the ceiling——

Zhongyuanzhong also exuded supernatural light, his chest heaved and his blue pupils widened, like a frightened kitten.

I can't wait to stare a hole out of those things!

That—what a big pile of hair!

That - so many hair accessories!

Why so many? !

The neck will be broken!Really will be crushed! ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--

Why don't you sneak out to the window before they notice...?

The Central Plains cadres never thought that they would also have this kind of feeling when they were thieves.

……

Well, it hasn't been discovered yet!

Zhong Yuanzhong also watched the dawn light coming in through the window.

Victory is at hand!

At this time-

"Hmm..." Inosuke Hei, who had slept all afternoon in the pile of clothes, smashed his mouth and woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Inosuke Hirai, who was lying down, met Chuya Nakahara on the ceiling: "?!"

Shhh!

Before Nakahara had time to give instructions, Zuhira Inosuke jumped up immediately.

"Ah, what are you doing?!"

"Take me with you! I want to play too!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You stupid pig!

Let's make fun of the disciples later!

A chill hit the ceiling.

Sister Butterfly raised her head, with a devilish smile blooming on her face.

"Come down, Mr. Nakahara."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

When he was about to collapse, the figure of Dazai Osamu flashed in his mind.

If that guy is here, there must be a way to reject Butterfly and the others... No, why does it feel like he will join forces with Butterfly and the others to tease him? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also no longer remembers how he survived the second half.

In the end, the consciousness seemed to be blurred.

He wears a brick-like wig in a bun, wears twelve singles weighing 30kg, and wears 20-height-high wooden clogs.

I didn't expect that one day I would realize the viewing angle of 1.8 meters in this way.

Butterfly was in charge of dressing up Inosuke Heihei, pinning flowers on his temples: "Sister, this stepson can't be an oiran, right?"

It's not that the appearance is not enough, but that the mouth of Inosuke is not up to age.

"When 'bald' ages again."

"At that time, let's arrange the 'Xinzao' next to Nakahara Oiran," Butterfly Kanae said, "The actions can also take care of each other."

"it is good."

Zuihei Inosuke's reaction was not as intense as that of Nakahara Chu, and he sat on the ground, eating snacks in a naive manner, and let Butterfly brush his hair for him.

His hair is longer than that of Zhong Yuanzhong, reaching shoulder length.

Butterfly Shinobu is particularly good at dealing with Zuihei Inosuke.

He coaxed and boasted, and kept letting Yin send rare delicacies over.

"After weaving this bun, Strawberry Daifuku can be eaten by you."

"As expected of Inosuke. Obediently waiting to change into women's clothes and comb your hair in a bun is a piece of cake, no problem at all, right!"

"You are more powerful than your master. Come on, let me put this hair ornament on you, and I will admire you even more!"

"Hmph, this little thing..."

Zuihei Inosuke said, "Since the younger brother has begged so much, the king will promise you!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Why is his stepson so easy to deceive?

Of course, it may also be that the pig is not aware of the seriousness of the problem.

"It's good for the stepson's stage name to be 'Zhuzi'," Butterfly Kanae said, "Mr. Zhongyuan wants to be the oiran, so he needs to choose a more formal name."

"Mr. Zhongyuan, why don't you join our Butterfly House too?" Butterfly Kanae smiled into crescent moons.

Butterfly Kanae, Butterfly Ninja, Chestnut Flower Falling Kanae...

What name will be added this time?

Central Plains has also entered a semi-crazed state at this time.

He was shrouded in layers of clothes, like a doll with a lot of clothes on it, extraordinarily petite.

Damn, it's hard to move!

The brain has lost the ability to think.

He said weakly: "Butterfly Chanel..."

Butterfly Kanae: "...Huh?"

What's this? ? ?

Butterfly sighed.

Forget it, sister just have fun.

Zuhira Inosuke tugged at the fabric in dissatisfaction, "It's so annoying, I really want to take this thing off," he looked at Butterfly Shinobu who suddenly approached, "What are you doing?"

"There are fish and dragons in Huajie. When your master can't take care of you, you must protect your own safety."

Butterfly held back his mouth and held Inosuke Hei's little finger: "It's an appointment."

"Hanging on the hook, 100 years, no change~"

After confirming the outfits of Huang Zhu and his stepson, Sister Butterfly left.

Zhongyuan Zhong also lay down on the ground, vomiting his soul.

"worn out……"

It's more tiring than fighting all day!

Zuihei Inosuke was still looking at his little finger: "Hmm..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also lay on the ground and tilted his head: "What's wrong?"

Zuihei Inosuke: "There is a kind..."

There is a feeling of nostalgia.

[Hanging on the hook, 100 years, not allowed to change. 】

【...I will definitely protect Inosuke. 】

Because it has been so long, the memory has been blurred.

The next day, Nakahara Nakahara and Zuihei Inosuke were brought to Yoshihara by Uguro Tengen.

In order not to reveal his identity, Umo Tengen wore a refreshing kimono without a knife or makeup.

He conveyed the task content and precautions to the two of them.

For example speaking in falsetto.

However, Nakahara is also a subwoofer, and Zuihei Inosuke also speaks in a rough voice.In the end, Yu Sui Tianyuan had no choice but to say: "Both of you master and apprentice should pretend to be dumb."

"...I don't know if it will affect the price. Just looking at the face, it should be able to sell for a good price," Yuhao Tianyuan looked at the two of them, "However, if the god of this festival is used to make up, it will definitely be more gorgeous!"

Nakahara Chuya: Excuse me.

You take a picture of your own face first, it's pretty handsome, but you want to draw it like that.

Yu Sui Tianyuan lifted the curtain.

"Then first—"

"Boss, are these two your children?" Suddenly, someone said from behind, "I want them all, please make a price."

The woman has a pair of slanted fox eyes, and she is very shrewd at first glance, "As the old bustard of 'Ogimotoya', I will never be mistaken!"

Before Yu Mao Tianyuan could speak, someone came over again, "Boss, I want these two children, and I can pay as much as I want."

"Wait, I came first!" said the fox-eyed old bustard.

"I can offer a higher price than you," said the second bustard, pointing at Nakahara Chuya, "I can see that her eyes look indifferent, but in fact she is full of the aura that will definitely make the man who abandoned her cry and regret .And this kind of arrogance similar to Fern Ji, just another femme fatale! Only I can fully explore her potential!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

Who the hell are you talking about.

"Isn't it enough for you Kyogoku House to have Warabi?" said the fox-eyed old bustard, "Only in Ogimoto House can she become a unique oiran, more popular than Warabi and Lixia!"

During the quarrel, more and more bustards gathered.

"People are mine! I've noticed them since they entered the gate of Yoshiwara!"

"Give it to me! Boss, you can pay whatever you want!"

"Hey, you guys are being unreasonable, obviously I asked first!"

"Don't move! Everyone belongs to my mother!"

"Hey, what are you doing, do you still want to fight?!"

The bustards huddled together, pulling their hair and scratching their faces. The scene was very spectacular.

Zuihei Inosuke: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Yujun Tianyuan: "..."

"Tsk," Yuhao Tianyuan couldn't help saying to Zhongyuan Zhongye: "You are really welcome, big beauty girl."

"..."

One of them has also stopped thinking.

Zuihei Inosuke tilted his head: "?"

Although Aunt Yoshiwara and Aunt Yoshiwara triggered a war of the century over the ownership of the master and apprentice of Huangzhu, the two finally came to the shop that the Ghost Slayer Team had contacted in advance.

The reason for choosing this restaurant is that it has been newly opened in recent years and is relatively less affected by ghosts.

Girls are sold to Flower Street, and they are trained in different ways depending on their appearance——

She has a low appearance and is just an ordinary tourist girl. She has to pick up customers in a small room called a "grid". There is a hierarchy system and she has to climb up one level.

If you are good-looking, you will receive elite education from an early age, and you will directly become an oiran when you grow up, and you need a lot of money from customers to see you.

Chuya Zhongyuan, who was forced to accept "elite education", began to live in dire straits.

Even later, words such as tea ceremony, ikebana, and shamisen became disgusting words such as "mackerel", "bandage", and "leader" in the Chuya dictionary of the Central Plains.

"Chanel Oiran, please don't be distracted, you just made a mistake again."

"..."

"Please replay the song just now."

"..."

"Chanel Oiran, you have to learn to walk in the horoscope, the horoscope! If a guest tells you to go to 'Yangwu', you must take this kind of gait."

"..."

"Yes, yes, lift your foot—wrong! You are an inner character!"

"..."

"Chanel Oiran, I let you learn to dance with a fan, not to crush the fan. Come, stand on tiptoe with me, raise your orchid fingers, raise your head, and imagine yourself as a delicate flower, a little swan. "

"..."

"...with all due respect, your joints are as stiff as a man's."

"..."

During that time, the brains of the Hong Kong black cadres swiped every day——

[Who am I, where am I, and why do I do this kind of thing? ? ? 】

The old oiran who was in charge of teaching him initially said as follows——

"Don't worry, I will definitely train you to become an oiran surpassing Fern Ji and Li Xia, and make all men fall under your skirts, fascinated by you, willing to spend a lot of money to spend a night with you!"

Zhongya Zhongyuan: ... Heh.

to the end-

Old Oiran: "I'm sorry, I'm asking too much, your beauty is enough!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

For some reason, it seemed to be a little uncomfortable.

Finally, one evening, Zhongyuan Zhong also escaped through the back door.

He pulled the heavy cloth on his chest and took a big breath.

No!

If you continue like this, you will lose your way on the road of life!

Zuihei Inosuke stayed by his side as a "handmaid", and he didn't have so much to learn. With the protection of Nakahara Chuya, he could sneak out sometimes.

During this time, the other party has learned the full concentration breathing method in the Butterfly House.

Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a little comfort.

He was almost out of breath, and Zhong Yuan Zhong was about to go back, when three men walked towards him from the other side of the street, talking and laughing.

Nakahara Chuya's pupils shrank suddenly——

not good!

It's Dazai! ! !