The Enemy Always Wants to Pull Me into a Coffin

The upsurge caused by "Hergo Winter" is both expected and unexpected.

Numerous posts and topics have sprung up like mushrooms after rain, with analysis, insights, and even disputes.Fortunately, the federal law related to dark creatures is very complete, and the government controls the overall situation. Most of the discussions are friendly and rational, and the largest number of them is undoubtedly——

[Xixi A exploded ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

[Fuck, fuck, fuck! ! ! 】

【One's own power!Fight against a legion!What happened to the two idiots who attacked the childcare center before hahahaha! 】

[However, I don't sympathize at all and just want to hahahaha! 】

There are still quite a few people discussing the world ten thousand years ago revealed by the movie. The scenery and intricate camp relationships that belonged to the last era are simply fascinating.

When Aresio was recovering, the "Separation of My Plasma Wall", which speculated based on the number of frames that the resuscitator might be a vampire, once again haunted the official comment area. This time, he brought relevant analysis on werewolves, tens of thousands of words in length. , Alessio finished reading it bit by bit, and thought it was very good, so he reposted it by the way.

My plasmolysis: ah! ! ! ! !

At this time, the audience who were happily eating textual research posts, truly experienced a "separation of quality walls".

[I'm sour!I'm really sour!Xixi's second post! 】

【Kamijou seems to be a lobster...】

Alessio found these comments very interesting, and read one by one. Suddenly, a message came from his optical brain.

[Luzius: Repost it for me. 】

Arecio glanced at it. It is a new achievement of the Institute of Ancient History. It is about the history of the frontier people in the snowy area. It coincides with the movie. Of course, there is no problem in forwarding it, but...

He raised his head and glanced at the psychopath sitting at the dining table.

"It's just such a short distance, won't you just talk to me directly? What newsletter will you send?"

The saint with platinum blonde hair leaned back in the chair with a blank expression on his face.

"I'm afraid of disturbing you to repost other people's news."

"..."

Arecio slowly put a question mark in his heart. He didn't know why the neuropathy suddenly became strange.But he didn't have time to think about it soon, because the optical brain "ding ding ding", from the neuropathy, sent more than a dozen updates that needed to be forwarded.

"..."

Alessio moved his fingers and began to be a ruthless forwarding machine.

Then the melon eaters who followed Arecio's homepage were horrified to find that Arecio's account seemed to have been stolen, and began to forward it like crazy.The first half is still related to normal history, and the second half even adds "Ten Ways to Eat Red Beans" and "How to Raise an Iron Pot" and other magical content that can't be compared with Alessio.

[If it wasn't for this special account that would be specially protected, I really thought Xixi's account had been hacked...]

[Hahaha, did you find out that it was all transferred from the history book! 】

[History book hahahaha!I thought he was so cold that he was studying how to raise an iron pot every day hahaha! 】

When Luzius went to look at Aresio's homepage again, the separation and inseparability had been completely pushed down to the bottom layer, and Alesio's homepage was full of his own name.Satisfied, he turned off the optical brain and prepared to go to work.

He didn't need to ask Arecio, he had already memorized Arecio's work schedule, and today was a day off.In fact, he should also take a vacation, but there are still some things in the military department, so he has to leave home temporarily with regret.

"What's for dinner? I'll order the ingredients by the way, remember to receive them at home."

Alessio was obsessed with reading comments, lay down on the sofa, and said that anything was fine, and it was delicious anyway.

"rack of lamb?"

"eat!!!"

Seriously, it's no surprise that he plans to live with the psycho forever!

After the dinner was settled, Arecio swiped the comments more vigorously. He scrolled down to the bottom and accidentally found a small link.The person who sent the link is very low-key, and the person who catches the link is even more low-key, and the following comments are only a series of simple and simple.

【coming. 】

[Organize me to come. 】

【Suppress my little heart that is jumping wildly. 】

Arecio: ... Junk marketing?

He learned things after ten thousand years of learning very quickly, and now he knows that such small links are usually spam marketing. His hand was already on the report button, but by some coincidence, he poked into the link and took a look.

Anyway, the supervision system of the optical network is very sound now, and disharmonious links will not pass the audit.

To Alessio's surprise, this site was beautifully constructed, with scattered thorns and dark patterns, dotted with red flowers of roses.This website also uses projected fonts suspended outside the screen, and the curly fonts are elegantly curled.

[You are epic. 】

After this line of characters dissipated, what appeared in front of Aresio again was...

A test question.

Arecio:? ? ?

Browsing a site, why do you still have to do questions?

He was aroused to be more interested, prepared another optical computer, and prepared to search for answers online very unrulyly, and then he clicked on the first question with confidence.

[What was the first sentence the history book said to Sisi in public? 】

It's not a multiple-choice question, and the answer needs to be typed by hand. Alessio was puzzled by the question for a while, and entered the characters without hesitation.

【Um. 】

That's right, the first time he and the psychopath appeared together in public, that was the day he went to call the psychopath, they appeared together under Ellie's camera, and the psychopath replied "um".

bingo!

Arecio was happy, and continued to look at the second question.

[Did anything commemorative appear that day? 】

Answer: The cat knocks on the door.jpg

【Xixi and Shishu ate in the cafeteria for the first time, what did they eat? (Just list three)]

There are so many questions like this, which seem very tricky, and some parties like Alessio have to think for a long time before they can be finalized.Faced with such a challenge, he became more motivated, kept his eyes on the questions, concentrated his attention, and answered all of them correctly in one breath.

The long test progress bar finally came to the end, and Aresio, who maintained the all-pair record, was warmly welcomed by the whole station!

[God!The newcomer is a fairy!Complete!department!just!Indeed! 】

[Welcome the newcomer woo woo woo!The full score of no more than ten in the whole station! 】

[Hello newcomer~ I am administrator No. [-], please read the food on the left half for underage food, and read the right half area after verifying your identity for adults~]

Alessio looked at the virtual colorful flowers scattered all over his screen, moved his finger hesitantly, poked the left half area, and asked him to register first.Arecio thought for a while, and had a flash of inspiration, thinking that the name and avatar could be done in a second with this idea!

He took out a pot of tomato potted plants from his room... Do you have to ask where the tomato came from? Of course it was a crazy thing.He took a picture of the potted plant, and used this watery tomato seedling as his profile picture, which is fresh and environmentally friendly, and then entered the name——

【Steal your tomato】

He happily entered the left half area, not in a hurry to read the content, but first carefully read the site requirements, and followed the requirements to post reports for newcomers.

Because he was a newcomer with a perfect score, he received a lot of attention. As soon as it was reported, many people left messages under him and generously recommended some posts.

[Steal your tomato: report. 】

[Epic Group Administrator No. [-]: Welcome!etc……】

[My plasmodium separation: welcome!Wait for this name...]

Is there anything wrong with his random name?Alessio was very inexplicable, so he asked a question, and someone posted a screenshot of the ID of the site boss for him.

[Epic group administrator No. [-]: It should be a coincidence, the two names are quite a couple. 】

Arecio took a closer look and saw that the name on the screenshot was a bit long.

【Steal my tomato and close the little black house】

It's really related, so he should change it.

Alessio pondered for a while, then turned his gaze to the thriving radishes in the garden outside.

At the same time, Luzius, who was in the military headquarters, received the latest news about the optical brain.After reading the cause and effect at a glance, he decisively entered the site and changed his name.

Even if it is a coincidence, he also refuses to be named as a lover with other people.

[Epic Group Admin No. 23333: Changed it to stealing my radish and shutting down the small black house... Do you have any knots in your mind? [-]]

[Epic Group Administrator No. [-]: Wait?The newcomer also changed his name?Fuck? 】

The other side quickly threw a screenshot over, and Luzius frowned. He thought that the other party was sticking to his name change, and even the screenshot showed that the other party's name change was even earlier than him, and changed the name to——

【Steal your radish】

"..."

[Epic group administrator No. [-]: Absolutely, you two really have a good understanding, do you still want to change it? 】

Of course, not only to change, but also to change thoroughly.He changed the title of his site to [Strictly Prohibit Persecution of Tomatoes], then quickly cut to the newcomer's page, and then his expression froze.

【tomato】

"..."

The other party seems to be very concerned about the question of the suspected couple's name, and is also changing their name crazily, but after repeated changes, the more they change, the more they become lovers.He felt that the other party was about to become bald. He felt that this was a collision of ideas, and as long as he completely abandoned the previous idea of ​​naming, he could avoid the collision.

He then changed the name he had been planning to change, which was related to his changed tattoo.

【The Sparrow of Huaijing】

The other side also quietly and desperately changed one.

【Sword Embracing the Rose】

Holding the light brain, the platinum-haired saint tilted his head, exited and glanced at the status of Aresio's communication software.

[Browsing the webpage. 】

No change.

Opposite is Alessi.

After changing the last name, Arecio threw Guangnao on the sofa angrily, grabbed a handful of almonds and ate them.He chewed and chewed, and the more he chewed, the more angry he became, but the more angry he became, the more he wanted to continue looking at that site, he still didn't know what was in it.

A few minutes later, he calmed down after eating the almonds, and picked up the light brain again.Still entering the left half area, he glanced at the name of the veteran of the site. Although they are all four characters, the sense of CP is finally not so strong.

This site seems to be set up solely for a certain CP. This is a form commonly used by people who eat food in the Federation. As long as they don’t try their best to spread the relevant information or even affect the lives of related people, it is completely allowed to enclose the land. He even joked about his own related CP site.Arecio had heard a little about this kind of thing because of Ellie, and he looked down at CP's profile column.

【History Book × Xixi】

"???"

He sat on the sofa and grasped his brain for a moment.If it was before, he might just be bewildered for a while and then just pass by, but recently, he just discovered that he seems to have a deep affection for neuropathy.

He hesitated for a while, and he didn't dare to go to the so-called right half section for adults, but clicked on the top work in the left half section.

After more than an hour, Arecio quietly added this site to his favorites, put down his optical brain quietly, and then sat on the sofa.

Arecio: Stay...

In the past hour, not only did he eat food for him and the neuropathy, but he also added site friends with the food production boss.

[The Sparrow of Huaijing: Take a look at these articles, the quality is very good. 】

[The Sparrow of Huai Jing: I made this handwriting, I am a little embarrassed, but I feel very satisfied. 】

[The Sparrow of the Huaijing: The epic group is locked! (loud)]

[The Sparrow of Huaijing: ... Are you still there? 】

[Jian Embracing Rose: ...here. 】

What else could Arecio do so as not to look strange? !

[Sword Embracing the Rose: The Civil Affairs Bureau of the epic group is married! ! ! 】