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Mathematics and Chinese are together.English called Mathematics before leaving China, "I want to ask you one last question..."

Mathematics interrupted him, "tan90." Then hung up.

Mathematics knows that he is not a good person, because all his good things are given to Chinese.Maybe he once really wanted to be better with English, but when English hurt Chinese, it all disappeared.

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Mathematics and Chinese have known each other for thousands of years.Since the first person on the land of China who can truly be called a human spoke the first word, Chinese was born.Then Cangjie created characters, and from characters to sentences, he finally wrote.A hundred schools of thought contend, Chinese has shown its great charm and role.

Mathematics was born a little later than Chinese, and Mathematics has been raised by him when Chinese is sensible.He drew a lot of characters from his body to Mathematics, so that Mathematics has a complete body.From one to [-] million, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are all given to him in Chinese.

But Chinese is very busy every day, busy with various debates, busy helping people write books and argue, and busy adding bricks and tiles for everyone to be officials.Mathematics is basically in a state of being freed. When Dayu controlled the water, he took him there and added a Pythagorean tendon to him.By the time I knew Chinese, it was already very late. Dayu lost his math because he was late, and he was given a different name by others.

On the one hand, Chinese blames himself, and on the other hand, he is dissatisfied that mathematics is not like himself at all. Mathematics, which was raised by himself in the beginning, has become so indifferent, stubborn and ignorant.He blamed himself for not daring to appear in front of mathematics.

When Mathematics finally became an adult, seeing Mathematics being so indifferent to him, he became angry again—why Mathematics is so indifferent to me!He was clearly brought up by me, and I gave him his original body!No one in the world can live without me, but not necessarily him, he is so indifferent to me!

Zhong Zhong was furious, and he decided that he would also face mathematics with a cold face.So both sides had a cold war, and the First World War lasted another thousand years.

During the Yuan Dynasty, a man named Marco Polo brought some new knowledge to the land of China, and all these things begged for Chinese translation on their knees.Although the Chinese looked disgusted, they still translated them well.

Mathematics sees these messy learnings pestering the Chinese in turn, watching the Chinese babbling about their "non-orthodox" in their mouths, but carefully translating stroke by stroke in their hands, and I feel very annoyed.He thought—China is obviously mine alone, what are these things for? !

Later, the Yuan Dynasty was destroyed, and the Zhu Ming Dynasty ruled the country.As soon as the sea ban policy came out, all these studies were quieted down, and mathematics was at least relieved.

The Qing Dynasty entered the customs and the Qing Dynasty was established.But for hundreds of years, the gate of the country was broken.Along with foreigners came in, there were also all kinds of learning—physics, chemistry, philosophy...English.

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The first encounter between English and mathematics was at the residence of a minister going to Europe. Of course, Chinese was also there.No one knows, in an instant, English fell in love with mathematics at first sight.

English came to China with the minister.

At the beginning, English couldn't understand the words of mathematics, and couldn't understand the words of mathematics.It took him more than a year to become friends with Mathematics and know Mathematics' identity.So he traveled thousands of miles back to China and packed a huge gift.

"Mathematics! This is for you, alpha, beta, omega, cos, sin, tan." He paused and opened another box, "Here are 26 letters." His face suddenly turned red.

Mathematics was very excited, and was very happy to have found such a friend.So he ate all these things in front of English.He thought, if Chinese can also become friends with English, it would be great. I really hope that if I like it, Chinese can also like it.

Maybe I was too happy, Mathematics unconsciously expressed the thoughts in my heart.English was shocked, such a rigorous subject of mathematics, it would be unconsciously like this.He said, "Do you like Chinese very much?" English is different from Chinese, and he has always been straightforward and reckless.

Mathematics was a bit embarrassed, but he still replied with a dull face, "Yes, it is a very important subject for me."

English was a bit sad, but he still said bravely, "Mathematics, I like you too."

Mathematics laughed hahaha, "I like you too."

English clearly understands that Mathematics misunderstood his liking, but at the moment Mathematics said "I like you very much", he still couldn't help but feel like a deer.Mathematics is good, he thought, really good.I really want to be with him myself, I really hope that he can also like me, like he likes Chinese.

Mathematics feels that English is a bit sticky recently, so that he can't have dinner with Chinese every day.Finally one day, he said to English: "English, what have you been doing recently?"

"Huh?" I don't understand English.

"Um... You seem to be more enthusiastic with you recently?" Mathematics didn't know how to speak.

English smiled, "Yeah, because love is hot. Don't you know? I like you and want to be with you!"

Mathematics was taken aback by his words, "You know, I have a favorite subject."

"Chinese, isn't it? I know, but I think I love you more than him and I am more suitable for you." English held her face and looked at mathematics.

Mathematics sighed, "I'm sorry, English. I will only like Chinese in my life." He paused, "I think we should probably keep a proper distance."

From this day on, English has never seen mathematics again.He was flustered at first, and then turned to anger—all because of Chinese.