Cat Breeding Manual

"This voice...uh..."

Nuliang Lusheng rubbed his ears, his eyes wandered around like mosquito coils, it was the first time that the young master of the Nuliang group experienced this strange sonic attack.

Zhongyuan Meow was also dizzy from hearing it, the whole meow seemed to be about to fall from the wall, and its fluffy limbs were almost unable to stand still.

Osamu Dazai coughed: "Cough—this voice is not a supernatural power. It is worthy of being a representative of the underworld, and there are really many novel things."

He praised a few words as if he didn't care about it, and his eyes looked around calmly and detachedly, as if he was looking for a suitable breakthrough point.

"The black-haired man just now, if he wasn't a manager, should be a snake-like existence." Osamu Dazai said calmly, as if he was not disturbed by the strange voice, "Our time should be running out. Mr. Nu Liang’s Mirror Flower and Water Moon can only interfere, and they should be able to find us soon.”

"Meow meow meow."

Zhongyuan Meow participated in the discussion unwillingly.

——Compared to this, the matter of Huangquan outside and inside seems to be more complicated.

only--

"I think about it, Yato seems to have mentioned about Li Huangquan." Osamu Dazai paused.

Although he can't understand cat meowing, Osamu Dazai's thinking unexpectedly matched Nakahara Chuya's.

"Although there is only a thin line between the names of the outer and inner Yellow Springs, they are not actually connected. Most people can only go to the Outer Yellow Springs." Osamu Dazai repeated what Yato had said, and analyzed rationally Get up, "But after all, the names are interchangeable, which means Huangquan, and there is still a chance to reach the world over there. As long as——"

"You can find the gods sitting in that layer of hell! Where the gods are, there will be treasures that open the passage to the underworld!" Nuliang Lusheng continued, "It's just that most of the gods in hell perform their duties. The place is guarded by layers of guards, and it may not be easy to get close to them."

What's more, they didn't even know which level of hell they were in, so they fled first to avoid the aborigines.

Nuliang Lusheng sighed.

It feels like a tough road ahead.

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai nodded his chin, looking thoughtful.

Zhongyuan Meow shook its tail and was about to nod when suddenly another strange cry came from the house behind it.

"Ohhhhhhhh~~~"

Mr. Cat was caught off guard again, and his eardrums suffered an unexpected attack. The cat slipped its paw and fell straight into the courtyard.

Osamu Dazai was surprised: "Chuya—"

It seemed that it was the first time that he reacted so quickly, without saying a word, he turned over the wall with one hand, and jumped onto the wall in the blink of an eye, but before Dazai jumped down, everything took a different direction.

Before the words were finished, the ochre-colored kitten over there slowly emerged, surrounded by a red halo.

The cat tilted its head, looking quite cute, and meowed lightly, as if expressing the doubt that Osamu Dazai suddenly called his name.

Osamu Dazai sighed invisibly, his eyes drooped slightly, and he didn't know what he was panicking about, thinking about it at this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little ridiculous.

"Meow-"

"Tsk, Chuya, it really makes people worry unnecessarily." Osamu Dazai smiled, as usual, nothing unusual, his kite eyes quickly scanned the courtyard in front of him, and a large goldfish-like flower was reflected. Into the eyes, from time to time make a sound of oh oh oh.

Osamu Dazai raised his forehead.

This creature is really an eye-opener.It's just that such a thing can also make adults jump by gravity, which is really an extraordinary feat.

but……

The dark-haired young man spotted a poster in the corner with sharp eyes.

"...At four o'clock in the afternoon, popular idol Momo Maki will go to Yan Mo Hall for a two-hour interview?"

Nuliang Rikusheng: "Mr. Dazai?"

"Heh..." Osamu Dazai smiled, with a confident look, but still a little mysterious, "Nu Liang-jun, I have a solution for how to get close to the gods here."

Nuliang Rikusheng:?

Until he stood in front of this so-called popular Idol's dressing room, he was still a little dazed.

Idol... what does it have to do with gods! ?

"This idol should be a handsome guy."

Before entering the dressing room, Osamu Dazai put his hand on the doorknob and spoke abruptly.

"Nura-kun, are you going to try to show off your charm?"

"what?"

Nura Rikuo blinked, it seemed that this was beyond his scope of business.

"This...isn't right?"

And isn't Mr. Dazai himself pretty good looking?

Osamu Dazai smiled, very deceptive: "Nu Liang-jun, the current situation is like this, we need the help of Miss Idol to enter the Yan Mo Hall over there. It's just that our appearance is really a bit abrupt, There needs to be a more suitable reason. At this time, sex/seduction seems to be the best way."

Central Plains Meow: ...

Just listening to the beginning of Osamu Dazai, he seemed to feel a familiar smell of flickering.

"As an oni, you should be more like a youkai of the same race... with a more visual response radar, right?"

Nuliang Rikusheng: "..."

You're right in saying that, but why does he feel like being a donkey?

Nuliang Lusheng raised his forehead, feeling as if he was stepping into a completely unfamiliar field for the first time in his life, which really made him very at a loss.

He coughed: "Then... I'll try."

After all, things have come to this, and the way to Lihuangquan still needs to be found hard...

The door was pushed open—

Ms. Momomo, who was wearing a peach-patterned kimono, was facing the vanity mirror, looking decadent and overworked. Sensing the movement behind her, she looked back in bewilderment.

Nuliang Lusheng coughed nervously: "Well, Miss Peach Maki..."

"Hey, are you a fan?" Mitao Maki was stunned for a moment, and maintained her sweet idol image in a flash, but her heart became flustered involuntarily.

This, this... Her decadent appearance just now should not have been seen by her fans! ! !

"I want to sign, right? Where can I sign?"

Peach Maki replied very businesslike.

This was beyond Nuliang Lusheng's expectation. He was stunned for a moment, thinking about what he had seen in TV dramas in the past, and without saying a word, he wanted to slap Mitao Maki against the wall, but the other party just happened to Bending down to pick up the pen that fell on the floor, I just missed this scene.

Nuliang Rikusheng: ...

So why on earth did he do such an insane thing under Dazai Osamu's command.

"Pfft, Mr. Nuliang, you have worked hard."

"Hey, it's a cat!"

However, compared to Nuliang Rikusheng, Miss Momo Maki seemed to pay more attention to the cat that Osamu Dazai was holding.

"Can I touch it?"

Although it's scary to become a sperm like Xiaopan, but in terms of the cat's appearance——

Momomo Maki felt like she was going to melt.

——It’s so cute!

Osamu Dazai added fuel and vinegar to the side, and skillfully sold the misery: "Of course, it is Miss Maki, my cat and I have nowhere to go now because a group of bullies have seized our territory. We originally wanted to Go to Lord Yan Mo for justice, but those bullies are stuck everywhere, and we can't find a way to go to Yan Mo Hall."

"Miss Maki, we heard that you are going to enter Yan Mo Hall for filming today, can you please... take us in together?"

Mitao Maki was stunned for a moment, from being dubious at the beginning, he gradually became convinced, and at this moment tears started to flow.

"You guys are miserable, don't worry, let me take you in! When I see the assistant officer... Uh... Although it's a bit scary, he will still listen to your stories and help you relieve your worries!"

When mentioning the ghost lamp, Momo Maki's voice clearly paused for a moment.

"Nuliang-kun, you succeeded. Congratulations, you are indeed a charming and handsome man."

Nuliang Rikusheng: "..."

Although it was a compliment, why couldn't he be happy at all?

Peach Maki: "Wait a minute, I'm going to get something!"

Stepping on her wooden clogs, she ran out the door with a clatter, and quickly disappeared at the door. She could only hear her intermittent voice, but the content was not clear.

Nuliang Lusheng paused: "Mr. Dazai, we will wait here, is it really okay?"

After all, they seemed to be causing trouble, and the man with the mace seemed to be the one who could speak. Waiting so leisurely at this time always seemed to make him a little uneasy.

And why, that Idol believed it so easily! ?

Osamu Dazai had a calm expression on his face: "Don't worry, Mr. Nuliang, everything is going well."

"Eh?" Nuliang Lusheng was puzzled, "Successful? This..."

It's like a child's play!

After all, why is Dazai Osamu in front of him so confident!

He didn't understand Nura Rikusheng's logic at all, Momomo Maki over there came back with two staff uniforms, and two hanging tags on his wrists.

Mitao Maki waved his hands enthusiastically: "Put on this vest quickly, and bring my staff ID, and follow me into the Yan Mo Hall later. Don't worry, Lord Ghost Lantern is very kind even though he is scary. Understanding."

Nuliang Rikusheng: ...

Miss Idol actually really wants to help.

Dazai-san... Where did the god of foreknowledge come from?

Nuliang Lusheng's eyes were a little hesitant, he didn't dare to stop on the clothes in Mimomo Maki's hand, and he was a little evasive.

Mitao Maki tilted her head: "What's the matter? Put it on quickly, all my staff wear it."

Nuliang Rikusheng: ...

Zhongyuan Meow's expression was completely covered by Furry, otherwise he could see a speechless expression at this time.

There's nothing wrong with a black vest, it's just...

The huge heart above and the big head of Ms. Peach Maki are really daunting.

Nakahara Meow had a serious face, cobalt blue almond eyes turned around Dazai Osamu and Nuliang Rikusheng, and subconsciously stepped back.

Osamu Dazai stopped him, and said with a smile, "Oh, Chuya, even though it's a cat, you still have to change your clothes."

Central Plains Meow: ...

let him go!You unkind blue mackerel! !

The cat's hair exploded in an instant, and it turned around and began to scratch Dazai Osamu's face. It quickly jumped off the table and hid behind the stool legs.

Peach Maki smoothed things over: "Ah, it's okay, it's okay for cats to be hugged."

Central Plains Meow: ...

Being hugged by Osamu Dazai, I still feel a little uncomfortable thinking about it.

Although along the way, as a cat, being hugged is already extremely skilled.

Nakahara Meow gritted her teeth involuntarily, and felt even more uncomfortable when she met Osamu Dazai's eyes.

In order to achieve the goal, he Nakahara Chuya... is still very flexible!

"It's fine to put it on the outside, and there is no requirement for the clothes inside." Mi Tao Maki waved his hand, very understanding, "I'll check with the agent first, and you can just go in with the others later. gone."

Saying so, Momo Maki quickly ran out like a little butterfly.

Nuliang Rikusheng stared at the vest in his hand with a serious face, and was about to say something, when he turned around, he found that Osamu Dazai had put on the vest very plainly, and was trying to torment and harm the ocher cat.

"Sah, Chuya~ It's time to try changing clothes too."

Nuliang Rikusheng: ...

So in the final analysis, he is the only one who is troubled by this vest!

Not long after dressing up, Momo Maki's itinerary over there seems to have officially begun.

"Hurry up, the opening hours of Yan Mo Hall are very short!" The young man with the staff hang tag hurriedly greeted them, and very logically regarded them as members of the staff.

"Hey, you two, if you are a staff member, hurry up and follow, how can you let the artist go ahead!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Maki-san asked us to stay and get a prop for setting makeup, we'll go there now."

Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, and explained the reason very skillfully, not at all like making up nonsense.

The staff nodded: "Okay, just follow up when you get it. If you miss the opening time, Yan Mo Hall will be closed."

"Yes, I made you worry."

Osamu Dazai responded politely a few times, and then led Nuliang Rikusheng to follow him as if he was familiar with the road.

Nuliang Rikusheng on the side was still very amazed at Dazai Osamu's fluent speech, and stared intently as if seeing him for the first time.

"?"

"Nura-kun, is my face weird?"

The other party's gaze was too obvious, even if Osamu Dazai wanted to ignore it, he really had to face Nura Rikusheng squarely.

Nuliang Lusheng coughed: "No, I just think Mr. Dazai looks very... like an adult."

Nura Rikusho, who was essentially just a middle school student, was vaguely explaining his thoughts.

"Adult? What Nuliang-kun said is right, otherwise I am still a minor?" Osamu Dazai laughed, "Oh, Chuya, you see, I have lost some age by accompanying you this trip. When I go back, can you Please pay me well."

Osamu Dazai took advantage of the situation to rob more skillfully.

Nuliang Rikusheng: ...

The longing that was about to rise in my heart seemed to be extinguished in an instant.

Central Plains Meow: ...

Fuck, this bastard blue mackerel.

The cadres of the Central Plains also breathed out the fragrance skillfully.

Don't let him owe any more weird debts of favor! !

The author has something to say: Little Red Flower——(Sorrowful)

rua is a snapdragon, the hand speed is so slow QAQ and some content can only be pushed to tomorrow (?)

Today is Lu Sheng, who tried to show off his attractive appearance but failed, and Maki-san, who is stable and natural~

In the next chapter, I should be able to write about bushi with Izanami!

And my fgo Ryoma event QAQ is the last 12 hours and I can't finish it

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Hu Ah Hu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!