After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He's head was held tightly, and she was going crazy: what is Liu Si doing! ! !

Fighting too! !He just fell, why come over and press his head!Is this what the decent fairy family did? !

Lan He could feel countless astonished eyes falling on him and Song Futan, from monks and priests to Shuiyue, everyone was shocked by the current situation.

Although Lan He is behind a mask, a kiss is a kiss. Liu Shisan's shots are very accurate, and it can be seen that it is definitely a kiss.

What, what's the situation? ?

Come on, master, this is...?Liu Xian is this again? ?

Is this Liu Xian's revenge?It doesn't look serious, it just hurts people's self-esteem a bit.

How should I put it, the enemy is at present, is this a little childish? Although I have done it for a while, but I don't respect the boss very much. The question mark on Shuiyue's head is almost materialized.

When Lan He thought about it, he still felt the strength in the back of his head, which made him unable to separate from Song Futan. It was not until he was so angry that he punched the floor a few times that Liu Shisan let go.

Liu Shisan looked very satisfied, and even vomited a snake letter.

Liu Cuitang, as expected of Liu Cuitang, Lan He got up red-faced, but saw Liu Xian still looked like he had been knocked down, and was so angry that he was so angry, can you knock it down? ?

Lan He scolded: "Still laughing? Don't you know that twisted melons are not sweet?"

Liu Shisan was shocked: "Are you twisted melons?"

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan sat up slowly, "That's not true."

Everyone: "!!"

Many people were stunned, thinking for a while, so the master still has such interest in coming here, so he probably didn't change jobs; and thinking for a while, is this Liu Xian?It's so happy to see the man's kiss...it's amazing.

Hey, wait, although I don't know him, this is clearly a living person, why did the master do that with a living person in the mortal world?

always feel weird...

Shuiyue was able to maintain the demeanor of a Buddhist senior before, no matter how evil she was in her heart, at least she was calm on the surface, but now she can't do it, the blackness on her face has increased a lot, and her dress has no wind and she automatically said: "Damn it! ..."

She didn't know whether it was Liu Shisan's disrespectful attitude she hated, or the couple's show of affection.

Liu Shisan had just knocked the candy, full of fighting spirit, smiled disdainfully, and shot at the same time as Shuiyue, one with the sleeves thrown out, the other with the snake shadow protruding out, the two met.

Lan He said to Sikong: "Go find someone to borrow a cell phone and call for help."

Sikong nodded, and handed Lan He's body to Song Futan.

Although Liu Shisan has come, their strength has greatly increased, but if there is too much noise in the fight, I am afraid that we must deal with the aftermath. This is a downtown area, and there are many people around. Even upstairs, there are many media ,fan.

Sikong wanted to ask the staff to borrow his mobile phone, but Shuiyue didn't give him this chance. When he was about to reach the door of the stairwell, a silk rope wrapped around his neck dragged Sikong back alive.

Looking closely, it turned out that it was Shuiyue holding a mantra, clasping his hands together, forming phantoms with several arms, and each soft arm was holding a piece of silk, unexpectedly showing the image of a thousand arms, distracted to deal with Sikong and Sikong at the same time Liu Shisan.

Liu Shisan narrowed his eyes, knowing that this female ghost was not simple, but her fighting spirit became stronger, some scales appeared on her cheeks, and she jumped on her body.

Shuiyue had a compassionate look on her face, but she was merciless in her strikes. Everyone couldn't be alone. Her blue silk seemed to cover the sky and covered the sky, reaching out to everyone.

How could Liu Shisan take care of everything, so he had no choice but to go straight to Shuiyue, trying to hit its vitals.

Everyone else gathered in one place, those who were not capable of combat were in the inner circle, and those who could fight were on the outside. Lan He stood in the front, and it was too late to fold the papers.

While Song Futan was holding Lan He, he also held his sword. Someone behind him said, "Leave this man to us."

Song Futan: "...no way."

Everyone wondered, what time is it, and they still have to put their arms around that passerby?Is it so hard to see?

Shuiyue and Liu Shisan fought close to each other, a pair of deep pupils glowing faintly, seeing through Liu Shisan's body: "Black Snake, you and I are all the same way, and you also fell into reincarnation because of hatred in your previous life. If I reincarnate , Most of them also entered the animal way and became Liumen."

Liu Shisan just snorted, he was indeed a practitioner in his previous life.

This Shuiyue, his cultivation was really good during his lifetime, and he can still see his origin.

Shuiyue said: "The yin and yang are reversed today, and I have the art of reversal. If you join hands with me, how about I help you and entrust the human body?"

Liu Shisan didn't make a sound, just slammed at Shuiyue dully.

"Isn't it good?" Shuiyue raised her hand to block Liu Shisan, glanced at Lan He, but landed on his body, and said, "Isn't that a ready-made body? As long as you open your mouth, I will let you live in it." Let him be a snake on the body of impermanence, and taste the pain of shedding its skin every year."

Everyone else was stunned.

What do you mean, what is the body of impermanence?

They looked at Lan He's body in Song Futan's arms...

Come sir? ? !

Lan He cursed secretly in her heart, one or two, just relying on her good eyesight to tell the story of his impermanence, luckily she kept her face covered.

"What are you looking at? I'm an impermanent man, and I've been lying to you all the time, how about it?" Lan He noticed that the eyes all fell on her, which was more enthusiastic than seeing him kissing a man, "Would you like to fight with you? Do you care about my life?"

Everyone: "..."

The Taoist priests in Dongyue Temple were all dumbfounded, "No... Come on, master, how could you be impermanent?"

No, no, just because Master Lai is impermanent, so many things make sense, such as why he doesn't love money, why he is with living people, why he covers his face...etc.

He wasn't disfigured at all, he just didn't want people to know that he was impermanent - although he didn't know why, but he was too cautious, the capital was so big, he was on guard against being recognized.

It seemed that some important joint hadn't been remembered. At this moment, everyone focused on the incident itself, and was shocked that Lai Ye was so impermanent.

By the way, Shuiyue, who broke Lanhe's identity, didn't feel anything at all. Her main goal was Liu Shisan, "Huh? How?"

And Liu Shisan, being so seduced by Shuiyue, did not waver.

Don't look at him screaming sweetly every day, but Liu Menwei cultivates his concentration, he is easily attracted by love scenes, and indulges in other people's stories, but he has always controlled it, and has never personally fallen in love with human beings——I can't control it They are all the same as the one under the Leifeng Pagoda. They are not as lucky as others, and they will die.

Therefore, the temptation of Shuiyue is nothing in the eyes of Liumen like Liu Shisan who has been cultivating for many years. The concentration of all the creatures on the scene is estimated to be Song Futan first and him second.

Liu Shisan returned to Shuiyue angrily: "Get lost! I don't want it!"

Shuiyue choked.

Shuiyue glanced at Lan He again: "Why, you are the fairy family he enshrined? But, I didn't see it..."

Judging from the method she cultivated, Liu Shisan is not a family immortal who is enshrined by others.If it was Lan He's family immortal, then she would not try to impress her from the beginning. Although the four family immortals are fickle, they will abandon the family that worships them, but it is impossible for them to betray the Zun family on the spot.

Liu Shisan slammed at Shuiyue: "I'm a wild fairy!" He only lived and ate at Lan He's house, but he was still free!

Shuiyue: "..."

This snake has always seemed to have a bad brain, it's all wild, and it's still a fairy? ?

Shuiyue: "That's fine, I invite you to die together... Seeing that you and Bai Ruyi also know each other, it's fine to accompany him."

Liu Shisan: "??"

Who wants to accompany Lao Bai.

Shuiyue closed her eyes, the blue silks became longer and longer, more and more people couldn't handle it, even Liu Shisan was tied up, and even spread out of the window——

A whirlwind came from far and near, and it reached the window in the blink of an eye, and threw itself on the glass window, but there was no sound of shattering, but a voice jumped in, riding on Shuiyue, rolled several times, and finally pressed Shuiyue , roaring like a beast.

And in the blink of an eye, those blue damasks that filled the room, as well as the face of compassion with thousands of arms... just disappeared like flowers in the mirror and the moon in water, and only the female ghost in blue was lying on the ground. .

Not to mention Lan He, Liu Shisan only came back to his senses, those were actually hallucinations.

And the one squatting on Shuiyue, grabbing her neck to break the illusion...

Lan He called her: "Is that you, Hu 79?"

Since Liu Shisan could figure it out, Hu 79 was familiar with his itinerary when he found it after reading the news. He was not as fast as Liu Shisan, but he should be able to find him.

At this moment, the lights on the entire second floor turned on, and the light fell on her body, illuminating a beautiful face, with long nails touching Shuiyue's neck, and the corners of her red mouth grinned, dripping Two saliva...

Lan He exclaimed: "Miss Hu!"

……

third floor.

"Hey, there's light on the second floor!"

Someone yelled by the window, and many people went over to take a look. The light from downstairs in the darkness was obvious, illuminating the trees outside.

It seems that the emergency repairs can be done, everyone is confident, and the third floor should call soon.

But after waiting for 2 minutes, there was still no electricity on the third floor, which made people wonder.

The brand side is also on the phone with the people at the venue, "I have to wait another half an hour to an hour on the third floor? Why is it so long? Isn't your line the same? ... Oh, what about the first floor?"

The fans also heard the faint voice and looked over.

It's not impossible to move to the first floor.

After the brand made the phone call, they discussed: "Now only the second floor has been restored, and the third floor may have to wait for another hour or so. There is still a smaller empty hall on the second floor. If it passes by, it needs to be rearranged Let's wait. Should we stay here and wait, or go to the second floor?"

There are a lot of media and fans waiting here. Although it is inconvenient to walk around due to thunderstorms outside, they complain about the lack of electricity.

"By the way, where is Teacher Lan He?"

"Go get some fresh air, and I'll send him another WeChat message." The manager said, "I've seen the small hall below, but it's relatively small, and none of your equipment can fit the stage. I think so, let's go down to the one with electricity Place, I asked Lan He to come and chat with everyone, to appease you, and then come up after the repair is completed."

"This seems to be okay?"

"Hmm, let me confirm again..."

……

"What Hu 79, did you just think about that little vixen, and you actually recognized me as her!" Miss Hu rolled her eyes and snorted dissatisfiedly. She was supposed to be coquettish and glamorous, but it's a pity that she blew up just now. The mouth was grinning almost to the base of the ears, revealing sharp fangs.

Lan He sweated: "...Ahaha, I misunderstood, it's just that I sent her a letter, but not you."

Miss Hu said: "The dark town has been repaired, and I came here to announce the good news. Who knew that the Ye Yao was born, and such things." She lowered her head and sniffed Shuiyue's face, and said in a low voice, "I remember There was a night demon rebellion, during the reign of Tianqi, there were heretics causing trouble, the capital exploded, affecting the common people, and finally they were killed in Xishan."

Apocalypse years?Could it be that there was a big explosion at Wang Gong's factory? Lan He has seen some gossip on the Internet, which shows that a strange big explosion happened in the capital during the reign of Emperor Tianqi.

The sky changed suddenly, there were strange noises, and there were mushroom clouds.A big explosion occurred, resulting in countless deaths and injuries. Although many people survived, their clothes were strangely gone in the earthquake.The imperial palace was also affected, and the young crown prince was also hit by a falling object and died, which directly led to the loss of his direct heir, and he could only be succeeded by Emperor Chongzhen, which can be said to change history.

"History of the Ming Palace" records that in the sixth year of the apocalypse, there was a sudden earthquake...the big tree was pulled out of the ground...there was another pit several feet long, and the mist and rain went straight...the nearby houses suddenly collapsed, killing thousands of people with names, As for those who died in the whole family and whose names were unknown, they did not know how many thousands of people there were... Those who did not die all stripped their clothes and hats.

This strange cataclysm, known as an unprecedented change, is still a mystery to this day.

Later experts deduced that some thought it was caused by the explosion of the gunpowder magazine in Wanggong Factory, some thought it was caused by the falling of meteorites, and some thought it was caused by tornadoes, earthquakes, and other disasters, but each of them had unexplainable features, and some even speculated Caused by giant ball lightning.

In the land of the capital, too many unbelievable events have happened, and there are too many legends.Fengshui, disasters, dragons, towns...

At that time, Lan He took it as an old anecdote casually, but it was Miss Hu who brought it up casually, which surprised people to know the truth.Lan He suddenly remembered that according to the records, the celestial phenomena also changed before the big bang, probably it was the night monster, and the catastrophe was actually caused by the monster taking advantage of the opportunity.

It was only this one time that happened like that.In modern times, gods and demons are dormant, making it even more difficult to happen.

Only now that Guiyue ran into Ye Yao, there was still an existence like Shuiyue.

Unprepared, Shuiyue came to a big boss from the Hu family, who broke her dharma, or illusion, and wiped the saliva on the face of Miss Hu resentfully...

Shuiyue: "You also came to look for Bai Ruyi."

Although Miss Hu didn't know what was going on, she continued: "Huh? What's your relationship with Lao Bai?"

She does know what Lao Bai's name is.

Shuiyue grabbed her with both hands, and she also grew nails as long as hers, digging into Miss Hu's shoulders, "It doesn't matter."

Miss Hu screamed, and jumped up in pain, only to feel that there was a sinister air in the wound that penetrated into the flesh and blood, but she was much more elegant than Hu 79, but the void symbol stopped, and she stretched out her hand to Shuiyue, Chanting in his mouth: "At the beginning of the great way, there is no image and no words. The heaven and the earth are created, and the gods rule. Taishan Daiyue, laying Jingkunyuan..."

The Dongyue lineage dominates life and death, and ghosts do not respect the righteous way. Using Bixia Yuanjun's practice method, they are turned into dust and smoke.

Knowing that Shuiyue was powerful, she kept dodging, and her illusion was ineffective on Miss Hu, so Liu Shisan rushed forward to join forces with Miss Hu, and the situation was reversed for a while.Shuiyue screamed and waved the condensed Ayako, smashing all the tables, chairs and screens, making a lot of noise.It couldn't compare to the explosion of Wang Gong's factory back then, but it also made the mages retreat to the side.

But it was also at this time that when everyone heard some noise, they all looked in the direction of the stairwell.

The Taoist priest from Dongyue Temple said: "Isn't there some idol star doing activities up there? I'm afraid someone has come down!"

It's not just one or two people, the movement is very loud.

The mages all have the same idea, this can't make them come down, it's nothing to smash a ghost, you should know it, you have to know, and if the mage knows the news, it is estimated that he will bring people from the relevant departments to clean it up.However, Shuiyue, a snake and a fox were fighting vigorously, so Miss Hu and Liu Shisan could at most control the battle in this place.Another group of ordinary people, wouldn't they be cannon fodder?

Fortunately, all mages have freed up their energy, and Sikong rushed through the battle with his head in his arms. He wanted to go out and was strangled by Shuiyue, but now Shuiyue can't take care of him.

Sikong rushed out and closed the door of the stairwell, just in time to see a group of people coming down the stairs, they were about to come to the front, only a few steps away, and the scene was separated by a wall.Seeing him guarding the door, everyone stared wide-eyed.

The host said: "Uh, hello? We want to go in."

Sikong said with a wooden face: "...No."

Host: "?? There's no electricity on the third floor. We want to sit in the small hall next to it. We've already made an agreement with the venue."

Sikong: "No, I'm sorry, we have too many people, and the air conditioner is broken, everyone, go back, or go to the first floor."

Whatever he said, he just refused to let go.

Everyone was speechless, hearing a loud smashing sound coming from behind him, and looking carefully, the monk was also in a state of distress, and the staff in the venue felt strange, "Mage, what are you doing inside?"

Sikong insisted: "Nothing, there is a vicious dog inside, and it is being subdued."

Everyone: "..."

What nonsense!When there are too many people, when there are vicious dogs!

After waiting for such a long time, many people have long been impatient, and this monk is weird, which makes everyone feel curious about what is going on.

"It's not a fight, is it a monk fighting a Taoist priest?"

"There must be nothing good, and we are not allowed to go in."

"Leave him alone, we'll just go in, and they haven't booked an entire floor, so why not let him in..."

The movement was so loud that it could be heard inside.

The Taoist priest of Dongyue Temple hurriedly opened the door a crack and squeezed out to help out: "I'm sorry, we were not beaten, we were not beaten! There is really an emergency here. I will contact your leaders to explain later!"

The Taoist really knows the high-level executives of the brand and has done religious affairs. The host hesitated for a while, and didn't want to mess with religious people.But the others ignored it, "You don't call the police in case of emergency? We still have the police here."

The Taoist hesitated, but he wanted to say that we were catching ghosts. I'm afraid no one would believe it, and it would make things even more chaotic.

The host smoothed things over and said, "Everyone go back first, I'll communicate with him."

Everyone didn't rush in, but they didn't want to go back, so they stood on the steps, "Then you just say so."

There are still many people behind who don't know what's going on below, and it's very noisy when they ask.

It's fine if they don't rush in, Taoist priest and Sikong both heaved a sigh of relief: "There is indeed something wrong, it will take some time..."

……

They both breathed a sigh of relief, but the people inside were terrified.

Just because Shuiyue was strangled by Miss Hu and Liu Shisanyi, she even twisted and crawled towards the stairwell in a posture close to the snake...

Miss Hu was shocked, all five of her claws had pierced Shuiyue's bones, and Shuiyue was still struggling!

Shuiyue has been tortured in the underworld for a long time, how strong is her perseverance, as she crawls, her evil spirit pervades, turning into a stream of water, meandering to the outside of the door, and at the same time her soul body is getting weaker and weaker, humming her song : "I'm laughing at me, I don't want to become a Buddha, I don't want to read Amitabha Prajna..."

The mages saw that Shuiyue's crazy energy seemed to be the last to drag a group of people back, and they discussed anxiously:

"No, it's easy for ordinary people to touch this evil water, and it's easy to freeze hands and feet?"

"Let's go together to drive those people away?"

"Those people, I'm afraid we can't control everything, and we won't believe them if we tell the truth. It's okay to call the master to scare them, but we are afraid of a stampede. There are so many people in the dark... "

These people may have some reputation in the religious circles, and the believers know them, but compared with the general public, they are still a minority, and the degree of overlap with the young people outside is quite small.No one recognizes their authority, even if they don't move the mage, there's nothing they can do!

Shuiyue was about to crawl over, and everyone looked at Miss Hu. At this time, only Humen's ability to deceive people's minds can make everyone leave in the dark willingly and orderly, and quickly resolve the current situation. problem.

Otherwise, it would be nice to have a Gu master on site.

However, since there is no Gu Master here, Miss Hu seems to have used all her strength to hold Shuiyue's arm, and she couldn't even see the anxious eyes of everyone...

On the contrary, there was a complex and selfless smile on the corner of Shuiyue's mouth.

Everyone's hearts sank. The great monster in the Tianqi years also sacrificed thousands of innocent people. Is it inevitable that others will be implicated today?

A mage said: "Fellow fellows, I will rush out later, and if I can drive away one, it is one!"

Everyone should say hello, they are all practitioners, and they still have this mentality.

At this time, the door has been opened by someone, and it is the body of Master Lai, who was still yelling for Miss Hu to beat Shuiyue violently, but he did not know when he came back, and when everyone discussed it, he ran to the door.

Hey, at this time, Master Lai has the same idea as them, saving one is one, and it is a last resort, even if it is crowded and trampled, it is better than being harmed by bad water.

Everyone sticks to the wall and walks there.

I saw that the evil spirit of Shuiyue from behind was almost flowing to the door, and the tone of Master Lai was still very calm. It was not as urgent as everyone imagined. He turned his back to everyone and tore off the mask: "I think it is better on the third floor. You can Turn around immediately and go to the third floor in an orderly manner to line up to be seated? Before calling, let me sign everyone one by one."

Mages: "?"

Shuiyue: "?"

Why are you still persuading like this? Why are you selling your face? You think the third floor is better, so the third floor is better?What is the signature?

The next moment, there was a loud response from outside, and then without Humen or Gu masters, everyone, including the host, turned around and retreated to the third floor in a quick and orderly manner. Lost curiosity about what happened on the second floor.

Shuiyue: "???"

The author has something to say: There is no barbarian, no Gu masters, and my brother is obedient and obedient even if he is alone√

Mages: You...I...you? ?