Cat Breeding Manual

"That's right, I come from the Inconceivable Kingdom, and the mission of our country is to eliminate all kinds of existences that endanger the world at night. And you are the sole heir from the Inconceivable Kingdom, that is, our prince."

"Huh? Even if it's a bedtime story, isn't this kind of nonsense too much?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his knuckles, the threat was very obvious.

He looked at the wand indifferently a few times, wondering where to start to break it more smoothly.

It would be 800 years too early to deceive him with such a story.

The magic wand over there cried again: "Because of the civil strife in the country, you unfortunately wandered outside. I searched for a long time——I found you! Now, the world is in a great crisis, and only magical girls can save this decadent world!"

The magic wand spoke tearfully, acting very humanely.

"So, please work hard to save the world!"

"what?"

To save the world, can only be a magical girl?

After all, it started from the point where the prince wanted to become a magical girl, and the direction of this story became more and more strange.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also still confused, his eyes moved slightly left and right, trying to find the familiar bandage spirit but failed, but the magic wand in front of him did not say a word, and started gesturing on his own.

"Kirakira, the diamond shines, the magical girl transforms! Let's work hard to maintain love and peace in the world!"

It was clearly a youthful voice, but the words he said were ashamed as words that would only appear in a sub-promotional program.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Originally, he waved his hand and planned to call away the magic wand casually, but his toes had already turned around, and he was ready to return to the room.

In the next second, a wave of pink waves suddenly surrounded him, forming a pink cocoon, which looked extraordinarily dreamy under the moonlight.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

The desire to go berserk seems to be stronger, and the filth seems to be moving along with it :)

especially--

After the pink light dissipated, what he saw on his body had been transformed, an elegant dress full of multiple girlish elements such as pink ribbon bowknot.

"You guy, do you want to be crushed directly by gravity?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the past coldly, and the gravity was inadvertently applied along with his words. After a bang, the magic wand slammed into the floor heavily, but there were no signs of damage on the surface.

The magic wand anxiously defended itself: "Your Highness, your successful transformation is enough proof of your bloodline!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked thoughtfully at the unscarred appearance of the magic wand, and seemed to notice something was wrong, subconsciously shook his head again.

No, just judging from the sound of the magic wand, the bandage spirit wouldn't be so wicked, right?

"boom--!!"

Just when Zhongyuan Zhongye was about to ask a serious question, there were suddenly several violent explosions outside the window, and the crimson mushroom cloud rushed into the sky, leaving behind clouds that did not disperse for a long time.

"Ah, Mr. Chuya, it's not too late, let's go out!"

Hearing this sound, the magic wand immediately became impatient, and stood up with difficulty supporting his heavy body, urging Zhong Yuanzhong to act quickly.

"If you don't take action, this city will soon be destroyed!"

Seemingly aware that the Central Plains was also a little loose, the magic wand immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue, climbed up the stick, and begged desolately.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

The cobalt blue eyes stayed at the place where the explosion first appeared, which is very close to the amusement park. I am afraid that if a few more bombs are thrown at random, they will be wiped out in an instant, and it will hurt the lives of many players.

Like a ghost, by the time Zhong Yuanzhong also reacted, he had already stayed above the explosion with the magic wand.

Everything was the same, except——

The pink tutu dress he was wearing! ?

Oh, why is this skirt still on him? ? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also had black lines all over his head, and his cobalt blue eyes suddenly looked lifelessly at the hem of the skirt on his body, as if he was thinking about the possibility of tearing the skirt by hand in the sky.

——"Oh, Chuya, I didn't expect you to become a magical girl."

While thinking, a voice suddenly interjected from the side. It still sounded quite familiar in a lazy and frivolous tone, with a smile mixed with subtle malice.

Nakahara Chuya: ...?

He raised his head, already in a bad mood because of the skirt on his body, when he glanced over, he unconsciously became full of murderous intent.

Who are you! ?called so intimately—

Brain activity stopped abruptly.

...Gah, it's Osamu Dazai!

Osamu Dazai in front of him was standing comfortably out of thin air, wearing a large white cloak that tightly covered the inside, and he looked normal.

Oh no, there are still some exceptions.

——In his hand, he was holding a magic wand inlaid with sapphires, which looked quite similar to the one floating beside Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"Although they are all magical girls, my clothes are indeed better than Chuya's."

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Nakaya several times, then burst out laughing suddenly, sighed regretfully, and unfolded the snow-white cloak he was wearing with a snap.

He showed off confidently: "Chuya, look, how perfect my costume is."

I saw that the fabric of the magical girl dress he was wearing still seemed to have a dark sparkle, and under the moonlight, there would occasionally be star spots shining like a galaxy.

At the same time, there was also a sword inlaid with sapphires hanging from his waist.

Although she was wearing a skirt, against the backdrop of the sword, she seemed to be majestic and majestic.

???

When did Osamu Dazai make such a setting?

It's just that I'm complacent about women's clothing, really... as expected of you, Osamu Dazai? ? ?

Nakahara Chuya: ...All right.

Dazai Osamu who has a brain, is indeed Dazai Osamu.

"Roar--"

A loud roar echoed in the city, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked back, and saw a very conspicuous huge monster appearing in front of him behind him.

The breath exhaled between the monster's teeth is full of fishy smell, and the eyes are as huge as a gong, which looks quite penetrating.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Just save the world.

The magical 'girl' in a pink princess dress and blue evening dress, holding a magic wand, is fighting against this huge physical monster?

"Master Chuya, you only need to say - Magic Heart, I will influence you with my love! Then you can successfully use the power in the magic wand."

The magic wand seemed to see Nakahara Chuya's embarrassment (?), and suggested very enthusiastically.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

He was very moved and refused, and even immediately regretted the idea of ​​following him.

only--

"PowerUp! Sapphire, gather all the love of the world and scatter it like flowers! Whirlwind flower dance——"

Osamu Dazai next to him seemed to accept it well, and even spoke strange lines as if nothing had happened.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

He only felt the blue veins on his forehead beating constantly.

Is such a magical girl really all right? ?

Give him a little respect for the profession of a magical girl (?) ah! ! !

"drink--"

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a violent roar, even if he was suspended in mid-air, it did not affect him in the slightest to complete the coherent process of accumulating and exerting force.

The sea of ​​flowers created by Osamu Dazai seemed to be blinded in front of the monster's eyes just right, and he fell down as if retreating after he had finished his work, revealing Nakahara Chuya who jumped up behind him.

"—disappear under gravity!"

A punch with immeasurable force just hit the monster's face directly.

For a moment, there were slight ripples in the air as if shaken, and after a buzzing sound, it quickly calmed down again.

The monster in front of him, with its facial features flattened and sunken in, was quickly thrown out following the momentum of Chuya Zhongyuan, turning into a shooting star in the sky.

Nakahara Chuya rubbed his palms expressionlessly, and was about to turn his head to find Osamu Dazai to settle the score, when he saw the wand rub against him suddenly, and began to talk tearfully again.

"Wow——I'm so moved, Chu, Chuya-sama, you really are...the most perfect magical girl!"

ha? ? ?

Nakahara also raised his eyebrows, and before he could refute anything, Osamu Dazai rushed over and raised his hand.

"That's great, Chuya. Sure enough, with our cooperation, monsters won't be a problem at all. From today on, let's do activities together!"

ha? ? ?Activity? ? ?Don't say it like Idol Academy, hey! !

"I think it's good, our combination is called Double Black Star! From today on, we will guard Yokohama's daily life together."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Don't make decisions for others!

He paused, and immediately wanted to refute Osamu Dazai in front of him.

Only at this time, a familiar voice suddenly appeared again.

[Congratulations, congratulations, Magic Girls Double Black Stars was established, and they continued to dedicate their strength to save the world, especially in Yokohama, where they left countless records of saving the world, which is really rare in the industry The perfect magical girl! 】

Magical girls can really stop.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

And what is this dialogue that appears out of thin air like a narration?Still using Dazai Osamu's tone and voice? ...! ?

He raised his hand and touched the top of his head, just in time to find a pair of earphones, and pulled them off.

In the next second, his consciousness returned instantly, and Zhongya Nakahara opened his eyes, his mood was so complicated that it was like a hundred Osamu Dazai dancing in his head.

Gan, I didn't expect to fall asleep listening to the voice recorded by Dazai Osamu, and have a dream of a magical girl.

But where did this guy make up such a story? ? ?

Thinking of what happened in the dream, Zhong Yuanzhong was also very angry, and couldn't help grinding his back molars, as if he was whipping the culprit in his heart.

boom--

When I was feeling angry in my heart, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open with a bang.

"中~also~——"

"It's just in time, Dazai—!"

"You're awake, how about the story of the magical girl double black star?" Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, looking forward to the audience's feedback, and took out a new work from his arms, showing it enthusiastically, "Look, this It's "Magical Girl Yokohama Hana" I just wrote, and it's the sequel to "Double Black Star."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared silently at the two crooked villains painted on the cover. Although the painting skills were indescribable, they were unexpectedly vivid.

It looks exactly like Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Nakajima Atsushi.

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations—no!

One of the five cadres of the Port Mafia, Nakahara Chuya, was so speechless for the first time since his birth.

"..."

There is a sequel to such a story! ?

The bandage spirit next to him was still chattering about his reading experience, and Nakahara took a deep breath, trying to learn a way to calm himself.

Hitting people all the time is bad——

"Hey Zhongyuan, what's your impression after reading it?"

It's not good to hit someone...

"Hey..."

Nakahara Chuya: ...

In the next second, Osamu Dazai turned into a meteor in the sky and left the room.

Zhongyuan Zhong also closed the door neatly, feeling much better physically and mentally.

only……

"Magical Girl Yokohama Hana"?

It seems interesting...

The author has something to say: So it’s Mr. Dazai’s special Magical Girl Radio!

Nakahara Chuya: ...I feel the collapse of the world view.

感谢在2020-05-2923:36:02~2020-05-3022:20:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: xinnnnn1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of floating life like a dream;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!