After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Hu 79 was so angry that he patted his buttocks and stood up, flexing and stretching.

"Yiping?" Lan He called Bai Wu out, "Your villa has arrived."

Bai Wu walked out holding on to the wall.

It's not a day or two for Yiping to stick to the wall, Lan He didn't take it seriously, and said, "Look at it."

Bai Wuyi raised his head, his eyes narrowed into slits, "What are you looking at..."

He used to wear thick glasses on his face, but now they are gone. Judging by the strength of his squinting, he might be blind.

Hedgehogs don't even have good eyesight, but Bai Wu got glasses for himself after he became enlightened. Lan He asked, "Put your glasses on."

Bai Wu: "I can't find it..."

He took it off and took a nap for a while. He just woke up and touched it for a long time, but he didn't feel it.

"Where do you put it..." Lan He remembered something in the middle of speaking, and looked at Hu 79.

Hu 79 reluctantly took out the glasses from his pocket and returned them to Bai Wu.

Bai Wu was able to take a closer look, the terrarium sent by Song Futan was still in good condition.

Bai Wu saw the big packing box, adjusted his thick glasses, and couldn't help but read the words on it, but because he was not familiar with the simplified characters, he was a little slow to recognize: "The ventilation holes are covered with metal mesh to prevent small animals... "

——Prevent small animals from escaping.

Yesterday, when I promoted to Yiping, I said it was to prevent the hedgehog from being harassed, but it is not wrong to promote it in reverse according to his personality.

Lan He immediately turned the packing box aside and took out the terrarium.Quite big, with a square wood grain appearance, it looks like a big box, but there is a large transparent acrylic window on one side, so you can see the whole picture inside.The bed is also like a human bed, but it is scaled down a lot. There are stairs connecting the upstairs and downstairs, the furniture is on the upper floor, the bowls for eating and drinking are below, there are running wheels for exercise, and even a small swim ring.

Bai Wu was still a little confused at first, but when he saw the big double-story hedgehog villa, the smooth waterproof board, the clean and transparent acrylic windows, and the exquisite furniture inside, his mind was completely diverted. Hearing the description and seeing the real thing, It's totally two different things.

Their four gates were originally designed to be shaped like humans. They thought that the most advanced God of Wealth Building was designed to look like a human habitation, but this Hedgehog Villa even has furniture that looks like humans.

Although human beings designed it out of cuteness, but for Bai Wu, it's simply not too good!

Just like seeing Xiangta yesterday, Bai Wu's eyes were blurred, and he sighed from the bottom of his heart: "It's so rich!!"

"Look, there is thermal insulation equipment in winter. Our apartment type has excellent lighting. At the same time, we have specially customized curtains for you. If you want to bask in the sun, you can bask in the sun, and if you want to be self-closing, then close yourself." The curtains that Lan He said are actually Today he prepared it with old towels, he thought, Bai Wu would definitely need it.

Bai Wuhun nodded absently.

Lan He and Song Futan were introduced one after the other, and he couldn't find it in the north for a long time. He only had the word "rich" in his heart, and he was extremely satisfied with this God of Wealth Building.

Lan He opened the lid, "Then I'll put the curtains on for you."

He used bamboo slices for incense, and glued them together to make curtain rods, and covered them with old towels. Song Futan helped him stick them together.There is no need to put food in the rice bowl, but three sticks of incense.

When Lan He and Song Futan were messing around, Hu 79 and Bai Wu squatted beside and watched.

Bai Wu looked forward to it, except for the small size of the house, this is simply a dream-like life.

Hu 79 squinted at him, gritted his teeth secretly, the ignorant Sangmen is satisfied so easily!

But when she thought that she only had a stainless steel rice bowl, she was so jealous that her eyes turned red.

After posting it, Lan He asked Bai Wu: "Then take over the house? Are you still checking it?"

Bai Wu didn't know what it meant, so he replied indiscriminately: "Take it, take it."

Lan He opened a note that had been handwritten a long time ago and used it as a banner: "Congratulations to Mr. Bai for his new home."

Song Futan: "..." Xiao Lai is too interesting.

Where did Bai Wu enjoy these routines? He took off his glasses and wiped away his tears: "Thank you, but my real name is not Mr. Bai. I'm called Bai Wu. I can only tell you my real name secretly."

Lan He: "..."

Bai Wuzhi admired it for a long time: "I, I still want to write a letter to the elders in the clan..."

What is this? This is what the ancients said.Unexpectedly, Yiping still had such a rude idea of ​​showing off her wealth.

Lan He laughed, "Okay, do you want to attach a photo then?"

Bai Wu seriously supported his God of Wealth Building, and took a photo in a very old-fashioned way, but because he used a hedgehog body, his round body stood upright, no matter what other hedgehogs looked like, Lan He looked at it anyway. It doesn't feel like showing off your wealth, it's like an advertisement for a terrarium.

Lan He's family has a mini Polaroid, and there is still photo paper, just wipe it, and after a while, the photo will be in hand.

"Why do I feel like we are pretending to be a house party?" Lan He still had a smile on his face, "During the break, I feel relaxed and happy to make a nest for hedgehogs like this."

Song Futan nodded, yes, what a harmonious and happy family.

Hu 79 held his face and looked at the happy Bai Wu: "Hey, let me try it. We are about the same age."

Bai Wu: "Ah?" He didn't believe in Hu Men at all, but Hu 79 was powerful, and he was afraid, so he thought about how to answer for a long time, and finally buried his head and closed his eyes slowly.

Hu 79: "...??"

what?Die while talking? !

……

Lan He and Song Futan went to the kitchen to wash strawberries.

Lan He said, "Let's stay for lunch, I'll cook."

"Okay." Song Futan thought, Xiao Lai can cook!In addition to my part-time job, I have to cook by myself. The kitchen is kept very clean. Is this called excellence?

Lan He said again: "But my level is very average, I usually eat takeaway more, don't be disgusted."

So the kitchen is empty and new.

Song Futan felt distressed in his heart, often eating takeaway is unhealthy, he must be too busy with work, there is no way...

Song Futan immediately said: "Let's go together, I will also cook two dishes."

He took out his mobile phone and immediately placed an order to buy the raw materials, and by the way, he also brought the seasoning that Lan He didn't have.

"After that... is there any work left?" Song Futan asked again. Yesterday, Dou Qishan kept sending him text messages, asking him to talk to Lan He quickly, and then he could formally set up the project and start the preliminary work.

They all thought that Song Futan went to chat with Lan He about the role, but the fact is that Lan He didn't even know about this, and didn't even know that he had become the prototype of the hero.

Speaking of which, it seemed that only Lan He could act in this script, and Lan He happened to be an actor, a good actor. Song Futan came to this conclusion objectively based on some of the clips he added last night, and it was absolutely not an exaggeration.It is logical for him to play the role. How many screenwriters are lucky enough to invite prototype characters to act in the script?

But words are the path to people's hearts, and Song Futan inevitably felt a little apprehensive if he wanted to show Lan He the script.

"Sister Xingyu said yesterday that she wanted to take me on a show, but I haven't discussed it in detail yet." Lan He thought about it, "I haven't done anything else yet, and I haven't gone to the audition."

"I... have a script in hand. When it's finished, can you take a look at it when you're free?" Song Futan proposed.

Lan He: "This is the back door..."

Song Futan saw that his expression was extremely cute, so he said: "It is indeed suitable for you, you come."

Lan He raised his head and said, "Of course it's coming. This is the work of Director Song and Teacher Xuanguang. I have to run for it!" He looked at the time, "Well, I'll get some chopped peppers, my mother will give it to me. I sent you the handmade ones, and I’ll make you a famous Hunan dish, fish head with chopped peppers.”

Fish head with chopped pepper is a famous dish in Hunan cuisine. The head of silver carp is used. The fish head is covered with a layer of bright red chopped pepper and decorated with a little green onion. It is very appetizing at first glance.In addition, there is fried dried radish with bacon, which is also made by Lan He.

Song Futan made shredded pork with Beijing sauce, and fried cabbage, which was a hearty meal for the two of them.

The fish meat is spicy and delicious, delicious and smooth. Song Futan is not very spicy, but the raw materials used for this chopped pepper are not particularly spicy, and the salty aroma is the main one.Plus it was made by Lan He, Song Futan should not be too satisfied.

"Huh? Where did Yiping and 79 go?" Lan He swept away, but they were nowhere to be seen in the room. Earlier, Hu 79 said that he wanted to eat some meat for a change, but Lan He's incense tower made her drunk up.

"Bai Wu is in the God of Wealth Building." Song Futan said.He saw that the curtains of the hedgehog villa were also drawn.

"Then 79 may have gone to sleep, no matter, let's eat first, save a few dollars for it, wash it with water, don't add too much salt." Lan He said.

Song Futan heard that he was so proficient, and asked: "Why can't the Xian family eat too much salt?"

"I don't know." Lan He said blankly, "I just thought cats and dogs can't do it, too much salt will cause hair loss."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He secretly looked at Song Futan, and asked him a question: "What is the meaning of your pen name? I have been guessing it for a long time on the Internet." Because it is Teacher Xuanguang, everyone gave you a lot of esoteric options, and you can't wait to write five The thousand-character essay connects "light" with civilization.

Song Futan was also at a loss: "When I got up, I just saw the light bulb, it was the light hanging in the sky."

Lan He: "..."

This inexplicably reminded him of Hu 79's boudoir name, Hu Xiren, which came from his fondness for attacking living people...these two are similar.

When the two of them had almost eaten, Lao Bai came.

"Close the curtains, close them, it's very uncomfortable." Lao Bai said, although Impermanence also has to be busy seducing souls during the day, but as ghosts, of course they are not used to the sunlight.

"Have you finished chatting with the eldest girl?" Lan He asked after seeing him coming, and had already stuffed a handful of ingots very smoothly.

Lao Bai nodded heavily, "Is there anyone else here?"

"Only the Humen and Baimen are sleeping." Lan He went over and opened the lid casually.

I saw a big hedgehog and a half-tailed fox crowded in the hedgehog villa. It said it was a villa, but it was really too much to squeeze two animals together, not to mention that they have practiced for so long and they are not small in size.So the fox's buttocks are all attached to the acrylic window and squeezed into a pie shape.

Lao Bai thought he meant that the two slept together, "Tsk tsk, can't you give me a bigger room, even if it's made of paper. It's too crowded."

Lan He: "...come out."

Hu 79 crawled out in desperation: "I'll just feel it."

"Be careful that it stabs you. You sleep in the bay window of your study, isn't it bigger?" Lan He himself had been stabbed, and he felt very empathetic when he said it.

Hu 79 was very stubborn: "No matter how big the bay window is, it's not the God of Wealth Building. I have principles."

When Bai Wu saw Lao Bai, he was stunned: "It's you..."

The impermanence that beat Daoist Gua Er that day!

"It's me, it's me!" Lao Bai chuckled, and pulled out the incense in Bai's five-incense burner, "That day, I was entrusted by your respected family to give you the leadership."

Bai Wu: "..."

Bai Wu was both sad and moved, yet he didn't dare to move...

"Since they are all four major sects and there are related people, I'll just say it straight." Lao Bai looked around, and he also knew that Hu Si had kidnapped Song Futan, "Hu Si, it is true that he escaped from Miaogan Mountain. The official hat, the golden mouse, and the robbing of the four gates must have been done by her. The eldest girl has confirmed it, and she used an apple core as a substitute."

Lao Bai also gave Lan He a complicated look.

Lan He's heart moved, he probably knew what it meant, Hu Si fled, then Jinding might really be one of the dark five towns, isn't this a bad result?

Lan He: "Then can Miss Hu arrest her?"

Lao Bai's words further confirmed Lan He's conjecture: "Miss Hu is too busy now, she has offered a reward, no matter it is the four gates of the fairy family in Beijing, registered or not, the fragrant head inside the gate, the underworld outside the gate Fuck... as long as Hu Si can be caught, the bounty will be as high as incense ashes!"

Incense itself is nothing, but it is spiritual when burned into incense and incense ash.Incense can convey heart and trust, gods feed on incense, and incense ash has spiritual power.

Some people even think that the incense burner is more important than the statue, because all kinds of ceremonies always start from the burning of the furnace and end with the restoration of the furnace, and the ceremony of opening the altar of the four gates must install the furnace.

The fairy family also has a saying of "inviting incense", and the purpose of apparition is only to receive more incense.Dingxian'er is also called Dangxiangchai, and her husband is also called Xiangtou.When new branches appear, some incense ash should be distributed from the old incense burner.

All these can explain the benefits of this furnace of golden top incense ash, but at the same time, it also shows that Hu Si's force value is indeed very high.

Hu 79 is gearing up: "Even if there is no incense ashes, I am still going to catch this Hu Si. If he dares to rob me of incense, I must take revenge!"

But Lao Bai said seriously: "When you came out of the mountain, Hu Si had already gone to build the incense path, but she is very fierce and narrow-minded, so don't underestimate her. Otherwise, the eldest girl would not offer a reward."

Lan He also said seriously: "I met that Hu Si once, he was very fierce, you must not be reckless."

He feels that he doesn't get along very much, but Hu 79 Qihu is not difficult to understand. He is a typical Hu family. Once he was robbed, he cut off his tail and swore revenge.

Hu 79 has a predestined relationship with him. Nails saved him once, so when he was in his house, although he didn't offer sacrifices, he could eat incense and live anywhere.When this kind of thing really happened, he was also worried, and stopped teasing Hu 79.

Hu 79 pouted his neck and said, "I vowed to obey the gods. If I violate this oath, I, a fox, will be considered useless. You can either encourage me, or if I avenge myself, build me a God of Wealth Tower."

Lan He: "...Yes, if everyone is safe and sound, then it's fine for you."

Hu 79 was stunned, "True, true or false? You agreed? You agreed?!"

Lan He sighed, "If there are too many lice, don't be afraid of itchiness. But you heard clearly, the premise is that everything is safe, and you don't rush up there with your head covered and start a fight. I will also build a God of Wealth building for you .”

In the past, I felt that the matter of the five towns had nothing to do with me, and I only wanted to quit my part-time job.

He used to turn a blind eye to them, but after going through impermanence, he got to know them deeply, the four great sects of immortals with distinct loves and hates and different personalities, Lao Bai who was greedy for money but also very loyal, the neighbor next door to the Northeast Gu master, and also, who was being bullied all day long. Song Futan, whom the evil spirits miss...

But gradually, he discovered that the people (animals/ghosts) he knew were involved one by one, Hu Si coveted Xiao Song, 79 had a grudge against him, Lao Bai and the eldest girl were under great pressure... and even broke himself. Another example.

In fact, unconsciously, he could no longer stay out of it.He loves his own job, but this matter is also closely related to the place where he works and lives now.

Lan He looked at Song Futan, and found that he was also looking at her, with very clear eyes, and tugged at the corner of his mouth.

After all, their experiences are slightly similar, and Song Futan also saw ghosts since childhood and ignored them.So he can understand himself very well.

Hu 79 bared his fangs: "I won't send you to death with your head covered..."

"I believe it too." Lan He touched the little girl's head, although she knew she should be hundreds of years older than him, "There are so many talented immortals in the capital, Hu Si will definitely not be able to escape."

Hu 79's ears twitched and his eyes narrowed.

Lao Bai was overjoyed: "Well said, Xiao Lai has become more and more aware of impermanence. If it falls into your hands, not only will you have the ashes of the golden top, but I will also help you apply for an advanced pacesetter in the underworld. Impermanence is hard to get!"

Lan He: "...Thank you so much."

Lao Bai: "Hey, except for this unlucky Hu Si, all the ghosts and ghosts are getting restless. Ladies and gentlemen, I still have something to do, so let's go first!"

Before Lao Bai left, he looked at the incense ashes in Hu 79's stainless steel rice bowl. Good guy, he has saved up a lot. After all, he came earlier than Bai Wu.His tone was more subtle and authentic, "You are too kind to them, you dote on them."

Lan He smiled sheepishly: "Yes, yes, I admit my mistake. I have always had an abnormal view of parenting."

Lao Bai: "..."

... What the hell, I feel connoted again!

Lan He sent Lao Bai to the balcony, waved her hand, and wanted to stop comforting the fierce Hu 79, knowing who the enemy was, she should be pissed off.

As soon as Lan He turned around, he saw Hu 79 got a tape measure from somewhere, and he was measuring the apartment decently with his buttocks pouted: "I think it would be nice if this wall is knocked down, and I can build a towering God of Wealth building... ..."

She also glanced at Song Futan, pretending to be generous but showing off: "If you come, I can give you the bay window where I used to sleep."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He and Lao Bai made an appointment, and they will do some work within their ability in the future to help clean up the evil spirits in the capital.

At the same time, food money has to be earned...

In the afternoon, Chen Xingyu also said that he wanted to chat with him about the specifics of the show. He wanted him to come to his house, but Lan He said that there were guests at home, so Chen Xingyu casually asked who he knew.

Lan He looked at Song Futan and told her that it was Teacher Xuanguang.

Chen Xingyu was startled at first, and then wondered if he just went home to read the script, but he had never heard of Xuan Guang being so proactive.She originally wanted to change the day, but when Miaomiao heard Lan He's voice on the phone, she kept moaning.

"Hey, otherwise, I'll take Miaomiao to your house. I haven't been there yet, but will it disturb you?" Chen Xingyu asked.

"No! Uh, let me ask..." Lan He subconsciously refuted at first, and then realized why she reacted so strongly, and looked at Song Futan embarrassedly.Song Futan couldn't help but smile, and agreed.

Chen Xingyu not only came by himself, but also brought her husband and children with her. When she rang the doorbell, it was Song Futan who opened the door.

"Teacher Xuanguang." With Chen Xingyu's usual aloofness and elegance, he couldn't help showing a reserved yet gossipy smile.

"Hello." Song Futan shook hands with the two of them politely. Lan He talked about his relationship with the Chen family. Because of the relationship with the child, it is now very good.

As soon as Miaomiao saw Lan He, she reached out to hug him from a long distance, and Lan He put down the tea to take him.

Hu 79 circled twice around Chen Xingyu, who couldn't see him, and nodded with satisfaction: Chen Xingyu's condition is very good.

As for the hedgehog, of course he hid.

"Oh, there are small animals at home." After exchanging pleasantries, Chen Xingyu saw Lan He's terrarium.

"Yes, they gave you a hedgehog." Lan He introduced naturally, "I rescued one during filming before, and thought it was quite interesting, and I will raise one myself when I come back."

"Hey, it's unusual. People have cats and dogs. But your hedgehog looks good, big enough." Lao Lin is very simple and rude, and the standard of goodness is big and fat.

Everyone sat down and chatted. The information from Chen Xingyu hadn't been sent yet, but there was no rush. This matter could have been done online. Didn't she want to take the child to play with Lan He? By the way, she also watched Xuanguang today. teacher.

"It's still early, I'll order some food from the store tonight, let's play cards now." Lao Lin suggested, "Four of us just happen to be playing mahjong."

Chen Xingyu complained: "You can figure it out, Mr. La Xuanguang is playing mahjong..."

Chen Xingyu was not happy, not to mention she was still hugging Miaomiao.

"Then Fight the Landlord." Lao Lin howled, "I take care of the children every day, and it's been a long time since I played cards!"

Lan He laughed, "Mr. Xuanguang, can you play cards with us?"

Seeing that Song Futan really agreed, Lao Lin swallowed a duck egg silently in his heart, and was startled. According to his wife, the two probably met for the second time today. Is this the legend of hitting it off?

"I heard from Director Wang that you have the title of gambling king in the film crew. Let me tell you, I also have the title of gambling king in the community. Let's compete." Lao Lin rubbed his hands.

Lan He: "Is the smell of gunpowder so strong..."

Lao Lin: "Hey, play harder if you want to play, and dance if you lose!"

Seeing that he was still glancing at Song Futan, Lan He couldn't help but said, "Actually, you want to see Teacher Xuanguang's dancing foolishly..."

Song Futan: "..."

Lao Lin smiled: "Look at what you said, it's best for you two to dance together."

How rare is this, Teacher Xuan Guang!play cards!Still lost, still punished!

Song Futan's usual image is indeed too mysterious and withdrawn, even an insider like Lao Lin is eager to move.

Lan He blinked his left eye at Song Futan, "Alright, just come."

"Then I'll deal the cards." Lao Lin stretched out his hand and said to Miaomiao proudly, "Come on, son, give Dad a breath first. Dad won and Uncle Lan He danced for you."

Miaomiao blew into Lao Lin's palm, and Lao Lin was very helpful, "Okay, Dad must be lucky now."

When the three of them got to the table, Song Futan saw Lan He smile shyly and hold him from below.

Song Futan: "!"

Song Futan's heart skipped a beat... No one noticed what was going on under the table, and Xiao Lai's acting skills were also very good, as if nothing had happened, he opened his fingers, how could he resist, and let Lan He open his hands just like that , Lan He took his hand and shook it.

I feel like I can't breathe...

In the next second, Bai Wu quickly avoided human legs and crawled over, hesitated to speak, but still blew into Lan He's and Song Futan's hands.

Song Futan: "..."