My villain's vest can't cover it [Rebirth]

If you want to talk about the good taste in the world, you can't finish chatting for three days and three nights.

Yan Bujing once went to the human world with the old palace lord, and has never forgotten it ever since.It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to go there again, and I was dragged down by the affairs of the devil world all day long.

At this time, with the samsara array coming to the human world, my heart seemed to be jumping out with joy.

However, the heart can't jump out, and the legs can still jump a few times.

Arriving in this world where everyone praises everyone, Yan Bujing is full of joy when he sees a scene of warm spring and flowers blooming.

He is alone here, and the others are probably teleported to other places.

He stood on the hillside and looked down. Below was a lively town full of people.No matter how novel it is.

Siyue in the world is Fang Fei. He is wearing the same clothes as Yu Liuyin, and it is also the one that the little whale helped him transform into.

Ben despises that dress like Yu Liuyin, it looks weird, but it's good that no one in the world knows Yu Liuyin now.You don't have to worry about others talking in private.

So, he hastily tied up his hair and went down the mountain with a bone knife on his back.

Zhangtai Academy is still humane, and they didn't drive them out penniless.One person gave some silver taels, enough for them to eat and drink.After all, the purpose of going down the mountain is to practice or to start the school exam, not to experience life.The focus has to be on subjugating demons and eliminating demons. If you bend your waist for five meters and three buckets, then you will get rid of demons as farts.

Although the little silver on his body is not enough for him to squander at all, Yan Bujing is still a lover of enjoyment, and has high requirements for food and sleep.The quilt is hard, no, no meat and no wine, no, the bed board is hard, no.

He walked around, picked a restaurant and walked in.

"Little Er, give me a room!"

"Okay, sir, please come in!"

Yan Bujing was invited in, and his eyes were completely attracted by the food on the wine table.At the same time, there were still people talking on the other side of the hall.

He said, "Little Er."

"Hey, what's your order, sir?"

"What book is this about?"

"Yo, are you still interested in this? Let me show you first?"

Yan Bujing nodded, Xiaoer led him to the stage.

"At night, this stage is just a theater stage. During the day, it will be used as a space for the storyteller. There is also one on the second floor. After you go back to the guest room, there is an open space to walk forward. There are tables and chairs on the balcony on the second floor. There is food, and if you feel bored in the evening, you can sit there and watch a show and have a drink. Those are specially prepared for the guests in the elegant room on the second floor, and there is no charge."

He didn't care about the rest, but this wine made his eyes shine.

"So, it doesn't matter how much you drink?"

"Naturally, our family dare not say anything else, we must keep our fill of wine."

"Ha!" Yan Bujing laughed loudly, and threw his long hair behind him, "I like this, I don't like anything else, but I really like wine."

"Objectively, I think you don't have any luggage. You must be hungry after driving all the way. Why don't you have some snacks and listen to a gentleman's story, and I'll bring you a jug of wine first?"

Yan Bujing's eyes lit up when he heard that there was wine, and immediately he slumped on the stool and put the bone knife aside.

"Come on, serve the wine!"

The wine is good wine, he raised his hand and drank it all in one gulp.

"what."

Staying in Yangui Mountain these days, not to mention wine, not even a wine gourd can be seen.Yuliuyin does not drink alcohol, and has no stock.At this time, he just wanted to drink to his heart's content, and poured it into his stomach cup by cup. Later, he felt that the cup was not satisfying, so he picked up the wine jar and drank it.Fortunately, the seat where he was sitting was not eye-catching, and the rest of the people were listening to their books.

People listen to books and drink tea, he listens to books and drinks.

The storyteller spoke with gusto and clarity, and he was delighted to hear it.It's just that the more I hear it, the more it feels wrong.

The gavel slapped, and the storyteller shouted: "Last time we said that Yan Bujing, the owner of the Palace of No Return, is actually a devil, and he is incompatible with the Qiongze Shangxian. It can be seen that the two of them are young. At that time, he was actually a disciple under the same teacher's knees, so he should be a senior brother. To say that this Yan Bujing was also a gentleman in the past, even if Zhangtai Academy accepted all disciples from the three realms, regardless of his birth, since he is a member of the demon world, he should keep a low profile at least Some. Of course, no."

The master took a sip of tea and sneered.

Yan Bujing took a sip of wine and exclaimed how refreshing.

"How high-profile is he? By the way, when Qiongze Shangxian was a young man, he was a gentleman like jade. Yu Liuyin, Yu Liuyin, Ruyu Wenze, lingering forever. Unexpectedly, Yan Bujing He just loves to toss him, sticks with him all day long, troubles him, annoys Qiong Ze Shangxian, and turns around and leaves when he sees him. Do you know why Yan Bujing is so special to Yu Liuyin?"

The listener shook his head, he didn't know.

Yan Bujing ate a peanut and took another sip of wine. "Why else? Naturally, it's because I don't agree with him, and I'm sincerely looking for trouble with him."

The storyteller clicked his tongue a few times.He said: "This secret is known to no one in heaven and earth. I will tell you today, so you have to hear it clearly.

That's because——Yan Bujing, he is a broken sleeve!He likes Yuliuyin! "

"Pfft—" Yan Bujing spit out a sip of wine in an instant, and sprayed towards the back of a figure in front of him.

Suddenly, a folding fan appeared from nowhere, blocking all the wine he sprayed.

"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited." He hurried to apologize to the person sitting in front of him.The man didn't look back, but his back was straight.

Her black hair hung down to her waist, she was dressed in silk brocade with a silver border, and she had slender and white fingers placed aside, Yan Bujing took a few more glances, and then snorted behind her.

"Jing nonsense, how could Yan Bujing like Yu Liuyin. With his extremely boring temperament, who would like him."

"Cut, why don't you say Yan Bujing, who would like that scoundrel?" At this moment, a small voice came to his ears, and a little bookboy muttered with an unhappy face. .

The young master beside him said indifferently: "Ah Xin."

"Young master!" The book boy who was called Ah Xin snorted, obviously dissatisfied, but he didn't say anything because of the sake of the young master.

Yan Bujing's identity cannot be revealed now, although her ears are a bit sharp, but she didn't hear it in front of her.I just sneered a few times with the corners of my mouth, and then I heard that Mr. Shu went to talk about books.

This time it is much more interesting, Mr. Storyteller mentioned the first list.

"You guys don't know that there is a list spread in the Demon Realm. After so many years, the top of the list has never changed. Do you know what the list is and who is the top?"

This time, even Yan Bujing's ears perked up.

Don't tell me, he doesn't know what list it is.

"Ha, listen carefully. This is "The Most Sleepy Celebrity List of the Immortal Family", the top of the list - Yuliuyin!"

"Pfft—" Yan Bujing spat out another sip of wine, so he couldn't die.This time, the fan was gone, and the bookboy suffered.

He blocked all the wine, stood behind his young master and puffed his cheeks angrily, and scolded Yan Bujing: "Have you had enough! This is the second time, my young master doesn't care about you, you are still addicted to the game." right!"

Yan Bujing knew that he had made a mistake, so he didn't blame others for being angry.

Seeing that his young master had no intention of turning back, he stood up by himself and went to the front to make amends.

"I'm sorry, sorry, it's really my fault. I didn't control my emotions in the next moment, and I was shocked by the storyteller's words."

"What's so surprising." The book boy rolled his eyes.

"Of course it's because of that list. "The Most Sleepy Celebrity List of the Immortal Family", I wanted to laugh when I heard that Yu Liuyin was at the top of the list."

The book boy blushed, and pouted his neck and said: "Why can't it be Yuliuyin! My family... my son said that Yuliuyin's demeanor is as gorgeous as a bright moon, walking alone in white, and there is no snow in the rivers and lakes. And Qiong Ze Shangxian has a broad heart and strong spells, and he is the only one in the sky and the earth. The jade tree that is still growing is very chic in the wind. Why can't it be the top of the list!"

Yan Bujing smiled and said, "Little brother, why are you so angry? I'm not talking about your son. You don't know how bad that Yuliuyin is. I'll show you when I have a chance tomorrow. That guy doesn't even blink , beat up as soon as you say it, and often turn your face against others. His temper is like a girl's, and he can get angry for a long time when I say anything. Oh, ah, you don't understand if you say that, I know you mortals regard Yuliuyin He is a Shangxian, but he is really different from ordinary Shangxian. If those girls really see him one day, their dreams will be completely shattered."

"You!" Xiaoshu went crazy like a child, and he wanted to say something, but the boy in white beside him pressed the back of his hand.

"Ashin."

"Young master!" He stomped his feet angrily.

Yan Bujing raised her lips and smiled, walked around the little book boy, and walked towards the young man in white.

He bent down, made a bow, and said politely: "If I don't compete, I was so rude just now. Please don't mind this young master."

For a long while, no one answered.

Yan Bujing looked up, and saw a young man who was clear and indifferent, holding a cup of tea in his hand, with fair fingers.The eyelashes are dense and long, and the black hair hangs down like a waterfall.The tea fragrance was lingering in the mist, he raised his eyes and smiled at Yan Bujing from the rising tea fragrance, the smile was like the warm sun quenched by the first snow, it was shallow and faint, and disappeared very quickly.

Yan Bujing was taken aback for a moment, but was stunned.

The young man put down the tea, but with the fan still on, pressed his hand to get him up.

"No need to apologize, Yu is fine."

Yan Bujing said, "Yu? Your surname is Yu?"

The little book boy cut a sigh: "What's the matter, is Qiongze Shangxian the only one surnamed Yu in this world?"

The young man in white raised his hand, his eyes lightly swept over Yan Bujing, and the corners of his lips raised slightly: "My servant, Yu Wu."

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There is a pair of famous rivals in Yunli High School.

Lin Dengyi is clear and cold, with excellent bones, and people walk through the flowers and leaves without touching their bodies.

Yu Zenian is tall and handsome, with a murderous smile, people pick peach blossoms from the bushes and everywhere.

Obviously they are both influential figures, but they can't understand each other.The teachers have headaches, the principal has headaches, everyone has headaches.

Later, they simply moved to sit together.

The teacher was very angry: "You two sit with me! When will you reconcile and when will you go back!"

The two people who became the same table: "..."

There is also a pair of notorious rivals in the e-sports circle.

DD and Uncle Nian, super popular and mysterious gods.They're in different teams and haven't met each other before, because of an accident they formed a blood feud, and since then they've always been red-eyed when they met, and the live broadcast of killings has been boiling over and over again!

And coincidentally - this year the two faced off in the finals.

The atmosphere of the finals was at its peak. The teams from both sides stood up and bowed to each other.

DD bent over.

Uncle Nian bent over.

look up.

One is no longer cold and lonely, but exhales fragrance.

One no longer smiled like the wind, and was just dumbfounded.

Lin Dengyi: "...fuck."

Yu Zenian: "..." Who the fuck?You make it clear.

"Why the hell are you here?"

"I still want to ask why you are here!"

That day, tens of thousands of viewers witnessed that the two masters almost fought on stage.

Not only that, the official game is jaw-dropping.

Audience [-]: "...Doesn't DD hate the uncle the most, him, why does he hold him down?"

Audience [-]: "I also think it's strange. Isn't the uncle good at attacking thieves from a distance? Why are you fighting hand-to-hand today?"

After the game, the two rushed directly to the hotel to fight, and the ground shook. The two teams stood at the door of the room and looked at each other.

Don't dare to persuade, dare not persuade.

the next day.

The hotel manager was crying with snot and tears: "You fight when you fight, what are you doing ruining my bed, woo woo woo woo."

【small theater】

school office.

The teacher snorted coldly: "Reconciled?"

Some two nodded.

Teacher: "Do you know that you are in love with each other?"

Nod again.

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"So, boyfriend, give me a kiss."