The protagonist always wants to find someone to die for love [Comprehensive]

"Ms. Dazai, are you okay?" As soon as Osamu Dazai pushed open the door of the office, the female teacher in the next class asked worriedly.

"It's all right," Osamu Dazai didn't expect that a colleague who only met once would care about him.

"That's really great," the female teacher handed the test paper beside the table to Osamu Dazai, "This is the practice question I did in class a few days ago. I have corrected it. You can take a look at it when you have time." Osamu Dazai asked for leave It should be when she is taking over the math class of class one.

"Well, thank you," Dazai Osamu looked up at the clock hanging on the wall, and found that the class was only a few minutes away, so he nodded to her and prepared to go to the classroom.

Before he could go out, he was called again.

"By the way, tomorrow there will be a cooking competition in the school, and both students and teachers will participate." The young teacher looked at Osamu Dazai with a smile on his face, "The representative of class [-] seems to be Mr. Dazai, don't forget to prepare. "

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"Eh? Is it actually me?" Dazai Osamu looked surprised, and he stopped at the door.

"Because the teachers in other subjects are temporarily busy." After finishing speaking, she spread her hands helplessly, and then said teasingly, "And this activity is based on the class. Judging from the results of the students' votes, Mr. Dazai, you It's the one with the most votes."

"I see." Osamu Dazai put his hand on his temple, "It seems that in order to live up to the expectations of the students, I have to work hard."

The silent onlooker system said that he seemed to be a dog.This group of students actually voted for someone they had never met, and they were not afraid that the other party was someone like Osamu Dazai who had no culinary skills.

——Yes, the system concludes that Osamu Dazai can't cook, because it has never seen him make food by himself.What's more, in his capacity, how could he cook by himself?Even if it is made, it should be no less than dark cuisine.

But Osamu Dazai looked happy.As if he was really ready for that cooking show.

"I'll come back after class to ask you about the specific rules." If you don't go to the classroom, you will be late for class.

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Holding the stack of test papers in his hand, Osamu Dazai stood in front of the classroom door and raised his hand on the door. He stood in this position for a long time, and when the system thought he was going to do something wrong again, he asked: "Can you see where Zhongye is?"

"Ah?" The system didn't expect him to ask this suddenly, "Let me look for it."

After a pause, it replied, "In Saitama."

"Hmm," Osamu Dazai seemed to be asking casually, and with a light hum, he pushed the door open and walked into the classroom.

"Hello everyone, I will be responsible for tutoring everyone's mathematics from now on."

He picked up a piece of chalk and wrote the words Osamu Dazai on the blackboard, "This is my name." He stood on the podium and looked down, just in time to see the shocked Imai Kazuya sitting next to him Nagito Komaeda.Seeing Dazai Osamu looking at him, Komaeda Nagito smiled at him as if responding.

"I asked for leave a few days ago for some reasons, which delayed everyone's study. I'm sorry," Osamu Dazai handed the paper to the students in the front row to let him pass it on. "In this class, let's go over the test questions we did before."

"What's wrong?" Komaeda Nagito asked in a low voice, taking advantage of the gap between handing out papers.Although he was surprised when he saw Osamu Dazai coming in, it was only for a moment.After withdrawing his gaze, he found that there was something obviously wrong with Imai next to him.

Imai-kun met Mr. Dazai before?He raised his eyebrows in his heart, with a gentle smile on his lips, "Imai-kun?"

"That," Imai took a while to realize that someone called him, "Komaeda-kun, do you remember what I told you last night? The adult who knocked down the two high school students opposite is Mr. Dazai."

"It's really a fate." Just as his test paper was handed out, Komaeda Nagito thanked the person who handed out the test paper and continued, "According to what Imai-kun said before, Mr. Dazai is a very good person." He said There was light in the red eyes, "It's really great."

Komaeda Nagito looked down at his desk.

He originally thought that what Imai knew would be related to Osamu Dazai's past, but he was somewhat disappointed after hearing the answer.

Komaeda Nagito sat up straight as the hexagonal pencil circled between his fingers.

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"Then that's it for today, and the rest of the time can be used to sort out the wrong questions." The classroom suddenly became chaotic, and Osamu Dazai stood in front of the window, looking at the playground outside the window, wondering what he was thinking.

——Maybe you are thinking about where to find the young lady to die in love with you later?The system makes malicious guesses.

It was actually quite surprised that the host would give such a normal lecture.

"Akashi Seijuro should take the basketball team to another school to play practice games now," Nakahara Chuya was not here, and the conversation here would not be heard after a certain range, and the system had no scruples.

"En," Osamu Dazai responded, but his gaze outside still didn't change.

He felt that it was necessary for him to find out why Chuya came here.The system said before that Chuya Nakahara is located in Saitama. This place cannot be said to be special, but it still gave him a guess. Maybe if he thinks in this direction, he will be able to know the purpose of Chuya Nakahara's trip.

The bell for the end of get out of class rang in the corridor, and the quiet teaching building instantly became noisy.The sound of students laughing and playing came from outside the door.

"I have something to tell everyone," Osamu Dazai tidied up his things and said to the students below, "It's about tomorrow's cooking demonstration."

"According to everyone's voting results and the wishes of several other teachers this time, I will be the teacher representative of our class." He didn't say that the students below hadn't remembered this before. All excited.

I don't know if the original math teacher was too cruel. They had a very high affection for this new teacher before they met him.And Osamu Dazai's own appearance is very deceptive, so until now, Osamu Dazai has left a good impression on them.

"The remaining student representatives will be decided by lottery." The original intention of this activity is probably to promote communication between teachers and students, so the competition configuration is a teacher and a student.The first reaction of the system after finding the information is to choose Seijuro Akashi. It is always beneficial to have more contact with the target of the strategy.

But Osamu Dazai now says that he will draw lots to decide...

"After that, please organize yourself and tell me the result of the lottery tomorrow," Osamu Dazai left the classroom with his things.

Before leaving, he nodded to Komaeda Nagito.

system:? ? ?

It suddenly felt that the host must have some kind of conspiracy when he said that the lottery was going to be decided.Dazai Osamu should not choose people so casually, does he know that someone will definitely be selected?Following this line of thought, the system felt that it seemed to understand something.

"Do you want to choose Komaeda?" It suddenly remembered that Komaeda Nagito is a lucky person who is called a super high school class, drawing lots or something, as long as he thinks, it must be a sure thing.

Osamu Dazai didn't speak, but the system felt that it probably guessed right.

However, is it really okay to choose Komaeda?If memory serves me, he seems to have mixed the milkshake with granulated sugar and lard.

System: Light the wax for the judges.

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A few years ago, Osamu Dazai and Nakahara visited Saitama in order to clean up a defected Hong Kong gangster.

The defector is a woman named Yoko Nasu.

In fact, the matter was not very serious at first. Yoko Nasu escaped from the Mafia only because she wanted to live with her lover in peace and stability.But unfortunately, her lover seems to be with her in order to obtain information from her about members of Hong Kong gangsters, and she has been deceiving her from beginning to end.

"Thanks to Nakaya, Nasu didn't know the truth when she died, and she thought her lover really loved her," Osamu Dazai told this bleak love story very plainly, "The undercover agent of the hostile force I have been hiding in Saitama, because it is very troublesome to find, so we went to Orihara Rinya to buy information, and later found out that the person was mixed in a local organization..."

"Anyway, the man was killed in the end."

The system feels that Osamu Dazai is really not suitable for telling stories, but now is not the time to complain about it, "So Nakahara Nakaya's going to Saitama may have something to do with this?"

"Who knows?" Osamu Dazai said irresponsibly, "But...it doesn't matter to me what happened to Chuya. If someone kills him, I will definitely be very grateful to that person."

"..." Zhongyuan Zhong also seems to have just saved your life, right?Is that really a good thing to say?

The author has something to say:

If I remember correctly, Jue Shaoli, the drink that Zhi'er brought to Xinyue and the others was honey liquid made of sugar and lard.

In the end, it seems that he drank it by himself? ? ?