The male god suddenly came to my house and asked me if I was going to get married

After A and B live together as a married couple, A is so tired that he just wants to sleep every time, but B often has the energy to turn on the computer and work overtime. A can't help sighing to B: "Why are you so energetic?"

B: "Your physical strength is too weak. You are not willing to exercise with me at night."

A: "I was exercising with you at night, what were you doing just now?"

B: "..."

I found that B was taken aback by the colorful words he blurted out, and A was actually a little bit proud. He is often influenced by corrupt girlfriends. In fact, if he dared to say it, he could tease B so hard that he couldn't speak, but he didn't dare. .

B immediately discovered the New World and touched A's stomach, "You eat a lot, don't exercise, and sit for a long time, so you don't gain weight."

A: "My parents are both skinny, so they don't gain much weight anyway."

Immediately he found one, perhaps the only one, that had an advantage over B, "Your parents seem to be a little fatter." It means that B will be hereditary.

B looked at A and hooked his chin with a smile, "It's not good intentions, of course."

Although B didn't say it, A knows that he actually has a great sense of crisis. After all, men tend to gain weight after the age of 30.

But in fact, if B is a little fatter and looks like an old man, he will still be handsome, but thinking that B will no longer have good pectoral and abdominal muscles, tight waistline and buttocks, A still absolutely supports that B should exercise every day.

#A and B#

B bought a large house worth nearly 8.8 yuan in the high-tech zone. Because B’s friend had a relationship with the developer, he gave him a [-]% discount on the friendly price. B was too busy, so he asked A to look at the house for him. A thus met B's friend C.

Later, A found out that C was not only B's friend, but also his boss, but C himself said that he was a colleague, and C also told A about some things about B in the company. Only then did A know that B was more serious than he imagined. Better.

B is one of the few people who have been promoted the fastest and made the most money in this Sino-foreign joint venture investment bank in the past few years. Everyone is optimistic about him and loves him.

A is naturally honored, but because C is very busy, A has no contact with him since then.

B bought a house in City S, and A's family soon found out about it, and A's parents quickly called A.

There is no lack of envy and jealousy in the tone.

"B's family said that he bought a house in S City again. It's still a big house of [-] square meters, and the location is good."

Two hundred square meters?Isn't it more than one hundred and seven? A kept silent, thinking that B's parents were too exaggerated.

"Look at B, who is the same age as you, why is there such a big gap between you and him?"

What can we do, your genes are bad!But now he even belongs to me, will you feel a little more balanced in your mind?

"You are in finance. Isn't it easier to get into investment banking than those who study law? You are still young, so you should make more ventures! Look at him, his dad said he can earn millions a year!"

A: "..." Are there really so many?No exaggeration?

"You don't earn as much money as him, so we can figure it out. After all, your education is there. But his parents said he found a girlfriend. Why don't you have a shadow yet? It's okay for someone to introduce you to you." No, you are inferior to others in every way."

A: "Does he have a girlfriend?"

"Why not? His mother told me herself. Her proud look, huh..."

A is at a loss, B is a scumbag!

"I heard that he is in finance. He works in a private company and is in the middle management. He is good-looking and has a high degree of education. He has a master's degree. You don't know, when the mother said it, her head would go up to the sky. You It’s no worse than him, and you can find better ones anyway. Private companies are still not good. It’s best to find civil servants, those who have a leisurely job, and if the parents are the leaders at home…”

A: "..."

The description of this girlfriend is me!

A automatically blocked her mother's request for her daughter-in-law, thinking that your daughter-in-law is much better than his family's daughter-in-law, a graduate of the top domestic and top universities in the United States~ Now there is still money and a future...

"You have to find a girlfriend quickly, otherwise you should register an account online. We saw that some people did meet on a dating website, and they would be very happy after getting married..."

A: "Mom, I have a work phone number."

A waits for B to come back from a business trip and asks him: "You told your family that you have a girlfriend? You also talked about buying a house?"

B: "Well. If you want my dad to come to help with the decoration, there is no way not to tell them."

A: "Am I asking about my girlfriend?"

B: "I didn't say girlfriend, I just said I made friends, isn't it you? You look like you're going to smile or not, you clearly understand that you want me to coax you on purpose?"

A: "It's really boring, can't you coax me?"

B: "Don't you like the golden rabbit I brought you?"

A nodded happily, "I like it, but why did you bring the golden rabbit as a souvenir. Vulgar!"

B: "The more vulgar the better, you can see its value at a glance. If I bring you a Jade Guanyin, you will know how much it is worth?"

A: "..." Well, that's right.He is such a vulgar person, and he also likes vulgar things like gold.