This pillar is obviously super strong but a bit short

You know, although Chuya Nakahara finds Osamu Dazai very unpleasant, at the same time he is extremely protective of him and won't let anyone touch him.

As the saying goes, "My own leader can only be fought by myself."

Seeing that the leader was struck by lightning, the soul of Zhongyuan Zhongye was about to be frightened.

He rushed over: "Dazai!!!"

What's going on, has your retribution finally come!

The Shanyi boy who was on the tree was also unfortunately caught.

The lush tree was chopped into dead wood, and the boy's black hair and black eyebrows turned into gold, and he vomited his soul and fell from the tree.

"Shanyi—"

Sangshima Jigoro rushed forward with his cane.

What's going on, does Tianlei also have hair dye effect this day!

"Dazai!?_?"

"..."

"Cheer up! Bastard mackerel!"

"what……"

"I just saw the gate of heaven, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai was chopped so hard that the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, staring at him, "There is a lovely little angel waving to me."

He was shaken, feeling that he had discovered a new method of suicide, and called out to the scattered thundercloud: "Please do it again, please!"

"Give me normal!"

Zhongyuan was also annoyed, and he was sure that Dazai was fine, so he settled down.

Harmful, forget it as soon as you worry, the other party has a ghost physique, and a mere sky thunder is nothing.

The smoke cleared, and after seeing Dazai Osamu clearly, Nakahara laughed mercilessly: "Pfft—"

"What are you doing, what hair color is this, Dazai?"

Blonde Dazai, no matter how you look at it, it's weird.

Osamu Dazai scratched his hair, looked at the few golden hairs in his palm, and said with a sad face: "..."

Is this the same hair color as Armed Detective Agency Kunikida Doppo?

"I didn't expect you to have such a time, bastard Dazai! Hahahahaha!" Nakahara Chu also laughed hard.

so happy!

He was so happy that he wanted to open a bottle of red wine to celebrate.

"..." Osamu Dazai blinked, turned his head, "Cut."

Zhong also forgot that he is a ghost, so he can recover easily.

However, for the sake of the little dwarf being so silly... Forget it, let him be silly for a while.

Nakahara finally finished laughing, and the moment he saw Osamu Dazai, he immediately fell back and beat the ground with his hands, almost out of breath.

"Hair, hair... ahahaha..."

The scene is similar to when Osamu Dazai saw Nakahara Chuya being "embraced by Ansai waist drum" by Yoshiyuki Tomioka.

When Shuanghei confronts and laughs at each other, they are completely merciless.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He's starting to get upset.

Is it that funny, Chuya?

"Zhongye—"

The voice came from the top of his head, Nakahara Nakaya turned around, and found Osamu Dazai propped up above him, his eyes dim.

"You have a good laugh."

Although Chuya Chuya was not afraid of Dazai, he also instinctively sensed that something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to push: "Go away."

Damn, the hands are soft, and the smile is exhausted.

Haha Dazai, don’t appear in front of my eyes hahahaha——

"Don't go!"

Osamu Dazai's tone was a bit coquettish, "I was struck by lightning so painfully, Chuya not only didn't care about me, but even laughed at me!"

"It's so annoying to be smiling so happily."

He lifted Nakahara Nakaya Haori with one hand, hooked the belt with his fingers, touched it from the hem of the team uniform, and rubbed the thin waistline, loving it.

"Look, you're laughing real soft slug."

What is this guy going to do? !

The old master Mingzhu and his disciples are still there, bastard!

... No, Osamu Dazai couldn't hold back when he saw Osamu's hair.

It's so funny!

Zhongyuan Zhong also moved his gaze away wittily, and laughed angrily: "Get away from me!"

Osamu Dazai pinched the point that could make the opponent lose his strength, and chased after him: "Chuya forgot, why was I struck by lightning?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback.

——[If I like Zhongye, let me be struck by a thunderbolt. 】

Central Plains was also speechless for a while.

True, true or false...

Seeing that the little man's expression was obviously shaken, Osamu Dazai continued his efforts, leaned over, and exhaled softly in the other's ear: "Really."

"So - it's all Chuya's fault!"

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also speechless, "Do you dare to be more shameless?"

Isn't this the fg you set up yourself?

Osamu Dazai was obsessed with Nakahara Nakaya's waist and hips, and while the other party was in a daze, he kissed and pecked on his fair face.

It's not fair, he stood so close to the dwarf, why was he the only one who got hacked.

If you want to die for love, you should be together!

"It would be great if Zhong could agree to have sex with me."

"?! You are dreaming!"

"Obviously I've done it many times, and Chuu also enjoys it."

"Shut up for me, when did it happen?!"

"Let's try it when we go back. It's not bad for Chuya to treat it as the first time."

"The first time you are a ghost!!!"

On the edge of the cliff, the evening sun shines unobstructed.

Beneath Zhongyuan Zhongye was soft green grass, exuding a fresh scent of grass and trees.

Above is Osamu Dazai looking down at him.

The man continued to tease him, breathing warmly, with a low voice, coaxing and touching with kisses.

Osamu Dazai's provocative skills can be used by both men and women, and he is invincible.

As long as Osamu Dazai is willing, he can be the most perfect lover.

Under the setting sun, the man's face was half dyed in light and dark, his long eyelashes cast a light shadow, and his kite pupils turned into a warm golden color, showing a bit of affection and warmth that was completely inconsistent with Dazai Osamu's temperament.

Like years of good wine, mellow and viscous syrup, the kind that can make people fall.

...Ah, look carefully, the boss's eyebrows and Dazai's eyebrows are six or seven points close.

warmth?

How could Dazai get involved with this kind of vocabulary.

But Zhong Yuanzhong also had to admit that under such an environment, the temperature of his cheeks rose rapidly.

... Tsk.

Why is it this bastard.

While the two were kissing each other, Jigoro Kuwashima was also educating his disciples.

Jigoro Kuwashima wanted to train disciples of Breath of Thunder, and while walking on the street, he happened to see my wife Zenyi who was being chased for debts.The girl Shanyi has a crush on cheats Shanyi a lot of money in order to elope with someone else.

Sang Dao Ci Wu Lang helped my wife Shan Yi pay off the debt, and brought him back to Taoshan to practice.

But Shanyi has a timid temper and thinks he has no qualifications.There are six types of Breath of Thunder, and he can only get one type after practicing for a long time.

There is no return for the effort, and the training is too strict, Shanyi has begun to give up on himself.

Kuwashima Jigoro: "Listen up, Zenyi, this is enough for you, and you will live forever if you can do one." He touched the head of his dispirited disciple, "If you can only do one thing, do it Make that one thing the best it can be.”

"It doesn't matter if you cry or run away, just don't give up. You have to believe that the days of hellish tempering will definitely pay off. Beat to the limit and go to the peak, Shanyi."

My wife Shan Yi sniffed.

Although he was still terrified, his grandfather's words touched his heart.

After that, the movement next to them made them unable to continue their education.

My wife Shanyi: "Grandpa, who are those two...?"

He heard the sound of dog food being sprinkled.

It's too much to do this in front of him.

Kuwashima Jigoro: "...I don't know either."

Zhongyuan Zhong also kicked his feet: "Get up! Let's talk about it when we go back."

Look at the occasion!

"Eh~~~? There are times when Chuya is shy." Dazai Osamu dodged the attack and smiled, "It's really rare."

"I thought it was just a slug that didn't understand anything."

He bent down and took a bite of Zhongyuan Zhong's neck in retaliation, his fangs were sharp.

"This is punishment."

Zhong Yuan also inhaled: "Hiss—"

This guy, can't you take it easy?

My wife Shanyi was slightly shocked.

Did you hear the voice of a ghost just now?

After taking a bite of Nakaya, Osamu Dazai got up obediently.Chuya Nakahara got up while cursing in a low voice, straightened his appearance, and walked towards Jigoro Kuwashima.

"Sorry for making you laugh."

"I am Arazhu Nakahara Chuya. I am here to convey to you the team's instructions. There is a task that requires you to cooperate with me."

"Can I take a step to speak?"

Old people like Kuwashima Jigoro and Ryotaki Sakonji, after retirement, the main thing is to train their stepson, and they will be invited out of the mountain when they have special tasks.

Nakahara Chuya, who was not disturbed by Osamu Dazai, was calm and composed, a completely different person from before.

"Oh, Huang Zhu?!" Sang Dao Ci Wulang was shocked, "I didn't expect such a petite person... Cough cough, I'm sorry."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

You three-headed old man is not qualified to say me.

Huangzhu·Central Plains is also known as the famous ghost killing team——

Killed Shangxian No. [-] alone, and worked with others to kill Shangxian No. [-], II, and Wu.

Known as "the strongest column".

This kind of small and beautiful youth has done it!

"Shanyi, learn from Lord Huangzhu!" Sang Dao Ciwulang hated that iron cannot be made into steel.

He encouraged the other party with what Shanyi cared about the most: "As long as you can cultivate to the strength of Lord Huangzhu, it's not a problem to fall in love and kill ghosts at the same time!"

"Look, Lord Huangzhu's partner, how handsome!"

Osamu Dazai greeted with a smile: "Hi~"

Kuwashima Jigoro: "Beauty is only for the strong, Shanyi, you have to become stronger!"

My wife Shanyi: "..."

No, grandpa, this beauty looks very dangerous.

"He's not...forget it." Nakahara Chuya raised his forehead.

No one would believe what happened just now.

Afterwards, Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai were brought to Naruju's residence.

Since most of Zhu's missions involve confidentiality, only Chuya Nakahara and Jigoro Kuwashima were talking in the room.Osamu Dazai sat outside, resting his chin in boredom and looking at the clouds.

"that……"

My wife Shanyi came over with hot tea.

"Please have tea."

Osamu Dazai responded with a "huh" and continued to be in a daze.

My wife Shanyi stood beside him with a hesitant expression.

"Just say what you want," Dazai said.

"Well, is Master Huangzhu really as strong as the rumors?" My wife Shanyi asked.

No wonder they couldn't believe it.The strength gap between Shangxian ghosts and Zhu is too great. At least before the arrival of Zhongye in the Central Plains, these Shangxian ghosts had existed for more than 100 years.During this period, countless pillars were killed.

"Yes. That's all the dwarf can see."

Demolish buildings with bare hands, fight dragons and so on.

"Lord Huang Zhu...is really powerful," my wife Shanyi murmured enviously, "He must have a very powerful sword shape."

"Wrong," Osamu Dazai smiled and crossed two fingers, "That little guy doesn't know how to shape a sword."

"what?"

"Not only that, but he doesn't even know how to use a sword. There are only two moves he knows."

[In the sorrow of being polluted] Ordinary gravity form and dirty form, he was right!

"Not to mention the small size of the brain, it is easy to get hit on the head. Once hit, I need to risk my life to save him..." Osamu Dazai spread his hands and sighed, "Ah, it's really terrible. I can't do it without me Well."

My wife Shan Yi stared at him for a moment.

"You... really like Master Huang Zhu very much."

"...?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned: "Hey, hey? No, who would like that kind of violent little guy!"

My wife Shanyi pointed to her ear: "My hearing is very good."

He explained: "Organisms make many sounds, such as breathing, heartbeat, and blood flow. As long as you listen carefully, you can sometimes hear the sound of your heart."

"..." Osamu Dazai blinked in confusion, and suddenly laughed, "It's really a useful skill."

In the mafia, even the lie detector is exempted.

"easy to use."

My wife Shanyi was depressed.

"I'm just a good-for-nothing guy."

He envied Huang Zhu very much.

To be loved well and to have the power to help others.

Whether it is sincere feelings or strong strength, he does not have it.

The only luck, perhaps, is that Grandpa hasn't given up on him yet.

Osamu Dazai kept resting his chin, and glanced at the boy: "..."

When he was the leader, he picked up Atsushi Nakajima, and the self in another world also picked up Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima.

He is probably not very qualified as a mentor, but occasionally, he will teach them a few words like his predecessors.

——"Shanyi, never pity yourself."

——"If you pity yourself, life is an endless nightmare."

It happened to be windy at this time.

Osamu Dazai kept his hand on his chin, blowing his clothes and hair.The woods rustled.

My wife Shanyi opened her eyes slightly.

Well... a lonely voice...

"Ah, that's right!"

Suddenly, Osamu Dazai turned his head with a smile, "Since you can hear your heart, why don't you help me hear how much the little dwarf likes me."

My wife Shanyi: "..."

Just now he felt that this person was unfathomable, did he hear it wrong?

"Actually, I heard it on the edge of the cliff just now..."

Osamu Dazai smiled unchanged: "Huh?"

My wife Shanyi continued: "He doesn't like you at all."

Osamu Dazai froze his smile.

Brother Shanyi, can we be more tactful?

"No, no."

My wife Shanyi gently pressed her ears and frowned, "That voice sounds strange..."