Family History of Raising a Baby in the Immortal World

Xiaoshi squatted down and stared at the grass, and saw the little monster crying even harder, "...I'm so hungry! I'm so stupid, it's because of my stupid master that I don't want me... ..Woooo...Master! I don't like you anymore! If you don't want me, I'll play tricks..."

Xiao Shi still finds it inconceivable to hear that delicate, childlike voice coming from the mouth of a five-headed little monster. "Hey—you are so narrow-minded! Are you going to play tricks like this?"

"Our family has always been like this. The master said that my mind is smaller than a needle seam, but I have never seen a needle seam. Have you seen it? Is it really small?" The little monster asked curiously.

Xiaoshi recalled the needles that his father used to sew clothes for them. It seemed that the stitches were really small. Once he and Brother Wu fought to help his father thread the needles, and even pricked his own little hand?

"Woo~~I'm starving to death~~~I want to eat——I'm going to turn bad——!!" The little monster turned over and lay on the ground, rolling on all fours.

"What do you want to eat?" Xiao Shi asked.

"People—I want to eat people—!!" The mob said naturally.

Xiao Shi stretched out his hand and patted the five heads of the little monster, "You are really bad! People are not tasty!"

"Really?" The little monster asked with tears in his eyes, all ten eyes were covered with blisters, and he looked naive and frustrated. "I have never eaten humans~~ but the big guys in our clan say that humans are the best! When I was hungry and red-eyed, I wanted to eat them too, but unfortunately... I have caught so many just now , did not eat into the mouth."

"People are terrible!" Xiaoshi picked up the little monster from the ground, "Hey! Look at you so stupid, I will take you to eat something delicious! My dad made ice cream again today! There are egg rolls, and ice cream rolls are even more delicious!"

"Really?" The little monster rolled around in Xiaoshi's hands, "What is ice cream? What is egg roll?"

"You really don't know much!" Xiao Shi scolded the little monster, "No wonder your master doesn't want you anymore."

The little monster was not angry at all, with five tongues protruding from its mouth, laughing non-stop, all thinking in its heart was 'delicious--more delicious than human beings!' '

Xiaoshi ran to the small kitchen with the little monster, took out a big bowl of ice cream from the big ice jar in the corner of the kitchen, and took a thick and short ice cream from the dustpan covered on the stove next to it. Egg roll, he found a small spoon and stuffed a large scoop of ice cream into the egg roll, licked his fingers, and handed the 'homemade cone' to the little monster squatting on the top of the pot, spinning anxiously, " Here you go!"

The five heads of the little monster circled around the 'homemade cone' a few times, "It smells so good——!"

"Aren't you hungry? Eat it! It will disappear after a while." Sitting by the stove, Xiaoshi scooped a scoop of ice cream to his mouth with a small spoon, and licked it earnestly with the tip of his pink tongue .

The little monster saw the beauty that Xiao Shi ate!The five drooling heads are not welcome anymore, and they gnawed around the 'homemade cone' like a woodpecker. After feeling the beauty of the ice cream and the crispness of the egg rolls, ten eyes widened watery and excited. Suddenly, one of the heads and mouth instantly grew bigger than an adult's fist, and swallowed the rest of the 'homemade cone' in one gulp.

After the other four heads froze for a moment, they relentlessly cried with that head.Xiaoshi was licking and licking, and saw the five heads entangled with each other. At first he thought they were playing a game, but the head that swallowed the 'cone' was bitten by other heads. He opened his mouth wide and began to cry.

"Wow wow...I want to tell the master, I want to separate from you! I want to eat you...You guys gang up to bully me...I'm dead... ...."

Xiao Shi rolled his eyelids aside, "Why do you die every now and then! Why are you crying?"

"Hmmmmm... I just thought it was so delicious, I couldn't help but swallow it! They all bit me." The bullied head said.

"We want to eat together, who told you to eat it first? It deserves it!" The other four heads took revenge and showed off shaking their heads.

"Don't cry! Don't bully him, you two are brothers together. My father said to be 'brothers and friends', so that you can be happy!" Xiaoshi taught the little monster with his little hands behind his back.

"But I'm still hungry—!" the four heads said coquettishly.

Master Xiaoshi sighed, "Don't fight, I'll make one for each of you, don't grab it!"

The five heads flickered with star eyes and nodded again and again.

Xiaoshi wrapped a 'cone' for each of the five heads, and the five guys rolled their own 'cones' around their heads and necks, squinting their eyes to enjoy the delicious food.

When the five heads were all eaten, he blinked and stared at Xiaoshi, "Uh...you give us delicious food, it's good for us! Let's recognize you as the master!"

A water-blue fish-headed eight-legged 'Shen Nong Beast' suddenly appeared on Xiao Shi's shoulder, and that small creature bared its teeth and roared at the little monster: it is Xiao Shi's divine beast.

Seeing the five pairs of eyes of the 'Shen Nong Beast', the little monster suddenly became vicious, "Eat—!" He thrust his head forward and opened his mouth, which was as wide as Xiao Shi's half body. Long, seems to want to swallow the 'Shen Nong Beast'.

'Shen Nong Beast' chirped in fright, and hid behind Xiao Shi's neck, trembling.

Xiaoshi looked at them like that, swung the small spoon in his hand, and tapped the huge mouth that looked like a flower beside him, "You are good or bad——If you do this again, I won't give you delicious food. Yes!"

With a 'shoo' sound, the five blooming giant mouths changed back again, and acted like a baby around Xiaoshi, "Don't do this! We recognize you as the master, you can give us delicious food!"

Xiao Shi stomped his feet angrily, "If you are not so bad, I will give you food, but I don't want to be the master of the guy! Hmph!"

The five heads looked at each other, with evil calculations showing in the corners of their eyes, they rushed towards Xiao Shi, holding the small spoon in Xiao Shi's hand, and kept licking and licking.

"Oh! It's disgusting——" Xiaoshi thought they wanted to lick the leftover ice cream on the top, and shook his shoulders for a while.

Unexpectedly, after the five heads licked the little spoon clean, various lights faintly appeared in the center of each head's forehead, and after the lights passed, five five-element spells appeared on their respective foreheads.

Xiao Shi scooped up a scoop of ice cream with a small spoon and brought it to them, "You guys are really dirty and bad, eat my saliva! Uh...I don't want this spoon anymore, you can use it!"

"Master...you are so kind, you gave us a gift!" The five heads said together stupidly, their voices were very excited.

"Oh, I'm not your master!" Xiao Shi said with a wrinkled pretty face.

"We recognized the master as the master after we ate the master's saliva! Hehe...Master, don't dislike us! We have a bad temper, a small mind, and a little love for food. We are very powerful of--!!"

"Don't, don't—" Xiao Shi kept shaking his hands, "I don't want you guys!"

"Woooo..." The five heads grinned and cried again, "The master doesn't want us...the new master doesn't want us either...we won't be able to eat delicious food anymore Damn...I'm going to play tricks...I'm going to lose my temper...I'm not alive anymore..."

Xiao Shi imitated the appearance of an adult, rolled his eyelids and patted his forehead, with a helpless expression, "Here it is again...Okay! I can be your master, but you must listen to me if!"

"Yeah!" The five heads nodded hurriedly, with starry eyes, "We will definitely listen to the master after we eat the master's saliva."

"Also! Don't be so bad, don't be so narrow-minded! Don't stop living every now and then, otherwise, I won't give you my father's other delicious food!" Xiaoshi said no three times in a row, and the five heads kept saying no. Keep nodding.

"Okay!" Xiaoshi put his hands behind his back, "I'll accept you guys reluctantly!" He acted like he had been wronged a lot.

Xiao Shi nodded in satisfaction and prepared to go outside to play.

"Woooo..." the guys cried again.

Xiao Shi stared back, "Huh?"

Five heads quickly stopped talking, "Master... is still hungry... almost starved to death..."

Xiao Shi sighed again, and brought the bowl of ice cream to the little monster, "Eat it!"

The little monsters raised their hands to wipe their tears, but they were also thinking about eating. In the end, they shed tears while eating, and quickly ate up the pot of ice cream... Then, they put the egg rolls in the dustpan They ate them all too...then they ate up the leftover chicken cakes from last night...finally, they swallowed everything that was edible in the kitchen.

Xiao Shi stared dumbfounded at the empty kitchen. If he hadn't stopped him repeatedly, those guys would have eaten the 'dry earthworm feed' that their father mixed carefully for the Phoenixes.

The five heads hiccupped one after another, seeing Xiaoshi's regretful expression on accepting them, and hurriedly said: "We still eat less now. If we return to our real bodies, we will eat even more—if we don't suffer The former owner slapped us so angry that we shrank back like this, this little thing is not enough to fit between our teeth!"

The corner of Xiaoshi's mouth ticked, "I solemnly warn you, absolutely—absolutely—don't turn into a real body! Absolutely not!!"

The five heads shrugged like a little daughter-in-law.

Xiao Shi stomped heavily, "Huh?" Immediately, the little monster didn't dare to be angry.

"I think you should call it 'Xiaoyanzi'!" Xiao Shi gave it a name.