This pillar is obviously super strong but a bit short

"Zhongye—"

The top of the head sank, and someone's chin hit the top of the hat.

Nakahara Chuya: "Hello——"

"Punish you slowly after you go back." Chief Dazai whispered in his ear.

More important right now...

He turned his eyes and looked at the person in front of him——

[The world outside the book], that is, Dazai Zhi of the main world.

22 years old, one of the five former cadres of the Mafia, and now a member of the Armed Detective Agency.

The people around were whispering.

"He looks so handsome, and the clothes are the same."

"Brothers, or twins?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "?"

What are you doing, one mackerel is enough, and another?

A delicate atmosphere permeated the room of the three.

"Yeah, it's our first time meeting," Chief Dazai smiled slightly, with undercurrents surging, "My name is... Dazai Osamu."

Wu Zhenzai: "..."

Smart people don't need too much dialogue, just a few glances can understand each other's meaning.

The leader Zai was about to leave, "What are you doing in a daze, Zhong Ye," he raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you react very quickly before?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

There is also a vengeance.

"Chuya can run, it's not that I can't understand," the leader of Dazai showed his affection as if no one was watching, "After all, with Chuya's height, it is very hard to kiss me. You have to stand on tiptoe and keep your head up, maybe And had to wrap his arms around me."

"To maintain this for 10 minutes, even the number one physique master in Hong Kong and Black would struggle."

"like this--"

The leader Zai put one hand on Zhongyuan Zhongye's back and moved towards him, and clasped the back of the opponent's head with the other hand, and leaned over to kiss him.

"!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes.

Dazai suddenly lost his nerve...

Guessing to stop before the Zhongyuan Zhongye erupted, the leader Zai straightened up, licking his lips in the direction of Wu Zhenzai, the corners of his lips raised, and his eyes were provocative.

She looks very domineering like a favorite concubine.

Wu Zhenzai: "..."

"Let's go Zhongye."

The leader Zai took Zhongyuan Zhongye for two steps, then let go of his hand suddenly, turned around and walked towards Wu Zhenzai.

"Send you a freshly bought peach."

He took out a peach from his pocket and put it in the opponent's palm, "You're welcome, it's all Dazai."

Regardless of Wu Jingzai's expression, the leader Zai and Zhong Yuanzhong also left.

The voices of only two people came from afar.

"When did you buy the peaches?"

"I just passed by and picked it up~"

"Go checkout, hello!"

"Let's go to China too."

Wu Jingzai stood where he was.To be honest, he is still immersed in the shock of "kissing himself and Zhong Ye".

... What happened to the other self, did he have a brain twitch?

I really want to wash my eyes, begging for a pair of eyes that didn't see the scene just now... No, just tie up both eyes with bandages.

Wu Jingzai turned around, walked a few steps, and ran towards a man in a three-piece black suit.

The Central Plains of the main world.

"Finally found you, Dazai!"

As soon as the other party came, he covered his face and asked, "Did you take my hat away again?!"

"……what?"

"My car is gone!"

Return to Lao Tzu to deal with the work? !Also, did you handle it well?

When did you become so diligent?

Nakahara Chu also frowned, not knowing why Dazai suddenly got nervous.

"It has nothing to do with me." Osamu Dazai said coldly.

"The subordinates all said that they saw you at the headquarters today! Who else is it not you!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

He looked at Zhong Yuanzhong's fluttering lips.

Zhong Ye has a small mouth and thin lips. Because of smoking all the year round, her lip color is a slightly unhealthy light color.

What does it feel like to kiss?The other self seems to be enjoying it...

Osamu Dazai was slightly shocked.

What's going on, did I have a brain twitch too?

"Ah... so disgusting..."

"Today is indeed the worst day."

"Nakaya without a hat is really short. Also, I didn't touch your things." Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also passed by, pressing the peach on each other's face, "Eat your brains and make up for the peach, slug .”

"what?!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also subconsciously caught Taozi, "What a mess..."

He chased after him, "Wait, Dazai!"

……

Leader Dazai and Zhongyuan cadres were transferred to the top management of the mall.

"It turns out that this is the case, we have really arrived in the world outside the book..."

That dark room really has the effect of traveling through time and space.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also pondering, and suddenly became excited: "Did you already know it, bastard!"

"Pfft... Zhong Ye's stupid look is very interesting."

"You are stupid!"

Oh shit.Had to return the hat, and the car keys.The car is parked in the adjacent parking lot.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't expect that one day he would cheat "himself".

"How to return to the original world?" He asked.

"Ah, it should be enough to go to that dark room at the same time tomorrow," Osamu Dazai said, "Book a suite at the sailing hotel in Future 21 tonight."

"I see." Zhong Yuanzhong also took out his mobile phone.

In less than 10 minutes, the most expensive suite in the most expensive hotel in Yokohama was booked.

Osamu Dazai turned to the luxury suit high-end shop next to him, changed into a white suit, and was surrounded by a group of shop assistants, like the most dazzling flowers and butterflies in the world.

"You look really good in this white suit."

"Perfectly fit your temperament, almost like tailor-made for you."

"You're the only one who can hold up this design."

Osamu Dazai: "I am really happy to hear the compliments from the girls~"

"..."

Nakahara Zhong also took down the phone, crossed his arms, and looked at it speechlessly.

"Chuya," Osamu Dazai suddenly turned to him, "how is it?"

What else can I do.

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly, glanced away, "That's it."

Ladies and gentlemen: "..."

"Sorry, excuse me," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "My lover seems to be jealous."

Ah, it turned out to be a pair!

The shop assistants whispered, laughing and moving away.

Nakahara Nakaya looked indifferently and warily at Osamu Dazai who was walking towards him.

The reason why the leader Dazai came to this store is simple——

Through memory sharing, he learned that when the misty incident happened, the white clothes that guy Shibuzawa Tatsuhiko found for him and Fyodor belonged to this company.I don't know what's wrong with Shibuzawa Tatsuhiko, but the "villain trio" insist on wearing the same clothes.

In their hearts, they have their own ghosts.

In the end, it was Osamu Dazai who took control.

As for the book world...

My middle also hits the dragon too fast//quickly!I don't even have any room to play, it's too miserable!

In order to make up for the regret, try this white suit no matter what.

"Don't you really think Zhongya looks good?"

Osamu Dazai approached with a smile, intentionally or unintentionally, taking advantage of his flourishing beauty.

Osamu Dazai in a black suit is gloomy and indifferent, and his sand-colored windbreaker is casual, but his white suit is more eye-catching than ever.

The innermost shirt is the same iris color as the hair color, the tie is a slightly lighter sand color, and the white vest is covered with a white coat, showing broad shoulders and a slender figure.

One side of his hair was pinned behind his ear, and his whole person exuded the elegant and gentle temperament of a nobleman.

"..."

Zhong Yuanzhong also pursed his lips imperceptibly, pulling back his thoughts of being bewitched by beauty.

"Is it really not good-looking?" Osamu Dazai asked with a triumphant smile flashing in his eyes.

"It's okay..." Zhongyuan Zhongya said dryly.

Osamu Dazai got closer and closer, Chuya Nakahara retreated subconsciously, "What are you doing?!"

Behind is a row of black suits hanging.The little man was forced to back in, blocked from the shoulders up.

"Chuya, let's do something," Osamu Dazai said, "This is the leader's order."

If ordered then...

"!" Zhong Yuanzhong also realized, "You are no longer the leader!"

"Does Zhong also think it is difficult for me to become the leader?"

Osamu Dazai snorted, and using the cover of his clothes, kissed the other person's cheek, and bit it with his teeth.

Fist hit.Osamu Dazai straightened up, the tip of his nose brushed against the fist wind, turned sideways, pointed at Nakahara Nakaya and said to the clerk, "Give this little man a white suit too."

"Good, good!"

"Mr. Zhongyuan, please."

Nakahara Nakaya wiped his face vigorously, stepped on Dazai Osamu's feet and walked out.

Damn, who is the dog!

"This little dwarf pays the bill."

"To shut up!"

It is also through the memory of the world outside the book that Chief Dazai knows that this is one of the high-end stores that Chuya Zhongya often visits, so there will be the size that the other party wears.

Coming out of the store, the two people in white suits became a dazzling sight, and pedestrians frequently looked sideways.

It is said that the best design of a couple's outfit is not exactly the same, but generally similar, but they match each other in details and take care of each other.

Let people know at a glance: these two people are a couple.

"Zhongye—"

"I still have something to do." Nakahara Chuya stuffed the clothes bag into Osamu Dazai's hand and waved his hand, "Go to the hotel first."

"What is more important than me?"

"Everything is more important than you." Nakahara Chuya said ruthlessly, and his figure disappeared.

...Damn it, I should have let the dwarf wear women's clothes.

Osamu Dazai looked at the bag in his hand and looked in a certain direction.

That being the case, he should go there and have a look...

[The world outside the book] The tombstone of Oda Sakunosuke is on the hillside by the sea, overlooking the sea.

There is no word or name on the stele.

The person in white approached, put the bouquet on the tombstone, and stared silently for a moment.

"In a sense, the 'friend' I know is you in this world."

"'You're right, it really feels better to save people'... If it was 'he', he would tell you that," Chief Dazai smiled, "Of course, I do too."

He is me.

"Goodbye then."

When passing a tree, Chief Dazai paused, snorted softly, and continued walking.

The man in the sand-colored windbreaker stepped out from behind the tree, watching him go away silently.

Ah, this feeling of seeing myself is really... terrible.

***

some bar.

"Did you know that mackerel actually blew up my car when it defected! Blown up?!"

"I have such an expensive car!"

boom!

The sound of slamming the table.

"Tsk, Che's words are nothing. You don't know, the first thing that bastard became the leader was to order 'the wearing of hats in the Mafia will be prohibited in the future', what is this?! Clearly aimed at me!"

Other people in the bar: Are they hallucinating? Why are there two Central Plains cadres, one in a black suit and the other in a white suit.

Obviously, both of them were drunk, and the lethality was incredible.

The others evacuated silently.

The bar is exclusively for the Mafia, and everyone in it knows what to say and what not to say.

Originally, Bai Zhong also came to return Hei Zhongye's hat and car keys, and Hei Zhong also saw the other person who was quite strange to him, so he invited him to have a drink or two.

After chatting, I found that we have a common language, and we are very happy. When we are happy, we tend to drink too much.

The more you drink, the more you talk.

"That day the boss actually told me, 'It would be better if Dazai-kun comes back, does Nakaya-kun think so too', listen, what is this called, what's so good about that mackerel?!"

"Hurp—the boss also told me that day that this boss refers to Dazai, 'Naka also thinks that Mr. Mori or I should be the leader', listen, what is it called, what is it like to be the leader yourself? Do you want to count?"

"During the combo battle, he used me as a shepherd dog, and even tricked me into hiccups...and finally left me there!"

Another Zhongyuan Zhongyuan was not to be outdone: "He set up a super-big game to get me into it, and finally withheld all the year-end bonuses! All deducted!!!"

"Bastard mackerel!"

"Bandage waste device!"

"Gloomy man!"

"The Public Enemy of Women!"

The two Central Plains middlemen also met each other very late, and hit it off right away, scolding Dazai so heartily.

They just rushed out to beat people together.

"Ah, as expected, everything about Dazai is the most annoying!"

"Ah yes, the most annoying!"

By the time the two middlemen fell down, the wine glasses and bottles on the table had already been poured all over the place.

A man in white came over.

"Huh... finally stopped."

Press your fingertips on the phone screen.

Drop, the recording is saved.

This is the evidence to threaten Zhongye in the future!

The leader Dazai walked in front of his own Chuya, "Chuya."

no response.

"In————"

Nakahara Chuya buried his face in his arms and hummed: "Hmm...Damn it, why did the mackerel come out of the refrigerator and talk..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Hehe, little man.

Go back and clean you up.

"Let's go, Chuya," the leader Dazai coaxed Nakahara Chuya to stand up warmly, put the opponent's arm on his shoulder, and muttered, "This height difference... seems a bit reluctant for Chuya."

"Damn..." Nakahara also lowered his head, humming indistinctly, listening carefully, he was scolding Dazai.

When Osamu Dazai put his other hand on his waist, Zhongya Nakahara froze, showing signs of hitting someone!

Osamu Dazai tilted his head to kiss his forehead, "Be good, be good."

The dog is good.

If you dare to hit me, I will drag you back!

Under Dazai Osamu's appeasement, Nakahara Nakaya finally hung on him docilely.

Seeing that Osamu Dazai was about to leave, the man in black who had been waiting for a long time rushed up immediately: "The other Mr. Chuya..."

Don't you care?

"Are you Zhongye's subordinates?"

The man in black nodded.

In the past, when Mr. Nakaya was drunk, they were responsible for bringing him back.

Osamu Dazai thought for a moment, then took out the mobile phone from Nakahara Nakaya's pocket with two fingers, and skillfully dug out the number of 【Mackerel】.

Edit text message: If you don't come to pick up people, send your address to every woman who has shed tears for you.

ok send!

Sure enough, you can deal with yourself or yourself~

"It's okay, someone will come to pick you up."

Osamu Dazai threw the phone away, and happily walked out with Nakahara Nakaya on his back, humming a song: "Dudu, you can't die for love if you are alone~ woo, but you can do it if you are two~"

"...Forget it, I'll carry you on my back, Chuya, your feet can hardly reach the ground."

"Bastard, bastard...!"

***

Burj Al Arab Suite.

At four o'clock in the morning, when the screen of the mobile phone next to the pillow turned on, Osamu Dazai immediately opened his eyes.

The sound insulation of the hotel is excellent, quiet and quiet, only the sound of the sea outside and the sound of the ship sailing can be heard, as if it came from a very far away place.

The windows were opened for a distance, the gauze curtain fluttered, and the refreshing sea breeze blew in, blowing away the smell of alcohol in the room.

There are two goblets on the bar, and the empty red wine bottle is lying here and there.

Two rings were also placed at the bottom of one of the goblets.

Unlike before, this time it was a formal wedding ring.

Two new white suits, still stained with wine, were scattered on the carpet.

It was just ruined.

Bed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also lay on his stomach wantonly, sleeping very deeply, with a thin quilt covering his waist.From the marks on the exposed neck, back, arms, thighs, etc., it is not difficult to imagine what happened a few hours ago.

last night--

Back at the hotel, Nakahara was already sobered up by the wind, and when he saw the red wine on the table, he immediately jumped off Dazai Osamu's back.

"Hiss... pay attention to your weight, slug."

Osamu Dazai rubbed his sore shoulders, the one almost knocked his waist down just now.

"Shut up, shut up!" Nakahara Chuya's tongue was still a little big.

Osamu Dazai saw that Nakahara Nakaya was dazzled and couldn't open the red wine, sighed helplessly, and took over the other party's task.

The transparent crimson wine was poured out, and Zhongyuan Zhongye heard a soft sound.

Jingle.

"?"

what……

Osamu Dazai walked to the window with a red wine glass in his hand.

Zhong Yuanzhong also picked up the remaining cup in doubt, shook it, and heard a soft sound again.

He raised his wine glass, trying to focus his blue pupils.

There is a ring at the bottom of the cup.

"!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked around, the suite was not the same as he remembered, there were still roses in the corner.

It turned out to be premeditated!

No wonder let him book this one.

"Hey, Dazai—"

"What do you mean, Dazai?!"

No matter how much he shouted, the man in the white suit standing in front of the window with the red wine didn't respond.

The coward!

Central Plains also rushed over.

"I'm talking to you!"

While struggling, red wine was spilled.

After that, things went smoothly.

……

Osamu Dazai picked up the phone.

The text message only has a few words, and the incoming number is unknown.

[Leader Dazai? 】

Leader Dazai was not surprised that the other party was able to get his mobile phone number.

[Yes,] he replied, [but he has resigned. 】

The other party replied: [Mr. Mori made a move? 】

Leader Dazai hummed: [You can’t say that. 】

After a long time, the phone screen stopped flickering.

But leader Dazai knew that the Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency must still be holding a cell phone.

It seems that there is a lot to say, and it seems that there is nothing to say.

Knowing each other too well, and seeing everything too clearly.

There is an irreparable void in their hearts, only the other party understands, but they dare not get too close to each other, or they will stab each other.

You can only look at it from a distance, just like looking at yourself in the mirror.

Chief Dazai yawned, feeling sleepy.

Although there are still situations where he can't fall asleep all night and wakes up suddenly, after unloading the burden, his sleep is gradually recovering.

Especially when I'm with Zhongya Nakahara, I can sleep better.

Dazai glanced to the side.

He hasn't woken up after playing with his mobile phone for so long, and he has slept soundly.

This is not fair!

A certain leader automatically ignored the fact that he did not forget to toss others in the bathroom.

To help him take a bath, this is what Chuya said when he bathed Inosuke.

and also……

Didn't you say that you will get married after the form is stable?

Stupid slug.

The phone lights up.

【Tired. 】

[Slightly,] Chief Dazai replied, [Do you want to die together? 】

The other party sent a :( expression.

[It's a pity, my dream now is to die in love with a beautiful woman, and committing suicide with 'myself' is not happy at all. 】

【Really~】

Leader Dazai said: [Now I also have a little bit of expectation for the days when I will live together with Chuya. 】

a long time.

[It's really annoying. 】There said.

[People are born to redeem themselves, and they will understand when they face death,] Chief Dazai's eyelids are fighting, and his typing speed slows down, [Indeed...that's it...]

"..."

The phone slipped from the palm.

Snapped!

With a very crisp sound, the face of the person who was hit must be very painful.

It wasn't Osamu Dazai that hurt.

"asshole……"

The person who was woken up by the smash - Nakahara Chuya, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was burning with anger.

"What kind of mobile phone do you play on if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Danger · Dazai rule · danger.