After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Unexpectedly, an innocent soul was caught by two impermanence next door before entering the gate that should be entered. It was like stealing into a policeman's house.Lan He and Lao Bai tore off the ropes of detention on their bodies, bundled them up and went to Juehui Temple, they were completely confused from beginning to end.

"You see that you don't seduce souls very much. I don't know that we have a technique called impermanence knot. After it is tied, even if you hook dozens of ghosts, it is difficult to escape." Lao Bai showed him, "It's not like Underworld, their escape rate is much higher."

He secretly rubbed his hands and began to diss Yincao Jifu, because he already knew that Yan San had the idea of ​​poaching corners.Although Lan He probably won't go, he should plan ahead.

With so many skills, Lan He really started to learn.

Lao Bai laughed loudly: "You also said that you don't want to walk away from impermanence, isn't that a serious study?"

Lan He glanced at him: "Old Bai, have you seen the four words written on my head?"

Lao Bai: "I see."

Lan He: "Read it."

Lao Bai: "It's all here..."

Lao Bai: "..."

...Okay, he got it.

When I arrived at Juehui Temple, I saw that there were many wandering spirits here. Occasionally, passers-by passed by and passed through their bodies.

"I'm afraid it's going to be held today, it's so lively. It's great, let's take this opportunity to sneak in and perform salvation together." Lao Bai listened carefully, and there was indeed the sound of chanting sutras.

The temple held a supernatural ceremony, and natural wandering souls gathered around to listen to the scriptures, hoping to get the chance to be supernatural.In the ritual spell, there will be the content of inviting ghost messengers to bring their souls to the meeting. This is an invitation to let them in.

"Come on, sir, come on, sir!"

Lan He suddenly called out to himself, and saw that it was Xu Gui in a long gown, his figure looked much more compact than last time, "It's you, Xu Gui."

"Come on, master, and this master." Xu Gui bowed and smiled innocently, "Greetings to you two. Come on, master, I just ate some food inside, you are late, go in and eat something .”

"Oh!" Lan He remembered Su Zhai in Juehui Temple, grabbed Lao Bai, "Come on!"

After entering, Lan He realized that she had misunderstood. Naturally, there were offerings at the ceremony, but they were not vegetarian food, but fragrant flowers and fruits.Lan He picked and ate some, but all he ate at night was fruit, and he was really tired.

"If I float here and there looking for food, will I be caught and beaten by the monk?" Lan He asked Lao Bai hesitantly.

Lao Bai: "I'm wearing a uniform, what are you afraid of? If you meet an eminent monk, you can say that you are here to participate in the Fa conference and get lost."

Lan He: "Yes, yes."

Lan He drifted to the living area of ​​the monks in Juehui Temple, looking for the kitchen, and unexpectedly saw Song Futan in a courtyard. He was sleeping casually on a wooden couch by the window. The window was open, and the moonlight and Lan He's gaze It fell on his handsome face together.

"Huh..." Lan He was not surprised and wondered for a long time, Song Futan and Juehui Temple seem to have a lot of connections, so it's not surprising that they appear here.

Lan He almost didn't think about it, and floated down, looked at him for a while, squatted down and blew cool air on his neck, "Huh—huh—"

Song Futan recited the mantra, and gradually fell asleep. The chilly feeling on his neck made him slowly open his eyes. Generally, this kind of cold wind blowing his neck is a precursor to the appearance of ghosts. He was already mentally prepared. But he saw Xiao Lai squatting beside the bed to frighten him: "Slightly slightly."

Song Futan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this should be his dream. When he recited the Golden Wheel Mantra, he really dreamed of Xiao Lai.

Even in the dream, Song Futan also looked at him directly and said: "You are here."

"Ah? You're too calm, aren't you surprised at all?" Lan He thought it would scare Song Futan, but this is too calm, as expected of common ghosts, "My colleague and I sent The wronged soul came here, and I wanted to find something to eat, but I didn't expect to see you there."

Song Futan: "?"

He was a little strange in his heart, how could this dream be so complete, even with a plot that he didn't even know.Colleague, are you referring to the underworld messenger?

However, in the end it is a dream, or there are absurd bugs.How did the underworld messenger of Dongyue Yin Division escort the wronged souls to Juehui Temple?

Song Futan ignored the bug, and just followed along: "Did you wake me up because you wanted me to lead the way to the kitchen?"

"I was discovered by you. I think you must know where the food is." Lan He held the soul hook, "Hey, why don't you float with me to eat, it's so convenient. I seem to be more used to looking at your soul body."

"Ah."

Because facing Xiao Lai and dreaming, Song Futan is willing to leave his soul.

Lan He hooked him, pulled him out, and stretched out his hand again.

Song Futan held Lan He's hand, took advantage of the situation to completely get out of his body, and stood up.

The contact between souls and souls is a wonderful touch, icy and cold, seemingly unreal.He thought, it was really a dream, that's why they held hands, but it felt quite real.

"Come with me, isn't it good to eat at work?" Song Futan thought of the legendary ghost messenger who was hungry and full, and felt that Xiao Lai was indeed very thin.

"It's too bad!" Lan He thought of Liu Chunyang, "Wow, my boss doesn't even let me eat."

Although it was in a dream, Song Futan still felt so pitiful when he saw Xiao Lai's appearance. This was a reflection of reality.

Song Futan immediately took him to the kitchen, "Here are some radish cakes and vegetarian steaks, which are supper prepared by my cousin, you should eat them all."

The radish cake made of shredded white radish and sticky rice flour reveals the fragrance and sweetness of radish.The vegetarian steak is actually made of dried tofu. After pouring in the soup, it can almost be confused with the real one, and the color and flavor are very similar to meat dishes.

Lan He started to eat happily, "I heard that the vegetarian food in Juehui Temple is delicious, and I finally got it. I just searched for it for a long time. How do they cook the vegetables, so why do they taste so good?"

Song Futan: "The kitchen told me that the Shurangama Sutra will be put in the cooking."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He said loudly: "I don't believe it! Don't lie to us about impermanence from Dongyue!"

Song Futan thought that he was really cute, "Because after playing the Shurangama Sutra, I feel more calm, and I can cook high-level vegetarian dishes."

Lan He: "Okay, there's still some truth to this."

Even in the dream, without any scruples, Song Futan asked him: "If you are hungry in the future, come to Juehui Temple to eat? You can tell me what you like to eat, and prepare it in advance."

Lan He: "OK!!!!"

Seeing his joy, Song Futan smiled himself.Immediately felt a little sad, if this was not a dream, it would be great.

At this moment, Lao Bai Piao Piao suddenly came over, "Little Lai, have you found something to eat? I'm hungry too—who is this?"

"This is a friend of mine." Lan He beckoned and introduced to Song Futan, "This is my colleague Lao Bai."

Song Futan: "Old Bai???"

His expression was so unbelievable that even Lao Bai was a little puzzled, "It's... me, what's the problem?"

Song Futan suddenly felt that something was wrong, he had never seen Lao Bai, holding the Golden Wheel Curse was the person Ye Meng thought about, but those who had never seen it would dream of it anyway.

He asked calmly, "Am I dreaming?"

Lan He: "Dream? What are you talking about?"

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He reacted for a while before saying in astonishment: "Ah, do you think you've been dreaming?"

Song Futan: "..."

He slowly raised his head and rubbed between his brows. Although he wanted to see Xiao Lai, this was not the result he wanted...

Lao Bai is still out of the situation: "What's the situation, what is this person doing, is he dead or not."

Song Futan said with a headache: "But you are a messenger from the Yin Division of Dongyue, how come you come to Juehui Temple to participate in the Dharma conference, and you promised me to come often."

"Wait, you think it's impossible for me to appear in Juehui Temple, so you think this is a dream?" Lan He wondered if he had found the point, "But Lao Bai and I are here to take advantage."

Song Futan: "..."

Lao Bai continued the situation: "What's the matter? Do I still have something to eat?"

Song Futan took out another dish from under the gauze cover, and handed it to Lao Bai, who took it and ate his own without making a sound.

"Hahahahaha, you are too funny! I said you were taken aback by me. How could you be so calm? It turned out to be a dream." Lan He belatedly recalled more, "Hahahahaha Ha ha!"

Song Futan was more embarrassed than Lan He understood. He tried to remain calm in front of Lan He, "But you still seldom come here. I'll take you around."

He often came to Juehui Temple, but he had never seen Xiaolai before.

Lan He immediately agreed, "Let's take a stroll and leave after Lao Bai finishes eating."

……

After the two went out, they could still faintly hear the sound of chanting sutras, and the monks' salvation ceremony was still going on. If they floated higher, they could still see the ghosts praying for supernatural powers.

"Actually, yesterday, I thought of you and the little lame donkey. It wasn't in a dream. I didn't expect to meet again." Lan He said with a smile, and was in a good mood after being teased just now.

When Song Futan heard his words, he unconsciously began to write prose, um, he was thinking of me too.

While chatting with him, Lan He floated up to the roof, only to see a young monk sitting in the yard, sitting motionless at the stone table, as if in trance.

Lan He looked familiar, and wondered if this was the Master Sikong. It was said that he was the youngest master in the history of Juehui Temple. Been popular on the Internet for a while.

It is said that not only Internet celebrities, but also profound Dharma, is well-known in the industry...

At this time, a few more monks entered the courtyard. An old monk walking in the front was holding a cane in his hand. His face was wrinkled, but his eyes were clear and his figure was tall. He was walking in the most ordinary monk's clothes at the forefront.

Seeing Sikong sitting there in a daze, the old monk asked, "What is Sikong doing?"

Sikong came back to his senses, and said in a low voice, "I'm thinking about how to practice Zen because of the scorching heat."

"Why don't you avoid it?" The old monk picked up his crutch and slapped it on Sikong.

Don't look at the old man's age, when he moves, his sleeves are rolled up, his muscles are bulging, and he is half a head taller than Sikong.

The originally quiet and handsome mage Sikong jumped up, his face wrinkled in pain, and he bowed tremblingly to the old monk.

Unexpectedly, the old monk was whipped again, and Sikong took another stick, grinning his teeth and said: "I know, I know, don't force your mind to be calm, I'm going to blow on the electric fan to practice meditation!"

Only then did the old monk put away his crutches, "Go!"

Seeing Sikong slip away in desperation, he asked the monks around him again.

Lan He was dumbfounded, "Who is this?"

Song Futan said: "The abbot here, Master Fudo, is also the master of the previous monk."

No wonder he dared to fight Sikong, it turned out to be the master plus the abbot, Lan He also had a little impression of this name, and sometimes saw it on the news, a very famous old monk.But the mage Fudo he imagined, or every old monk, should be benevolent and benevolent.

Lan He's throat was itchy, and she couldn't help but said, "What did that mean just now? You hit someone with a walking stick while you were talking."

Song Futan: "That's not a walking stick."

Lan He: "Ah? What is it?"

Song Futan: "It's the stick he specially uses to beat people."

Lan He: "???"

Lan He was shocked and said: "...at this age, this abbot is still a monk."

Song Futan was teased and chuckled, "Have you ever heard of a blow?"

Even if she doesn't believe in Buddhism, Lan He has heard this idiom before, "Of course, it's just to scare people suddenly, so that they can understand the truth... Eh, you mean that the master just hit him with a stick just now? Did you really hit him with a stick?"

"This is one of the special skills of the Linji Sect. It is known as 'General Linji' in Buddhist circles." Song Futan explained leisurely.

In fact, there are many kinds of monks, and not everyone is as gentle as "flicking flowers and smiling", punching and kicking.

The style of Linji School has always been very severe.

When the first ancestor of Linji, Master Yixuan, was practicing, he was beaten once or twice with a stick, but asked three times, and was beaten with a stick all three times.Master Deshan Xuanjian was even more ferocious. His disciples were hit with thirty sticks for speaking, and thirty sticks for not speaking.

Deshan stick, Linji drink, is the origin of "wake up drink".

But people use sticks to make people enlightened.After they became famous, some people imitated them, beat and drank indiscriminately, but it was useless to fight if they had no skill, so they would not be called Jun Lie, but reckless, which would provoke ridicule.

This Fudo mage is very old-fashioned and good at drinking disciples, which is rare nowadays.Just because he is quite old-fashioned, like Master Deshan, he studied the "Diamond Sutra" intensively, and he is also known as Master Vajra in the industry.

What's more, Master Deshan's stick is divided into types, there are moves, there are sticks that let scholars go back to the right path, there are sticks that verify the truth, there are sticks that encourage, and so on.

The most powerful one is called blind plus blind stick, this kind of stick is unreasonable, just raise your hand and hit...

"Blind plus blind stick? Hit you and hit you, don't pick a reason." Lan He knew for the first time that the "wake-up call" was so systematic, and it was a special style of this genre. He swallowed, and praised: "Excellent, this is the Buddha that a macho should cultivate!!"

Song Futan: "..."

At this time, the old monk below suddenly raised his head and looked over with clear and sharp eyes.

Lan He seemed to be blown by the North Pole wind, but Mage Fudo only took one look, smiled and left the yard.

Lan He was silent for a while before recovering, "Did he see us?"

Song Futan said: "I can always see it."

Lan He said in embarrassment: "Then I just said that they are macho, didn't I also hear it..."

Just as Song Futan wanted to comfort her, Lan He soon came alive, "It should be fine, I'll praise them!"

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He simply sat on the roof and chatted with Song Futan, "I heard that the capital city has been in chaos recently, no wonder you are always leaving your soul, be careful."

Seeing that he cared about him, Song Futan nodded, "I know. You must be busy too." There was no time for dinner.

"It's not bad. By the way, my friend knocked out one of the teeth of the gatekeeper who tripped us up last time, hahahahaha!" Lan He shared with Song Futan about the last trip to hell together follow-up experience.

Seeing his smiling eyes, Song Futan couldn't help the unease in his heart, and said, "My surname is Song..."

Want to tell me your name?Lan He was half surprised and half aware, as if he had been waiting for this moment.

However, Song Futan only uttered two words, and his body moved back uncontrollably.

"What's wrong?" Lan He jumped up.

"... I'm going to return to my soul." Song Futan said with a little annoyance, but was already sent away by the breeze from nowhere.

"Hey!" Lan He was stunned and then smiled. Although he didn't hear the name, at least he knew that the other party had this kind of heart. He jumped up and waved, and said relaxedly, "Forget it, let's talk about it next time!"

Ok……

Song Futan only felt that the sky was spinning in an instant, and he returned to his body. When he opened his eyes again, Dou Chunting was lying on the bed nervously looking at him, "Cousin, are you okay? I see you are leaving again. I lost my soul, so I quickly asked Master Sikong to bring you back, he said that luckily you didn’t go far...it’s too scary, you can also leave your soul in a temple.”

Song Futan looked at Dou Chunting expressionlessly.

Dou Chunting: "Cousin?"

Song Futan stood up and started beating his cousin.

……

Ying Shao stayed until it was almost daylight, but he was so sleepy that nothing happened.

He was depressed, "Are you kidding me, and said you want me to look good tonight, wasting so much of my money!"

The juniors are also very depressed, not only because their pride has been wiped out, but also because they have spent money, "That's right, they are so poor."

"No, maybe it's to paralyze us and come at the last moment." Ying Shao washed his face with cold water and tried to open his eyes wide. At this moment, his body trembled suddenly, and even his juniors screamed out in fright.

"Brother, what's wrong, brother!"

"Did you get cursed?"

"It's okay..." Ying Shao took out her phone, "Here's a text message."

He clicked on it and saw that it was an unfamiliar number, and there was only one sentence in it: You are ruthless!wait and see!

Ying Shao: "??"

are you crazy.

When Lan He got up early and went downstairs to have breakfast, she saw that Ying Shao had two big dark circles under her eyes and was also buying soy milk fritters. The two looked at each other, "Good morning."

Lan He asked, "Did you stay up all night?"

Ying Shao forced a smile, "Yes."

Lan He said deliberately: "Hey, I slept very soundly."

Ying Shao: "..."

Bai bewitched!Bai bewitched!

No gossip was heard, and there was nothing to disturb the neighbors!Totally helping the neighbors to sleep!

……

Lan He rested at home for another night, and then went to the suburban shooting location to gather the next day.

The courtyards here are quite old, or the buildings in this area are relatively old, and there is a folk village scenic spot nearby.

Cheng Haidong quickly began to gossip, saying that the director had already taken a good look at the location scouting, and rented a house as the filming location. Who knew that something went wrong suddenly, and someone in the village got drunk, and suddenly knocked down several courtyard walls, and even the house was damaged. Some damage was done, and even the good scenery was wasted.

Liu Chunyang was so angry that he temporarily chose another room to re-set the scene. It took only two days, because he was in a hurry and spent a lot of money.

Chen Xingyang said, "Then here are all kangs, so I have to sleep in Datong bunk."

During the filming, the conditions were more difficult than this, Lan He nodded.

Lan He, Cheng Haidong, and Chen Xingyang all lived in different rooms in the same yard as Liu Chunyang. Because the yard was changed temporarily, they hadn't cleaned it up when they arrived, so they waited outside the yard for a while.

The owner here is surnamed Yang, and it was the youngest son of the family who gave them a call. The crew called him Xiao Yang, and he was very enthusiastic.

A film crew came, and many people in the village were watching, "Hey, the Yang family earned the money again, so I said that his family's luck is really good, and those who signed the contract will be hit, so go to his house .”

"I heard that there is more money, he has a big family, three or four yards, how much more money..."

Cheng Haidong heard this, and whispered: "Then this family is pretty good. Although the village is a little far away, such a large piece of land has a unique history. It can be rented out to make money, and it can also make a lot of money from homestays. Hey, compared to I am much more comfortable."

He said, rubbing his waist again.

"You want to eat hot pot every day. It's inconvenient to live here to eat hot pot." Lan He comforted him a few words, and seeing that the packing was almost done, he went in to put his luggage.

It was still tiring to shoot in another location. Chen Xingyu and Lao Lin were only half a day late, so they brought Miaomiao to see it. They had a very relaxed life these days.

At this time, Chen Xingyu and his wife had already trusted Lan He very much. When he was holding Miaomiao, Lao Lin was chatting with Chen Xingyang outside, and Chen Xingyu also fell asleep—even if he didn't cry a lot, such a small baby should be brought up. Still very tired.

Lan He took the opportunity to take out Miss Hu's fingernails, knocked off a little bit, wrapped it in paper and set it on fire.

As the flames scorched his nails and burst into light blue flames, Lan He felt as if a wave of anger rushed to him. He seemed to know what to do next, and——

Lan He raised his left hand, and the nails grew a lot like Miss Hu at some point, extremely sharp and glowing coldly.

Lan He quickly looked behind him. Fortunately, there was no fox tail.

He seized the time, and covered Miaomiao's head with his hand with long nails. When Miaomiao saw his hand, she was not afraid, but laughed instead.

"You don't recognize this hand, do you?" Lan He also smiled at him, and then cursed three times: "Golden brilliance, brilliance blooms darkness, Dinghui produces lotus, all souls and gods are safe..."

After cursing, Miaomiao also fell asleep.

Lan He went out to say hello to Lao Lin, and then went back to take a shower.

Not long after, Miaomiao woke up crying, Lao Lin hugged him quickly, and did not bother Lan He immediately, he coaxed him first, seeing that he might be a little hungry, so he fed him, and after feeding Miaomiao naturally calmed down, Big eyes look around.

Slowly, Lao Lin felt that something was wrong.

Wait a minute, Miaomiao cried, and stopped crying after breastfeeding. There is no Lan He, and there is no video of Lan He!

He thought foolishly, this is not a coincidence, could Miaomiao be... all right?

When Chen Xingyu woke up, Miaomiao hadn't cried or made trouble for an hour. Chen Xingyang and Lao Lin were hugging him excitedly and sharing the news with Chen Xingyu.

It was also at this time that Lan He came over.

As soon as Miaomiao saw him, she clapped her hands and wanted to hug him—obviously, although Lan He was no longer his anti-crying medicine, she was still one of his favorite people.

"Lan He, Miaomiao is ready!" Chen Xingyu wiped away tears and handed Miaomiao to him.She felt from the bottom of her heart that it was because of Lan He that Miaomiao was slowly recovering!

Lan He took Miaomiao, hugged him and said softly, "Is that so, crybaby is healed?"

The couple couldn't hide their excitement. Lao Lin even took a short video, and Chen Xingyu posted it on his Weibo when he turned his head. He spoke passionately: "My son's favorite person!!"

If there is no new drama, it is rare for Chen Xingyu to post on Weibo once. Original Weibo can include pictures and even fewer videos. As soon as she posts, fans immediately flock to her.

It's just that I'm a little confused after reading the content. Chen Xingyu's friends are just three or two kittens. Who are they?How could he become her son's favorite person?

And based on everyone's analysis of Chen Xingyu's previous Weibo, she rarely used exclamation points when she wrote it herself...

The netizen's scouting ability is so strong, they quickly found out that it was Chen Xingyang's partner in the new play, and Chen Xingyu even made a guest appearance some time ago.

Is that how they came into contact?But with Chen Xingyu's character, it is very rare to be able to make friends with someone in such a short period of time.

At this time, I don't know whether it was the extras or the staff of the film and television base, and they even stood up and posted a photo. It is reasonable to say that it can't be leaked, but sometimes it is inevitable that there are too many people.

And this is exactly the photo of Chen Xingyu's family of three and Lan He resting on the previous set. Miaomiao was lying on Lan He's chest, Lan He was holding a baby bottle, and Chen Xingyu and Lao Lin wiped his sweat and handed him water. The whistleblower said : During the break, Lan He has been taking care of Chen Xingyu's family.

Hungry reporters quickly and skeptically wrote stories.

Netizens also read it suspiciously:

【Why?with children?First time watching this kind of set footage? ? 】

[Pupil earthquake, has Chen Xingyu changed his sex? Let a person I just met bring it to me!child!son!Wipe him back!sweat! 】

[And is it particularly well worn?Confused, I thought it would be no problem for a celebrity to hire a professional nanny since he is so rich. If he wasn’t so powerful, I can’t figure out why he would ask his peers...]

[I found that all the news about this actor was...strange]

[Who says no, it’s either to play dead—it’s still not clear what the meaning of playing dead is, or to put makeup on the pig’s head, or...to use the rest time on the set to help the goddess of star language to raise the child?He has a lot of skills! 】