After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Looking at Liu Shisan's thirsty eyes, Lan He really couldn't say it, just joking, could he really sell his own RPS Amway, so...he acted.

Lan He stood up: "I'll go, where is Liu Shisan, why did he disappear all of a sudden?"

Liu Shisan: "???"

Lan He's eyes should not be too real, Liu Shisan was confused, and he had never been deceived by Lan He, he had no experience, and he even answered seriously: "I'm here, what's wrong with you."

Bai Wu: "..."

Lan He acted like a ziwei: "Did I suddenly be deprived of my status as a ghost messenger? God, I can't see it anymore." He said, pulling up Song Futan, "What about you, can you still see it? "

Song Futan: "...Eh, I can't see it either."

How could it be so mysterious, Liu Shisan was full of doubts, but Lan He acted like that, with a look of "lost martial arts", and even pulled Song Futan, saying that he wanted him to go up and get the Langhao Brush Talisman to try any left.

Liu Shisan sat down and waited for 10 minutes.

Hu 79 had already finished his work and came over to return the phone to him. He also heard him say seriously: "Why haven't they come down yet? I've thought about it for a long time, and I don't know why there is no spirituality."

Hu 79: "..."

Is it a fool.

But don't blame him, Zunjia really loves acting...

Hu 79 rolled his eyes and rubbed his hands together: "I'll tell you why, and what is Fleming Pigeon."

Want to crack sugar, right? CP fans are also fans, which attracted Liu Shisan.

Liu Shisan: "Oh?"

He said arrogantly: "You don't want to play Benlong, do you?"

Hu 79: "..."

... These Liuxians are very annoying, they are suspicious from time to time, and they are too insecure, especially when facing Humen, they should be more careful.

Hu 79: "What can I play with you, fourth child. This Fu is Song Futan's Fu, and Lan is Lan He's Lan."

Liu Shisan: "The ranking is not fourth. You mean that Floating Pigeon refers to the two of them?"

"That's right, so I was actually embarrassed just now, so I went upstairs." Hu 79 sat on the dining table, cross-legged in a posture of telling a story.

Liu Shisan looked a little lacking in interest, "What kind of story are they, aren't they just two ordinary couples?"

From the time Liu Shisan knew them, he was beaten by them together, and then he subconsciously didn't want to see them together, and the two whispered and kissed endlessly, no different from ordinary couples.For Liu Shisan, watching a sweet drama is not only sweet, but also dramatic.Such ups and downs can stimulate Liumen's heart even more.

——As for their gender, Liu Shisan didn't care about it at all. Most animals in the natural world have natural homosexuals. Animal fairy people don't care if they are of the same sex together, so he said that ordinary couples are really ordinary. There is nothing abnormal about it, even the difficulties that sexual couples may encounter, he has never thought about it, just two words, plain.

Hu 79: "Tsk, it's because you don't understand the previous situation and background, and you need to have a foundation when making candy. You can see which version you want to listen to, the Yang world version, or the Yin and Yang version."

The Yangshi version is the version seen by the audience, the screenwriter and the muse.

The yin-yang version combines the truth of the underworld.

Although Hu 79 didn't follow Lan He all the time from the beginning, so he didn't know the whole picture, but when they beat Hu Si before, Hu Si beat him too much. Why did Song Futan think that Lan He had a will to die? There is a part that I learned from Gua Er, and the material is enough for Hu 79 to piece together a general storyline.

Liu Shisan held the idea of ​​listening casually: "Then you two talk about it."

"Okay! Then let's talk about the Yangshi version first." Hu 79 immediately talked about the story of Fulanmingge that was circulated on the Internet. These are all summed up by netizens, so just retell them.

Liu Shisan sat on the cold floor tiles, his expression changed slightly as he listened, and he changed his posture: "...it's interesting."

This is the story of a domineering screenwriter falling in love with me!

In particular, Hu 79 also magnified some details based on the thoughts of netizens and his own understanding, such as the fact that Xiaolai has no emotional scenes in "Ghost Fun".

Liu Shisan couldn't help but grabbed some snacks and said, "Yes, yes, yes."

Besides, I have to talk about another version. Hu 79's eloquence is really good. This second version is even more shocking. It is a misunderstanding of life and death. In both worlds of Buddhism and Taoism, the two protagonists have never known the truth, even the other's name and real appearance...

Under such a foreshadowing, when we meet each other again, and then usher in the subsequent battles, encounters, and loves, first abuse and then sweetness, it will become more and more surging.

Hearing that Liu Shisan was fascinated, even though he knew that the two protagonists were already together, he was still very worried.

When Hu 79 talked about Song Futan's confession and kissed Lan He, Liu Shisan couldn't help clenched his fists and pounded the table, feeling his heart throbbing like an electric shock, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Hu 79 stood up triumphantly, patting the table with his paws, "At that time! I! I was at the scene!"

She was in Lan He's backpack, watching them kiss cutely!

Liu Shisan rolled over enviously, "Ah—"

Now when he thinks back to Song Futan and Lan He secretly kissing each other in the living room just now, he feels a burst of regret, why didn't he take a closer look at that time!Tangshan is right in front of him, and he doesn't know anything about it!

And ah, it's late, it's really late, according to what Hu 79 said, Song Futan was even more clingy when he first made love.But Liu Shisan was still cultivating at that time.

"It's probably like this, turn fans?" Hu 79 asked.

Liu Shisan didn't understand the technical terms, so he nodded indiscriminately: "Boom, boo."

Hu 79: "..."

Hu 79: "It should be Zhuan, or fan."

Pop a fart, scare the fox to death.

Hu 79 fooled Liu Shisan into agreeing to vote with her in the future, and then went to rest satisfied, left Liu Shisan with his mobile phone, and taught him where to search for food.

Liu Shisan was very honest, "No, I'll see them."

He is a very particular snake, the Lord is right in front of him, what food do you want...

……

The next day, Lan He came down, took out all the stainless steel rice bowls, put incense in them, and placed them in front of them. He had forgotten what happened last night, and asked casually: "Why hasn't Liu Shisan work?"

What job, of course, is a park security guard.

At the beginning, it was agreed that Liu Shisan would guard the Wuqiao in Zhongzhong Township, but now that the park is completed, he still stays at Lan He's house.

Liu Shisan gnawed on the incense, and glanced upstairs absently, wondering why Song Futan hadn't come down yet, "No hurry, I'll go patrolling later. My snake sloughed under the bridge, and ordinary people couldn't find it. I can feel it right away..."

It's enough for him to show his spirit from time to time.

Lan He only thought it was greedy for incense, which is not surprising.Liu Shisan's cultivation is still very high, so Lan He didn't force it, but just muttered: "Work is work, leisure is leisure, and you can take your mobile phone with you..."

If it was before, Liu Shisan would definitely find him annoying, and because of everyone's agreement and incense, he could only swallow bitterness for a long time.Today is different, when Liu Shisan looks at Lan He again, he always wears a sweet filter, so the deceitful behavior is nothing.

Lan He was stared at by Liu Shisan's snake eyes for a while, but he was a little hairy. The snake's eyes were too cold, and it always seemed to eat people. He said vigilantly: "What are you looking at, isn't it enough to eat incense? Our family doesn't want to have children. Feed—Mr. Xuanguang!"

He called Song Futan.

Song Futan came up from the basement. He was looking for tools just now because Lan He wanted to reclaim the backyard.

Liu Shisan spat out the snake letter and stared at the two of them interacting.

But Lan He just talked to Song Futan about today's arrangements, and also placed an order for seeds and fertilizers, without even having skin-to-skin contact during the whole process.

Lan He couldn't take it anymore, and asked Hu 79: "What's wrong with the fourth child, he keeps staring at me."

Hu 79: "I gave him a popular science on Flooming Pigeon last night, and he became a fan on the spot, calling it so sweet."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He walked away weakly, forget it, forget it, this is not the most filial time for a child...

The courier from the same city arrived soon, and Lan He went to sign for the goods. The seeds were all vegetables and fruits. He also ordered automatic irrigation equipment in case they were not at home in the future.

Lan He looks very happy, and has experience helping his parents take care of the crops on the balcony. He knows what medicine and fertilizer to use. He has not plowed the ground yet. He has already talked to Song Futan. Looking forward to picking tomatoes in the field in the future Eat, and it stands to reason that if there are family immortals, their land can have a bumper harvest.

Lan He's eyes lit up when he said that: "Oh, haha, I love farming."

Song Futan also looked at Lan He with a smile, stepped forward... and took the bag from Lan He's hand.

Lan He turned around and saw that Hu 79 and the others had run out of incense, so she asked in a good mood, "Will you have a few more?"

Hu 79: "Okay, okay."

Bai Wu also put his paws on the table reservedly.

Only Liu Shisan, after waiting for such a long time, didn't see any interaction, and said angrily: "Why is it still like this, Benlong wants to eat candy!! Send candy, you guys!!!"

Lan He: "..."

Bai Wu was so frightened that he tilted his body and buried his head in a ball.

Liu Shisan knocked on the bowl: "Hurry up!!! Where's the candy?!"

He confidently asked for sugar.

Lan He was angry and funny, "Is there anyone like you? Fourth."

Liu Shisan still didn't understand why he called himself the fourth child, and he was annoyed by correcting him many times. He knocked on the bowl, "What's the fourth child? Are you like this? You two are a couple!!"

Although Liu Shisan was the last one to come, his bowl was the most dilapidated, with many small dents already on it.

Lan He was also dissatisfied: "What do you mean, what's wrong with the couple, I still have to sell my relationship in front of you?"

It must have been three days since he had been on the roof, Lan He touched the red mark on his wrist.

Song Futan came over, picked up Lan He from behind, and put him on the high chair, "Forget it, it's not out yet."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "...Is it Ghost Festival? Ghost Moon still counts as a festival?"

As expected of a screenwriter, why are you so ridiculous.

Before he could finish complaining, Song Futan bowed his head and kissed him from the side. Lan He was so angry that he didn't know where to go from the kiss, and hugged his neck in a daze.

After the kiss, Song Futan bent down and pinched Lan He's cheek.

Lan He shrank, and just about to smile, she felt a burning gaze again.

Liu Shisan was holding the bowl, and the snake eyes were staring at them. Although An An was silent, her focused eyes were too weird, and her fists were still clenched. Lan He knew that she definitely didn't mean to hit someone, but she felt I'm going to say something terrible in a second...

Lan He: "..."

Lan He was furious, and jumped up and strangled Song Futan's neck: "You're still kissing, I said I can't let him go!!"

Lan He had been farming at home for a few days, and he went to audition for Master Jing Sheng, and the news that he was still promising got out, causing a lot of discussion.

Not only Director Fang, but many people have such worries about Lan He. His acting skills are beyond doubt, but Zhang Xunchun's image is too impressive, and his appearance is a bit small and beautiful. People's impressions are more colorful.

Master Jing Sheng is a Buddhist layman with a prototype. After thinking about it, he is too far away from him.If it is like getting rid of everyone's established impressions, this step is too big.

And if the director really chooses Lan He considering Lan He's popularity, he doesn't know how he will be interpreted in the end.

Everyone has nothing to talk about, there are those who are in favor and those who are against.Lan He's fans naturally said that it has not been decided yet, but if we really accept it, our brother will certainly be able to perform well, trust him!

Lan He also offended others in the previous role disputes, so of course his fans had nothing good to say.

Some people even speculated that Lan He is so popular now, she must be thinking too much, acting in other things is fine, Master Jing Sheng is "Selling Avalokitesvara", calligraphy, painting, literature and Buddhism are superb, you didn't point Can the emotional background be performed?Can you let go of the hustle and bustle and experience the characters?

It wasn't a big deal at first, and there was no news about it. Netizens discussed more things every day. Generally speaking, Lan He's popularity with passers-by was still very good. Even if he was said to be unsuitable for Master Jingsheng, he didn't deny his acting skills.

It's just that I don't know who made a vote and asked everyone if they support it.

As a result, the official blog of Dongyue Temple in the capital was shared on Weibo after the vote, and it took a long time to find out and delete it, but the netizens had already discovered it and laughed wildly.

[What are you doing, are Taoist priests chasing stars?Still eat melon? 】

[What's the situation, the Taoist uses the official blog to vote whether he is suitable to play a monk...? 】

【They are all monks, do they have something in common?】

[Provoke, this society is too impetuous, monks all read gossip online]

[Buddhism, there is an inexplicable feeling of "I know you best"...]

Dongyue Temple is also an old-fashioned Taoist resort in Beijing. It is the largest temple in North China, and the legendary Chaoyang Gate is crowded with thousands of people.Voting for the actor who played the monk again made Heping Ge feel like he didn't know whether he should admit his relatives or not.

Some people thought that the Dongyue Temple official would say something anyway, such as which official blog administrator accidentally slipped his hands and forgot to switch his account, and that he would strengthen education in the future.Unexpectedly, she just pretended to be dead so quietly.

There is no way, because the slippery person is a famous Taoist, the head of Jiang He.

The management personnel investigated this matter, and directly found the Taoist leader Jiang He: "...Master Jiang?"

Daoist disciples, and senior Daoist priests, all call them masters.

Director Jiang He also said with a very innocent look: "I saw this vote during a video discussion with a certain Taoist leader, so I voted for it. What is the cutting number? I just think it is more appropriate."

The manager was speechless: "..."

I want to say that you are still chasing stars, but I think it is wrong.

You can't teach Jianghe Taoist to not concentrate on cultivating the Tao, go vote for the stars, which level is enough to educate this person?

Even if they start to pick up and drop off at the airport today, it doesn't hinder the success of Taoism.

Besides, Taoist Jianghe is not only a famous person, but also a Taoist priest in his previous generation, and the elders in the family even knew Master Jingsheng... People think it is suitable, what's wrong?

……

On Lan He's side, it didn't take long for him to receive news from the company. Director Fang finally selected him and could sign the contract.But acting in this film requires training.

Originally, Lan He thought, why not go to Juehui Temple to experience life? If the crew is trained in a unified way, then he has no objection and readily agrees.

Because it is the ghost month, there are many pujas around the Mid-Autumn Festival this month, and Lan He also took the time to help transport the soul.

The Taoist priests of Dongyue Temple listened to the orders of the Taoist priest and specially prepared delicacies, waiting for Lai Wuchang to taste them.There are different opinions about this speculation about Laiwuchang. The ghosts in the underworld are guessing, and the mages in the underworld are also curious. Anyway, I only know that Laiwuchang doesn't like gold and silver.

Therefore, there are two theories about the true face of Laiwuchang. One is that he died in a car accident and was disfigured.

Lan He floated to Dongyue Temple, and saw the Taoist priests carrying out a table of seats with a smile on their face, "It's hard work, please!"

Seeing the food, Lan He said coldly, "Thank you, no need."

The Taoist priests were stunned for a moment, what was wrong with Laiwuchang, and suddenly they were not enthusiastic at all. In the past, they prepared noodles for the table, and Laiwuchang not only ate by themselves, but also called friends.

Now that this is the case, is it because you are dissatisfied with them?Or are there better Vegetarian dishes available elsewhere?Who, Juehui Temple or Baiyun Temple? ?

"You, are you not satisfied with this dish? We can also change it!"

As Master Jiang said, you must take good care of impermanence, and take a more careful attitude than ordinary impermanence.

Lan He looked at those delicacies and sighed, not dissatisfied, but...

He is no longer the one who needs to go on a diet!

In addition to the training, Director Fang also mentioned that he felt that Lan He was a little thin, and hoped that he could gain about ten catties before joining the group.

Lan He had to control his weight in the previous two dramas, so he lost a lot of weight, but now he is about to gain weight. The company arranged for professionals to cook recipes for him, and he had to exercise, not only to gain fat, but also to increase muscle mass. That's nice.

This is great, Lan He has changed from being hungry to eating several meals a day.He had just finished his high-calorie supper before coming here, so he really didn't have any appetite.

The Taoist priests heard Lan He's sigh and asked anxiously, "What's wrong with Lai Wu Chang?"

Shocked, the famous starving ghost of the underworld said no to delicious food! !

Lan He was preparing for the role, so she recited a sentence from "Maha Zhiguan Supplementary Actions": "Eat less, and your mind will be clear."

The Taoist priests were silent for a while, panicked, whispered to each other, and even showed terrified expressions.

A Taoist even took a few steps back, supported the Taoist crown, and shouted as he walked: "Hurry up and protect the soul!"

Everyone surrounded the soul that was supposed to be lured to Dongyue Yinsi by Lan He, and had just passed his salvation, and looked at Lan He with a little vigilance.

Lan He: "?"

The Taoist priest had already run away in a hurry, still shouting: "Master Jiang! It's not good, I'm going to change jobs and go to Buddhism in Wuchang!!"

... We have a traitor among us! !

The author has something to say: Liu Shisan (knocking on the stainless steel rice bowl): After Benlong wakes up, he must see that this bowl is full of sugar!