Our priest may be ill

"What's the matter with this person?" Gong Tianxue was puzzled, "You asked me to play the piano just now, why did you suddenly vomit blood?"

Li Hufa used his body to resist the limp Zuo Lang who was sliding straight down, pinched his pulse gate with one hand, and said: "The pulse condition is slippery, and both qi and blood are lost."

Gong Tianxue rubbed his chin: "It means that he is already weak, and I can't blame the leader for this matter..." He suddenly remembered that he intended to anger Li Hufa, and when he rolled his eyes, he changed his tone. "Hey, poor boy, why did you vomit blood? You are so weak, how will you bear the favor of my leader in the future. Protector Li, go, cook a bowl of yokan for Mr. Zuo to nourish your body."

Li Hufa looked at Gong Tianxue hesitantly.

"What are you looking at, don't hurry up." Gong Tianxue snatched Zuo Lang up, hugged him horizontally, and walked downstairs with great strides.

Zuo Lang was awakened by a burst of fragrance.

Zuo Lang's nose shrugged into the air, but he couldn't tell what the scent was. It was like chicken and sheep, and there was a faint fragrance of bamboo shoots in the deliciousness.

He was so tired that he couldn't open his eyes for a while.

I could only hear the two people on the bedside talking.

One has a domineering tone, directing this and that, the other speaks very little, and only agrees when No.1 gives orders.

"Don't hang out with that Zhao Tiande all day long. When Lang'er marries me, you have to serve him like me. Do you hear me?"

"Ah."

"Don't just promise it verbally, when Lang'er wakes up, you will feed him soup here, and I will watch from the side to see if you can serve others."

"Ah."

"Mmmmmm, except oh yes."

"..."

Zuo Langxin said that the voice of giving orders was a bit familiar, and when he thought about it, he remembered what happened before he fell into a coma. Yes, although the beauty's hands were white and slender, somehow, when they fell on the strings, they made such a terrible sound. The sound, Zuo Lang seemed to be hit on the head by someone before he fainted, his ears roared, and then he didn't know anything.

Thinking of this, Zuo Lang shuddered and woke up.

In the blur, I saw a black figure sitting by the bed.

"You're awake." The young man in black said expressionlessly.

Although his attitude was cold and rigid, his subordinates moved in an orderly manner. The young man in black erected the pillow, helped Zuo Lang to sit up, picked up the white porcelain bowl, and slowly stirred it with a spoon of the same color. The aroma of the soup permeated the air. Time, only the soft sound of spoons colliding with porcelain bowls around.

Zuo Lang stared at the white porcelain bowl in the young man's hand, and swallowed.He didn't bother to look up at Gong Tianxue who was standing behind the bed curtain.

The young man took a spoonful of porridge, and continued to say in that neither salty nor light tone: "The pulse condition is slippery, and both Qi and blood are deficient. This bowl of yokan is for you."

After finishing speaking, he raised the spoon seriously and held it out in front of Zuo Lang.

This servant is quite dumb, Zuo Lang thought to himself, in fact, he has never served anyone before, he has never seen a servant who sits a little higher than his master when he serves his meal.

And what happened to that dead face?

Although he was a little weird in his heart, Zuo Lang was still hungry, so he took a sip from the young man's hand, it didn't matter if he took a sip, his mind went blank, as if his whole body was melted in the delicious yokan.

After a long time, he sighed: "Is this yokan? I have never eaten such delicious yokan."

The young man nodded: "It is freshly cooked, it is naturally delicious."

"Then why does it taste like chicken soup?" Zuo Lang took another sip and asked his doubts.

"It is made of chicken broth, diced bamboo shoots, diced mushrooms, and diced yams."

Zuo Lang looked at the young man unexpectedly: "You did it?"

"En." The young man nodded.

Zuo Lang couldn't help but carefully looked at this young man. It turned out that he was not an ordinary servant, but a chef in the dining room. No wonder he looked like he had never served anyone well. These days, the famous chef in Chang'an City is much more expensive than a scholar point.

If you can get in touch with him, you will not only be lucky, but you will also be able to invite him to host a banquet in the future, which will add credit to Zuo Lang.

Thinking about it this way, Zuo Lang's look of contempt for servants suddenly eased into a kind smile, and he smiled at the young man: "Thank you very much, I don't know how to call you?"

"Li Chou." Li Hufa said.

"Li Chou?" Zuo Lang was startled, why is the name so strange.

"Yes, He Zhouchou."

"Haha, such a good name, it really is not an ordinary person." Zuo Lang praised.

Seeing that the atmosphere between the two of them was still tense just now, it was obvious that Li Hufa would not be able to make a small fuss, and Zuo Lang looked down on him again.

Suddenly, somehow, they became rapport.

Standing behind the bed curtain, Gong Tianxue was completely ignored. Seeing that Zuo Lang made an inch of progress, after asking yokan, he even asked Li Hufa's name, how could this be casually revealed to others?Gong Tianxue suddenly lost her temper.

Zuo Lang still wanted to have a chat with Li Hufa, when suddenly a person rushed out from behind the bed curtain, rolled the white porcelain bowl into his hands like a gust of wind, sat on the head of the bed with a "boom", pushed Li Hufa away, and hastily disturbed him. Stirring the yokan, he stabbed Zuo Lang's mouth with a hard spoon.

"Ouch!"

Zuo Lang's front teeth were slapped hard, and tears came out immediately.

"Thief Hozen, are you blind!"

Zuo Lang was used to swearing, so after finishing speaking, he took a closer look, only to see that beautiful woman who was dreaming of a celestial being was holding a white porcelain bowl, looking at him with dark eyes.

Zuo Lang suddenly became clever.

For some reason, he felt a burst of murderous aura rushing towards him.

The hairs stood on end, and the skin on the back seemed to be pulled tight by an invisible force.

Boom, boom——

Just when Zuo Lang thought he was about to be pierced through his brain by a porcelain spoon and splash blood on the carved bed, the spoon on his lips moved back half a minute.

Gong Tianxue burst out five words: "Open your mouth, I'll feed you."

If we say that Protector Li just lacks experience in serving people.

Then Gong Tianxue was not born to serve others, and under his watchful eyes, the person being served would tremble in every move.Zuo Lang reluctantly finished the yokan, and he couldn't taste the delicacy in his mouth.

However, Zuo Lang, a young man of Zuo Lang's age, is so daring that he can forget his unhappiness in a blink of an eye.

At night, the red candles that created the atmosphere in the brothel were burning, illuminating Gong Tianxue's bright and charming beauty, and the weirdness in Zuo Lang's heart disappeared completely. Who could Gong Tianxue be?It's just a young man in a brothel. Could it be that a young man in a brothel who has no strength to restrain a chicken can still kill people?

All are hallucinations.

At this moment, the beauty is close at hand, and she can be embraced by just reaching out.

Zuo Lang's mind was restless again.

Looking at the beauty's pure and beautiful side face like Xue Jiyunqing, Zuo Lang's heart was full of reverie, but he was conceited as a romantic saint, and refused all simple and rude seductive techniques, let alone provocative beauty like Gong Tianxue, let alone use it. .flow means.

Zuo Lang wiped his flat sleeves, coughed lightly, put one hand on the railing, and asked, "Master, are you in a bad mood?"

Gong Tianxue was indeed in a bad mood. He was staring at two figures in the light and shadow downstairs, one black and one white, they were Li Hufa and Zhao Tiande, these two people had been glued together since they wrote the plaque, especially Zhao Tiande, especially shamelessly, always followed behind Protector Li, calling "Brother Li" and "Brother Li".

Thinking of this, Gong Tianxue frowned slightly.

Seeing Zuo Lang felt anxious for a while, he was a great lover of Zuo, and he couldn't see beautiful women sad.

"How about I tell you a joke?" Zuo Lang suggested.

Gong Tianxue was absent-minded: "Speak."

"There was an emperor who loved to play the qin, but he played it so poorly that the court officials and concubines couldn't bear the sound of his qin. The emperor searched the entire court, but he couldn't find a soulmate. He sent a decree to bring a death row prisoner from the prison. The emperor promised: "As long as you say that the widow plays the qin well, I will save you from death." Guess what?"

Zuo Lang laughed twice to himself, and said: "The emperor's qin has just been played halfway, and the death row prisoner begged, please give me a happy time!"

Zuo Lang is a funny person, he talks about things figuratively, is very lively, and can shake the burden just right, there are very few people who he can't laugh at.

Gong Tianxue cast a sideways glance at him, and said coldly, "Are you laughing at me?"

Zuo Lang was clever, remembering what happened during the day, he hurriedly apologized with a smile: "Of course not, no, son, your piano skills are superb, it's just that Xiaosheng has no luck to enjoy it. Well, as an apology, Xiaosheng will tell another joke. Don't laugh, Xiaosheng is willing to be punished."

Gong Tianxue pouted: "Let's talk."

Zuo Lang laughed twice, approached quietly, and said in Gong Tianxue's ear: "A master has no inkling, he just wants to get promoted and get rich, and in order to curry favor with his boss, he specially set up a sumptuous banquet for the county magistrate. When drinking, the master asked flatteringly: "How many sons does my grandfather have?" The county magistrate said without hesitation: "There are two dogs and sons, how about you?" The county magistrate asked back, but the master was stumped. I still modestly call my son a 'gouzi', how should I call my child?"

Having said this, Zuo Lang paused again, creating an atmosphere of suspense.

As expected, Gong Tianxue turned her face sideways, staring at Zuo Lang with her clear black and white eyes.

Zuo Lang then continued: "The master pondered for a while, and replied: 'I only have a five-year-old little bastard.' Hahahahahaha——"

It's absolutely perfect, Zuo Lang thought while laughing, if he doesn't laugh at this joke, it can be said to be very inhuman.

While laughing until tears blurred his eyes, Zuo Lang peeked at Gong Tianxue out of the corner of his eye, but saw Gong Tianxue's frosty face, without any smile at all.

Zuo Lang choked up with a "hiccup".

"Don't think I don't understand, are you mocking me for being uneducated??" Gong Tianxue secretly squeezed the railing tightly, and the fragile wooden structure shattered softly.

"This—" Zuo Lang never expected that the beauty's thinking angle would be so tricky.

Seeing the beauty flushed with anger, Zuo Lang hastily swore: "So what if I'm uneducated. To tell you the truth, I am also uneducated. It's just that I have a few filthy money and an obsession with the young master. If the young master can trust me , I am willing to go bankrupt to redeem my son.”

After Zuo Lang finished speaking, he wished he could transform into an outer body, patted himself on the shoulder and said, "Sage of True Love"!

Gong Tianxue narrowed her eyes and looked at Zuo Lang.

Seeing that there was something going on, Zuo Lang was secretly delighted, put one hand on the railing, blocked Gong Tianxue, and whispered softly: "As long as you nod your head, after tonight... I will go to my family's bank to get a thousand taels of silver." , come to redeem your son, how about it?"

Downstairs, Hufa Li was talking to Zhao Tiande, suddenly he felt something, and looked back upstairs.

I saw red candles shining on it, and Gong Tianxue was standing opposite to the elder brother from the embroidery workshop during the day, where the veil was half hidden, and the two of them were almost stuck together.

Li Hufa paused, and suddenly a feeling of emptiness passed over his heart.

Zhao Tiande was speaking with great interest and high spirits. He didn't see Li Hufa agreeing for a while, and was puzzled: "Brother Li? Brother Li? What are you thinking?"

Gong Tianxue was about to slap Zuo Lang away, but her eyes fell downstairs inadvertently, and found that Li Hufa was looking up, looking at this side.

He immediately smiled and said, "Okay, it's all up to you."

Zuo Lang was overjoyed, and walked away energetically with Gong Tianxue on his arm, but he didn't see a handprint with five fingers clearly left on the railing behind him.

Seeing the two people upstairs leaving, Li Hufa came back to his senses and said to Zhao Tiande: "Let's go first."

After speaking, he walked away.

"Brother Li——" Zhao Tiande wanted to ask something, but thinking that Li Hufa was always a taciturn person, he would definitely not chatter with him, so he had to give up.

The author has something to say: Chen Tianjiao Small Theater:

Gong Tianxue: (stirring it) Such a good yokan, it's not good to be soiled with brains.

Zuo Lang:? ? ?

Note:

1. The two jokes are from ancient joke books, online version, which one is not verified.

2. The avatar clapped his shoulders and praised himself, from "Fortress Besieged".