After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

In the morning, on set.

It's finally Lan He's finale scene, it's very simple, a vision, he and the old man Wang, want to release all the pigeons, and the pigeons have to fly past him beautifully.

This is not difficult at all, Lan He just needs to stop there, and the pigeons will fly away.As for whether it is beautiful or not, anyway, people and pigeons have different aesthetics, and they are bitter in their hearts, and the audience can't see it.

Several pictures were taken here, so Uncle Wang called the pigeon back repeatedly.

Zhang Xunchun stood on the desolate grassland with his hands behind his back, looking up and listening to the whistle of the pigeons, his figure was tall and straight, and he was indescribably lonely.

And right next to it, there was also a ceremony in progress. Several young and middle-aged men in the crew invited out the tablet of Hu Xian, wrapped it in red cloth, put on the last three sticks of incense, and then set off to send it to the designated cave.

Due to the established rules, the crew and everyone in the village turned a blind eye to them and did not communicate with each other.Like ghosts, they left Yang's house guarding the tablets and passed by the entrance of the village.

On the grass at the entrance of the village, Zhang Xunchun stood among the pigeons, his eyes gradually withdrawn...

"Crack!" Liu Chunyang said loudly, "Come on, Zhang Xunchun, finish!"

A few simple words mean that Lan He's work is over.

The expression on his face that represented Zhang Xunchun's mixture of innocence and cruelty also gradually changed, becoming the usual friendly smile.

Lan He and Uncle Wang stood relatively far away. Uncle Wang chased the pigeon back, and he was about to go back when he saw a very familiar girl in red walking from the team delivering the tablets.

Hu 79?By the way, today is the day when her tablet leaves.Lan He didn't know what she was doing here after leaving the team, did she want to say goodbye to Liu Chunyang?

I saw Hu 79 walking slowly but fast, past Liu Chunyang and the others, and arrived in front of him not long after, looking at Lan He with a hanging eye: "Hee hee, I'm here to say goodbye to you."

Lan He pretended not to see her, and continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened, but his heart was beating a small drum. How could Hu 79 know that he was the Impermanence of last night.

"Just looking at you like this, I really think you can't see me, you are indeed an actor." Hu 79 giggled, confidently said, "Don't pretend, yesterday I deliberately put a few hairs on your body, look at you Where are you going? Last night, I was surprised. Your behavior is not bad at all. You poured incense on me and asked me to communicate with the monk. The monk looked blank. People who eat in the underworld and ghosts around here I know them all, and where did you come from... After looking around, it turns out that you are indeed an impermanence, and you are indeed a member of this crew."

To be stripped of his vest, to underestimate Hu 79!

As expected of a cunning fox fairy, Lan He only thought that Miss Hu had been deceived, but it was with the help of Lao Bai, and Miss Hu had no experience with his work.

Unexpectedly, Hu 79, whose cultivation level is lower than that of a big girl and who loves to cry, neglected to let her figure out so much in just one sentence and one movement, and even secretly moved his hands and feet. He took it lightly.

But there were people around, Lan He didn't make a sound, and didn't even change his expression, he just gestured for a private chat later.

But at this time, those pigeons were originally driven back to the basket by Uncle Wang, but Ke Lan He and Hu 79 stood here one after the other, and the pigeons stopped moving at that time.

It's not that he didn't want to move, but he didn't dare to move, he froze, and stopped in place.

Pigeons were originally afraid of weasels, foxes and the like, but Hu 79 has become a climate. They are afraid of Lan He, and they still shrink back in fear of Yin Qi. They are afraid of Hu 79, as if their prey has been frightened and softened, and they can only wait. to be eaten.

Uncle Wang was surprised: "Huh?"

They couldn't see Hu Xian's shadow, they could only see Lan He standing there with pigeons parked around him, quite close to him.

Over there, Cheng Haidong, Liu Chunyang and others who were about to come to celebrate with Lan He, as the distance got closer, they also noticed this scene and complained one after another:

"What's going on here! What's wrong with the pigeons? Is the bear heart leopard you fed yesterday brave?"

"This world isn't real, why didn't the pigeon run away when it saw Dove Seeing Sorrow?"

"Did someone take the pigeons to Mount Miaogan to seek incense..."

Lan He: "..."

What and what is this all about?

He didn't intend to explain. When did this kind of thing need him to explain, he just said nonchalantly: "Maybe it's because my biological current and magnetic field have changed again? Is there a big magnet at the scene?"

Uncle Wang was also puzzled, this was beyond his knowledge, "Uh, this..."

There were too many question marks floating above the crew, Liu Chunyang didn't care about so many, he waved his hand first, let the photographers on the scene continue to shoot, and recorded this scene, why did he think it was amazing.

"Lan He, lean over there." Liu Chunyang said.

Everyone: "..."

Hey, the words sound familiar, as expected of you, Director Liu.

Lan He was already very close to the pigeons, but she walked a few steps closer to them, but the pigeons naturally remained motionless.

Hu 79 grinned, and chased the pigeons from behind. Those pigeons jumped up subconsciously, and then crashed into Lan He's arms.

other people:! ! !

Uncle Wang: "Oh my God!!"

Lan He: "..."

He held the pigeon stiffly, and Hu 79 was standing beside him, lowering his head to poke the pigeon's head, the pigeon shrank its head, and fell into a sedation.

But in the eyes of others, it was the pigeon in Lan He's hands, with his neck retracted and his legs retracted, he enjoyed the handsome man's embrace peacefully.

Chen Xingyang said in shock: "The King of Pigeons!"

Cheng Haidong shook his head and said, "Lan He, you still said you don't know how to make Gu, this is the legendary pigeon Gu..."

Of course, no one would believe such crazy words, it might as well be as reliable as changes in the magnetic field.

The producer was amazed, and had other opinions: "Didn't you notice that as soon as Lan He was finished, the pigeon's attitude towards him changed instantly. The camera should have recorded it just now-he was out of the play, his expression changed, the pigeon It just changed."

Liu Chunyang: "Damn, what do you mean?"

The producer asked: "Don't you think that the pigeons have a different attitude towards Lan He because of his acting skills? It is said that animals will subconsciously be afraid of a butcher when they see a butcher. Isn't Lan He's character very cruel? Pigeons are actually afraid It's not Lan He, but 'Zhang Xunchun'!"

After saying this, screenwriter Wu Ling applauded at the time.There is drama, she loves it!

The scene was also noisy for a while.

This seems to make sense. Sometimes when I am not filming, the pigeon is still afraid, and it can be said that I am still in the role.In any case, this is a plausible interpretation of the magical scene before us.

Otherwise, how to explain that in the camera, Lan He is still worried about the pigeons one moment, and is a fan of thousands of pigeons the next moment?

Everyone who loves excitement immediately echoed the producer's words, feeling over and over again that it was awesome and amazing, and they added bricks and tiles to capture evidence.

The smile on the producer's face became more meaningful, well, no matter whether it's magnetic field or acting skills, he wants to promote like this!Thinking of this, I took a look by the way to make sure that all the previous content photography has been taken.

The corner of Lan He's mouth twitched. He was really full of emotions. He didn't know what to say, so he put the pigeon back, "Well, thank you everyone, thank you pigeon, I'll go to the bathroom."

He squeezed out of the crowd.

Hu 79 followed suit.

As soon as they left, the pigeon immediately revived and flew away with a flutter of whistles, flying away into the sky.This seems to further confirm the producer's words, and those who were still a little skeptical will believe it.

Uncle Wang also scratched his head: If it wasn't for the sudden change of Lan He's biological magnetic field, it can only be said that Lan He's skill in taming pigeons is far deeper than his, and it's bottomless, so that he can be in a short period of time. Conquered the pan he had been training for a long time!

……

Lan He walked to the empty place, turned around and said, "What do you want?"

Hu 79 smiled and said, "I told you, I just said goodbye to you." She deliberately used the sentence pattern that Lan He talked to herself last night, "You don't want to be known, so you wear a mask, don't worry, I can Keep it safe for you."

Lan He carefully looked at her expression to distinguish the real from the fake. Last night, she stretched out her paws while talking.But if Hu 79 is really willing to keep it secret, it will save him trouble.

Otherwise, he can imagine that he will be harassed in various ways.Don't talk about others, the big girl has to come every day... Even if there are benefits, this is really a troublesome part-time job.

Hu 79's expression froze, "I don't know if someone has bones? I'm different from those people who don't have bones. I keep my promises. Even if I lose to you, I won't use it to make trouble. I won't even tell the big girl! Me, just out of caution, to find out your identity. Besides, we know each other, so it will be convenient for us to communicate in the future..."

Lan He: "...I'm not a fairy."

Hu 79 looked disappointed: "What are you doing so decisively, you don't even know I'm good."

I!At once!Know!road!

Lan He thought to himself, talking so much, and emphasizing not to tell the eldest girl, is actually for this reason!

He should have thought of it a long time ago, Miss Hu has always wanted to live in his house, so that she can be popular every day.

Hu 79 still didn't give up: "I said, what is the reason for you to be impermanent?"

Lan He: "Uh, now it's for dinner."

Hu 79's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "That's not right. If you take me home, I will guarantee that your whole family will have enough rice, no natural gas, no need to pay electricity bills, stay away from plague, and have good fortune..."

She surrendered her status to be a family fairy in the Yang family to repay her kindness, and if she wanted to call Lan He the top fairy, it would be pure greed.Some people have the most luxurious God of Wealth Building in their homes, and there may not be any immortals who are willing to come, and some people make her want to recommend herself...

Lan He shook his head: "No, it's just the right amount of food in the basic sense, as long as you can just get enough." Although he is vague, he is not poor, and he doesn't want to get rich. In addition, they are from Hunan Province, and they pronounce "eat" as "qia" ", "I walked impermanence because I had to go on a diet for filming, and when I walked impermanence, I could eat and worship without gaining weight."

Hu 79: "..."

Really choked, Hu 79 said with a dark face: "Well, we can be friends too. Since I know your identity, to show my sincerity, I will also tell you my girlfriend's name."

——As I said earlier in the Nether World, names are important symbols.The real names of these fairy families are not easily revealed. The disciples in the altar call them by nicknames, and most of them are ranked by their surnames.What Mr. Hu San, silly Er Xiangu and so on.

Lan He only knew one-third of Song Futan's name.

After you know it, it's actually a trust and a responsibility, you have to be worthy of people being so close to you.Of course, if you are a villain, forget it.

So Lan He quickly said: "I believe you, it's not necessary, it's really not necessary..."

But Hu 79 was even faster, before Lan He refused, she said: "My name is Xiren!"

Lan He: "..."

Alas, I was still heartbroken...

That can't be helped, Lan He forced a smile, and politely praised: "Good name, you also read "Red Mansion", the fox girl attacking people, now it sounds like "Liao Zhai"."

Hu 79 looked at him inexplicably, "It's very red and green. I'm called Xiren because when I was young, I especially liked to attack the living people on the mountain. They are so annoying. They always come to chop trees."

Lan He: "..."

Hu 79 took out the nail clippers again, and said to Lan He: "Look at your nails, it should be a gift from a big girl. I will also give you a piece of nails. You can try it. Although I am not as strong as a big girl, I have my own. What about the advantages..."

Without further ado, she cut a sample pack and gave it to Lan He, insisting on Lan He accepting it, "Hehe, if you find it useful and want to find me, you can come to Shangqiu Mountain, or burn Ziyexiang, and call me by my real name. If I hear it, I will go naturally."

Lan He had no choice but to wrap it in paper, and said with a headache: "All of you are cabinet sisters, so enthusiastic."

Hu 79 has lived in Xiao Yang's house for ten years. She understands some human knowledge and some doesn't. The main reason is that Xiao Yang doesn't wear makeup: "Huh? What is the cabinet sister?"

Lan He: "It's nothing, Miss 79, thank you, see you later, I'll go out first."

Hu 79 waved eagerly: "I should go too, remember to try it out!"

……

Lan He and Hu 79 walked back after parting ways. As soon as they left the yard where the toilet was located, their faces were covered with a bunch of leaves, "Uh, uh!"

"Damn, there are assassins!" It seemed that humans were attacking, Lan He took a few steps back, and saw clearly that it was Chen Xingyang and Cheng Haidong, who were holding willow sticks in their hands.

"It's okay." Cheng Haidong said.There was no peach wood, but he found willow wood, which is also called ghost wood, which has vitality and yang energy. Like peach wood, it can also drive away evil spirits and avoid ghosts.

Lan He said angrily: "I'm wrapping up today, if it's a farewell, there's no need to be so intimate."

Cheng Haidong and Chen Xingyang looked at each other, "What, we are worried, you are a fan of thousands of pigeons all of a sudden, you are also possessed by some great fairy."

Lan He said calmly: "Didn't the producer say that my acting skills have exploded, and Director Liu also said that I am immune to evil."

Not to mention, these two people hit the right button, and they really guessed half of it...

"Hey, you're so awesome." Chen Xingyang said, putting his arms around him, "Aren't you leaving today? How long are you resting?" After hearing the answer, he said regretfully, "Then wait until I'm finished, you I joined Director Wang Mao's group again, so I can't get together anymore. But my sister should invite you as a guest."

"Well, see you later when you have time, and I'll go see Miaomiao too." Lan He agreed.

After Lan He bid farewell to the new friends he had made in the crew, he set foot on the way home.Next, he will have about ten days of rest time, and then he will join the crew of "Clear Dream Geometry" and play the third male role.

Lan He took the bus all the way to the subway, and then returned to the community where he lived, and met his neighbor Ying Shao in the elevator.

"Oh, I'm done, I saw your news again." Ying Shao said enthusiastically, "Amazing, you and the Goddess of Xingyu look very familiar, and the younger brother of the Goddess who played against you, Who's coming, Chen Xingyang?"

Lan He: "Yeah, haha."

Damn, it's enough to pretend, I don't know who Chen Xingyang is...

Ying Shao had to admit that she regretted more and more, why did she tell Lan He that she was a liar in the first place.

Recently, I have become so poor that everyone looks like a customer.I wanted to protect my neighbor before, but now I stare at him, thinking to myself, people in the entertainment circle are superstitious, he should develop this client well!

Ying Shao decided to try it cheekily: "Hey, that, I wonder if you usually have faith?"

Of course Lan He said: "No, I don't really believe in those." He showed a polite smile, "What's the matter, are you doing market research?"

"Actually, I want to clarify something..." Ying Shao said awkwardly, "You should still remember that some time ago, there was a lot of movement in my house, the surveillance was spent, and I was injured... Do you really think it can be caused by illness? Don't you find it weird?"

Lan He smiled and said nothing, just like everyone who sees a liar, and because this liar is a half-acquainted neighbor, this kind of smile must be rustic and polite, well-measured...

Whoever told him to just go on vacation and be in a good mood, he will play with you.

Ying Shao said deeply: "That day, I actually entered the realm of mystery and mystery in order to help a client solve dirty things. Later, there were many dangers and I almost died. Fortunately, there are people under me—like us, who need to communicate with ghosts and gods, such as , you know that black and white are impermanent?"

Lan He: "..."

... He has enough reasons to suspect that Ying Shao is bragging, and he is also impermanent. You have only seen Lan Wuchang.

Lan He calmly said: "Are you talking about ghosts possessing the body or the underworld?"

Ying Shao: "That's what it means! Have you heard it?"

Lan He: "It should be because the ceremony is too tiring, plus self-suggestion, so hysterical fainting."

Ying Shao: "..."

Lan He is also quite skilled in how to fool the mage.

——Some of these underworld eaters are apprentices looking for masters, and some are masters looking for apprentices. In the past, when Lan He's acting skills were not superb enough, he would occasionally expose himself to ghosts. Some wizards from the Miao family thought Lan He was good and wanted to teach him how to perform altar .

That guy, who was much more mysterious than Ying Shao, asked him if he knew what ghost mushroom was. It was written in "Baopuzi" that eating ghosts would make you see ghosts and gods.

Lan He replied at the time: "I don't know, but I think poisonous mushrooms have the same effect."

The wizard rolled his eyes angrily, and let it go.

Lan He thought that Ying Shao would give up, but Ying Shao continued: "If you want to talk about biology, we have scientific basis for it, and we have tested it. The mantra we have inherited can produce infrasound waves, which contain 3 to 6hz infrasound vibration..."

Lan He: "..."

... This mage is a bit difficult to deal with!The content is more systematic and technological than that of Uncle Wang, and he may have gone to school!

Fortunately, Lan He's cell phone rang at this time, and he quickly gestured for it, deliberately avoiding it.

Ying Shao was rather disappointed, it was really hard to recruit such a determined person.

The elevator also reached the floor, and Ying Shao, who had failed Amway, walked to her door resentfully, opened the door and scolded her junior brother loudly: "I'm still lying here, my brother is so dry, I don't know how to cook a meal when you come..."

Lan He's call was from his mother. The two usually communicate on WeChat. Today, her mother was at her grandmother's place and called her directly.

Lan He's family has always been in the city, and the household registration booklets follow the Han nationality written by her father, but her grandmother is old and lived in Miao Village before, and now she often speaks with a few words of Miao language.

Lan He also replied a few words to her in Miao language, "Yeah, I know, I have a good meal."

……

The stairwell at this time.

A thin man in a maintenance worker's uniform poked his head out cautiously, very vigilant so as not to be discovered.Otherwise, even the best Gu masters don't need to get close, just move their fingers, or even a little thought, and they can release the Gu.

That's right, of course he is not a maintenance worker, but entrusted by someone.There is a sorcerer called Lord Lou, who is well-known in the capital, and usually leads his fellows to make divination, receive birthdays, look at geography, live in the shadows, and do everything. An expert is like a crucian carp crossing the river, but he can get by.

It's just that last time, Lord Lou's game was broken by a man named Ying Shao.The wronged soul sent to seek revenge was taken away by Ying Shao, but no matter what he did, he couldn't get him back.That was Master Lou's painstaking efforts for many years, even Master Lou admitted that he was cowardly, and Ying Shao pretended to be stupid.

This loss is really unbearable, and this breath is really hard to swallow.

Then treat the person in the same way as the person!

To cure Gu with Gu, one can overcome it by knowing its name.

For example, Centipede Gu can restrain Snake Gu, and Toad Gu can restrain Centipede Gu... Ying Shao raises Golden Silkworm Gu, as a Gu ghost, it can restrain wronged souls, so don't send any little ghosts, find the corresponding Gu insects to cure it he!

Master Lou deliberately found an acquaintance Gu master to help him with the fist, and that's how he appeared.The Gu master relied on his status, of course he would not make a special trip for such a young man, and only gave two Gu.

Among Lord Lou's younger brothers, he and Ying Shao had never met before, and Ying Shao couldn't recognize him, so he brought the crock pot given by the Gu master, and planned to release Gu quietly as soon as Ying Shao came back.

It's just that the two residents on this floor seemed to come back at the same time, one went to the left and the other to the right.He only heard Lord Lou describe Ying Shao's appearance, but he couldn't recognize Ying Shao at this moment.

But Lord Lou checked it out and told him that Ying Shao lives in No. 1801, the one on the left, very detailed.

When I arrived at the scene, I saw that the house number was not posted, but it was easy to distinguish the left and right.

But when he heard those two people talking, he was a little confused. The one on the left spoke Northeast dialect, and the one on the right spoke Miao language...Although the elder brother didn't say where Ying Shao was from, he knew it with his toes. It's a Gu Master!

With a flash of inspiration, he figured it out—the so-called left-hand side may refer to the left-hand side facing the building, but when you enter the building and get out of the elevator, the orientation is opposite to what you see from the outside.Only in this way can it be explained.

Hmm, he nodded, that's it, almost mistaken.

The author has something to say: Lan He: Just seek the basic meaning of food and life, and resolutely resist stereotypes!