After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Liu Shisan has been fighting for so many years, but he has never seen Lan He and Song Futan play like this. Is he poisonous (snake venom) or these two?

Although the paper mongoose is made of paper, it can be used for a while. With the blessing of Song Futan's Zhufu, it fully demonstrates the power of knowledge and restrains natural enemies.

Meerkats mainly eat snakes and have the ability to resist poison, such as pit vipers and cobras.I saw the giant mongoose grabbed Liu Shisan by seven inches, causing him to hang in the air.

It also caused the great fairy who was bitten by Liu Shisan to fly into the air.

Great Immortal: "..."

But this was too much of a mouthful, Liu Shisan spit out the Great Immortal in one go.

Daxian rolled on the ground twice, wiped off the snake's saliva -- it was poisonous, and quickly sprang away.He turned into an old man in white, and bowed his hands to Lan He, "Hold him for now, I will rescue him, and we will regroup."

Only then did Lan He suddenly realize, ah, the Great Immortal Lord looks like this...

I saw that the great fairy had white beard and hair, long smooth and smooth hair, a ruddy complexion, and a pair of small round thick-bottomed glasses on his nose. What flashed in his eyes was not the light of wisdom, but faint tears when facing human beings. Light.

"..." Lan He looked away kindly first, "Do your best."

Because he came out to participate in the prize, not only did he not bring the paper, but he also did not bring the Linji stick given by Master Fudo, and only tightened the chain.

Lan He stretched out his hand to unfold the spirit sentence, and placed it in front of the mages, so as not to disturb Liu Shisan.Song Futan wrote a paper talisman and wrote "I don't know if it's not water", so that Zhong Kui's paintings can avoid being wet by rain!

The group of meerkats rushed to bite Liu Shisan. Although Liu Shisan was bitten by seven inches, but I don't know if it was because the opponent was just paper. He swiped his tail and hit another paper mongoose, but he couldn't immediately sweep it into paper ashes. It's just a golden light flashing on his forehead, and a crack on his body.Liu Shisan must be tied up tightly, and he will be hanged slowly, which will last longer than Lan He thought.

Taking advantage of Liu Shisan being trapped by the paper mongoose, the Great Immortal went to detoxify the mages who had been overwhelmed by the poison, otherwise their lives would be in danger.

Bai Xian was good at healing. When the Great Immortal was treating him, Lan He continued to fold paper, throwing paper mongooses out to make up, and Song Futan enlarged them. There were always paper mongooses entangled Liu Shisan.

Liu Shisan was extremely manic. Although his mind was not as fast as Humen's, after fighting for a while, he also thought that he should control it from the source. He simply ignored the paper mongoose that was gnawing on him seven inches, and leaned forward to bite Lan He.

Lan He stopped moving, and dodged to the side, and in a flash, she reached the edge of the pool.

He focused on guarding against Liu Shisan, but who knew that his ankle was suddenly entangled, and when he looked down, it turned out to be a weeping willow by the river. The willow branch stretched out in a zigzag, pulling him towards the river.

Lan He threw herself forward, grabbing the grass roots with her hands, the willow branch was extremely powerful.

When Song Futan saw it, he wanted to go to Lan He and cut off the willow branches, but his heart moved, and he went to Liu Shisan instead.

Liu Shisan glanced at him: "Little monk..."

Song Futan did not refute that he did not become a monk, and it is common to be recognized as a monk or a layman. Originally, the monks also wanted him to become a monk.

Liu Shisan swept over with his tail, he stopped after dodging twice, and stabbed Liu Shisan with his backhand.

Liu Shisan was also apprehensive about this sword, turned around and dodged it suddenly, and saw a soul hook suddenly appearing between Song Futan's wrists, the other end was wrapped around Lan He's hand, but in the middle, it was on Liu Shisan's snake body Go around twice.So when Liu Shisan moved, Lan He was also pulled up, and the willow branch was instigated by Liu Shisan, and it broke in an instant.

Lan He was pulled directly in front of Liu Shisan, and she and Song Futan pulled the soul hook that bound Liu Shisan from left to right.Liu Shisan already had a few ropes attached by the Great Immortal, but now there are more soul seduction ropes.

"Sly! Thief is bald!!" Liu Shisan said angrily, ignoring Lan He's argument that his boyfriend was not bald at all.

It turned out that the little monk was just trying to put a rope on him.The enraged big black snake muttered, and the willows stretched longer, entangled with the huge paper mongoose.

He stared at Lan He with both eyes: "I came from the east, and there was a pool of water on the way, and there was a dragon in the water, with nine heads and eighteen tails. Ask it what it eats, it only eats brazen brats..."

——The mouth of the snake is huge!

……

Besides, the soldiers outside, after talking to Sikong, immediately found a young soldier who belongs to the tiger, and gave the order to go in and listen to the monk's instructions, no matter what you see, don't panic.

This young soldier is called Yang Hu. He ran in in the rain. A flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and the park was brightly lit for a moment. At this moment, he saw a huge black snake and two figures dragging the black snake with iron chains. , but after the lightning disappeared, the figure disappeared, leaving only a big black snake...

Yang Hu couldn't help swallowing, he was quite courageous, but it is said that it is human nature to be afraid of snakes.Snakes move silently and attack suddenly. Human ancestors were very afraid of snakes, and this fear has been passed down through genes.

And this snake is different from ordinary snakes, it is extraordinarily huge.He has been guarding outside these days. Of course, he can't find out the truth when performing missions. But at this moment, he couldn't help thinking about why a big snake should be so cautious. And the monk, the strange sound he heard before, he came into contact with a magical Is it the world...

The male and female protagonists on the big screen are still playing, the blue sky and white clouds are in love, which is completely opposite to the current scene, and there are a few people lying on the ground... Yang Hu looked shocked from the black snake. After thinking about it, he ran to Master Fudo: "Hello, what do you need to do?"

Master Fudo was focusing on two things, unable to speak at all, Sikong replaced him and said: "Stretch out your hand!"

The word snake was written on Yang Hu's hand. Sikong handed the rope and a rubber-covered talisman to his hand, and hurriedly said: "Hold on, stand here, and don't move anyway."

Yang Hu nodded vigorously, and just after he got the talisman, when he looked again, there were a few more figures on the scene. It was the figure he saw when the lightning happened just now, and there was an old man, but this time he saw it clearly , one of them was wearing a hat, just like the impermanent ghost in the story, while hiding, he finished saying: "Be careful, be careful that he poisons you!"

Yang Hu felt his face go numb, and he stood there holding the talisman and the rope tightly. Then, he saw the big black snake with its mouth wide open, and it stands to reason that the snake's sudden attack is hard to avoid, but impermanence The ghost not only dodged, but also scratched the big black snake with its long nails, then turned over and rode on the black snake's back, and said loudly, "Ouch! Snake skin!"

blacksnake:"………………"

The black snake didn't speak, but Yang Hu always felt that it was speechless.

And the impermanent ghost, although disgusted by the feel of the snake skin, still sat on the snake and tightly strangled the black snake with a chain. Another ghost in black with a sword in his hands stabbed down, cutting the black Snake seven inches!

Yang Hu's eyes widened and he held his breath.

However, the big black snake was clearly stabbed seven inches, and the wound was scorched black, but it was not fatal at all, and even flung it when it was in pain, and took advantage of the opportunity to throw the impermanent ghost and the black-clothed ghost far away.

After being thrown away, the impermanent ghost saw that the outer shirt was corroded and a little tattered, and the snake was poisonous to the touch.

why is it like this.Yang Hu was in a daze when he saw an old man in white whispering, "Let's get started."

Yang Hu didn't even react, because this sentence didn't look like an order, until Sikong said loudly: "Attention, it's started!"

Daxian Lord has already awakened those sorcerers, and they have no ability to move. They only have one ability: call someone.

The Great Immortal stood back to his place and chanted the mantra, feeling a little bitter in his heart, because at this time he had actually missed Liu Shisan's work, but the matter had come to this point, it was impossible to do it all over again, so he could only bite the bullet and continue: "General Zhao Lei , Summon the Thunder Soldiers, Raise the Thunder Drum, Slay the Thunder Spirit... Take the five thunders and move quickly!"

Yang Hu only felt his palms warm up, and the ropes in their hands seemed to flash with lightning. The big black snake groaned and stood upright, and the shadow enveloped everyone, making Yang Hu feel that they would be swept away in the next moment.He was actually standing closest to the black snake, but he remembered Sikong's words, his legs were nailed to the spot, motionless.

Silver lightning danced along the rope on the black snake's skin, and the big black snake writhed painfully on the lawn, rolling up the paved turf that hadn't taken root yet, and there was a smell of barbecue.

At this moment, Yang Hu felt that the snake... seemed to have glanced at him.

Seeing that Yang Hu's scalp was numb, this snake seemed to have human nature, no, rather than human nature, it is better to say demon nature, wise but very strange.Then, Yang Hu felt the soreness rising from his legs. He thought of a saying in his hometown that python wraps his waist and snake wraps his legs. He never knew what it meant, because snakes can also wrap his waist... Now he In a trance, I thought about it, I'm afraid it was a snake demon.

Unknowingly, Yang Hu sat on the ground and let go of the talisman numbly.

The lightning stopped suddenly. After all, he was just an ordinary person. Although he deliberately chose a zodiac sign, Liu Shisan's strength was already rising when he couldn't hold on.

There is not enough manpower, not only people are needed, but also people who can eat this bowl of rice.

Lan He thought about the distance to his body, took two steps back and said, "Wait, I'll go..."

"Do you want to change your body to form an formation?" Liu Shisan shook the rope on his body, and said frantically, "Go! Impermanence, when you come, I will tell you to become a real ghost, and you will be my cook from now on!! Let me tell you, I won’t give you wages, and I won’t let you get enough to eat!! I’m going to stuff you in the rock... the jade cracks of the Dragon Palace, and you can only come out for a while when cooking!!”

The big black snake roared, and when it slapped its tail again, Sikong also jumped forward and hit the street, his legs were as weak as Yang Hu's.Yang Hu is an ordinary person, and Sikong is still a bit short of his master. Now there are only two people missing.

Liu Shisan was not surprised to be able to call out Lan He's identity, even the Great Immortal could see that he was impermanent.He is more concerned about the lack of two people now, could it be that Song Futan is on top?

Daoist Jiang He held his mobile phone, so he was able to move his hands. He sent a text message to his disciples, but he didn't know if he could make it there, and if it would be enough to form a formation...

It was at this time that two whirlwinds blew over.

A fox jumped out first, turned into a girl in red, and grabbed the rope in Sikong's hand.Bai Xian, who came out of another whirlwind, adjusted his glasses and took the rope from Yang Hu.Once tightened, Liu Shisan was fixed again.

When the Great Immortal saw them, he immediately said: "No, no, you two..."

Hu 79 took out a dispensing bottle, which contained golden dome ashes, "It's okay, I have medicine!"

Great Immortal: "..."

The golden-top furnace ash is so effective that the Great Immortal is dumbfounded, but the Hu family is still brave enough to be ruthless enough to rely on me to heal myself before you beat me to death...

Daxian looked at Bai Wu again.

Bai Wu said like a mosquito: "...Me too."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He can't bear to watch it anymore, why don't you be more domineering at this time, what do you mean I am too.

As soon as Hu 79 grinned, his canine teeth glowed coldly: "Great Immortal, I'm afraid this formation is not enough, someone needs to attack its weak point."

Lan He: "It's also difficult, just now...he couldn't cut it seven inches."

It refers to Song Futan's sword just now.

Hu 79 said: "It's not seven inches! Liumen's spirituality is all in the head when practicing Liumen. We smash Liumen's head in every fight, so you can see that Liumen is basically not very smart..."

I don't know if Hu 79 was deliberately provocative, or if he spoke like this out of habit, Liu Shisan was furious when he heard this, and writhed wildly: "Bold fox!!"

Hu 79's paws were almost stuck in the mud, so he barely stopped, turned his face reluctantly and asked Lan He: "What kind of painting is that of Zun's family? It's interesting."

Lan He: "That's it, Dou Chunting's 82 top spirit sentence."

Hu 79 stared at him.

Lan He: "......not good!!"

Hu 79 struggled to hold on to the rope: "There is no need to wait any longer!"

Lan He: "That's easy for you!! Do you know how long it takes to earn millions!!! Wait, I'll work hard first!"

He has been confused for so long, and he just became popular!Didn't save a lot of money!

"Chaozhen Tu" was just burned by Gua Er, and he would not have to pay for it if Ling Judgment burned it. It's not a rich second generation like Dou Chunting, who can easily earn tens of millions.Can you save this money if you can?

Hu 79: "..."

It's not that she doesn't want to speak, but she has no strength to speak, so she can only give Song Futan a final look.He thought it was outrageous, it was obviously something belonging to his boyfriend's cousin.

Song Futan was also speechless, feeling sorry for Xiao Lai being so frugal, he wanted to say don't fight, just burn it.

But Bai Wu sobbed and said while tugging on the rope, "Master, don't be reluctant, it's all my fault!"

Song Futan: "??"

He said slowly: "No, it's my fault, you are still a child."

"No, it's my fault!" Bai Wu cried, "I live in the God of Wealth Building but I didn't make the Zun's family rich, so I have to worry about money, woo woo woo, it's because I didn't do my job well..."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He's head grew bigger.

Instead, Director Jiang He lay on the ground and raised his hands: "Oh, I'll pay, so you can burn it."

He was puzzled, it was surprising that this old master was an impermanence.So given his status in the underworld, why is he so unknown in the underworld?If he showed some skills in Yangjian, wouldn't it be easy to make money?

The other two mages also nodded: "Hurry up, hurry up."

I didn't see how the snake was struggling, and it would be too late.

"Okay." Lan He said sullenly, he folded the bright red painting of Zhong Kui into a paper garment and burned it, only to see the spirit judge turned into paper ashes, wrapped on his coat that had been corroded by the venom before, in an instant, Cheng Wearing a bright red robe.

Lan He, dressed in red like fire, jumped onto Liu Shisan, endowed with the power of Zhong Kui, he put his hands together and slammed down, his elbow hit the top of Liu Shisan's head, seemingly light, but Liu Shisan crashed Collapsed, smashing a hole in the mud with the head on.

Lan He clenched her fist and hammered on the top of his head twice, each time Liu Shisan let out a scream, and her figure became a little more sluggish.

Hu 79's eyes lit up, and he screamed, "Your family is awesome!!"

Director Jiang He nodded slightly: "Young people are awesome." Knowing that life is impermanent, he spoke differently.

Song Futan also sighed, how could someone wear white clothes and red clothes so beautifully at the same time...

Liu Shisan was tied up and only got smashed, and he was already panicking. He hated from the monk to the old mourning gate and then to Lan He. !"

If his head is broken, his cultivation will be gone.

Lan He looked at Master Bai: "Master Bai?"

Master Bai Daxian whispered: "You understand the rules."

Liu Shisan said bitterly: "Is that going to be discussed? Okay, I'll stop here and never harass you again, but you can't just give me nothing. In this way, let me finish the trick after a sacrifice." That's it."

He really knows the rules, and he has made a lot of concessions. This is a posture of sincere negotiation, "Well, and..."

Liu Shisan looked around, and said unhappily: "Since you have defeated me, then, in the future, you will place me in this Shengwuchang family and receive an offering."

It sounded as if he had been wronged.

Damn, you still want me to be the cook, Lan He said in a low voice, "You think too well."

Liu Shisan: "?"

Master Fudo, who had been silent all this time, slowly opened his eyes and said, "You leaked the location of the Central Town Bridge, and it is for the capital. After the bridge is built, you must guard the Hundred Year Bridge for us."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Liu Shisan was furious, and was about to struggle immediately: "Fart!! You dare to call Ben Long a bridge-suppressing beast!!"

Before he could move, Lan He pushed him into the soil again, and the electric lights crackled, the smell of barbecue became stronger, and the big black snake flattened in pain.

Mage Fudo: "There is a cycle of karma, and retribution is not good. If you didn't call yourself a dragon, causing many families to gather, I wouldn't have to expose Zhenwu Bridge and tell you to guard the bridge in order to dispel rumors, shouldn't I?"

The moment he refuted the rumors, he had already decided that if Liu Shisan could be subdued, then Liu Shisan should work as a security guard in this park.

Liu Shisan didn't expect it to be like this, but he couldn't move his whole body, only his tail twitched, and regret arose in his heart.

Master Fudo pressed, "Can you agree?"

Liu Shisan looked at the electric light on his body and Lan He's fist, and said unwillingly: "...can you finish the show?"

Master Fudo smiled: "Yes. As long as Your Excellency is willing to guard the bridge, there are still many shows to watch."

Liu Shisan was silent for a while, and said: "I hate living under the bridge the most, so you can plant a big tree by the bridge, and I can sit on top of this tree during the day - I can't even imprison the dragon's activities, right?"

"As long as the Xian family can guard this bridge, it doesn't matter if they come and go." Master Fudo said.

Liu Shisan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately their request was not so frenzied, "Okay, then when you build the bridge, put one of my snake sloughs in it, so I can sense this place at any time, and I can also make your town hide away." specific location."

Master Fudo nodded: "Very good, very good."

Lan He also said: "Also, you have to say, why did you come here, was someone instigated?"

Just as Liu Shisan was about to say, his eyes rolled, "One request for another request. If you want me to answer this question, you have to promise me and give me a incense tower."

It's nothing, Lan He agreed casually: "Yes."

Liu Shisan: "I didn't instruct you, and you are the only ones who are building bridges recently."

Lan He: "Really? Then you have cultivated well, how did you wake up?"

Liu Shisan quickly said: "It's another question. This question is very important. I want to answer it. You will continue to feed me in the future!"

Hu 79 spat, shameless, living outside, the sewers don't have to be connected, and he still wants to beg for food.

Sure enough, Liu Xian's mind is not particularly good, Lan He thought, there is no time limit, so it counts as three sticks of incense for his birthday every year, sighed and pretended to be embarrassed: "Okay!"

Liu Shisan was overjoyed, and said, "Actually, I don't know. I just felt that it was getting hotter and hotter, and I woke up. This may be the greenhouse effect mentioned in "Clear Dream Geometry"."

Everyone: "..."

It's quite good at learning and using.

Lan He was speechless, so it turned out that Liu Xian was asking for a price randomly, but luckily what he asked was not strict, otherwise he would die.Looking at the snake, he was really uncomfortable, especially the touch of the snake's skin.

However, Liu Shisan's behavior doesn't seem like he's lying, so it's really just a coincidence that he woke up and found this place?

Lan He jumped off Liu Shisan's head, and the Great Immortal also took away the formation. Liu Shisan turned into a black-clothed youth with long hair tied behind his head, gloomy face, good-looking features but with Violent, there is a scar on the cheek.

Lan He stared at it for a while.

Liu Shisan was proud of himself, and was really overwhelmed by his long face.

Lan He: "...you were really beaten over the head!"

Liu Shisan: "*&￥#@￥!"

……

Now that the conversation was at an all-time high, Taoist Jiang He was helped up, looked at Lan He carefully, and said with emotion: "I never thought that Mr. Lai is actually impermanent, and we don't know it at all. It's really low-key."

The impermanence has never been mentioned, and the general impermanence is rarely hidden in the industry.

Liu Shisan snorted and said violently, "You're blind, don't you all know him?"

Director Jiang He: "??"

All the mages were shocked. What do you mean they all know each other? Could it be that Lai Wuchang's identity in the yang world is originally from the religious circle in the capital?

Who could it be, Daoist?No, raising a family fairy, is it a fragrant head?

Or not, they all know each other...

Now that they know each other, they must be famous in the industry, so why can't they remember.At this moment, I really can't think of anyone they all know, and they may have this ability, and which one is it.

Everyone stared at Lan He suspiciously, wondering if it was a psychological effect, but right now they really thought he looked familiar, but couldn't remember.

We, really know him?

Lan He: "..."

He originally planned to revive his soul, and changed into a physical body to help form the battle. Liu Shisan had already said that, and he was quite calm.It can be regarded as the first time to be born and the second time to be familiar, alas.

Just wondering if I should continue to lie to the old men, I wonder if I can lie to them, will they react like Ying Shao?

"I really don't know you." Daoist Jiang He scratched his head so hard that his already messy bun almost fell apart.

As he was talking, on the big screen that had been playing "Clear Dream Geometry", the heroine's brother appeared again, his mouth was covered by the hero, his neck was strangled, and only a pair of eyes were exposed.

Glance over:

Come to impermanent eyes.

Behind him are the eyes of the big, big actors on the big screen.

Corresponding before and after, exactly the same.If you can’t see it clearly, and say you don’t know it, you’re really blind.

Masters: "........."

...Fuck, I really know everyone! !Not only them, but their whole family and neighbors also know each other! !

The author has something to say: Hu 79: Of course I know each other, Zunjia is a big star! !

Lan He: The vest is something that falls off and on, and I get used to it