unexpected love

Li Yunhan was bored and sat on the bench not knowing what to do. The TV hanging on the ward was playing a boring variety show. He glanced at his phone and it was only 01:30. Desperately, he wondered if it would be like this every day in the future Get over it!

He glanced at Xia Tingfang, this kid slept soundly after lunch, he was about to call him when he woke up by himself.Xia Tingfang stretched his waist, "Ah~ I slept so well!"

He saw Li Yunhan next to him with a stern face, and asked kindly, "What's the matter? Feeling bloated after eating too much shit for lunch?" Li Yunhan stared at him, "You're the one who ate too much shit! Oh, Xia Tingfang, I really regret it. You are better than riding a bicycle, which made me sit here bored, now I should be sitting in the classroom and studying happily!"

"Oh, speaking of studying! Although I am sitting in the hospital now, I will not let go of every opportunity to study! Eunuch Li, please give me my memorial!" Xia Ting spread his hands and motioned for Li Yunhan to take the book give him. "Okay, this pretense is really good!" Li Yunhan didn't believe that Xia Tingfang would take it seriously, so he casually gave him the book.Xia Tingfang took it and looked at the chemistry book and yelled dissatisfiedly, "Change it for me, I want physics!"

"Take it yourself!" Li Yunhan was bullying Xia Tingfang again so he couldn't get out of bed, so he took out his mobile phone triumphantly. "You just keep pulling! When I can go to the ground, you will be the first person to hit me!" Xia Tingfang suddenly knocked the book on Li Yunhan's head, Li Yunhan snatched the book from Xia Tingfang's hand, and did not forget to hit it back Molested and touched his face, "Did you forget the lesson of taking your clothes off last time? You unfilial son dare to hit your father!"

Xia Tingfang was just trying to be brave. If he really got into a fight with Li Yunhan and killed him, he was very sensible and didn't fight back. He said silently, "Give me back the book." Li Yunhan snorted and threw the book to him.

"Where is the chemistry teaching in our class?" Xia Tingfang asked, "When I went to your class to help you pick up the books today, your class was teaching chemistry. You should have taught electrolytic cells." Li Yunhan thought for a while and said.

"Tch, I just went to the electrolytic cell, and I know how to take 3 of the compulsory courses!" He said to himself and flipped a page casually, and Li Yunhan couldn't help laughing when he heard it, "You're going to die if you don't pretend!"

"Where did I pretend to be, I was good or not, otherwise how did I come to be the number one in my grade, I am too lazy to talk to you, please don't disturb my study, please?" Xia Tingfang gave him a disgusted look, picked up the pen and prepared to write exercise book.Li Yunhan didn't say anything, let's see how he pretends.

An hour later, Xia Tingfang pretended to be quite decent. Sometimes he was nervous and scratched his hair when he encountered a problem, and then he yelled happily when he came up with the answer. He couldn't concentrate on playing the game, so he pushed Xia Tingfang's shoulder angrily, "Can you fucking stop ohhhh! You're fucked!"

"Can you stop disturbing my study?" Xia Tingfang looked serious, and Li Yunhan thought that he should clap his hands and call this dude a good pretender. Blind your eyes, you don't even know your father's name is Li Yunhan, hum!

In the end, the books drawn out were five plus three in English, which he was least good at. The reason why his ranking was always behind Xia Tingfang was because of his poor English.But he had no choice but to lose face, he threw the book heavily on the small table in front of Xia Ting, and sat down on the seat next to him, "I'm sorry, I have to study, I really feel uncomfortable if I don't study for a minute ah!"

Xia Tingfang consciously moved over without losing his left foot, leaving more room for Li Yunhan, "Please, do you have a pen? I will provide you with one for free." Li Yunhan took it, Showing contempt for him, "Thank you." Then he buried himself in English very seriously.

He did a cloze, but he didn’t know the first word, and he only knew father and memory in the first sentence. Well... he thought about it, and decided to pay attention that this article must be about the author and his father. Reminiscence, he glanced at it, and there were four options in the first space, namely sad, worried, happy, unfortunate. He only knew happy and sad, and after thinking about it, since memories should be beautiful, he resolutely chose happy.

After the selection, he also clenched his fist like Xia Tingfang, and said softly, "En! You are right!" Xia Tingfang on the side began to pour cold water, "Li Yunhan, can you have some capital for pretending to be cool! You're right, you choose the first question. Wrong, it should be sad, whose father is happy after his death!" Xia Tingfang pointed to the English letters on the five plus three, "I didn't see the author say that there is a gardenia flower book in front of his house, which is the place where his father died. Planted in [-], the first empty means that whenever he sees this tree, he will be very sad. You fill in happy, I really admire it!"

With a dark face, Li Yunhan really wanted to slap Xia Tingfang to death. Is there anything in the world that is more shameful than pretending to fail? This is like you are bragging to the other party. Negate everything you just said.

"You are amazing, you pretending to be weird!" Li Yunhan threw the book on the ground angrily, stood up and went to the toilet, just about to go in, Xia Tingfang said from behind, "Eat slowly, don't choke!" Scared Li Yunhan slipped his foot and almost fell down, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry! I'll eat you slowly!"

When he came out, he saw Xia Tingfang working on the exercise book seriously. Li Yunhan continued to play the game. While playing, he found that Xia Tingfang had restrained a lot and kept his mouth shut. He thought it was very good. A mosquito-like voice said, "Li Yunhan, Li Yunhan."

"Say something quickly, fart as soon as you have something to say!" Li Yunhan replied impatiently. "I think #@～/#～#@" Xia Tingfang originally articulated his words clearly, but when he mentioned the key point, he started talking nonsense, "Fuck, speak well."

"I think @#:～/#" Xia Tingfang's words made Li Yunhan anxious, he hated people who only half-spoken in his life, and really wanted to punch him, "Speak up!"

"I want to go to the toilet!" Xia Tingfang was forced to yell out, Li Yunhan stared at him blankly, "Ah" Xia Tingfang showed a distressed expression afterwards, "I can't help it, what should I do!"

Li Yunhan has never experienced this kind of situation, and he doesn't know what to do, "How about I put a basin under your buttocks?" Xia Tingfang was anxious, twisting his buttocks, "Whatever, hurry up, I can't help it Stop it!" Li Yunhan took out a white basin from the toilet in a panic, put it under Xia Tingfang's buttocks, and seeing that he hadn't moved, he shouted, "You should take it off!"

"Look, I can't take it off." Xia Tingfang looked at him awkwardly, Li Yunhan felt that it was not a big girl who was ashamed, "Go up, I will close the curtain for you, and call me when you are done!"

Li Yunhan stood outside the blue face and waited for a long time, but Xia Tingfang did not see him. As he walked over, he shouted impatiently, "Can you hurry up?" Xia Tingfang saw his head stretched out, and hurriedly said, "Don't , Don’t look!” It was too late, Li Yunhan even showed him that.

Li Yunhan stretched his head over and was stunned, not to mention that he looked at little brother Xia Tingfang all over, and when he saw his half-turned buttocks, he felt a little itchy in his heart, and he felt a little hot in his ears, "You, Can you hurry up?" After speaking, he turned his head back.

After Xia Tingfang made an agreement, Li Yunhan pinched his nose and poured out the excrement in the basin. He came over and laughed at Xia Tingfang, "Hi! If I knew you were so small, I would give you a mineral water bottle, and it would be so troublesome to get a basin." !" Xia Tingfang pointed his middle finger at him, "How big is yours? 18cm? 20cm?"

Li Yunhan grabbed Xia Tingfang's middle finger hand, touched his crotch without thinking, and said triumphantly, "How is it, is it bigger than yours?!" Xia Tingfang didn't smile or get angry, He said blankly, "You..."

Li Yunhan suddenly realized something, froze and blushed instantly, threw off Xia Tingfang's hand and covered his crotch and stumbled towards the toilet, before closing the door, he called out to Xia Tingfang, "Don't get me wrong!"