After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He and Song Futan traveled all the way to the city. It was almost dawn at this time, the morning stars were few and far between, the sky was slightly white, the wind at dawn was cold but fresh, and everything was waiting to embrace the day. Fresh.

It seems that there has never been such a moving scenery before.

"It's almost dawn." Song Futan said.

He suddenly felt that the sky is forever, and the wind and the moon are in the sky.In fact, Chen Xi has always been cute, but he doesn't care about it.

The little lame donkey got anxious and pawed several times.

"What's the rush, can we still turn into bubbles when the sun comes out?" But Lan He did have something to do during the day, he said to Song Futan, "I'll send it here, you should go back quickly."

"Hmm." Song Futan nodded.

Although it won't turn into bubbles, the living soul can't be rescued after leaving the body for too many days, and the little lame donkey can be regarded as a femininity.

Lan He also took a few steps back in the other direction: "Well... goodbye!"

Don't remember your name, don't ask when you come, don't care where you go, hope to see you again.

Song Futan: "...bye."

Liu Chunyang asked Lan He to help him play with the leading actor, and this time he asked Chen Xingyang to come.

When Liu Chunyang auditioned for a play, he liked being in a restaurant.

"The crayfish here are very good, and the meat is very firm." Liu Chunyang sucked the spicy soup first, and then lifted the bright red shrimp shell, revealing the plump red shrimp meat, and green onion Ginger, chili and other ingredients are stewed together to taste the prawn meat. Even if you just watch Liu Chunyang chewing, you can imagine its springy texture and strong taste. But none of you can eat, hahahaha."

Chen Xingyang and Lan He: "..."

Although the two met for the first time, Liu Chunyang's words made them inexplicably closer...

Of course, it may also be because Chen Xingyang has been famous for many years and has always been known for his good temper.

Liu Chunyang asked the two of them to play together, and try the last scene between the villain and the protagonist. The villain played by Lan He should receive a box lunch here.

Liu Chunyang wiped his red and swollen lips, suddenly excited, and said to Lan He: "You will die later, let him see what it means to die well!"

Lan He: "..."

Chen Xingyang: "???"

Lan He: "Director Liu! Disagreement!!!"

Only then did Liu Chunyang come to his senses: "Hahaha, I didn't mean that - it's just that Lan He, after practicing yoga, can adjust her breathing to almost zero, and her body temperature will also drop. This requires not only skill, but also talent. It is said that There are no more than five people in the whole world! Their school is very demanding in finding successors!"

Lan He: No... I didn't...

What information did Director Liu go back to check? Lan He himself didn't know that there were other people in the world who could do this.

"Is it so amazing?" Chen Xingyang looked at Lan He in surprise, and asked him, "Then can you put your thighs behind your head? I really want to see it."

Lan He: "...

...What's wrong with all of them?As expected of you, Liu Chunyang's old team member, the one who did the splits and put his legs behind his head when he opened his mouth.

Lan He pretended not to hear, "Then let's start, if I get cold later, don't save me."

……

Undoubtedly, Lan He's death in place shocked another person.

Chen Xingyang was convinced, and the two of them played very well, with great tension. Liu Chunyang was quite satisfied, but he didn't settle down right away. He had to think again—or, Lan He was rare. An actor who was settled once, and has never worked together.

Out of admiration, Chen Xingyang communicated with Lan He again, only to find out that they are still alumni, "They are actually juniors! Where are you from?"

Lan He told him it was Xiang Province.

"Is there in Xiangxi?" Chen Xingyang said, "Are you a minority? There seem to be quite a lot of them there."

Lan He said honestly, "My mother is from the Miao nationality."

"Oh!" Chen Xingyang is from the north, but he has also heard many southern legends, "I heard that the Miao people can raise Gu, have you seen it? Can they raise it?"

Lan He said righteously: "Senior, of course not, how could every Miao tribe know how to raise Gu!"

Chen Xingyang: "Oh, haha, it's just a legend."

Lan He: "Yes!"

...It is true that if you don't raise Gu, you will only go through impermanence!

Because Liu Chunyang brought Lan He to various restaurants to meet people for auditions, the fact that he hand-picked Lan He as the male supporting role spread like wildfire.

The media soon found out other information. Liu Chunyang's dramas have always attracted a lot of attention.

I learned the following information: Lan He is not only the male supporting role, but also the first actor to be settled. Liu Chunyang actually used him as a starting point to find other actors, and he had never worked with him before.He himself was signed by an unknown company, and he played small roles before, so he couldn't be more transparent.

So how did this actor conquer Liu Chunyang?

Or Lan He is a little transparent, no one came to interview him, but went to the restaurant to surround Liu Chunyang, asked him various news about the new play, and also asked why he chose a young actor who did not cooperate with him to play an important role.

Liu Chunyang's mouth was very tight, and he didn't reveal anything about the new play at all, but when they pressed him why he chose Lan He, he thought about it and said with the intention of sending someone away, "Maybe it's because he is especially good at pretending to be dead."

reporter:"???"

What are you talking about, is it interesting to send reporters away with nonsense?

——It wasn't until sometime in the future that everyone looked back and realized that what Liu Chunyang said was actually right, and even implied a spoiler.

Not long after Liu Chunyang signed the contract with Lan He, the male number three of the idol drama "Qingmeng Geometry" directed by Wang Mao also landed on Lan He without any risk.

Liu Chunyang could make the decision on his own, but Wang Mao agreed to settle on Lan He after discussing with all parties, so he was a little slower.

They were all acquaintances, so the three parties had a friendly discussion. Liu Chunyang tried to film Lan He's scene first, while Wang Mao pushed for it. In addition, the starting time of the two sides was originally different, so it was staggered.

Fortunately, neither of Lan He's protagonists was the main character, so they were completely free.

Liu Chunyang's play is tentatively titled "Chasing". During the preparation period of the crew, all parts have finalized the plan, and the actors have also signed contracts one after another. Lan He obediently prepared the role at home, and cooperated to complete the role modeling and other work in the middle.

In early summer, "Chasing" will start.

Except for Lan He, from the male lead, female lead, male supporting role, female supporting role, etc., they are all Liu Chunyang's old team - Chen Xingyang successfully won the male lead role.Even the little characters with a little bit of special features are also cameos by old people.

The opening ceremony was scheduled for [-]:[-] in the morning. Of course, the time was specially chosen, which sounded auspicious.

Lan He arrived at the scene early, and sat in the corner with Cheng Haidong, talking nonsense.

All the opening ceremonies are similar, full of traditional colors, the camera is covered by a red cloth, and the offering table is also spread with a red cloth, and incense candles, fruits, pig's heads and other offerings must be prepared.

Among them, the pig's head is the most important.The six livestock pigs are the head, and the head of the pig is the head of the head.It is solemn to use a pig's head to make an offering.In ancient times, there were even emperors who specially raised god pigs to attract blessings and ward off evil spirits.

There are still 10 minutes until [-]:[-], everything should be ready, but only Liu Chunyang, who claims to not believe in ghosts and gods, is yelling loudly: "Who bought this pig's head!! Who!! Why is this pig's head like this? Son, explain to me!!"

Lan He was taken aback, Liu Chunyang looked very kind during the audition, he loved to eat and joke, as soon as he entered the group, it was like a different person.

What's the matter with the pig's head, nothing will happen.

Lan He sniffed it carefully, but she didn't seem to smell anything strange.

"Let's go!" Cheng Haidong jumped up immediately, showing an excited expression, "Go watch the fun!"

Lan He was speechless, and was dragged away by him, and he wanted to squeeze to the front to see. This guy was timid when he saw a ghost, but he had a lot of strength.

"What happened to the pig's head? What happened to the pig's head?" Cheng Haidong stretched his neck.

This is also a question in many people's minds, what can go wrong with offerings.But if something really goes wrong with the offering, then with the personality of the director, he will definitely feel it is an ominous sign.

I saw Liu Chunyang lifting the pig's head and the plate, "Look, this pig's head has such a ferocious expression, how can it be suitable for offering! Who bought this, can't you choose one with a calmer expression?!"

Everyone: "..."

Is it a bad omen...forget it...

It sounds a bit ridiculous, but don't say it, look carefully, this pig's head is indeed very hideous, as if he is dying, which makes people feel very uncomfortable.

The staff in charge of buying the pig's head panicked: "Then I'll go buy another one now."

Liu Chunyang: "It's already five minutes past eight, where do you go to buy?"

Is it possible to postpone the opening ceremony and wait until the pig's head is bought back?

Seeing the staff being scolded like hell, Lan He said weakly, "Director Liu, how about..."

As soon as he spoke, everyone looked over, and Lan He got stuck.

Many people present are from Liu Chunyang's old team. They are familiar with Liu Chunyang's temper. He is a grumpy old man on the set, but most of the time he just swears with reason and evidence. It's fine for everyone to stand back and bear it. Don't shirk or plead.

As soon as Lan He opened his mouth, he attracted their attention. Seeing that he was a new partner, he thought it was no wonder that he still didn't understand Director Liu's temper.

Seeing Liu Chunyang staring at him, Lan He said, "What I mean is... why don't we put makeup on the pig's head, it's not a big deal."

Liu Chunyang: "Makeup?"

Lan He: "It's inevitable to buy a hideous pig's head, I think it's enough to paint it with makeup."

Liu Chunyang's superstition seems to be very volatile, he only hesitated for a second, and said: "Then the makeup artist will paint!"

The makeup artist was speechless: "I..."

How to paint this, he doesn't know what kind of peace Director Liu wants.

Everyone fell into silence. Director Liu was at a loss because of the pig's temper. It is of course a good thing that someone can persuade Director Liu, but now who will take over the matter of arranging the remains of the pig.

Lan He volunteered, "I'll come, I will."

He went forward and painted the pig's face with smiley eyebrows and eyes with edible materials, which was similar to putting makeup on paper. Finally, he used a piece of red paper and placed it on the pig's head door.

The rest of the crew were in a weird silence, watching the delicate main actor sitting at the altar and putting makeup on the pig's head...

Cheng Haidong resisted the urge to giggle and took pictures of this tidbit.

At eight fifteen, it will be done.

Everyone applauded unanimously, okay, this pig's face is really peaceful!

"OK, OK, ready to burn incense!" Liu Chunyang was happy and greeted.

As the saying goes, the fragrance is so high that the gods know that besides the offerings, the most important thing is the incense, and the main creators have to burn the machine incense.

Burning incense, praying to the four directions, uncovering the red cloth, and giving out small red envelopes, and finally everyone shared the food on the table, and the ceremony was over.

The crew of "Chasing" officially started work.

After the photos of the boot site were released, netizens were confused after seeing them:

【What is that little brother doing with the pig's head in his arms?I can't see clearly. 】

[It seems that the death of the pig is too tragic, and you are letting the pig rest in peace? 】

[How to close your eyes, explain the reason to it? 】

【Uh, what I heard is that the director asked for makeup on the pig's face. 】

[Pig face?What kind of deceptive behavior is this? 】

[? ?Is the makeup artist of the crew so 6? 】

[Eh, that's not right, look at that frontal photo. 】

【Looks good, I can! 】

[You can look at your size, look at your face, this doesn't seem to be a make-up artist, but a supporting actor, Lan He, this surname is not common, I always remember it.It was... Director Liu handpicked him, saying that he was very good at pretending to be dead. 】

【Clam?Shouldn't that be appreciated, so why did Liu Chunyang force him to put makeup on the pig's head? 】

[Aside from other things, Director Liu's aesthetics is always online!The Light of Straight Men!The actors chosen are so good-looking. I support Director Liu's makeup on the pig's head. Director Liu must have the most beautiful pig's head for filming! 】

Then the follow-up went awry, and they began to argue about whether the pig was the most beautiful, and why a certain actor was persecuted by the director, which became the first hot topic of "Chasing".

……

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quacks !!" Dou Chunting held the tablet computer and slapped his thigh with a smile, unaware that the air pressure around him was getting lower and lower.

"Cousin, cousin, look at this hahaha." Dou Chunting wanted to show Song Futan the tablet.

Song Futan: "It's so noisy."

Dou Chunting said aggrievedly: "My aunt asked me to accompany you, so I can't leave. I just want to tell you an anecdote, that Liu Chunyang is going too far now, not only have to choose beautiful actors, even the pig's head offered by the crew must be beautiful, not beautiful Just force the actor to do makeup for the pig's head."

He said and laughed again.

Facing this cousin whose humor was as low as his IQ, Song Futan had no choice but to ignore him.

Dou Chunting: "Well, pigs are not cute, but the casting is really cute..."

Is it cute...

Song Futan's thoughts had drifted away.

Dou Chunting stretched out the tablet, "Brother, take a look?"

Song Futan turned on the computer to block his sight: "Get lost."

The author has something to say: Director Liu: (excited) Our Lan He died very well!

Lan He:? ? ?