Our priest may be ill

After Gong Tianxue took the live broadcast equipment home, the first problem she encountered was——

won't work.

Will not pretend.

What the hell?What a mess, ahhhhhh!

After playing with it all afternoon, Gong Tianxue was on the verge of collapse. You must know that his hands are very strong, and it is considered restraint not to crush the bracket into pieces.

Li Chou saw that he had been tinkering for a long time, so he came over to have a look. After watching for a while, Li Chou found an instruction manual from the plastic chat bubble, and assembled a series of things such as a tripod, a spotlight, a mobile phone holder, and a speaker according to the instruction manual. .

"Wow, Ah Chou, you are amazing." Gong Tianxue stared.

Li Chou smiled and said, "After you know how to read, you can be as good as me."

"It doesn't matter, as long as there is one strong person in our family." Gong Tianxue said with a smile.

After the hardware and software are installed, the next step is to plan the live content.

Gong Tianxue thought hard for a while, and he felt that as long as he put his face up, no matter what content was broadcast live, he could receive money.

However, there must be something to do, otherwise, if you don't do anything, you will bore him to death.

Gong Tianxue had a flash of inspiration, and his eyes turned to the next room. How about taking the children live? When he took the children to the street, he had a high rate of turning heads.

"Ah Chou, Ah Chou!" Gong Tianxue ran over immediately, wanting to ask Li Chou to borrow Han Zhan.

After hearing his reason for coming, Li Chou said, "No."

Gong Tianxue felt wronged: "Why?"

"The instructions say that strong light and radiation are not good for infants and young children." Li Chou said.

"……All right."

Li Chou is always justified and cannot refute.

"Then what am I going to broadcast live?" Gong Tianxue fell into thinking again, thinking about something is really not suitable for the Great Hierarch.

"I think of three plans, you can see if you can." Li Chou said.

"Huh? There are actually three plans?" Gong Tianxue was surprised.

"The first one is to perform qigong, just like what you do on the construction site, just to borrow a little bit of the heat from that video." Li Chou said.

"You can try this." Gong Tianxue said enthusiastically.

"The second one is to perform carpentry work. I see that many people on the Internet like to watch this kind of handmade live broadcast. It can be used to build a shelf for our flower garden. The scenery outside our yard is also good, which should be very attractive. Human." Li Chou said.

"This is also great." Gong Tianxue praised.

"The third one is food preparation and cooking. We have natural advantages in this area. We can control the temperature with zhenqi and chop food." Li Chou paused, "The only problem now is that you can't cook. gone."

Gong Tianxue: "..."

After some discussions between the two, the first two plans were finally decided.

Gong Tianxue enthusiastically applied for a live broadcast room, turned on the device, and started to look at the camera. At the same time, she saw her face appear on the phone screen. It was so beautiful. After Gong Tianxue carefully examined her face , commented pertinently.

Next, he punched the camera as planned.

It's the kind that old men often play in the park.

Although it looks ordinary, it is indeed a good move to move the muscles and bones and open the meridians before performing the exercises.

Li Chou watched in front of the door. Gong Tianxue took the matter of making money from live broadcasting so seriously, so he couldn't help smiling. Although Gong Tianxue hated Han Zhan, she was really kind to Han Zhan.

Two hours passed.

The "Qigong Master's Live Studio" was still empty.

Number of people online: 0

Don't talk about earning money by tipping, there is not even one person here, Gong Tianxue is very upset, her self-esteem is hurt.

He plunged into Li Chou's arms, whimpering and saying, "I'm quitting! I'm quitting! I'm going to the construction site to move bricks! Contractors are cuter than netizens!"

Li Chou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "How long will it take, just wait."

Gong Tianxue scolded the netizens angrily, and then returned to the camera.

"Hey hey!!"

He was pleasantly surprised to find that a rose floated out of the screen.

A little angel named "Rouge" appeared in the empty audience list in the live broadcast room, a very eye-catching line.

Next to her chat history.

Rouge: Hey, why is there no one?What about Qigong masters?

Rouge: la la la la la~

Rouge: Wow, [rose]

Rouge: My brother is so handsome! !Oh my god, is it live right now?Yeah?Or play the video? ?

Although Gong Tianxue is illiterate, she still knows a few commonly used words. The key is the word "handsome". This little angel has a good eye, he thought, and maintaining a polite smile, he nodded towards the camera and said with a smile: "Yes It's live, hello."

Rouge: [nosebleed]

After a long time, Rouge didn't respond, didn't speak, just hung there.

Gong Tianxue was wondering if she had scared people away, but after 5 minutes, a bunch of roses suddenly floated up, filling the lower left corner instantly.

Rouge kept swiping roses, and after swiping a large screen, she said: Why can't my brother figure out how to use this name and cover?If it wasn't for wandering around, I definitely wouldn't have come in, brother, hurry up and change the cover to your own photo!

Gong Tianxue is inexplicable, what is the cover?

No matter what it is, it is something that the sponsors are very concerned about, so let's figure it out.

He took off his mobile phone, jumped out of the live broadcast room, and sure enough, he saw a place for a picture under the words "Qigong master's live broadcast room". , the picture is still very blurry, it should be a temporary snapshot...

It actually matches the name "Qigong Master's Live Streaming Room".

Gong Tianxue clicked to reset the cover, took a picture of her face with a smirk, and uploaded it.And changed the name of the live broadcast room to: Come and worship the leader!

However, after two simple operations, a steady stream of viewers poured into the live broadcast room. Before Gong Tianxue was ready to punch, the live broadcast room was full of viewers.

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhhhh

"Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick!!!!"

Apart from howling and words of unknown meaning, there seemed to be no other normal, rational and meaningful sentences on the screen.

Gong Tianxue rubbed the dimples on her face with a smile, and began to think whether boxing alone would be a bit boring, so what are you doing?

This little unconscious action of his caused another climax of brushing roses, and the number of simultaneous online broadcasts in the live broadcast room quickly reached the upper limit of ordinary live broadcast rooms.

"Brother Leader!!!! Show you a rocket, can you upgrade the live broadcast room!!!!"

Gong Tianxue was thinking about what a rocket is, when he saw a burst of fireworks on the screen, a short and thick rocket appeared in the middle, and it swayed left and right a few times.

"Damn, patronize the beautiful brother, forgot to tip the reward, let people get ahead of you 5555555..."

"Hurry up!!!"

One after another gifts were swiped up, and special effects appeared one after another on the screen, and Gong Tianxue's face could not be seen for a while.In line with the principle of earning money first, Gong Tianxue dedicatedly read the names of all the viewers who gave gifts, and upgraded the live broadcast room to a high level.

Under the guidance of enthusiastic viewers, he registered on Weibo. Unfortunately, he cannot add V without an ID card. He is still a hacker, but this does not prevent his fans from rapidly growing to 1000+.

The plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and the content planned by him and Li Chou was useless. Instead, Gong Tianxue broadcasted a live broadcast of how the beautiful brother of Village Netcom upgraded the live broadcast room, registered Weibo and WeChat, and downloaded photo editing software under the guidance of netizens. And so on a series of activities, has been tinkering until midnight.

After Li Chou told Han Zhan the bedside story "Jing Ke Assassins Qin", Han Zhan got up and went to the hall after listening to Jing Ke being tied into a hornet's nest by the prince and divided into five horses.

Both of them have cultivation bases, so they don't have to sleep at night, sometimes they will go to see the night view when they are interested, but they are always awake for a long time, and they will feel bored. Therefore, when the time comes at night, the two of them will wash up and go to bed like ordinary people.

When it was late at night, Li Chou asked Gong Tianxue to rest, but Gong Tianxue looked excited, immersed in the worship of the crowd, and found the feeling of being the leader of Chentian, who responded to everyone.

This feeling has been gone for thousands of years, but it is deeply rooted in Gong Tianxue's memory. Recovering the original feeling is like returning to the glory days of the Chentian Sect.

Protector Wang, Protector Zhang, Little Mushroom, Master Master... and the elders have all disappeared in the torrent of time now.

Gong Tianxue's joy was mixed with some melancholy.

……

"Is it still live?"

Come and worship our leader!In the live broadcast room, outside the screen, there was a second voice.

Although the tone was gentle, it was clearly a male voice.

The young man with picturesque eyebrows in the camera turned his face sideways, his impeccable face seemed to be covered with a layer of holy light, and the bright light flowed through his eyes, like a shimmering sky flying in the morning sun. Butterfly.

"Ah Chou, you are done." Gong Tianxue smiled happily, unlike the polite smile in front of the screen, he liked Li Chou outside the camera from the bottom of his heart, from a long time ago until now , has never changed. If there is a change, it is because this love is getting deeper and deeper, just like storing a jar of fine wine in my heart, which will become more mellow with time.Only when facing Li Chou, Gong Tianxue's face is unbelievably beautiful, but he himself does not know this.

Therefore, it also looks more cute.

There was a brief pause in the live broadcast room, no one spoke, and no one gave gifts, for fear of blocking one corner of this perfect picture.

They are all secretly looking forward to whether the person outside the camera will appear in the camera?What is his relationship with Gong Tianxue?Gong Tianxue's expression clearly shows that she likes the other party very much.

What kind of person should be able to be loved so intently by Gong Tianxue?

Must be a very beautiful person, right?

……

They ended up disappointed.

Because Gong Tianxue turned off the camera.

……

Are you kidding me, why show Li Chou to irrelevant people?Gong Tianxue thought carefully, how many novels about wits and beautiful women are all about the wit showing the embroidered portrait of the beautiful woman to the dude before going out, and then putting on the green hat when he turned around. People are still very familiar, and we must not fall into the pit of the predecessors again.

"Come as soon as you come, sleep right away." Gong Tianxue said.

"Have you washed? You are not allowed to go to bed without washing your feet." Li Chou frowned.

"Oh..." Gong Tianxue agreed, even today, Li Chou's obsession with cleanliness is still so serious.

He is already a fairy, he doesn't eat grains, his true energy flows around his body, and he can also keep out dust, so why do he need to wash his feet?It's not all about coping with Li Chou's cleanliness.

After Gong Tianxue left, Li Chou approached the tripod, glanced at the working microphone, and turned it off helplessly.

Gong Tianxue thief is one part, and the thick line is another part, so that he always feels good about himself, but he doesn't know that there is a big loophole behind.

The next day.

As soon as Gong Tianxue turned on the phone, a lot of Weibo and WeChat messages popped up.

There are also several text messages from the only number saved on this phone: Liu Yushou.

For some reason, Liu Yushou suddenly became very enthusiastic again, and strongly invited Gong Tianxue to go to the company to sign a contract, and train him according to the best resources allocated to newcomers.

Gong Tianxue tilted her head, wondering if she didn't finish her sentence yesterday, did she leave Liu Yushou some fantasy?

When he opened Weibo, he would know why Liu Yushou suddenly revived.

More than 3 new fans, [-] comments, if he hadn't posted a single Weibo, he might have been retweeted and liked by hundreds of thousands of people.

#直播间惊现巨世美男子# This kind of TAG, which looks like a hype title of a third-rate advertising company, was rushed to the top ten of the hot search list, but no one asked what it was after watching the live video of the topic’s built-in top. Questions such as the hype of the advertising company, because Gong Tianxue's face is too convincing, if the static can be said to be an ancient handsome man with picturesque features, and the dynamic is the soul-stirring fairy brother.

Some netizens said that just looking at the gif of him smiling from the side can take a whole morning.

The number of new fans is still rising, and there are also many private messages from the entertainment industry to discuss cooperation, and the prices are very sincere, at least much higher than moving bricks.

Gong Tianxue is very satisfied with the overnight popularity. His only problem now is, without an ID card, how can he withdraw the 5 yuan from the live broadcast account? ?

That's right, it's fifty thousand, followed by four zeros, Gong Tianxue counted it twice to confirm that there is no problem.

He made [-] yuan in one night, and he didn't do anything! !

Modern people can make money by swiping their faces, Gong Tianxue has decided, from now on he will live stream drinking water, live stream sleeping, live stream walking, and make a fortune from then on, Han Zhan’s milk powder can be bought as much as he wants, and Li Chou’s sword tassels want to be exchanged for gold Those who want to exchange gold, those who want to exchange diamonds, those who want to exchange diamonds.

Well, this is a good plan, Gong Tianxue rubbed his chin and thought.

The problem of milk powder money was solved, and the happy and peaceful atmosphere in their nest was restored.

Until one day, a private message appeared on Gong Tianxue's Weibo.

Wang Datu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! !

Wang Datu: Is it me?Are you there? ?I am a descendant of Protector Wang!I can show the two pornographic books handed down by my family as proof! ! ! !

Wang Datu: [Picture] [Picture]

Wang Datu: It’s like this. My son inherited his father’s career and has been committed to carrying forward his family’s learning. At present, there are also my own works published on several websites, but unfortunately they are temporarily blocked during the anti-pornography period. This is how I want to write a book to follow You and Li Hufa are the protagonists of the book, and I really want to meet you in person. I guarantee that every chapter of this book will be reviewed by you, and I will only post it if you say it is okay! ! !

Wang Datu: This is my contact information XXXXX

Wang Datu: Please be sure to answer me! ! ! !I am a loyal CP fan who grew up watching the ancestral portraits of you and Li Hufa! ! !

As for whether the leader has returned.

Well, you guessed it.

The author has something to say:

The extra episode is also over~~~Scattering Flowers!

Easter egg 1: Wang Datu, who has applied for the authorization of the leader, feels very happy.

Easter egg 2: The blogger in Xi’an has 3 followers and needs to file for the record, and the leader was arrested because of this... It’s strange, because this article is empty, and it’s been posted since Chang’an!now!up!!

Easter egg 3: My CP language confused Fei children's shoes, wrote a story about "the appearance is evil and cool, and the heart loves to play house Gong and Yan Control Shou are gay in the world of pink bubbles Marysu", You don’t need money if you’re not cute, guide the way: “I’ll just see and not touch you [Quick Transmigration]”.