After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He and Song Futan stepped forward and bowed to the old fairy family, "Master Bai? Is it Master Bai?"

Based on this action and tone, Lan He is [-]% sure that his surname is Bai.He even felt that he didn't need to wear a mask just now, this guy wouldn't even look at him at all.

Master Bai Daxian nodded, naturally, he didn't say anything.

"Have Hu 79 and Bai Wu told you what we are doing?" Lan He asked.

Great Immortal Bai still didn't say a word.

Lan He: "..."

He slowly looked at Hu 79 and Bai Wu.

Hu 79 shrugged his shoulders. Don't think that the older Baimen is less autistic. It is because of the longer life. Think about it, even in the capital city, there were only a few people in a street or a village.

Great Immortal Bai has lived in the mountains and forests for a long time, not only because he has to devote himself to cultivation to a certain extent, and overcome tribulations at any time, but also because he can't accept it in the modern society.

Hu 79 explained vaguely: "Bai Daxian is the oldest senior in the Baimen. He lived in seclusion in the mountains a hundred years ago and didn't care about world affairs. He's not very used to such conversations. This time, I'm the first Take Bai Wu to invite the Great Immortal Bai, it is already very good for the Great Immortal to save face!"

"Thank you, Great Immortal." Lan He pondered over, "You were the first to go to Great Immortal Bai? Don't you have any elders in your family?"

And with the white five, the purpose is very clear.However, it stands to reason that the Humen become immortals the most, and their cultivation should be higher.

"Naturally, there are elders. Manager Hu of Zijin City is still here...but," Hu 79 said, "the Zun family doesn't know... Hu Huangbailiu, since Liumen can fight, why is it at the bottom?"

Eh, that's true, Baimen should not be as good at fighting as Liumen.

Lan He: "Isn't it because it's more difficult for them to practice? I heard that molting and hibernation are barriers."

Liumen is not as mournful as Baimen, but life is also difficult, and there is no way to avoid it, so the number of immortal families is not as large as that of Huhuangmen.

Hu 79 said: "That's one! The second is that the ungrown Liumen was killed by the Baimen, and the Baimen can devour Liumen!"

"I'll go." Lan He thought, she still needs to read more about the animal world, otherwise she wouldn't know which one to turn to if she asks for help, "So, the Baimen is the killer of the Liumen."

He glanced at the back of the "veteran assassin", and Master Bai seemed to notice his gaze, and flinched.

Lan He: "..."

Bai Wuwei said weakly: "But as long as the body grows, Liumen can also eat Baimen, but it's a bit painful to eat."

Song Futan said in a calm but sharp tone: "There shouldn't be any animals that eat white gates without pain."

Bai Wu: "..."

Lan He laughed.

Anyway, Baimen has eliminated many unpromising Liumen, and it is considered half the enemy of nature.As far as the Immortal family is concerned, the nemesis can't be said, but at the same level, against the Liumen, the Baimen does have an advantage and more experience than the Huhuangmen.

That's why Hu 79 locked on the target from the very beginning.

As for why she was able to move so fast and invite Master Bai to come out of the mountain - the immortals of this generation are basically the same as Lord Liu of the Beiding Niangniang Temple, who devote themselves to cultivation and don't care about anything - then I have to talk about it from Bai Wu rise.

Hu 79 whispered: "Master Daxian originally said that Bai Wu is the hope of Baimen's revival. Not only did he succeed in cultivation, but also the younger generations found the hope of passing through. Since Bai Wu's respected family has a request, he was willing to give it to him. Dao Fu, but he can’t go out of the mountain. Later, he was told that Bai Wu can now go to the subway, and he described the evening peak to him. Bai Wu backs up."

Lan He: "..."

Almost laughed out loud, he said it was so smooth!People usually find a senior expert, and they don't have to go through untold hardships, right?The feeling is that Gao Ren has been moved by Bai Wu's untold hardships, and maybe he can empathize with him.

That is to say, the seniors of the Baimen, the other sects are not in the same situation as the Baimen.

"Let's talk to the Great Immortal about that family, the Great Immortal does know something about that Liu Xian." Hu 79 said.

But when she finished speaking, Master Bai still remained silent.

"Almost forgot," Hu 79 pretended to be authentic, "The Great Immortal is still more used to conveying with incense."

Master Bai Daxian sighed heavily. In the past, he was friendly to them.

It seems that Bai Wu is still relatively strong among the Baimen, after all, he was born late and was transformed by the times.Lan He took three sticks of incense to offer her respects. Among the incense heads, there has always been a spectrum of incense. According to the different situations of burning incense, one can understand the meaning of the fairy family, such as anti-incense, anger incense, fierce incense, lotus incense, etc. .

And the self-closing Baimen played it to the fullest.

As soon as the incense was lit, Lan He saw that the fireworks were booming, and the smoke formed the shape of a snake, which was very detailed, and one could even see a crown on the snake's head.

Lan He: "..."

...Old artist!

"This, is this the willow fairy?" Lan He asked.

The snake head nodded to show that the Great Immortal agreed, and the smoke formed a number beside it: thirteen.

Lan He figured it out by herself: "Is this snake ranked thirteen?"

Lan He played a game of watching cigarettes and talking, not to mention, the Great Immortal has been immersed in this way for a long time, and he even wanted to praise the storyboard of the Great Immortal...

With Daxian Ye's excellent screen narrative ability, and Bai Wu explaining beside him, Lan He roughly understood.

The Great Immortal did know about the origin of Liu Xian. He was born later than the Great Immortal. He was Liu Shisan of Liumen. It's a cousin, the seniority is indeed quite old, and it's a black snake.

As the saying goes, a thousand years is black and ten thousand years is white. It doesn't mean that it must have lived for tens of thousands of years, but the black snake and the white snake are more magical in the Liumen.

As for the three families of Liu, Chang, and Mang in Liumen, the reason why the Liu family is named Liu is because it is said to have the blood of the ancient divine beast, the nine-headed human-faced green snake Xiang Liu.

Liu Shisan also went to submerged cultivation a long time ago, and the Great Immortal is not familiar with him—of course, who can the Great Immortal be familiar with?So I don't know why Liu Shisan got up and made trouble.

However, the Great Immortal did know something about Liu Shisan's skills. According to Hu 79's description, the current Liu Shisan should have shed his skin a few times, and he couldn't eat it anymore. It's okay to deal with.Lure Liu Shisan out, and then trap him with a formation.

Even with this formation, the Great Immortal could not do it alone.

"We still have a lot of sorcerers, or can we only ask the immortals to set up formations?" Lan He received the answer, people can do it, and she thought that would be good, otherwise, where can I find so many seniors from the four sects.

"Then I'll have to work hard for the Great Immortal." Lan He watched the Great Immortal walking tremblingly. Of course, it's hard to say whether it's a physical problem or a psychological problem...

Master Bai mainly used incense to describe the main content, and then he spoke the second sentence since we met: "You seem to be an impermanence."

"Master Daxian has good eyesight." Lan He had the feeling that there was no need to hide it in front of such an old fairy family, just like the feeling given to him by the Fudo mage, "I usually have a job in Yangjian, and I also have a part-time job of wandering impermanence. "

If he wasn't still facing the corner, Bai Daxian looked like an elder who cared about the younger generation, "Oh, what kind of work do you do?"

Lan He: "Filming, you should know opera, right? It's similar to that, doing acting work."

Great Immortal Bai was silent for a while: "It's just that everyone looks at you, and you take the money?"

Lan He: "...So it's about the same."

Hu 79 raised her hand and said, "A lot of people are watching, our Zun family's box office is very high!" She opened her mouth and blew up a lot of data, which she knew in more detail than Lan He herself.

Daxian Bai couldn't believe it: "So many people (spend money) to see you?"

Lan He: "Yes."

Master Bai took a deep breath, "The strong man in the world is so terrifying!" No wonder the young immortal has made such rapid progress, it turned out that he followed such a noble family.

Lan He: "..."

……

Master Bai is willing to make a move for Lan He's sake. What this fairy means is that Bai Wu is already a member of Lan He's family, and Lan He has also been connected with Baimen.

But it can't be killed right away, the Great Immortal Bai needs to prepare utensils, such as special cinnabar, talisman towns, magic weapons, and at a specific time, when he is alive.

In nature, the winter solstice, summer solstice, meridian, and noon are the north and south meridians.But this is the meridian of death, and the meridian of life is for a certain person. In this day, when the person's yang comes and returns, it is the neutron time of the body, and when the yin begins to be born, it is the noon time.

24 hours a day may be a live meridian.

Snakes are cold things, and when the Great Immortal wanted to choose Liu Shisan's job, it was naturally not that simple, he had to secretly infer.

Lan He's speed frightened Master Fudo. He was also inquiring, and he also found Xiangtou from the four gates. Even that Xiangtou thought of asking for help from Baimen, but he didn't have the quality and efficiency of Lan He...

After all, there is only one Bai Wu.

Anyway, mage Fudo is warmly welcome, and I will go to give advice from the Great Immortal.In addition, he also formally informed the mages who were talking about it, refuted the rumors about the dragon hunt, and bluntly said that he was building the Zhenwu Bridge, and he was provoked by Liuxian. I hope everyone will not trouble him.

Master Fudo has said so, some believe it, and some don't.Some people who didn't understand even asked, if the snake dares to pretend to be a dragon, is it really about to transform into a dragon?At least a few legs have grown, or become dragons?Is it feasible to invest in advance?

After all, this Liuxian really tormented the capital city with continuous torrential rain, so people can't help but think about it.

Under such weather, I don’t know if it’s the netizen’s guess, or rumors have spread, and some people have started to spread that the recent rain may be caused by floods.

The so-called "walking Jiao" refers to the fact that the Jiao has gone through catastrophe and wants to transform into a dragon and deliberately send floods so that it can return to the sea along the flood.

The so-called jiao may be transformed by a snake, or it may be eel, fish, etc. They can advance to become a jiao, and a jiao can then advance to become a dragon. There are more than ten thousand difficulties.

Now some low-lying places, including subway stations, have been affected by stagnant water, but there is definitely a distance compared to floods, so although this statement is sloppy, although everyone is talking about it enthusiastically, it will not be taken seriously by the public.

Lan He was in the crew, and he also heard someone talking about it, and it was just an anecdote.Rather than spreading the word that there is a dragon in the capital recently, it is better to talk about it and tell this story.

During her break, Lan He watched dramas with her mobile phone.

Song Futan got into the car and saw Lan He's screen, "Is this... a family drama?" It didn't seem to be Lan He's usual taste.

"Oh, yes, it's okay to watch, Yu Mengmeng and the others recommended it." Lan He said that it was the drama about single mothers with babies that they talked to Lan He before. Not to mention, the rhythm of this drama is quite good, and he always I can empathize with it, and I can't let it go when I see it.

Song Futan didn't watch it either, so I sat down and watched it, and it happened that the daughter in the drama was having trouble, and the uncle next door was interested in her mother, and she just made a show of being nice to her mother, and she cried and made a fuss, even rolled on the ground, calling her uncle name of...

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "That's it..."

What's more, the house leak happened to rain all night, the daughter didn't finish the fight, the eldest son came back to steal the money, and then ran out.

Lao Bai hummed "Go home and have a look", and got in, "Hello, good news, the great fairy found the same thing again."

Lan He stretched out her hand sadly, wrapped it around Lao Bai's neck, and the invisible chain connecting him and Song Futan wrapped around Lao Bai, and pulled back: "Why are you so unfilial?"

Old Bai stuck out his tongue: "Ho! Ho!!"

His eyes were about to protrude, and his face collapsed.

It's fine to seduce him, but he didn't do anything today!He said good news every time he opened his mouth, and he didn't even ask for money, why! !

Song Futan pulled the chain away, and patted Lan He comfortingly: "It's okay, he is him, Lao Bai is Lao Bai."

Lao Bai: "? He, who is it??"

Lan He pressed pause, and his mood gradually calmed down, "No one. Thank you for your hard work, have you handed over the things?"

"Give it to the Great Immortal." Lao Bai said, "I asked him if the other calculations were all right, but he didn't say anything. The Great Immortal is too proud!"

There are only a few people who know the identity of the Great Immortal Lord, and Lao Bai can't tell it. He only knows that he is an old senior, and he feels that he is worthy of being a master of the world. Have a look.

The corner of Lan He's mouth twitched: "Yes, quite proud."

No, in fact, Lan He still doesn't know what the Great Immortal looks like...

He looked at Song Futan, he was in the crew, but he was also very concerned about the progress there.

Song Futan called Master Fudo, and the Master connected and said, "There is only one troupe left. This standard is a bit high, and it is more dangerous. We are considering it."

"Theatrical troupe?" Lan He said, "What do you mean?"

He almost thought it was a medicinal material with the same name, and thought that the utensils that the Great Immortal Lord wanted were not like this.

"It's to lure Liu Shisan out." Master Fudo said, "This introduction, the Great Immortal also said just now." The Great Immortal Bai was still more cautious, and he didn't want to tell too many people, fearing that something might go wrong.

For the past few days, the Great Immortal has been staying with them, hiding his body, only occasionally seeing a snow-white hedgehog with silvery light shining on its thorns.

Lao Bai suddenly said: "I know this. Liu Xian is actually the reincarnation of a monk who fell due to anger in his previous life." When it comes to the business of the underworld, Lao Bai naturally understands.Because of this, Liu Men was born with the pain of shedding his skin.

"After these willow celestial beings have become climates, some of them will still remember a little bit about their previous lives. Even if they can't remember, their anger will not change, and their greed will remain. Therefore, it is said that most of the mysterious hidden cultivation of willow celestial beings is for the cultivation of concentration. If you form a bond with others, your practice will be ruined. You can see that there is "Legend of the White Snake" in the world, which is similar to that white snake.

Lao Bai said: "In the past, when Yang Jian set up a stage to sing operas, if there was any love content, Liu Xian would like to watch it very much. was brought out."

Master Fudo said: "That's right, old Mr. Bai said that Liu Shisan used to occupy the surrounding area of ​​the moat just to listen to the palace singing at any time. He was recruited by famous actors. So he also has very good taste. We think that this actor is really not good." Find them, and protect them.”

"No...you mean...that Liu Shisan, he likes to watch pornographic content?" Lan He was still immersed in that detail.

Lao Bai: "Yes, the more greasy and crooked the better."

Lan He: "..."

When Lan He thinks of the gloomy, irascible, bragging, and capable big snake fairy who can't fall in love due to his practice, he can only watch love dramas every day to satisfy his cravings, and maybe he will say to the stage like the drama chasing girls, "It's so sweet, I'm dead." ", speechless for a moment.

Eh, no, maybe that's why he is so irritable and loves to fight...?

After a long time, Lan He said slowly: "Then you don't necessarily need to find Kunqu Opera or Peking Opera actors. Why don't you set up a curtain there and play TV dramas? Anyway, he mainly wants to watch romance."

Lao Bai and Master Fudo were stunned for a moment.

Lao Bai: "Can this be done?"

Lan He: "The more boring and crooked you are, the better. In fact, he mainly wants to watch the plot, not appreciate the art of opera. Comparing with the TV series is good acting."

Lao Bai: "...that's right."

One of them is a bachelor and the other is a monk. After hearing the proposal from the great fairy who is out of the era, they didn't feel wrong at all. They even went along to think about whether there were any Beijing opera actors who could meet Liu Shisan's taste.

Now that Lan He said it, they both think it makes sense.

Master Fudo immediately said, "I'll ask..."

Then hang up.

……

Mage Fudo called his fellow mages and shared his new proposal.

"Hey, I actually thought of it a long time ago... I'm just embarrassed to say, I thought I had to sing."

"That's a good idea. Anyway, the level of singing may not be good enough and it may be dangerous. Let's try playing a film and television drama."

"I was misled by the Great Immortal. The old man has been hiding from the world for a long time."

"..."

Master Fudo nodded: "I'll borrow the projection equipment, but, do you guys know which drama is more 'sweet'? The Great Immortal said that Liu Shisan's taste is quite sticky."

There are monks present, but there are also Taoist priests, Xiangtou, and Fengshui masters, and some of them are married.But when it comes to sweet dramas, isn't this embarrassing them?

Everyone scratched their heads, and each talked about the romance drama they had heard about, and discussed which plot was sweeter based on their own understanding.For a while the picture was a little nice.

Fortunately, Xiangtou thought of something and said, "Yes, yes, the drama "Qingmeng Geometry" that our Miaoganshan tourism image spokesperson performed before, do you remember that you were misunderstood and saluted him. I heard from my granddaughter that this drama is the sweetest this year!"

"Oh, that Lan He, my daughter also likes it very much. Today I am still talking about the Golden Lily Award. I hope he can be nominated."

"I seem to have heard of this drama, and I think Lan He is also a good actor. Although his views are different from ours, he still does his job well."

"Then choose "Clear Dream Geometry"?"

Everyone said, looking at Mage Fudo.

The Taoist scratched his head, "Master, what do you think? It's very sweet."

The old mage was in a state of concentration: "... Amitabha, just, let's play this drama!"

The author has something to say: Grand Immortal Bai: This person's occupation is terrifying!