The whole world loves Mr. Lin

【The world is not straight】

Millet is called the king: @转草夫人, so, where should I go to watch the video you edited?

Mrs Carrot: You!you!you!You don't pay attention to me at all!

Xiaomi Li called the king: You don’t even think about it, what are those videos you edited before? !It's all because of my style being suppressed, I only pay attention when my brain is pumped!

Mrs. Carrot: Well, my fault, you are satisfied with His Majesty this time, completely according to your requirements, evenly matched, love each other and kill each other, absolutely no suspicion of being suppressed [Sunglasses]

Millet is called the king: don't beep beep, just throw the link.

Mrs. Carrot: Just go to station C and search for my V letter name. After reading it, remember to give feedback. The right one must be my biggest power generation [Love you]

After listening to Luobo's description, Mi Li became more and more curious about what kind of video she edited. Does she really have a sense of CP?

Mi Xinghai was chatting with Xiao Pei in the front seat, and the topic was of course his longing for Zhuang Zhuang.

Seeing that the two of them were not paying attention to him, Mi Li took out the Bluetooth headset from his backpack and put it on, turned sideways furtively, and clicked on the client of Station C.

Search: Mrs Carrot.

The No. 300 UP host has [-] million fans. Her profile picture is a smiling cartoon carrot, which is the same as her V-letter profile picture. It should be Luo Bubu himself.

Mi Li clicked into her homepage, and sure enough, there was a newest video on the main interface——

The name of the video is [Michelin] Double A vs. Sniper, the cover shows two domineering firearms, and the subtitle is: It’s too late to explain, let’s get in the car first!

Double A?Radish is really reliable in doing things, it's so satisfying!

Mi Li immediately clicked on this video that looked very attractive.

With the introduction of a thrilling BGM, Mi Li's blood-stained profile appeared in the picture. In the dim picture, those eyes were like stars in the doomsday, shining brightly, persistent and firm.

Mi Li remembered that this was a gangster movie he acted in two years ago, in which he played the male lead, a positive little policeman.

There are many gun battle scenes in the film. He holds a Browning, and follows the captain of the criminal police, who is the male protagonist, to fight bloody battles with the villains.

However, Millie is a tragic character in this film. He regards the villain who acts as a ghost in the police station as his best friend.In the final battle, he blocked a fatal shot from the villain leader for the protagonist, and finally fell in a pool of smoke and blood.

The scene in the video turned again, and it was another pair of eyes, which were smiling sinisterly and evilly, emitting a breathtaking cold light.

These are the eyes of Mr. Lin. Mi Li remembers that this is a doomsday sci-fi film that was popular last year. It is said that the entire film was shot in a studio, with a huge investment in special effects. In the end, it sold well at the box office and gained a good reputation. , Mi Li secretly went to the cinema to watch it.

Mr. Lin played the role of the villain boss, code-named Chief, a gloomy and bloodthirsty paranoid with explosive combat power. His usual weapons are a Desert Eagle and a full-metal Barrett sniper rifle.

When Mi Li wore a mask and watched this movie in the cinema, she was scared and screamed several times by the villain played by Mr. Lin. For several days, she had nightmares of Mr. Lin pointing a gun at herself.

Carrots are so talented!She turned out these two movies and edited them together, it seems very touching!

[God!The radish Juju finally produced food, and I squatted there for the first time! 】

[Michelin?What kind of fairy CP is this, my Xiaomi and Mr. Lin? ? 】

[No, isn’t Mrs. Carrot a giant who loves love at dawn?Climb the wall? 】

Mi Li was taken aback by the sudden pop-up of several bullet screens. He was the first to watch the news from Carrot. He didn't expect there to be Carrot Fan who moved as fast as him.

In the video screen, the edited interactive plot began to appear. The childish little policeman saluted smartly and shouted proudly: "Nighthawk Squadron, Fang Mingli, come and report!"

The chief lowered his head and wiped his beloved Barrett, his bushy eyebrows were full of hostility, he lazily raised his head, glanced ahead, and snorted disdainfully: "Poor little boy."

【Look!I seem to have found an incredible treasure]

[A little policeman with a heart of a child and a heinous big devil, what kind of combination is this! ! ! 】

[The radish is so good at cutting, it can kill me in seconds at the beginning! 】

The BGM changed from brisk to hasty and tense, and the little policeman stood outside the dark iron gate and whispered softly: "It's you? Why are you..."

The chief slowly appeared from the darkness, his black battle suit blending into the background, he approached step by step, smiling wantonly, "Some things, it is better not to know than to know."

Then there was a thrilling battle scene. On the bloody battlefield, gunpowder smoke filled the sky, and the sky was full of red light. Several white pigeons flew by, and the buzzing of bullets covered the light sound of flapping wings.

The little policeman used the wall as a cover, panting heavily, with Browning in his hand pressed against his chest, "We...are we really going to do it? But he..."

The chief blew out the white smoke from Sand Eagle's muzzle, and glanced evilly forward: "Oh? Hit me, guess who will die first, or let's all die together."

【Oh my God!Why do these two look so compatible!I have already imagined 200 episodes of beautiful love]

[Fall in love and kill each other, kill me first, I'm already addicted, sisters keep up]

[Sisters of Love in the Dawn, don't blame me, it's all because the wall is too fragrant, I turned around!climb! 】

Mi Li saw in the barrage that some fans had started to drink the brand-new CP combination of "Michelin", and was amazed by the appeal of carrots. A powerful wife can indeed stir up the trend.

Climb quickly!Climb all for me!

The BGM speeded up again, and this time it went straight to the limit. Mi Li's ears were numb from the rapid drum beat, and she unconsciously felt goosebumps all over her body.

Accompanied by the intense and passionate music, the shooting shots of the two began to switch continuously in the screen. After editing, it really looked like the little policeman and the chief were sniping.

"boom!"

The bullet streaked through the air, leaving an afterimage, followed by a faster sniping scene.Carrot collected all the shooting shots in the movie, and after careful matching, the movements of the two can be seamlessly connected.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

The little policeman dodged neatly, leaning his back heavily against the wall, his face was mixed with blood and sweat, and he panted, "He's really...really too strong, I can't do it!"

The chief spat a mouthful of blood foam, took off his gloves and threw them on the ground, raised the sand eagle in his hand, and laughed like crazy: "You know it can't be done? Why did you come to provoke me? Look at me Did your joke make you happy?"

The sound of the gun was getting faster and faster, the sound of the drum beat and the sound of the bullet being fired completely overlapped, so fast that Mi Li's heart was about to jump out of his chest.

Suddenly, the picture slowed down, so slow that it was almost still. The gun in the chief's hand fired the last bullet. He looked towards the end of the bullet, and the expression on his face changed from solemnity to panic, and then from panic to grief.

Everything became a slow motion, the bullet pierced the red light extremely slowly, pierced the chest, and the splashed blood bloomed in the air like roses.

The little policeman looked incredulously at the direction of the bullet, with puzzlement and sadness on his innocent and beautiful face: "I have always believed in you so much, and liked you so much...why...why have you come to where you are today?"

In the flying dust, the little policeman fell to the ground until he died without closing his eyes. He stared at the white dove in the sky. This young life finally came to an end. In the lifeless pupils, but Still overflowing with sadness.

The chief ran forward frantically and desperately, pushed away all the blockers, threw himself on the ground, picked up the corpse, turned his back to the camera and began to cry bitterly: "Why are you so stupid! For people like me, Is it worth it? Is it worth it?!"

The picture fades away, and finally returns to darkness. One after another, guns fall from the sky and fall into the void. At the same time, there is a sad and tragic song, and the subtitles of the lyrics appear in real time on the screen:

Lettheskyfall, Whenitcrumbles…

Athousandmilesandpolesapart…

Where world scollide and days sared dark...

You may have my number…

youcantakemyname…

[Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the video, madam, do you think my kneeling posture is standard? 】

[Crying out with a cry, why is this knife so easy to chew]

[They must be in love, right, this video can make me feel uncomfortable for ten years, woo woo woo]

[The pair of Xiaomi and Mr. Lin made me miserable, but I really fell in love, please send sugar to my wife, I want to watch HE! 】

The barrage continued until the entire song was played. After watching the video, Mi Li sat motionless for 5 minutes.

It was so shocking, so shocking that he couldn't express it.

Different from other CP's brainless and sweet route, Radish's first attack is a shocking audio-visual feast, with deadly guns, the beauty of fighting, strong confrontation, and a tragic ending...

Everything is just right, and it can even be called beautiful.

Mi Li felt that she was addicted too.

I have to say: really fragrant!

【The world is not straight】

Millet is called the king: [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling]

Mrs. Carrot: What's the matter?

Xiaomi Li called the king: You won, I like this video so much, I was conquered by your editing skills.

Mrs. Carrot: It is necessary, the mission must be fulfilled, completely according to your requirements [Sunglasses]

Xiaomi Li called the king: Have you posted on Weibo, can I forward it?

Mrs. Carrot: No, although it’s really good to eat, but you are the one who reposted CP videos, won’t you be criticized?

Millet Li calls the king: What are you afraid of, Mr. Lin is a virtual idol, and there will be no real relationship rumors.I want to share good works with everyone, and I want to make this CP an official match, so that those cults that bother me will be wiped out.

Brother Cheng, did you make any money today: @萝草夫人, I went to see it too, it’s really fucking amazing, this is the love between men and men, it’s much more interesting than those bitches’ jerking routines!

Brother Cheng, did you make any money today: @小米粒解大王, don’t retweet it, I’ll help you find a marketing team to promote it, I’ll take the lead in eating Michelin!

In a blink of an eye, the three little partners of [People Are Not Straight] acted at the same time to create momentum for the promotion of this freshly released CP.

At the same time, in Mi Li's apartment, Lin Zaizai, who had just watched her homework for an hour, came to Mi Li's study with short legs.The villain struggled to climb onto the large armchair, and turned on the computer curiously.

The villain looked at the startup screen and tilted his head:

What's the fun here?

The author says:

Mimi's exclusive designated official partner is released, Lin Zizai is about to discover the treasure (?▽?) ps: The song in the article is Adele's skyfall, if you are interested, you can listen to it