The Enemy Always Wants to Pull Me into a Coffin

Alessio not only picked up the coffin boards for him, but also covered him intimately, and found a rope to tie it up.Ai Li came over and said that everything was packed, and the center dispatched a car to help Alessio to his new home.

"Take this one too, and put it in the van." Arecio patted the dust off his hands, and Ellie followed suit even though she was confused.

"Speaking of which, where is Mr. Rutius?"

Arecio did not answer him directly, but glanced at the coffin, and said slowly:

"Ellie."

"Huh? I'm here!"

"The vampire entering the coffin is called falling asleep, do you know what it is called when the human being enters the coffin?"

"……Call?"

"Called into the soil."

Ai Li didn't know why, and there was a question mark on her forehead.Bewildered, she carefully supervised the loading of the coffin, and the moment the carriage closed, she seemed to hear a sigh coming from the coffin.

Allie:! ! !

It's haunted!

Even though they only left the center temporarily and will continue to work here in the future, several emotional staff cried.They sent all kinds of things to celebrate Alessio's new house. Alessio held a full video game gift package from Andre and waved goodbye to the staff who got along well these days.

As the gray screen rose all the way, Arecio looked down at the schematic diagram of the new home on the optical brain, and the more he looked, the more he felt satisfied.

Yes, that is not a simple house, it is a "home", a resting place that is different from the blood moon castle of the blood clan, and the moon river manor he once owned.Although half of the space should be allocated to psychopaths, they can also discuss and decorate.

Thinking of something, Aresio's brain blew up and received a message from a neuropathy.

【Lucius: ... let me out. 】

[Luzius: Unloading. 】

[Luzius: Where are they going to carry me? 】

[Arecio: Hahahahahahahahaha! 】

【Luzius: ...】

There was no more movement on the other side, probably thinking about how to save himself.Alessio looked down through the car window and saw the house that belonged to him. The truck was unloading, and the lean robots moved their packed luggage and gifts to the house, and the goods ordered online At this point in time, the goods arrived one after another, and the personnel on both sides communicated with each other, and each designated an area to stack the goods.

Because the new home needed to add a lot of things, the small garden was filled in a short while, and the coffin took up the most space.Alessio saw the staff on both sides communicate for a while, one person shook his head, and then someone said something, the other party took a look at the documents, and then nodded in agreement.

They stacked too many boxes on top of the coffin.

Arecio twice: Hahahahahahaha!

coffin:"……"

All the things were delivered to sign for receipt, and the staff left one after another, leaving only the robot that assists in home decoration.Ellie also returned to the center, and invited Arecio to enjoy the fun of home decoration in the world after ten thousand years. Of course, don't forget to take time to live broadcast after tidying up.

[Lucius: Are you sure you won't let me out? 】

[Arecio: No. 】

【Luzius: ... Don't regret it. 】

[Arecio: No way! 】

The sound on the other side was silenced, and Aresio consciously had the upper hand, and even removed a few transport boxes and sat on the coffin by himself.A gray curtain enveloped the small garden. He hummed "Praise the Stars" from the popular repertoire of their time, swayed his legs, and looked at the cardboard boxes and dumb robots all over the floor.

Slowly, his legs stopped shaking, and Arecio realized the current problem.

【Arecio: I will untie the rope for you, you come out. 】

[Luzius: No. 】

Arecio: ...

Retribution came so quickly, he forgot that someone needed to do the work!

He removed the ropes that bound the coffin, and took down the boards. The saint was lying peacefully in the coffin, closed his eyes and dozed off. Feeling the light, his eyes opened slightly, and then closed quickly.

"Get up and work!" Arecio gasped, and the saint in the coffin let out a vague laugh, and said slowly:

"Please."

"..."

This psychopath will always have a way to poke his lungs in minutes!

Alessio took certain measures, and finally the two of them sat peacefully on the sofa in the living room of their new home.The sofa is also a fabric sofa that has just been disassembled. The small home improvement robots have helped a lot, and they can even clean up the remaining transport boxes, which is very advanced.They determined the work schedule and coordinated the goods, and then slid the rollers together to come to Aresio and Luzius, raised their round heads, and made smiling expressions on the electronic screen.

"Please come and help~ Please come and help~" The smallest robot shook Aresio's hand coquettishly, "Please join us in decorating this new home."

"The designers of these robots seem to have their own set of ideas." Ruzius said that he likes to do his homework in advance. Since he ordered these home improvement robots in the package, he naturally recognized the designer's ideas. of.

"The designer believes that with the development of the times, machines will replace labor, and the gap between people will increase."

"Gradually stop doing the same thing together, and let the machine do everything for you."

"So he put forward the idea of ​​machines and people working together. Because of the guarantee of the machine, people don't have to work in a hurry, and because of the participation of people, the machine can complete better ideas."

Arecio was being shaken softly by the little robot, and got up from the sofa.The little robot happily followed the procedure and introduced its two companions to Arecio.The medium-sized robot can assemble all kinds of furniture and absorb the garbage generated in the process; the tall robot carries heavy objects and is also responsible for high-level work; and the one holding Aresio is a guiding robot that will Take them to find every piece of goods, and at the same time have a set decoration plan, as if the designer came to the scene in person.

"Isn't this great." Arecio liked these three very much. Even though he was a prince who had never participated in labor before, he was willing to try to do something.Not to mention Ruzius, under the education of the temple, he did not reject labor.

"Let's start with the living room! Let's compete, let's find the boxes labeled A1 and A2 first! Get ready—"

Bright smiling eyes curled up on the electronic screen of the little robot.

"yeah!"

There was a gust of "huh", and there was no one in front of the little robot.It didn't know how stimulating the word "competition" it just said according to the procedure, the person in front of it suddenly disappeared, and it turned around in a few circles in a daze before jumping up and chasing after it.

"Two! Two! Wait for me!"

The whole house is covered by gray curtains, but Alessio doesn't have to worry about the sun.He quickly found the row of boxes with the serial number "A", and his eyes lit up immediately, but before he could take the box, a long chain in the slanted spine suddenly wrapped the two boxes together, and moved to the side Lah, he took it for granted.

Aresio raised his head angrily, and the saint picked up the two boxes expressionlessly, turned around and ran away.

"You lost." Ruzius taunted without expression. Alessio sneered at his death, and teleported directly in front of him, separated by two boxes, and the two were about to fight on the spot. stand up--

"Don't fight, woo woo!" The little robot finally slid over and lay between the two of them.The tall robot took the two boxes very quickly and sent them into the room, leaving only Alessio and Luzius, and a small robot to face off.

"Woooo..." The little robot twitched. It looked at Aresio pitifully, and stretched out its mechanical hand, hoping that Aresio could hold it.Alessio was a little soft-hearted, and stretched out his hand to hold the little mechanical hand.The little robot did the same, holding Luzius's with the other hand.

"Don't quarrel, this is the new home of the two of you, and the two of you will be together for a long time in the future."

Arecio: ...?

The reason is right, why does he feel that something is wrong.

The little robot held Alessio's hand in one hand and Luzius' in the other. They clasped both hands and smiled brightly.

"Is not it good?"

Arecio:? ? ?

Luzius:! ! !

Arecio touched a thin callus on the fingertips of the saint.

The blood race is technically dead, so there will be no scars or cocoons on their bodies. As long as there is enough blood, they can quickly adjust themselves back to prosperity.So when he touched such a pair of human hands, Arecio shrank subconsciously, but before he could withdraw his hand, he felt that the index finger of the other party seemed to rub against his palm unconsciously.

"What the hell is this good friend program?!" Alessio suddenly withdrew his hand and put it in his pocket.

"Maybe there was a fight because of home decoration." The saint guessed rationally, but his index finger curled up slightly.

This program is really comprehensive, but the processing method is changed to better, which is too embarrassing.

The little robot looks left and right, and proceeds to the next procedure automatically.

"Let's hang the curtains together!"

Alessio did a really hard job, and for the first time he knew how difficult it is to decorate a house, and that was with the help of robots.The Moon River Manor where he lived ten thousand years ago, it is no wonder that so many servants are needed just for normal operation.

The tall robot is turning into a ladder, which is convenient for him to hang the high paintings. He hangs it himself, and tilts his head to look at it, and he can't tell if it is right or not.It happened that the saint was carrying a hammer, holding the fence of the flower garden and passing by the French window, he called the saint to stop.

"Is it right?"

"It's crooked, point to the left."

Arecio then moved to the left.

"It seems to be a bit left, point to the right."

Arecio moved back again.

"It looks like..."

Aresio jumped off the ground angrily, and directly picked up the tall robot that turned into a ladder, ready to throw it at Luzius!

The little robot drifted rapidly among them.

"Woooooooo..."

As soon as Alessio heard him cry, he knew something was wrong, but the robot with a fixed program insisted on it. In the end, Alessio held hands with the psychopath with hatred, and the robot even suggested that they "have a gentle hug".

That is impossible!

At the end of the day, most of the house is installed, and the rest can be done by yourself. Three robots stand in a row and say goodbye to two customers.The little robot was in the center, with a bright smile on the electronic screen, and bowed deeply to the two.

"Our mission is complete!"

Then, the three robots spoke in unison with different electronic voices——

"Happy newlyweds to you two!"

The robots closed the door and left, and Alessio looked at the door they left through dumbly.

"……what?"