The whole world loves Mr. Lin

Puxiang Village, the western suburb of Haicheng.

The afterglow of the setting sun has not yet completely set, dyeing the curling smoke in the village into a warm orange.

A luxury nanny car was driving unsteadily on a slightly cramped country road. The high-end tires worth more than ten thousand yuan were stuffed with mud and grass blades, and the body was also dusty. It looked pitiful.

In the spacious back seat of the car, sat two people who also looked pitiful. The older one had some white ash on his face, two or three straws in his hair, and mud spots on his fine-fabric slacks.

The young one is not much better, except for the fair skin around the eyebrows and eyes, the rest of the area outside the shade covered by the sunglasses has been sunburned. The exquisite hairstyle is no different from a bird's nest at the moment, and there are a few hairs hanging from the soft sweater. Conspicuous chicken feathers.

Mi Xinghai was very excited, and kept muttering: "Son, we are so strong and strong, we have to work harder tomorrow, and we must not lose to Lao Wu and Lao Qian."

"Got it, Dad."

Mi Li regained consciousness from the doze, patted her burning cheeks in a heartless way, and hissed in pain: Oh no, it couldn't be sunburned.

"There is also our family's big flower. I think it is the most capable of beating. It will definitely bring us a chicken leader." Mi Xinghai continued to babble, his face full of embarrassment.

"That's not it," Mi Li echoed, but actually secretly slandered, the old man only had his pigs and chickens in his heart now, and his biological son was probably the last one in the list.

As a good boy, Mi Li never cheated on his father when he was a child, this time it was his father who cheated on him.

It's all because Mi Xinghai agreed to participate in this high-intensity variety show that killed thousands of swords, and included his son in it.

This show is called Dad's Farm. It is a popular variety show in China. The ratings for the first two seasons have been overwhelming, and it has won the title sponsorship of several wealthy companies.

The funding for the program group has taken off, and even the competition has gone up.

In the brand new third season, all the big names are directly involved, and even the veteran actor like Mi Xinghai has also moved out.There are also Lao Wu and Lao Qian mentioned by Papa Mi, one is a leading figure in the music industry, and the other is a top director in the film industry.

The content of the variety show is basically the same as the name. Five old bacon fathers and their little fresh meat sons go to the farm to experience the strange and novel rural life together. They not only have to cultivate the fields, but also raise various livestock.

Mi Li refused from the bottom of his heart. As a kid born and raised in a big city, he couldn't even tell the difference between green onions and leeks, and his knowledge of animals was limited to whether they were delicious or not.

Helplessly, Mi Xinghai's attitude was firm. As a son, he couldn't help but praise his father.

Unexpectedly, Mi Xinghai was addicted to this real farm game just a week after he came here, and even dreamed about how much meat his pigs would grow today.

Poor Mi Li, a popular niche student, mixes pig food and chicken feed with his father every day, and waters the vegetable fields under the sun. Even Mi Li's fans expressed their love for her idol.

Being a star is really hard, and being the son of a star is even harder.

The nanny car wobbled back to a small farmyard, which was where the Mi family and his son lived during the recording of the show.Call it a villa, it is a bit rustic, call it a village house, the environment is not bad, at least it is clean and spacious.

"Dad, I'll go back to the house and take a shower first, then call me after dinner." Mi Li shook his head and reported the itinerary to his father.

"Young people, please cheer up, look at your listless look, you are not as strong and energetic as my family." Mi Xinghai criticized his son with folded arms.

"Yes, yes, your family is Zhuang Zhuang, and your temperament is up to you. I gave it as a gift." Mi Li turned around and walked towards her room while talking poorly.

There was a rushing sound in the bathroom, and the fine stream of water washed over the young man's delicate and firm skin and fell into the simple sink.

"I've become sotired, so much more aware..."

Mi Li yelled loudly while rushing his head, venting the grievance in his heart, but unfortunately his singing was like a devil's voice piercing through his ears, and even he couldn't stand it, he yelled twice and then stopped in resentment.

In the evening, he listened to his father talking about Zhuang Zhuang and Da Hua for half an hour, and finally finished his dinner with difficulty, and Mi Li's business hours for today are finally over.

In order to accommodate the daily work and rest of the elderly, the Dad Farm program group made the recording time very easy: nine to five, more punctual than clocking in at work.

This is a good thing for Mi Li, but also a nightmare.

The good thing is that he doesn't have to face high-intensity farming and farming from morning to night. The uncomfortable thing is that he is a young man, and he finishes work at five o'clock every day. nor.

This makes Mi Li, who works from nine to one, what to do.

Mi Li tore open the packaging bag and applied a high-end, expensive facial mask on himself. As for whether he could repair his almost sunburnt face, he could only resign himself to fate.

He sighed deeply, fell on his back on the bed, and took out the only entertainment facility he relied on for survival - his mobile phone.

Mi Li swiped open the screen, and was too lazy to look at the five-digit red number on Weibo that represented the notification of the message. Instead, she opened the V letter directly, and clicked into a group chat named "The World Is Not Straight".

Xiaomi Li calls the king: @Everyone, no, come out and play with me for a while.

There are three people in this group, besides Mi Li, there are also two of his little friends, they are all very magical characters.Mi Li felt that there was no more appropriate adjective besides miraculous.

Brother Cheng, did you make money today: What do you want to play, my lord?playing me? [Cheers to our friendship]

Millet Bean called the king: Hit the mark, dad said he can’t play, or, brother Sheng, are you willing to do zero for love?

Brother Cheng, did you make any money today: Hey, Xiaomi, you are a waste of chicken, and you still want to suppress me?I didn't say, with your watery little appearance, why is it bad to be a zero?Brother, I can assure you that if you turn zero, the marshals queuing up to apply for the job will be able to queue up from Haicheng to Beishi.

Millet Li calls the king: Ji Sheng, do you want to rebel, and dare to question your father's might, what's wrong with being thin, he must be bigger than you when you take it out.

Brother Sheng, did you spend money today: Oh [smiling] Brother is waiting to see the day when you are oppressed.

Heartbroken, Mi Li was shocked by Ji Sheng's words, tore off the mask in a rage, put down his phone and quickly did fifty sit-ups.Panting heavily, he touched his faintly visible four-pack abs, and finally felt more at ease.

The white chopped chicken really hit Mi Li's sore spot. Could it be that he voluntarily wanted to be white and thin?I blame myself for not living up to expectations and failing to inherit the key points.

His father, Mi Xinghai, played many roles of emperors and generals in his early years. He looks like a real tough guy, and he is also burly and strong.Now nearly sixty years old, I can still maintain the level of putting soup bowls on my biceps.

But Mi Li didn't inherit even half of these genes. He inherited [-]% the characteristics of her mother Tang Lan: fair skin, thin body, and too delicate appearance.

Mi Li's exquisite eyebrows and eyes are exactly the same as Tang Lan's, even a little more beautiful.The eyelashes are thick and slender, and the tails of the eyes are slightly drooping. If you raise your eyes at will, you can create the illusion of purity and weakness, and it is difficult to reveal your masculinity.

What happened to the girl?Mi Li still firmly believes that his attributes can be relied on to be Top—although he has not been in a relationship yet, and has not successfully practiced it.

[The world is not straight] This group name is not chosen blindly, the two men in the group are both curvy, and the only woman once said: I am female, and my hobbies are limited to watching between men and men Beautiful love.

So this group of three people is really all—not straight.

Mi Li was in a daze when his phone vibrated again. He opened it and saw that another friend in the group came out to reply.

Mrs. Carrot: What's wrong with Xiaomi, come on, tell me.

Xiao Mi Li called the king: Hey, I was in tears when I said it, it’s not because my dad dragged me to participate in this hell variety show.

Mrs. Carrot: No way, I watched the last episode of the show, and you guys had a lot of fun.To tell you the truth, I am now a fan of Uncle Mi, the scene of your dad carrying a sheep with one hand is really too manly!

Xiao Mili called the king: So are you here to comfort me, or continue to stab me?

Mrs. Carrot: All right, tell me.

Millet is called the king: The time here is not saturated, I am quite boring, and this village is almost moldy.

Brother Cheng, did you make money today: Tell me earlier, brother will arrange a fully equipped RV to come over and hold a party for you tomorrow.

Xiao Mi Li called the king: You can pull it down, I don’t want to be on the hot search, when the time comes, give me a "popular idol village head dance", will I still be alive?

Brother Cheng, did you spend money today: Do you have a computer or internet?Brother will take you to play games, you know, the e-sports club where I am bored is full of masters.

Mrs. Carrot: Brother Sheng, don't bring up bad kids, and make Xiaomi into an Internet addicted boy like you, his fans will tear you apart.

Millet is called the king: Don’t you have any reliable suggestions?

Mrs. Carrot: I have a plan, have you heard about it, Your Majesty? The popular virtual idol of YX Company——Mr. Lin, just released an app. It is said that hundreds of millions of research and development funds have been invested. I also downloaded one today.

Millet is called the king: What if this Amway tastes bad?

Mrs. Carrot: Doesn’t taste good? I remove makeup live?

Xiao Mi Li called the king: It's alright, alright, don't be so cruel to yourself, I'll try first.

Mrs. Carrot: Alright, let’s not talk anymore, I went to edit the video, my dear fans are still waiting for me to produce food for them, see you later.

Xiao Mi Li called the king: See you later, I will treat you to dinner when I return to Haicheng.

Mi Li cut out the V letter interface, clicked on the official APP market, and sure enough, he saw the carrot's Amway in the most prominent position at the top.

APP name: Your Mr. Lin.

Even Mi Li, who is gay, couldn't help but shudder, the name looks gay.

Mi Li tapped his index finger to start downloading the app.