Family History of Raising a Baby in the Immortal World
Chapter 5 The Big Baby's Boy Urine Is Invincible
The members of the investigative team were drawn from various families of the Phoenix. They inherited the beauty and nobility of the Phoenix, and their eyes wished to see the sky above their heads.As soon as he entered the gate of Jin Sheng's house, he would dodge in disgust, especially when he saw the Patriarch Jin Shengchi, he wished that the breath he exhaled could turn into strong nitric acid that choked people to death.
Xiao Jin gathered the clothes on his body to cover his chest.No wonder he, Jin Shengchi's clothes are so revealing, he always wears them as nightgowns when he is at home.
Sure enough, when the members of the small team saw his movements, they shot their sword-like gazes over, and a woman in Tsing Yi raised her chin with a sneering expression on her face: "Fairy, who do you want to seduce? Who doesn't know what you are doing now?" The goblin is a scumbag, and dare to come out to shame people? It's so dirty!"
Xiao Jin was speechless, and he licked his lips and replied when he saw that other people were looking at him with contempt, "Only those who are dirty in their own hearts will think that others are dirty."
"You!" The girl in Tsing Yi walked through like lightning, and stretched out her hand to scrape Xiao Jin's face fiercely.
Master Tong suddenly appeared among them, and blocked the sharp claws of the girl in Tsing Yi with his elbow, "Miss Bifeng who manages the family, this is the family of Jin Sheng, and you can't allow yourself to be presumptuous here."
Xiao Jin stared dumbfounded at Master Tong's "magnificence" at this time, and only had one thought in his mind: So he is really my nursing home!
"Okay! There's nothing to care about with a shabby family." The leader is a man in white. There is a white phoenix feather between the man's eyebrows. His eyes flick casually, and the golden halo in the middle of the phoenix feather also follows. Variety.
Is that wool?Sky eye? !Xiao Jin stared intently at the strange thing on his forehead.Looking at the other people, each of them looks like a fairy, with icy muscles and bones, and I... except that my face is a little prettier than theirs, and my figure is a little better than theirs, I don't have the so-called fairy at all. Aura!
"I heard that there was a purple cloud yesterday because of the birth of a newborn baby in the Jinsheng family. The Phoenix God sent us to take a look. Does this mean that the Jinsheng family can return to the Phoenix realm? Get the extension?" The white feather man said coldly.
Xiao Jin was at a loss.But he still nodded and said "Oh", "If you want to see it, go and see it! My child will probably be hungry later!"
Shi Shiran, a group of people from the Feng clan, entered the room, and Xiao Jin went to the back room to hold the well-behaved Xiao Yang out. He was about to give Xiao Yang to the leader of the white feather man to hug him, but the other party backed away, "You put him in the tea On the table, just take off the swaddling clothes on your body."
ah! ?Unswaddling?Want to see my eldest son's naked body?Xiao Jin looked down at Xiao Yang who was rolling his purple eyes and swaying his hands and feet, and said in his heart: "My son! I have wronged you! If people want to see it, let us suffer a little bit!"
Put Xiaoyang on the tea table and untie the cotton bag on his body, Xiaoyang waved his little arms and legs, showing off!Especially the little elephant at the bottom is swollen for some reason at the moment.
"This kid...look at his swelling!"
"Hush~~ Jin Sheng's family is not a good thing, such a small gadget is doing dirty things~~"
When Xiao Jin heard it, it was stupid!That is, the little elephant urinates, and it reacts naturally when it is blown by the cold wind, okay?Damn a group of [-]s!Your son is shameless!Xiao Jin's father was excited and indignant.
Bai Yu and Bi Feng approached a little closer, "Come here, let's all open our eyes together to see if this child is a purebred phoenix body."
A group of three or eight phoenix people stood in a half circle around Xiaoyang, each of them closed their eyes, stretched out their left hands, and put seven colored lights on Xiaoyang's head at the same time...
In the next second, Miss Bifeng yelled in surprise: "What shot me in the face?"
"Puchi~~~" Xiao Jin and Master Tong shrugged and laughed sullenly.This girl has such strong words!
After Bifeng finished speaking, she realized that she seemed to have said something inappropriate. She looked ashamed, and when she looked around, she saw that the other Feng clansmen were also shot in the face... "Giggle~~" On the tea table The lying light chick Xiaoyang smiled innocently. The little elephant who was "framed" for improper inflation just now urinated a beautiful parabola, and gave it to all uncles and aunts as a "big gift" for meeting
Xiao Jin held back a smile, tightened his grip, and took a bunch of Xiao Yang's diapers to wipe the urine for these three or eight people. While wiping, he sincerely apologized: "He is a child, and adults don't count children! Calm down, calm down! Master Tong, why are you standing there? Pour tea, the guests have been here for quite a while~~"
Master Tong's face was deep, as if he had made a huge mistake, "Young Master! Our family is so poor that we can't open the pot. Where can we get good tea? Do, or should I borrow some from Qingji's next door? Miss Bifeng ?”
"You don't need to pour any tea!" Several Feng clan members replied in disgrace.They don't dare to drink tea from poor and sour ghosts!
"What kind of cloth is this?" Bai Yu smelled the strange smell on his hand after wiping off the water droplets on his face, and quickly threw the cloth in his hand and said in disgust.
"Master Tong! Why are you so old and dizzy? I asked you to get a clean towel, why did you bring Xiaoyang's diaper?" Xiao Jin laughed again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry~~ I'm old, my eyes not good!"
Master Tong instantly became 'blind' in cooperation, stretched out his hand and walked a few steps forward, "Master, where are you talking, Master?"
"Bai Yu, let's go! I'm going to be breathless if I stay in such a dilapidated place!" Miss Bifeng said with disgust.
"Yes! We also know the situation. This kid is not a purebred phoenix at all, so there is no need to worry too much. It is probably a lowly bastard who seduced some mountain spirit somewhere." Another Feng clan member said rudely.
Xiao Jin narrowed his eyes, wishing he could punch the guy who scolded Xiao Yang.But he knew that once he fought down, his family would be in danger.Forbearance for a while, don't hurt the unborn children. They are buried in the ground, and they must not be moved in the middle. Once they are moved lightly, the tire will be severely damaged or die, and the day of the broken tire will also be affected. He can't take risks. .
Xiao Jin pretended not to hear, and stood aside with half-lidded eyes.
As easy as it was, the group of Phoenix Clan immortals left, Master Tong closed the door, and Xiao Jin turned to look at the innocent and innocent doll lying on the table.
Your father is irresponsible, leaving you and this family behind.I, an outsider, became your father. I was very reluctant before, but now, Xiaoyang... and the unborn children, my father swears that from now on, my father will take good care of you, so that you can all be safe Incarnate.
Xiao Jin gathered the clothes on his body to cover his chest.No wonder he, Jin Shengchi's clothes are so revealing, he always wears them as nightgowns when he is at home.
Sure enough, when the members of the small team saw his movements, they shot their sword-like gazes over, and a woman in Tsing Yi raised her chin with a sneering expression on her face: "Fairy, who do you want to seduce? Who doesn't know what you are doing now?" The goblin is a scumbag, and dare to come out to shame people? It's so dirty!"
Xiao Jin was speechless, and he licked his lips and replied when he saw that other people were looking at him with contempt, "Only those who are dirty in their own hearts will think that others are dirty."
"You!" The girl in Tsing Yi walked through like lightning, and stretched out her hand to scrape Xiao Jin's face fiercely.
Master Tong suddenly appeared among them, and blocked the sharp claws of the girl in Tsing Yi with his elbow, "Miss Bifeng who manages the family, this is the family of Jin Sheng, and you can't allow yourself to be presumptuous here."
Xiao Jin stared dumbfounded at Master Tong's "magnificence" at this time, and only had one thought in his mind: So he is really my nursing home!
"Okay! There's nothing to care about with a shabby family." The leader is a man in white. There is a white phoenix feather between the man's eyebrows. His eyes flick casually, and the golden halo in the middle of the phoenix feather also follows. Variety.
Is that wool?Sky eye? !Xiao Jin stared intently at the strange thing on his forehead.Looking at the other people, each of them looks like a fairy, with icy muscles and bones, and I... except that my face is a little prettier than theirs, and my figure is a little better than theirs, I don't have the so-called fairy at all. Aura!
"I heard that there was a purple cloud yesterday because of the birth of a newborn baby in the Jinsheng family. The Phoenix God sent us to take a look. Does this mean that the Jinsheng family can return to the Phoenix realm? Get the extension?" The white feather man said coldly.
Xiao Jin was at a loss.But he still nodded and said "Oh", "If you want to see it, go and see it! My child will probably be hungry later!"
Shi Shiran, a group of people from the Feng clan, entered the room, and Xiao Jin went to the back room to hold the well-behaved Xiao Yang out. He was about to give Xiao Yang to the leader of the white feather man to hug him, but the other party backed away, "You put him in the tea On the table, just take off the swaddling clothes on your body."
ah! ?Unswaddling?Want to see my eldest son's naked body?Xiao Jin looked down at Xiao Yang who was rolling his purple eyes and swaying his hands and feet, and said in his heart: "My son! I have wronged you! If people want to see it, let us suffer a little bit!"
Put Xiaoyang on the tea table and untie the cotton bag on his body, Xiaoyang waved his little arms and legs, showing off!Especially the little elephant at the bottom is swollen for some reason at the moment.
"This kid...look at his swelling!"
"Hush~~ Jin Sheng's family is not a good thing, such a small gadget is doing dirty things~~"
When Xiao Jin heard it, it was stupid!That is, the little elephant urinates, and it reacts naturally when it is blown by the cold wind, okay?Damn a group of [-]s!Your son is shameless!Xiao Jin's father was excited and indignant.
Bai Yu and Bi Feng approached a little closer, "Come here, let's all open our eyes together to see if this child is a purebred phoenix body."
A group of three or eight phoenix people stood in a half circle around Xiaoyang, each of them closed their eyes, stretched out their left hands, and put seven colored lights on Xiaoyang's head at the same time...
In the next second, Miss Bifeng yelled in surprise: "What shot me in the face?"
"Puchi~~~" Xiao Jin and Master Tong shrugged and laughed sullenly.This girl has such strong words!
After Bifeng finished speaking, she realized that she seemed to have said something inappropriate. She looked ashamed, and when she looked around, she saw that the other Feng clansmen were also shot in the face... "Giggle~~" On the tea table The lying light chick Xiaoyang smiled innocently. The little elephant who was "framed" for improper inflation just now urinated a beautiful parabola, and gave it to all uncles and aunts as a "big gift" for meeting
Xiao Jin held back a smile, tightened his grip, and took a bunch of Xiao Yang's diapers to wipe the urine for these three or eight people. While wiping, he sincerely apologized: "He is a child, and adults don't count children! Calm down, calm down! Master Tong, why are you standing there? Pour tea, the guests have been here for quite a while~~"
Master Tong's face was deep, as if he had made a huge mistake, "Young Master! Our family is so poor that we can't open the pot. Where can we get good tea? Do, or should I borrow some from Qingji's next door? Miss Bifeng ?”
"You don't need to pour any tea!" Several Feng clan members replied in disgrace.They don't dare to drink tea from poor and sour ghosts!
"What kind of cloth is this?" Bai Yu smelled the strange smell on his hand after wiping off the water droplets on his face, and quickly threw the cloth in his hand and said in disgust.
"Master Tong! Why are you so old and dizzy? I asked you to get a clean towel, why did you bring Xiaoyang's diaper?" Xiao Jin laughed again, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry~~ I'm old, my eyes not good!"
Master Tong instantly became 'blind' in cooperation, stretched out his hand and walked a few steps forward, "Master, where are you talking, Master?"
"Bai Yu, let's go! I'm going to be breathless if I stay in such a dilapidated place!" Miss Bifeng said with disgust.
"Yes! We also know the situation. This kid is not a purebred phoenix at all, so there is no need to worry too much. It is probably a lowly bastard who seduced some mountain spirit somewhere." Another Feng clan member said rudely.
Xiao Jin narrowed his eyes, wishing he could punch the guy who scolded Xiao Yang.But he knew that once he fought down, his family would be in danger.Forbearance for a while, don't hurt the unborn children. They are buried in the ground, and they must not be moved in the middle. Once they are moved lightly, the tire will be severely damaged or die, and the day of the broken tire will also be affected. He can't take risks. .
Xiao Jin pretended not to hear, and stood aside with half-lidded eyes.
As easy as it was, the group of Phoenix Clan immortals left, Master Tong closed the door, and Xiao Jin turned to look at the innocent and innocent doll lying on the table.
Your father is irresponsible, leaving you and this family behind.I, an outsider, became your father. I was very reluctant before, but now, Xiaoyang... and the unborn children, my father swears that from now on, my father will take good care of you, so that you can all be safe Incarnate.
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