love letter to summer

My heart was suddenly blocked.

Ye Ji took a deep breath, flipped through the comments aimlessly, trying to divert his attention.

I don't know when it started, but the focus of the scolding war has shifted from "Distant Star" to Sheng Xia himself. Many people called Sheng Xia a plagiarism dog.

Plagiarism?

Ye Ji felt baffled, he could count all the danmei novels he had read in his life on one hand, three of them were discarded after reading the beginning, and the remaining two... He absolutely did not copy them. Not even the slightest bit of character is borrowed.

Someone threw a link, saying it was a skin sticker.

Ye Ji clicked on it, and as soon as he entered, he saw "Totem" in large characters.

That was his first novel.

Thinking back three years ago, he and Xia Tang, the inseparable couple, were finally defeated by fate and entered different universities. At first, Ye Ji didn't think there was a big problem, but the time to see each other suddenly decreased a lot. After one semester, Ye Ji realized a serious problem - he and Xia Tang had fewer common topics.

In the past, they could talk to each other casually, for example, a new handsome guy was transferred to the class next door, a certain fat guy suddenly lost weight, two male students in their class were very ambiguous recently, yesterday's exam was difficult to die The question teacher must be menopause.

But now, Ye Ji didn't know who the pair of suspected dogs Xia Tang was talking about and what they looked like, and he couldn't talk to him about what he learned in school. Later, even life topics appeared that he couldn't talk about. "Blind spots".

It's no wonder that few couples in long-distance relationships can survive. The biggest problem with long-distance relationships is not that the two are not by each other's side, but that everyone is more and more like people from two worlds in their hearts.Even though the distance between him and Xia Tang was only 5 minutes by car, he also deeply felt that their circles were becoming more and more different, and their intersections were getting less and less.

He felt very uneasy, but Xia Tang, a heartless person, didn't realize it, so Ye Ji could only take the heavy responsibility of saving the friendship.

He began to think of ways to create "intersections", and the best way was of course to start with Xia Tang's hobbies.

So, after Xia Tang revealed his identity as a rotten boy, Ye Ji finally took the initiative to ask about BL for the first time after five years.

"Xiaotang, what BL novels have you been reading recently?"

Xia Tang thought that he had finally opened his mind and understood that Ren and Du were willing to abandon their conscience and turn to the dark, so they rushed up to him, enthusiastically introduced BL novels to him, and even gave him two physical books with relatively small and refreshing content. .

Ye Ji brought his books home, changed his clothes and took a shower, bent over his desk to open the scroll, planning to officially fall into the rotten sect.

Five minutes later, Ye Ji gritted his teeth and turned to the second page.

Ten minutes later, Ye Ji couldn't bear it anymore and changed to the second book.

After 10 minutes, Ye Ji completely collapsed.

Even though he is already bent, he still can't accept a man saying "you annoying little fairy" affectionately to another man, and he can't accept a man's skin is as smooth and delicate as silk without a single hair on it. There is something wrong with hormones, he should go to the doctor before talking about love.Moreover, the location of the prostate is not deep, and you can touch it with just a finger. The protrusion deeply buried in the intestine should not be called a prostate, but a tumor.

There were so many flaws, Ye Ji's mind was full of bullet screens instantly, and even the words on the book were almost blocked by the bullet screen.

Ye Ji opened the physics book, did two questions and calmed down for a while, the light bulb in his head suddenly lit up, and he came up with a good idea - just treat the little subject in the book as a woman.

Although seeing a woman twisting her waist and swinging her hips to seduce a man is somewhat physically unacceptable to gay Ye Ji, but it is better than seeing a woman twisting her waist and swinging her hips to seduce another man. The latter is simply psychological and physiological. Double torment.

Ye Ji spent one night and one morning, reading stop and go, stop and look, and finally finished the second danmei novel in his life.

then……

nothing more.

Apart from "heart-stuck", Ye Ji really couldn't think of any other words to describe his feelings.He tried to re-read another novel, but he still fled after reading the beginning.

Facts have proved that it is neither the quality of the novel nor the character of the author. He is simply not interested in this kind of novel.

The next day, Xia Tang clawed at the back of the chair, looked at Ye Ji expectantly, and asked him what he thought.

Ye Ji held back for a full minute, and finally confessed honestly: "It's boring."

Thus, a broad avenue that was already full of flowers was blocked in front of Ye Ji, and Ye Ji was in a hurry for a whole month.

However, as the saying goes, there is hope everywhere in life, and Feng Shui will turn it as soon as it says it will.

Right after finishing a physics problem, Ye Ji discovered a new direction in his life.

At that time Xia Tang was lying on his bed, holding the phone and sighing, Ye Ji keenly sensed the breath of "opportunity", and immediately asked: "What's wrong?"

Xia Tang turned over, buried half of her face in Ye Ji's pillow, and said in a buzzing voice: "Shang Leng CP feels like returning to the pre-liberation overnight——Zhou Papi, he robbed my wife and my land , I have no home to return to in the twelfth lunar month of winter, the surrounding fields are lonely and the sky is vast, and I am so desolate when I am hungry and cold.”

"..." Ye Ji asked, "What does cold CP mean?"

Xia Tang raised his head and glanced at him, then collapsed decadently: "You are out of character."

Ye Ji thought for a while seriously, and asked, "Did you just say 'out'?"

Xia Tang said "I am very tired".

But Ye Ji finally understood the meaning of Leng CP, and understood the reason why Xia Tang was so melancholy.

Ye Ji sat in the classroom, staring in a daze at the Hero diagram in the projection. At the moment when the professor switched the PPT to the next picture, a thought flashed into Ye Ji's mind: Since there is no text to read, then Just come and do it yourself to have enough food and clothing.

His family's daughter-in-law is fed by him himself.

And he can have another topic of conversation with Xia Tang again, so happy.

Ye Ji rushed back to the dormitory after class, turned on the computer, and searched for Xia Tangmeng's pair of cold CPs.

The pair of CPs came from a comic called "The Spring of Rosinante". Ye Ji found out the comic again and read it.

"The Spring of Rosinante" is about an unlucky guy who was hit by a car, and then crossed over to a horse named Rosinante for some reason, yes, it was Don Quixote's tough skinny horse , and then under the wise leadership of the protagonist, or Rocinante—of course, he will occasionally open a golden finger—Don Quixote no longer indulges in fantasies, but learns swordsmanship and riding skills seriously, and then heroically saves the beauty, Acting chivalrously and fighting for righteousness, he became famous in the end, was promoted to official rank, and reached the pinnacle of life.

But none of this matters.

Ye Ji has been reading the entire six volumes, but he didn't find any interaction between the two characters that Xia Tang mentioned.

Ye Ji searched the Internet for the information of the two characters in a daze, and finally found that the only intersection between them in the comics was that they both knew the protagonist.

Ye Ji sat in front of the computer expressionlessly for 2 minutes and 23 seconds.

Then he called Xia Tang.

"Xiaotang, I watched "The Spring of Rosinante". The two characters you mentioned don't seem to know each other."

"Yeah, they don't know each other."

Ye Ji was quiet for a second and said, "But you said they are CP."

"Ah!" Xia Tang understood what Ye Ji meant, and laughed hahaha, "Oh, idiot, you don't understand the Two-dimensional world. Don't say you haven't seen it before, even if it's a character in two different works." , we also have the ability to make them into Xipi, hahahaha."

Ye Ji once again reshaped the Three Views.