After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He laughed, Dou Chunting looked at him again, "..."

So scary, so pitiful, still laughing?

"I'm sorry, I thought of something funny." Lan He turned his face away, not looking at Song Futan's expression, he couldn't help it.These two are indeed brothers. Although Dou Chunting was unlucky, Song Futan fell in love with Lan He even without knowing his real name and appearance...

Song Futan who was connoted: "..."

Dou Chunting thought that he felt that he was making up nonsense, and said to Song Futan: "Cousin, you understand me! I didn't talk about it, there is a ghost in the fucking notebook!"

Unexpectedly, his cousin gave him a very stern look, and he trembled, not knowing what he did wrong.

Song Futan stood up with a frosty face: "Stop talking."

Dou Chunting still mistakenly thought that he was dissatisfied with his talking about ghosts in front of Lan He, and counseled: "I didn't mean to scare him, it's not that he questioned me."

Song Futan took another look, and Dou Chunting completely silenced, and he said flatly, "I'll go with you to have a look at your place."

"Now?" Dou Chunting's face turned pale, extremely disturbed.

The more frightened he is, the weaker he will be when facing ghosts. Dou Chunting is obviously frightened, and now that the sun is about to set, he is even more impatient.

"Then you rest overnight, I'll make a phone call, you go..." Song Futan was halfway through speaking, but he remembered that the construction of the Zhenwu Bridge was about to start, Master Fudo was watching and chanting scriptures, and several masters in the temple were also very busy recently. Reluctantly said, "You stay and stay at my place tonight, and I'll go and see your notebook tomorrow."

Dou Chunting nodded obediently, staring at the dishes on the table: "That's right, I rushed out just now, and I didn't receive my takeaway..."

Song Futan: "..."

He didn't think Dou Chunting was too scared, did he?This is alive and kicking.

Song Futan gave this cousin some vegetables and a bowl of fish soup. After he finished eating the hot food, he was next to his cousin again. There was also Lan He instilling scientific ideas, and his spirit became more stable. Look at Lan He There is a cat villa and a terrarium at home, "Do you have a cat? Can it suck?"

"No cat." Lan He said, "I haven't raised anything yet, it's empty."

Fortunately, there was a hedgehog in the family. There were too few people who kept foxes, and raising them at the same time was more likely to arouse suspicion, so Lan He didn't intend to expose the fox at home from the beginning.

Dou Chunting said disappointedly: "I haven't raised it yet, what a pity."

Hu 79 squinted at him, and even poohed, "What are cats?"

Ever since she knew that she was using a cat villa, she had hated the cat.

Dou Chunting didn't know it, and went to look at the hedgehog again, but when he stood here and looked, the hedgehog turned around with his back facing him, and when he changed direction, the hedgehog also changed direction, as if he had eyes behind him.

In the end, the tiny hind legs stretched out as if inadvertently, hooked the curtain made of towels, and slowly closed it...

Dou Chunting: "..."

Dou Chunting burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha! It's quite spiritual!"

Bai Wu: "..."

Just looking at Dou Chunting's current appearance, I really can't imagine that he was still crying just now, Song Futan mercilessly said to Dou Chunting: "Get ready to go up."

Dou Chunting: "Oh."

Lan He wanted to remind Dou Chunting not to hurt Song Futan's heart next time, so she asked him in a low voice, "Do you feel that cousin is particularly indifferent to you today?"

Dou Chunting said foolishly: "Hahaha, he has never been enthusiastic anyway!"

Lan He: "..."

……

Before going home, Dou Chunting saw her cousin going to the room with Lan He, but she didn't know what to say.After returning upstairs, my cousin took out a piece of paper with a cold face (or normality): "I will draw a talisman for you, go to bed early at night, don't think too much."

"Brother, when did you know how to draw talismans?" Dou Chunting felt strange, and when he saw the paper, wasn't it the paper of an ordinary notepad, with a line on it, he couldn't help but hesitantly let out an "uh".

Look again, my cousin wrote four words on the paper with a brush.

Song Futan's brush calligraphy has always been very good, this Dou Chunting knows, but those four characters are written clearly, and the cursive script used, he can even recognize that the writing is "clean and unstained".

Song Futan handed the note to Dou Chunting.

Dou Chunting: "...is this a talisman??!"

It's funny, the more he thinks about it, the more he is wrong, and these four words are not from Buddhist scriptures. When did Buddhism draw symbols? Isn't this all a Taoist method.Furthermore, I have never seen anyone use notepad paper and running calligraphy to draw symbols.

Ghost drawing talisman Ghost drawing talisman, those runes are said to be unrecognizable by people!

Cousin said to tell him not to think too much, how can people not think too much when holding this thing.

Song Futan: "Just take it well."

Dou Chunting did not dare to challenge his cousin, so he weakly accepted this strange talisman.

Before going to bed, Dou Chunting looked at the room, and Song Futan cleaned up the guest bedroom temporarily.He wanted to rub Song Futan's bed at first, but found that his cousin put a sword under the pillow. He was a little afraid that he would follow Cao Cao's example, so he obediently fell asleep.

Dou Chunting put the note beside the pillow, even though his cousin told him not to think about it and go to bed early, he couldn't help thinking about it.

Alas, what should I do tomorrow, my cousin is going to help him get rid of that notebook... But can he not go himself, the thought of it makes him very scared.And he liked each other at the beginning, besides the other party is very funny, it is because she knows himself very well.

But now, he strongly suspects that the other party understands him because he has been staring at him from the screen!

Just thinking about it, Dou Chunting felt chills down his back. The surprise and sweetness he once had had all turned into nightmares, and he couldn't fall asleep. He tossed and turned, and couldn't help taking out his mobile phone to play.

He even found it unbelievable that he was addicted to online dating and didn't look at his mobile phone very much. He was obviously a patient with severe mobile phone use, and his state was really obsessed with ghosts.

Dou Chunting reminded himself not to think wildly for a while, but for a while it was difficult to suppress those imaginations, and fell asleep for a while, but woke up again within two hours, and got up irritably to go to the toilet.

Originally, Dou Chunting's courage was not bad, but these days' events made him a little afraid to go to the bathroom in the dark after he left the bedroom. He turned on the bedroom light, and then turned on the porch light after he went out, but he still felt chilly and cold There was an ominous atmosphere in the air, even though he kept saying in his heart, don't scare yourself, he couldn't help but buckle the slippers with his toes, curled up white.

He quickly went to the toilet, and as soon as he stepped out of the toilet, the light in the living room flickered twice, so frightened that Dou Chunting almost cried out.It turned out that nothing happened, and with tears in his eyes, he fled back to the bed.

After turning off the bedroom light, Dou Chunting tremblingly pressed the phone, the screen turned on, the time was two o'clock in the morning.It really was an accident just now, he scared himself, the warm blanket gave him courage, he decided to continue sleeping quickly.

"Huh." Dou Chunting breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to put down the phone. At this moment, he saw a prompt on the phone: Bluetooth has been connected.

He froze for a moment, and the ghost almost opened the notification, and the connected device was his laptop...

It's like a gust of cold air rushing from the soles of the feet to the Tianling Gai along the back!

Dou Chunting clenched his teeth and wanted to call out to his cousin, but when he opened his mouth, he was so dry and tense that he couldn't make a sound. The bed was warm, but his body was cold.

A faint blue light seemed to be reflected on the cheek, and Dou Chunting turned her head in fear, her eyes widened... I saw a familiar laptop with a cracked screen on the bedside table at some point, except for the cracks and the dull wallpaper on the screen. No, but scared him to tears.

"what--!!"

A human face floated up on the screen, and strands of souls seemed to come out from the cracks and stretched out towards Dou Chunting, "Didn't we make an appointment, Ben Xian..."

Who wants to run with you!Dou Chunting was frightened and crawled back, the arm-shaped smoke protruded out, and when he almost touched him, he backed away abruptly.

Only then did Dou Chunting come to his senses, and looking down, he didn't know when he grabbed the so-called talisman paper given by his cousin.

The arm swaggered at him from a distance, with slender and slender fingers, and the nails were seductively pale pink. As soon as his heart was shaken, he felt a faint burning sensation on the paper, and his brain instantly woke up.

Dou Chunting plucked up the courage to unfold the paper, facing the screen, and at the same time, stretched out his arms again.

The scriptures written in ink overlapped into a talisman, and when that hand touched the paper talisman, the shape of the words on the paper was scattered and folded again, becoming a rune that he couldn't identify, faintly glowing with golden light!

Chick, the hand retreated quickly as if burned by the golden light, and with a faint scream, the golden light of the rune also faded away.

At this time, the door was pushed open, and Song Futan appeared at the door holding a sword.

"Cousin, cousin!" Dou Chunting ran towards his cousin and hid behind him, "That's it, it..." Then he went to look at the bedside table, but there was nothing there, he trembled Said: "It, it was still there just now, it's that notebook, that damn laptop..."

Could it be that he was dreaming just now?

Dou Chunting thought of something, turned on the phone and looked, the blood was about to freeze again, the Bluetooth was still connected to the computer, "She's still there, look, she's still there!"

Dou Chunting tapped his phone frantically to disconnect the Bluetooth connection, but his fingers were cold and trembling, so he could not click accurately.

"Xiaoxi!" Dou Chunting called the artificial intelligence housekeeper on his mobile phone.

"Is there anything I can do to help you?" the artificial intelligence asked with a sweet, slightly robotic female voice.

"Turn off Bluetooth!" Dou Chunting said.

"Why, don't you want me?" asked the stiff female voice.

"I'm X!" Dou Chunting dropped the phone to the ground and kicked it frantically again, "Damn you, fuck you!"

"Calm down." Song Futan grabbed his wrist back.

The cousin's words calmed Dou Chunting, who was on the verge of collapse,

Song Futan pointed at the phone with the tip of his sword, and he saw on the screen that the bluetooth had been disconnected. He held on to the sword, "Don't get excited, the more scared you are, the easier it is for him to take advantage of it."

Saying that, Song Futan walked towards the window and pushed it open.

Dou Chunting naturally followed suit. The appearance of his cousin reassured him a lot, and the bluetooth was also disconnected.Seeing Song Futan open the window, he also moved his face outward, he was so nervous that he could hardly breathe, he needed some fresh air——

I saw that from under the window, it was like a ghost riding an elevator, slowly floating up inch by inch.

Dou Chunting: "..."

This ghost with bangs quickly covered his eyes, mysterious and eerie, and slowly appeared in white clothes. Dou Chunting had just relaxed, but was suddenly stimulated. He clutched his heart, rolled his eyes, and leaned against the wall. Sliding fainted.

He is already riding a roller coaster today. The appearance of this ghost is not the last straw to crush him, but the last weight. It is too terrifying.

Lan He sneaked in, "What, what, is there a ghost?" He looked around and didn't see a ghost, but Dou Chunting fainted, "It's so scary, my brother fainted from fright."

Song Futan hesitated to speak: "..."

I wasn't dizzy...

Although they made an appointment to deal with the computer tomorrow, Song Futan and Lan He didn't relax their vigilance tonight. Lan He hurried up after receiving the signal, with chains tied to his hands, which was more convenient than a phone call.

He picked up the piece of paper from the ground and saw the distorted runes on it, "Is this the cracked character sent by grandma?"

This is cracking characters into runes. It was originally a Taoist method. Words or scriptures are used as symbols, and ink characters are fissioned and formed into runes. Generally, 2 characters, 4 characters, and 8 characters are used.However, Song Futan chose Buddhist scriptures, but it is also effective.

Song Futan nodded, this was also the first time he used it.

Lan He: "Is this paper easy to use?"

The paper was not the usual talisman paper, it was Lan He's usual one, and he got it from police officer Wang Lili.

Seeing Song Futan's affirmation, Lan He took out some more and gave him some more, "I'll find Wang Lili later...I'll steal his paper to support you."

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan: "Well, the siblings seem to have run away."

Who are the siblings?Lan He froze for a moment before realizing it, and laughed, Song Futan's mockery was too deadly.

"Well... I still smell something. My brother's online dating partner should not be far away. Let's look for it."

Song Futan quickly wrote a few words with a pen, and went out with Lan He.

Lan He floated down the stairs, "Where did you go, beauty? Come out and have a chat, I'll help you recharge your internet fee—"

Xiao Lai was always skinny in the underworld. Although Song Futan couldn't smell ghosts, he picked up Dou Chunting's cell phone, and there was no connection to it until in the dark corridor, the screen of the cell phone suddenly lit up, showing Bluetooth connected.

On the mobile phone, the smart female voice rang again: "What do you want to do, he and I are in love with each other."

Although she heard that Song Futan was Dou Chunting's elder brother, this cousin not only drew symbols, but also disapproved of their being together, and even brought a ghost to arrest her, so she was extremely disgusted.

Lan He stopped for a moment and sniffed around, as if it was not far away.

Song Futan: "A relationship that starts with one party's confusion is not called mutual love. You didn't even tell him the most basic real information."

Lan He looked back at Song Futan, "Huh?"

Song Futan: "...Of course, I'm not saying that this kind of behavior is completely wrong."

Female ghost: "Huh??"

Song Futan: "..."

"It's okay, it's okay," Lan He suppressed a smile, "Anyway, what he meant was that it depends on the situation. As for you, you just killed him in the name of being in love. You are looking for a substitute."

Borrowing that voice, the female ghost said stubbornly: "No, I like him, and he likes me too. From the moment he bought my computer, our fate is doomed."

Lan He: "...your computer?"

The female ghost said faintly: "Yes, the computer is a refurbished computer. This was originally my laptop computer. I used it for work, playing games, watching movies, and shopping online... until I died of an electric shock, and I was attached to it. I haven't left either. I continued to surf the Internet and fell in love with him on the Internet. But I was on the screen, and he was off the screen, and would leave the laptop from time to time..."

"So you want him to stay inside forever just like you." Song Futan said coldly, "Based on deception."

Because of an accidental death, she was connected to the computer, and she became a ghost on the Internet.The so-called running now should be called running to death.

"But our common language is true, and anyway, he also loves online games, and we can share boundless broadband and vast memory." The female ghost whispered, "Anyway, he confessed to me! This is an oath, he can't break it! "

People's verbal promises do have a certain effect, just like oral oaths, especially in the underworld. Although it started with confusion, Dou Chunting did confess himself, so the female ghost can find him even if he escapes.

At this moment, her emotions became agitated again, and a blue light lit up in the sundries placed by a certain family in the corridor, revealing her position at once, and a pair of hands stretched out from it.

Song Futan threw out the paper, and the ink characters split into runes. The female ghost screamed and flicked her hand back. Before she retracted into the screen, she was bound by chains.

This female ghost couldn't get away from the computer, it might be due to the influence of the current when she died, but to prevent her from hiding, Lan He locked her hands, and they were stuck outside the screen, "What are you doing, let me go!"

"Take it to Juehui Temple tomorrow, the computer is burned," Lan He said.

The female ghost began to howl, "I don't want to leave Chunting!! We are in love!! Cousin! Cousin, please persuade him! Where is Chunting!! Chunting, say something!"

Song Futan: "I fainted from his fright."

Female ghost: "..."

"I didn't even faint Chunting!" the female ghost screamed frantically.

Lan He said speechlessly: "Beauty, you are not much better. He is even more afraid of you. I will not harm him anyway."

The female ghost didn't care, and shouted: "Then I'll go to the underworld to file a complaint! He promised me!"

She bit her to the death and promised not to let go, and she meant to pester Dou Chunting even in the end of the appeal, and maybe Dou Chunting would have to confront her.

Lan He hadn't been doing impermanence for a long time, but she knew a lot about clothes craftsmen following her grandfather, so she chose a routine to avoid disputes, "I...have someone fold a paper man of Dou Chunting for you, to accompany you, to practice his promise."

The female ghost paused: "Paper man?"

She hesitated, this seems to be the traditional solution, burn the substitute.

After thinking for a while, the female ghost also seemed to want to take a step back. After all, she really didn't just come here to grab a stand-in, and said, "How long will the construction period of the paper figurine you mentioned be the same as the figure I bought? Will it be shipped out?" Wait a year?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "No, let's take a week. After it burns out, you won't be able to tell the difference."

What he is talking about is not the kind of paper figurines that are currently on the market, some are still printed, very crude.

The paper figurines that Grandpa Lan He used to make in the old years were extremely fine, combining the skills of modeling, tying, and painting.That's why it is said that paper figurines cannot touch their eyes, because they are afraid that they will be attached by dirty things when they are not burned, which shows how much they look like real people.Then write Dou Chunting's birth date, and he can fulfill the promise instead.

"Oh..." the female ghost hesitated, "Well, who made me like him..."

In the dark, she sighed for her love.

"By the way, I have another unfeeling request, can you give me another paper doll."

Lan He: "Did your family not burn it when you died? Do you want a maid?"

The female ghost shyly said: "No, can you give me another Lanhe..."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "...brother and sister, where's the infatuated character that we agreed on?!"

Female ghost: "..."

The female ghost was also embarrassed: "Oh, don't get me wrong, I like Chun Ting, yes, but I watched "Chasing" online, Zhang Xunchun is so handsome!"

Song Futan: "No."

Song Futan just wanted to sneer, is this also called liking, he is in front of you, you don't even recognize his eyes when you see him.

Lan He: "That's right, how can this work!"

The female ghost sobbed: "Why not, I like Chun Ting, and it doesn't prevent me from admiring Lan He..."

"Uh..." Lan He was quick to wit, ""Chasing" hasn't even been released yet, so you'd be ashamed to say you like it if you watch a pirated version on the Internet! You can't even contribute by clicking, you don't deserve it!"

Female ghost: "???"

The author has something to say: Female ghost: Then I can't spend money!I think you are embarrassing me!

Song Futan: Do you also like online dating?