Cat Breeding Manual

There was a clean and clear mirror in front of her eyes, her fine black bangs were pressed against her fair cheeks along the falling water marks, her kite-colored eyes were as shadowy as amber, and her lips always had a curve that looked like a smile but not a smile.

Judging from his face alone, it is indeed not an exaggeration to say that he is a handsome man.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

It's just that when this face is on his body, it looks so awkward no matter how you look at it, and there is an uncomfortable feeling that you can't wait to smash the glass with a punch.

So, where did that guy Dazai go? !

After cooling down physically, the brain seemed to have calmed down a lot, Nakahara also swept across the room, and began to look for Osamu Dazai.

"Hey Dazai, are you there?"

He lengthened the ending and spoke in a habitually lowered voice, but he received a familiar voice with a bit of frivolity and pleasure from his ear, which seemed to have suddenly distorted the original meaning of the question.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

And, where did his body go?

"...@#!"

Still studying whether the power in his body has been wiped out by [Disqualification in the World], Zhong Yuanzhong seemed to hear a sound of rustling in the room.

Following the sound, he strode back to the bedroom, lifted the quilt with a swipe, and found a five-centimeter under the pillow...

Uh, five centimeters of him.

Or to be more precise, the one staying in the body at this moment should be Osamu Dazai.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

How to put it, looking at his own body that has shrunk to five centimeters from the perspective of Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Nakaya couldn't help but feel his hands and feet tied up.

"Dazai?"

He folded his hands, experiencing this perspective of looking down on someone for the first time.

Osamu Dazai rubbed his pillow, and was just about to stand up and look at Chuya Nakahara, but the next second he tripped over the folds of the bed sheet, and fell down with a snap.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

It's strange, it's poor.

If it wasn't for my own body plus Osamu Dazai's subtle sense...

"Hey, Dazai, aren't you [Disqualification in the World]? How could you be affected by a different ability?"

Nakahara also spoke in Dazai Osamu's voice awkwardly, and still habitually used his own oral habit to talk to him.

Osamu Dazai gave up standing up and sat down lazily, showing no signs of discomfort.

"Who knows?" he said, his voice was still the original texture of Zhongyuan Zhongye, but it seemed much softer, as if it had added a milky smell for no reason, "but I can be sure now, even if it is used now With Chuya's body, I can still only use the power that is unqualified in the world. Then naturally, my body should not restrain Chuya's ability."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Originally, he should focus on the analysis of Osamu Dazai, but he unconsciously focused on his own body.

Talking like this after being shrunk, the size seems to make the voice much milkier.

...I'm really not used to it.

"Tsk, see if you can change it back?"

Chuya Nakahara pushed his forehead in annoyance, and stretched out his hand to hold Osamu Dazai in his arms.

The five-centimeter villain is like a ball of glutinous rice. When it is soft and sticky in the palm of the hand, its every move is very eye-catching.

"Hmm... let's give it a try, too."

What kind of strange language addiction is Chuya! ?

Zhongyuan Zhong also held back the throbbing veins on his forehead, and patiently began to mobilize the side of Huangba's divinity.

After recovering all his memories, this was the first time he used the power there.

only……

"It hasn't changed, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai sighed regretfully, and his speaking habit seemed to be that of a child who began to use strange redundancies.

"……To shut up!"

Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't bear it anymore, so he could only hold back the fact that he didn't shoot himself.

"Well, let's observe and observe, maybe it will be over soon." Dazai Osamu hugged Nakahara Chuya's finger with a smile, and the five-centimeter figure looked more petite and cute at this time, and even a light touch seemed cautious stand up.

"Since Chuya still looks like me, please go to the detective agency today. As for me, I am so weak, Chuya should protect me well."

"And, for Chuya, this is also a rare experience of growing taller."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

There is a feeling of heart congestion that does not come from one place.

After asking for leave from Mori Ogai familiarly (?), Nakahara put Osamu Dazai in his windbreaker pocket, and went to the Armed Detective Agency with an attitude of no hesitation.

……

"Good morning, Dazai-san!"

"Ah, good morning, Zhong... Dun-jun."

As soon as he pushed open the door of the detective agency, he saw the little tiger greeted vigorously, Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded, and almost blurted out the alienated name subconsciously.

It's really dangerous...

It happened that Osamu Dazai in his pocket scratched his palm, which made him realize instantly.

However, what is even more fortunate is that Atsushi Nakajima in front of him seems to have completely ignored the address.

"Hey, Mr. Dazai seems to be very motivated today."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Even if you just ask me a simple hello, can you see that you are full of energy? !

So what did Osamu Dazai do in the detective agency? !

"Hey, are you very motivated? Don't play tricks again."

Kunikida Doppo poked his head out from the desk, commented rather disgustedly, and buried his head back in the documents before the case.

It wasn't long before he suddenly raised his head again and looked at Chuya Nakahara in disbelief.

"What, Dazai, you didn't play any tricks today!?"

Chuya Nakahara, who has already sat in Dazai Osamu's position: ...

In the eyes of the detective agency, Osamu Dazai has such a funny and lazy appearance! ?

"Hmm... occasionally I want to change the setting."

Nakahara Chu also tried his best to raise the corners of his lips, and explained a few words like Osamu Dazai in his memory.

"Um……"

Osamu Dazai in front of him seemed to be much calmer than usual, but his occasional expression seemed a little irritable, and the bandages on his body were well wrapped, but compared to the seemingly casual ending in the past, this time he tied it rather rigorously. Gotta get solid.

Today should be a different role setting!

Kunikida Doppo nodded in conviction, and he easily convinced himself that he would no longer be entangled in the matter of Osamu Dazai.

It's just that he always moves less in the past, and his whole person looks filled with an unhealthy sick whiteness.If you think about it carefully, you should move a little more.

"Dazai, you and Atsushi should go out to the field. It's the task of the city government. Just send the documents there safely. It's very simple."

Thinking of this, Kunikida Doppo began to arrange tasks for Chuya Nakahara.

"Okay, leave it to me." Zhong Yuan Zhong also replied calmly.

Kunikida Doppo was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help feeling relieved: "Okay, let's go, Dazai."

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai would have such an active day of work, and his tears almost filled his frame.

Zhongyuan Zhongye and Zhongyuan Zhongye have nothing to say.

Osamu Dazai burst out laughing in his pocket, and his breath brushed Nakahara Chuya's palm, bringing a burst of itching.

Walking out of the office, taking advantage of no one around, Nakahara took out Osamu Dazai and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Pfft——" Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that tears came out, "No, I just think that Kunikida-kun is really a mother-san."

Nakahara Chuya: ...All right.

"Mr. Dazai, let's go!"

It happened that Atsushi Nakajima came over, and Nakahara Nakahara didn't bother anymore, he put Dazai Osamu in his clothes hastily, but he forgot that his jacket didn't have any pockets.

Dazai, stripping his collar, Zhi: ...

Such a wonderful experience is really the first time in my life.

So - when walking on the road, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt the constant squirming of a creature in the clothes, and the slight rubbing brought by the movement soon brought a slightly itchy feeling.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

What kind of play is this again?

"Sorry, Dunjun, I have something to do suddenly, can you go in by yourself?"

It happened that the two of them also arrived at the gate of the city hall, and Nakahara Zhong also made a decisive request.

Atsushi Nakajima was taken aback, but he still nodded as usual: "Okay, don't worry, Mr. Dazai."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work."

Nakahara patted the boy on the shoulder, and ran away without looking back. He quickly turned around the corner to avoid Atsushi Nakajima's sight, took out Osamu Dazai and started questioning again.

"Dazai! What are you doing! Don't crawl around on other people's bodies!"

Osamu Dazai said quietly: "Chuya, this is my body."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but choked a little, and refuted him without giving up: "The right to use is in my hands now!"

No, this ethical relationship is too complicated.

The important thing is, when will this situation end! ! !

"Ah, isn't this Chuya-kun?"

Nakahara Chuya looked sideways, and an unknown Wuyen God happened to pass by.

He leaned his head full of curiosity: "Oh, there is still five centimeters of Dazai-kun. Hmm...it seems a bit strange to say that."

Nakahara Chuya's eyes lit up slightly: "Wait, Yato, do you know who we are?"

"Ok??"

"I mean, you know we swap bodies?"

"Well...how should I put it?"

Yato's expression was a little subtle.

"This is a thank you from His Highness Izanami."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

he seemed to feel,

The disaster of this day seems to have just begun.

The author has something to say: The previous chapter misplaced the content of the QAQv chapter, and the relationship between the two chapters was dismantled

I cry.

Pointing to the strange verification code system in the background!I hate! !Why do you always fail to load the card——

The most important thing is——Happy Children's Day everyone!I'm going to celebrate Children's Day www