After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Song Qiyun sat on a chair and lectured on plays to Lan He and Xiao Yuqian.

Waiting for the general content, the characters played by Lan He and Xiao Yuqian came to a temple. Xiao Yuqian, the ghost of the underworld, dismissed the temple and only stared at his notebook to settle accounts. Lan He bowed and then Xiao Yuqian Yuqian taunted him, but he didn't expect the protagonist to look different, but he would worship God, and the two had a conversation.

——After Lan He and Song Futan communicated, they deleted the name Xiao Lai from the script, but they didn't come up with a new name either.Song Qiyun even thought it was better this way, from the beginning to the end, the protagonist's name never appeared.

After Song Qiyun finished speaking, she asked them if they had any questions. Xiao Yuqian said, "Director Song, I feel...are you talking about religion or philosophy?"

Song Qiyun and Lan He both laughed.

Xiao Yuqian chuckled: "I've heard you said it, and I know it's about ghosts, but it's actually talking about people. I just feel that, even from the inside, the protagonist who really symbolizes ghosts and gods is different from what I imagined. "

"I remember you grew up abroad?" Song Qiyun asked.

Xiao and Qian nodded.

Song Qiyun said: "The theory of ghosts and gods is derived from human civilization. The ancient civilizations were all born in the valley area, the Nile River Valley, the Indus Valley and the Yellow River Valley. Three major religious river systems were born respectively, and the other two major religious river systems The core is prophets, prophecies, mysticism, etc. The core beliefs of the Huaxia family are not those, but sages, a philosopher religion, and the rationality itself will be larger, especially before some Buddhist ideas are integrated. "

Therefore, even though what he depicts are absurd ghosts and gods, they are also absurd, with rational thoughts.

Xiao Yuqian nodded straightly, feeling that they should read more traditional stories.

But after Song Qiyun finished speaking, he played against the protagonist again, and he really had a new feeling.

After their conversation, Xiao and Qian asked the protagonist: "You worship so many temples and so many gods, which temple is the most spiritual? Is it the spirit of Mount Tai? Is it the spirit of Wudang Mountain? Or this ruined temple?"

The protagonist stared at the dust on the statue, and whispered: "It works everywhere, but it doesn't work everywhere."

"Cut!" Song Qiyun yelled loudly.

Lan He and Xiao Yuqian also stopped performing.

Yu Mengmeng, who was sitting on the sidelines watching, smiled and said, "It's really hard for Director Song, this time I have to shout so loudly for every cut."

Song Qiyun is usually a very elegant person, and she doesn't like to scold actors, but whoever makes their films have ghosts, the old rule is to shout cut must be loud, and actors can't make plays, even if there are other things, they will believe it. Both the yin and yang worlds must know that it was just filming.

Song Qiyun forced a smile, in fact, he also hesitated, whether or not to shout loudly, there was an impermanence on the set.Thinking about it later, this was shouted for others...

"By the way, we are all at the foot of Mount Tai. Do you want to take the time to worship?" Xiao Yuqian suggested, "I heard that there is Bixia Yuanjun Temple here." He just said that he wanted to understand the tradition, so Just figured it out.

"Why, worship Taishan empress, you ask for a son?" someone jokingly said.

Xiao Yuqian: "...I rely on you?"

Yu Mengmeng smiled and helped him out: "Could it be that worshiping the Empress of Mount Tai is only for begging for a son? I don't understand at first glance. The Empress of Mount Tai also controls the soldiers of the Yue Mansion. She looks after the good and evil in the world, protects all living beings, and responds to Kyushu. "

"That's right, that's right!" Xiao Yuqian blushed seeing the goddess speak for him, "Ah, compared to the Empress Temple on the Jinding Miaogan Mountain in the west of Beijing, which one is more spiritual?"

"It's a pity that you just finished the match," Lan He said, "Of course it works in both places, and it doesn't work in both places."

Xiao Yuqian: "..."

Yu Mengmeng also had his own interpretation, "That's right, sincerity leads to spirit!"

Someone responded to go along.

Yu Mengmeng said: "Then everyone who has agreed to go must go. The local people told me that you can't just make a wish to go to Mount Tai, otherwise the empress will be angry. Moreover, there are several types of people who cannot go to Mount Tai."

Originally, some people just wanted to rest, but Yu Mengmeng said that there was a taboo, which made them excited and asked if they could go.

"Hey, the first one is that children of Taishan Mountain cannot go. It is the same as the rules of Miaogan Mountain. If your mother got you by tying a doll to beg for a child in the Empress Temple, then you can't go up, because you This is the boy next to the empress, maybe the empress misses you, so she will take you back as soon as she sees it." Yu Mengmeng was quite eloquent, but when he said it, the atmosphere at the scene became mysterious.

Many people don't know about this, and they whispered to each other, and became more and more interested, "Then who else? Can Baziqing go?"

Yu Mengmeng said seriously: "There are still some people who cannot go, such as those with heart and lung diseases, high blood pressure, and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases..."

Everyone: "..."

They burst out laughing.

Yu Mengmeng recovered her lively expression, and asked Song Qiyun again: "Director, are you going?"

Song Qiyun asked Lan He first, "...are you going?"

Everyone thought about it, Song Dao was really kind to Lan He, and he was asked for his opinion when climbing the mountain.How did she know that Song Qiyun was just thinking about it, isn't this just Lan He's lair, so it wouldn't be appropriate not to let him go.

Lan He: "Mountain climbing is fine."

"It means just burn incense, we understand you." Xiao Yuqian patted Lan He on the shoulder, the famous atheist.

Lan He smiled shyly.

"Lan He is really a good actor." The camera boss came over. After filming the scene just now, he felt that Lan He's acting skills are very delicate, so he had some impressions.

"Yes, that's great." Song Qiyun walked away expressionlessly.

……

The film crew already had a scene to pick up on the mountain, and after the pick up, some volunteers continued to climb up a section to burn incense at the Bixia Yuanjun Temple.

Many branches on both sides of the Panshan Road are tied with red strings, and the stones are pressed.

Dou Chunting helped Lan He and Song Futan with cellphones and water with a bruised nose and swollen face. This was the price of his mouth, and he had been acting like a cow to his cousin for several days.

It's already like this, Dou Chunting is not being honest, "I left in a hurry that day..."

Song Futan glanced at him.

Dou Chunting changed his words: "That day I ran away in a hurry, and I didn't hear what you guys said to my uncle. Brother, can you tell me how you met each other, and what happened in Xingshuang later, the first time you acted. See you?"

Lan He felt that instead of letting Dou Chunting make up his mind, it would be better to tell him.The last time Dou Chunting brainstormed, he came up with a sadomasochism substitute. He briefly introduced: "That was the first time I saw it in my life. You have seen it once. I have always covered my face in the underworld."

After Lan He finished speaking in a few words, Dou Chunting said emotionally: "I didn't expect that in this era, I can still see the existence of blind marriages!"

Song Futan and Lan He: "??"

Dou Chunting danced and danced: "One of you didn't say what your name is, and the other didn't see each other's face. Isn't this the same as a blind marriage?"

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan: "Before you confessed, did you know what your siblings looked like?"

Dou Chunting: "..."

Dou Chunting faltered for a moment, he always forgot that he is an online lover, and he has no right to laugh at others.But it was also his cousin's words that made him belatedly realize why his cousin's attitude was so bad before he asked for help.

Lan He couldn't help but said, "Both of you are not qualified to talk about each other..."

Dou Chunting: "..."

Song Futan: "..."

Dou Chunting watched, his cousin really remained silent.Absolutely, this shows the status of the family.

The crew climbed up to the Bixia Temple one after another, and many of them chose to burn incense. There were also believers burning incense towers and ingots at the scene.Lan He and the others stood watching from a distance, only admiring the scenery and not worshiping God.

However, in the stove outside, a piece of paper dust fluttered with the wind, and it actually floated in front of Lan He.

Lan He reached out to hold the piece of paper dust and looked at it.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Dou Chunting asked curiously seeing that Lan He didn't let go, and was still staring at the paper ashes.

"This is a letter from Lao Bai to me." Lan He said, "He wanted to see me but didn't dare to come, so he wrote a letter to ask for forgiveness, asking if I could promise not to beat him when we meet."

Dou Chunting's eyes widened: "Really?" He carefully looked at Lan He's expression, and then slapped his forehead again, "Hey, the acting skills are unbelievable."

Lan He: "..."

Dou Chunting asked Song Futan: "Cousin, do you think this is really a letter? Is it really an apology letter?"

Song Futan: "It's a letter, but I don't know it. Yinsi has its own font."

Lan He nodded: "Well, this is equivalent to encryption. He may feel ashamed and doesn't want to be seen by others."

He hasn't learned this word before, it's like a rope, if you become impermanent, you can learn it without a teacher, it's crooked.

Dou Chunting couldn't help asking: "Fangzheng Yin Division is traditional?"

Lan He: "..."

They babbled a few words, and after the crew finished burning incense, they went down the mountain.

Before reaching the bottom of the mountain, he heard commotion behind him. Lan He turned around and saw that the actors who thought it was the crew had been recognized by the tourists, but only when he vaguely saw someone lying on the ground did he feel something was wrong.

I rushed up to see that it was a cameraman from the crew who had fainted.

"Is there something wrong?" Lan He asked, before Yu Mengmeng said that he had a physical problem and couldn't climb the mountain.

"I'm looking at his health card, there's nothing wrong with it." Song Qiyun said, and asked their photography team leader, who also said that the young man is very strong, and he usually has the habit of exercising in order to carry heavy equipment.

The emergency call has already been made, and there are medical staff in the scenic spot, but everyone is worried.

The colleague in the same room as the photographer suddenly said weakly: "I remembered something. Teacher Yu told me about the legend about the Taishan boy before. He told me that his mother went to Taishan to beg for a son and begged him."

Everyone: "...Damn it!"

"I, I'll go, I've really heard this saying." Yu Mengmeng was also dumbfounded, "Then why is he still here?"

Colleague: "I also asked him if he was still coming, and he said why not. His father also went to the XX Infertility Hospital at the same time. It's hard to say whether he was sent by Empress Taishan or the attending physician."

Everyone: "..."

In fact, it's hard to say whether people have chronic diseases at ordinary times, but it just happened at this time. This situation makes people can't help but think about it.

"Let's wait for the medical staff, don't touch him yet." Lan He said calmly, "Even if you want to think about it, there is still Dou Chunting's spiritual sentence."

"That's right, it might be enough to take some medicine and get an injection, everyone spread out and let him breathe." Someone greeted.

Lan He's words calmed people down a bit, but some people thought about it. The Lingjue painted Zhong Kui, and on Mount Tai was an old lady, a relative of Zhong Kui's immediate boss... Does Lingjue really work?

Song Qiyun quietly found Lan He: "What the hell is going on here! Quickly ask!"

What if someone explained this here.

Song Futan: "Keep your voice down."

Song Qiyun didn't suppress her voice, someone had already glanced at her just now.

Song Qiyun quickly covered up and said: "Lan He, ask your fellow doctor!"

Lan He said in a low voice: "Director Song, if you want me to ask, you have to find a place first and let me die."

Song Qiyun: "..."

Lan He: "And once I leave my soul, Song Futan will also be taken away, and my soul seduction rope is tied to him."

Song Qiyun: "What??"

He was dizzy for a while, and he still doesn't know about it.

I'm the lucky one, I'm the lucky one, Song Qiyun brainwashed herself twice, and said, "Okay, I'll cover you, hurry up and check."

Song Qiyun pretended to be very bitter and told them to go to a place with a good signal and call an expert.

The two went to the car, and Dou Chunting guarded them, just like that.

Sitting up, Lan He could still see Dou Chunting stretching out his hand to check the breath of the two of them, and found that they were not breathing at all. He couldn't help but beat Song Futan. Although he didn't dare to beat him, even though he was posing, he looked happy.

Lan He: "Your brother never thought that we didn't leave so fast?"

Song Futan: "How can you think without a brain?"

Lan He glanced again speechlessly, then floated up the mountain.

The speed of the soul body is much faster than that of the physical body. When Lan He floated outside the temple, she heard a burst of rough laughter, like a barbell, with an innocent and romantic tone: "Hehe, hahahahaha..."

If Lan He used his body, he would definitely have goose bumps all over his body.

"It seems to be the voice of a photographer." Lan He had an impression of him, so he climbed up to the wall and took a look. It was true that the photographer's soul was in the courtyard, pretending to be a house party with a group of bare-bottomed dolls.

These little dolls were dressed very familiarly. Lan He had seen them in Miaogan Mountain before, and they were reincarnated as Miaomiao. Their identities were self-evident.

Although they were innocent children, but because of the gloomy sky, the arrogant photographer who was still giggling, and the fact that they ate fragrant flowers and candles, this scene was extraordinarily weird.

Even Lan He swallowed, mustering up her courage.

"Let's go." Lan He and Song Futan went in together, "Hello kids, I have a question, when did this kid come?"

One of the bare-bottomed dolls rushed over as soon as he saw Lan He: "You stay too! You stay too!"

Lan He: "Haha, don't be in a hurry, brother is playing with you. You answer brother's question first, did that kid come here just now?"

He refers to the photographer who is being silly.

The bare-bottomed doll said: "Yes, we happen to be missing one person, he is our little friend, stay and play games with us."

"Then you don't play this game, can't you play something asymmetrical?" Lan He asked.

The bare-bottomed doll didn't care so much, and took his hand, "Come on, come on."

"Wait, brother discuss with you, let that kid go home, the two of us will play a fun game with you, okay?" Lan He hugged him and asked gently.

The bare-bottomed little baby looked at Lan He hesitantly.

"No, then I'm leaving, you guys continue to play?"

"No! I want you, I want you!" These bare-bottomed Tarzan dolls all liked Lan He, and agreed to exchange him for him.

Lan He took out his fan and slapped it on the photographer who was still in a silly mood: "The soul returns to my body!"

……

Lao Bai climbed up from the ground. Although Lan He didn't reply, he really missed Lan He so much, especially after losing a bet just now... So, Lao Bai decided to take the risk!

"Father—" Lao Bai yelled quietly, but there was no response, only the crisp laughter of the child could be heard.

Are you playing with kids?Lao Bai rubbed his hands, put on a smile and walked into the yard, and saw Lan He and Song Futan playing rope skipping with a group of little ghosts, they threw the rope, and the dolls rushed in one by one, jumping neatly, " One! Two! Three! Come in again!"

They all danced pretty well, and the line had grown to nearly twenty dolls jumping at the same time, and none of them tripped over the skipping rope.

Take a closer look, what jumping rope is clearly the seduction rope uniformly distributed by their Dongyue Yinsi, one end is in Lan He's hand and the other end is in Song Futan's hand!

Lao Bai: "..."

Laobai is mad, how many ways to use our Soul Sorcerer in the end.

Lan He: "Do you need it longer? I'll make it longer. You can also jump with two ropes. Do you dare to jump?"

Lao Bai suddenly reacted and screamed: "No!!"

God damn two ropes, the other one is to add the seductive rope that Lord Xie Bi'an used to throw it together!

Lan He saw Lao Bai: "Huh? Why are you here?"

Lao Bai trotted forward stiffly with his robe in his hand and said, "Come and say hello, are you playing with the brat?"

Lan He looked at him with a half-smile.

Lao Bai made a posture, ready to avoid it at any time.

"I won't beat you anymore, do me a favor." Lan He said.

Lao Bai was ecstatic, "You mean, everything before is wiped out?"

Lan He nodded.

Lao Bai rolled up his sleeves: "What, tell me."

Half a minute later, it was Lao Bai and a paper figurine who were shaking the rope.

And be disgusted by Taishan Doll: "He doesn't shake well at all."

Lao Bai: "Nonsense, I am No.1 in the netherworld rope skipping competition."

Tarzan Doll: "Damn! Your Majesty never said there was such a competition!"

Lao Bai: "..."

Damn, kinda smart.

"How long will it take to shake?" Lao Bai turned to look at Lan He, but Lan He had already disappeared without a trace while he was chatting with the Taishan doll, and the bare-bottomed dolls who also discovered this did not skip rope anymore, crying loudly Jump on him, "It's all you, it's all you!"

These are boys from Niangniang Temple, they can't be beaten, some of them are so talented, they don't know whether they will be high officials or heroes in the next life, the old white face turned green, turned and crawled underground, and was caught He took off his belt and dragged it out——

The first responders sensed that they rescued the fainted photographer and sent him to the hospital, only to revive him, but he couldn't judge the cause of the accident. After inquiring about his work, he judged that he was not well rested.

The crew is busy with work, so there seems to be nothing wrong with this conclusion, but everyone still discussed the matter of Taishan baby, and felt a little suspenseful.

At about this time, the company first passed the good news to Lan He, he had nominated a movie award for Best Supporting Actor.In other words, "Chasing" has selected many projects for several film awards, and this is one of the most valuable awards. Besides him, there are also Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Cinematography... ...and many more nominations.

This year is not a big movie year, and this is Liu Chunyang's meticulously prepared work, and everyone has already predicted the result.

The actors and staff of the crew also congratulated Lan He when they found out. Xiao Yuqian also analyzed the possibility of winning the award for him for a long time.

Being able to nominate Lan He is already quite satisfying. Thinking of this, the role creation is also related to his part-time job, and Lao Bai is not useless... By the way, I don't know if Lao Bai has come out of the temple.

As he thought about it, he burned some child support to Lao Bai.

The filming in Dai'an is about to end. The crew returned to the capital for filming. Before returning, the staff specially reminded the group that the weather in the capital is bad recently, and the heavy rain is almost constant. Everyone should prepare umbrellas and raincoats. Drenched chicken.

The crew's equipment was transported back by a special car at high speed, and it took only a few hours. Song Qiyun had nightmares, dreaming that the equipment and materials were lost, and insisted on escorting them back.

Lan He thought that the one who had the nightmare was actually me, so he quickly went back to Beijing with Song Qiyun to have a chat, and they took the car back together.

This uncle and elder brother don't take the high-speed rail anymore, and Dou Chunting can't leave them behind. He followed them attentively, and said that with our spirit sentence, and sleeping on his pillow, my uncle will never have nightmares again.It is his pride to mention it whenever he has time.

Song Qiyun and another staff member were sitting in the big car, while Dou Chunting drove the small car, carrying Lan He and Song Futan.

As soon as I entered the boundary of the capital, I just crossed the boundary, and Dou Chunting suddenly said to me: "Then what, what, what, cousin, cousin!!"

Song Futan glanced out, "Whirlwind? It's quite small." It's not a tornado, and it's unlikely that there will be a tornado in the interior, just a whirlwind as tall as a person.

Lan He: "Cousin??"

Dou Chunting: "It's not small, no matter how small it is, it's a whirlwind. I heard from my dad that there is a ghost whirlwind, the god of spinning up, and the ghost of spinning down!" Ghost whirlwind has the word ghost, which means that ghosts come riding on the whirlwind , The people you meet are naturally unlucky.

Song Futan: "It seems to be coming this way..."

Lan He: "..."

Why was he the only one who heard those two words just now?

Lan He didn't have the strength to struggle anymore. She turned her head and looked. Indeed, the small whirlwind, which was as tall as a person, was coming towards them. Because the vehicle was moving, it also moved...

Lan He looked carefully, looked into the wind, and laughed: "I was shocked too, it's okay, it should be my family fairy who came to pick me up."

He had just entered the capital and was still at the border, so they came, and he probably missed Lan He a lot.Not only ghosts can ride whirlwinds, but also house immortals, and it saves effort here.

Dou Chunting twitched a bit: "Jia Xian, I have heard the legend of Lao Duo, Hu Xian and Huang Xian, but I have never seen it. Be good, can you...can you masturbate?"

Hu Huang Erxian is also the fairy family that people most often hear about.Although Dou Chunting's cousin could see dirty things, he never talked about them with them. When he encountered a ghost himself, he was still very curious about the legendary Baojiaxian.

Lan He: "Mass it?"

He looked back and forth, and as soon as he got off the highway, the cars behind him were far away. He opened the window, and a whirlwind crashed in.A huge hedgehog smashed into the car, and when she sat up, her two black bean eyes were dizzy, and it was Yiping who dared to go out.

Dou Chunting: "...... Excuse me."

The author has something to say: Lan He: Don't worry, there's another fox who just passed the sewer