The villain is not crazy

Su Yuanfu, to put it bluntly, has a bit of a woman's problem, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, gossip about a little bit, and Wu Xiyi has a deep filter now, without the slightest impatience.

Su Qingyi, who was eavesdropping in the corridor, pouted: "It's really possible to say..."

He listened to it for a while, but he couldn't take it any longer. He turned his head and chased Tumi, making mouth shapes: "Go——go, go back."

Tumi suppressed her voice with a low laugh: "Don't worry?"

"Alas—" Su Qingyi sighed heavily, and commented like an old man: "It's all worrying."

Tumi almost had a stomachache from laughing, and reached out to rub Su Qingyi's hair vigorously, like rubbing a ball. Su Qingyi was knocked dizzy by his rubbing, squeezed him into the room, and then complained like he was relieved Said: "You are really a ball, this is my head—" He straightened out the messy hair with his hands angrily: "I spent a lot of money to make my hair, what kind of hair did you make? son."

The more he talked, the more worried he became, pushed Tumi away with his butt, rushed into the bathroom, and tossed his own image in the mirror.

Tumi thought it was funny when he saw his stingy appearance. This person is usually carefree, but in fact he has a lot of idols in his heart, and he envies his calm style, but he himself is too careless, and he can't calm down no matter what happens. .

He leaned against the door frame: "Don't mess with it, just those few hairs..."

"A few, roots, hairs!" Su Qingyi repeated word by word, staring at Tumi bitterly and bitterly, as if you were going to make you look good if you said it again.

Tumi coughed, quickly confessed, and changed the subject: "I'm going to wash up later..."

Su Qingyi's sanity has been swayed by "a few hairs", grabbing his hair that seems to be really thinning, and falling into some kind of terrible and desperate guessing - I'm not going to be bald, am I?

I'm only in my twenties, and I'm still a few years away from my thirties. Why am I going to be bald?

Will I only be able to wear a hat when I go out in the future, and I still wear a hat that covers my head when it’s over 30 degrees in hot weather. When people ask me why I wear a hat, what should I say?

What if one day the wind blows my hat off?

Why am I going to be bald!

Su Qingyi's expression was too desperate, Tumi didn't know what this man was thinking at the moment, and was racking his brains to figure out how to persuade him, when suddenly he saw that man's eyes were red .

This really frightened him.

He didn't know where to put his hands and feet, the calmness on his face was completely shattered, and he didn't have the usual shrewd and capable appearance at all: "Hey - you..."

Su Qingyi raised his head with red eyes, threw himself on Tumi with a dry howl, and grabbed his clothes: "Will you despise me? Then find me a little three and a little four, and make me, the red flag, stand upright at home , let you flutter the colorful flags outside...why am I so miserable, you keep everything from you..."

What is it all about!

Tumi heard black lines on his forehead, grabbed this person, and hugged him with both hands: "If I didn't drink tonight, I would have thought you were crazy about drinking..."

"You despise me for being bald now." Su Qingyi didn't shed a single tear, so she could only cry while pinching her throat.

"Where are you bald..." Tumi had been exercising all the year round, thinking that she had good foresight, otherwise she wouldn't be able to lift such a guy who was carrying a hundred catties.

His voice was soft, and he had never been so bottomless: "Look at your hair, it's so black and shiny, and how good it looks, you won't be bald if anyone is bald."

"Really?" Su Qingyi raised his head, blinking his eyes.

He was quite satisfied with Tumi's performance, as he pinched his thigh violently just now, which made his eyes turn red. It's a pity that he didn't think about acting in normal times, and he was already very satisfied with this effect when he performed on the spot.

It seems that I am still very talented in acting—hahahahaha!

Alas, if it weren't for how outstanding I am, and my family's billions of dollars of wealth cannot wait for someone to inherit, maybe I already have my own place in the entertainment industry hahahaha!

Tumi almost swears: "True! Really~" He deliberately imitated the strange words, which made Su Qingyi laugh.

Hey, this person is not serious on weekdays, but actually something is happening in his heart.

Seeing that the ancestor was smiling, Tumi poked her head out and put the tip of her nose against Su Qingyi's: "Happy? Huh?"

While he was talking, his hand began to drop unscrupulously. Su Qingyi was itchy when he touched his flesh, and he almost died laughing: "Hahaha—don't touch there—" Before he finished speaking, he was caught The man pinched the key point, couldn't help but let out a low cry, panting and pushed the evil guy: "Slow down."

Of course it is impossible to be slow, and Tumi didn't even bother to listen to his instructions. The moonlight outside the window was as beautiful as a round round of custard mooncakes, big and round, white and fat, making people salivate , can't stop.A small bite of that mooncake makes people feel that water is about to flow out. Afterwards, a lot of water flowed out and was wiped off by Tumi. They also praised how delicious the white juice is. The ingredients became even more delicious, and then he crumbled the mooncakes with his hands, broke them apart, and gradually melted them in his mouth.

(I am the Harmony Ambassador dividing line)

Afterwards, Su Qingyi entered the sage's time, and didn't understand why the person who had exerted all his strength seemed to be in high spirits, but he who was lying still was almost exhausted and paralyzed.

His complexion couldn't help but change—couldn't it really be that his kidneys are bad?

He was preoccupied, at one moment he was worried that he was old and fading, and entered the Mediterranean middle age ahead of schedule, and at the same time he was worried that before he even started enjoying the honeymoon, he would go to the glacier of emotion because of the disharmony in the bed, and the reason was his kidney deficiency.

Su Qingyi just looked exhausted and was about to die, but now he did it suddenly, startling Tumi who was packing up and getting ready to go to bed: "...what's wrong?"

Su Qingyi sighed, looking at Tumi, his heart was full of question marks, but he fell back again, lying on the bed, looking hopeless.

Why is this guy playing so much today?

Tumi began to think about whether he had only performed [-]% of his performance just now, and he did not do enough. You see, this guy is still alive and well, so it can be seen that he was pretending to die before...

He thought about it for a while, and lingered to Su Qingyi's side, suppressing his voice to pretend to be magnetic: "How about... come again?"

Su Qingyi stared at him with wide eyes: "Are you going to kill me?"

He grabbed the cup tightly, as if grasping at the last straw, and complained all over his face: "You have finally revealed your true colors, and you want to kill me on the bed so that you can find your little three and little four..."

Tumi Black Line: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Su Qingyi laughed when he saw that he was annoyed, and was slapped on the butt by this man: "So energetic?" She was no longer annoyed.

Su Qingyi laughed out of breath: "Really... I won't come anymore, I'm going to be completely hollowed out by you."

Hearing these words, the flames in Tumi's heart rushed like a rabbit, he lifted the quilt to cover the head: "Why don't you marry me... huh?"

Su Qingyi sniggered under the quilt, and then popped out after a while, stared at him for a while, and couldn't help laughing again.

He said: "I finally understand why those young couples and women love to act out of heaven and earth, oh, it's really refreshing to do it."

As if he had discovered some new world, his eyes were shining brightly, and he shot towards Tumi, and then announced solemnly: "I want to do it too!"

Tumi was recruited badly, and wanted to cover him with a quilt, and then tucked him into a place where no one would see him. While suppressing the lively little flame in his heart, he lowered his voice: "You still don't do it... ...Huh? I'm going to kill your husband, let's see who will satisfy you on the bed..."

Su Qingyi blushed when she was told, and when she got under the quilt with an oops, she revealed a pair of eyes and glanced at him quietly: "Who's husband..."

Tumi pressed on him directly, crushing this person to death, and asked eagerly: "Really not coming? Come again... I promise soon..." He dawdled while talking.

Su Qingyi blushed and shook her head, unable to do anything about being tortured, she whispered: "How about... I will use my hands..."

It seems that it is really not possible, Tumi couldn't hide her regret in her heart, grabbed the man's head and kissed him deeply, and felt a little distressed: "Forget it... I'll take a cold shower, and sleep when you're tired..." As he spoke Somewhat puzzled, he scratched the man's face: "I know how to recruit your husband, but if something happens, you don't put out the fire, you little rascal."

Su Qingyi blushed: "Use your hands...don't take a cold shower, it's not good for your health..."

Tumi made a gesture to stand up, but was pulled by Su Qingyi, he seemed to be weightless, he was pulled over at once, half of his body was softened, and he said in his mouth: "I'm afraid you're tired..."

"Not tired……"

"Scheming" Tumi hugged her wife contentedly, and ate enough.

Early the next morning, Tumi was bombarded by a bunch of messages on his mobile phone. He went to a secluded place and lowered his voice: "What do you want... I need to come forward for everything and pay you so much wages." , all for nothing?"

He wants to accompany his wife.Tumi said in her heart.

Therefore, he has always aimed to be single for the rest of his life, taking his job as his family, and working like a madman. In the hearts of his subordinates, the big BOSS, who is tall and stalwart, unexpectedly skipped work for a few days in a row. A lot of things piled up, and the subordinate couldn't bear it anymore, so he gave Hijab a reprimand after only a few phone calls.

The subordinate who was about to be fired had to understand: "Boss, what's going on with you recently?"

what happened?

His expression that was still as cold as ice just now was like the first snow melting, his brows were full of spring, and the brows were full of joy: "I'm getting married next week."

subordinate:"!!!"

"I'll send you a wedding invitation later. Remember to come and participate. Don't just remember work every day. You're getting old and you're going to start a family." Tumi couldn't help showing off. He has a problem with being a teacher. To show off, he would turn the other way and preach to the subordinate, making the subordinate feel bad all over, as if his soul had ascended to heaven in a daze.

The people on the side were waiting for news from him, and seeing him like this, they were shocked: "What's the matter, what does the BOSS say, nothing will happen to you, alas, BOSS is a person who doesn't talk much, and won't talk to me about anything. We revealed that if we discuss privately to visit..."

Probably because he doesn't speak when he sees people, this person has a lot of associations at once, he is originally a rich imagination, but at this moment, he doesn't know what to think of, his face is sad, and people think that his boss is dying soon.

The others were also infected, and those with rich emotions even had red eyes.

The subordinate who made the call saw that it was not the case, and quickly pulled back his soul that was about to fly away: "What are you thinking... nothing!"

"Then what was your expression just now?"

The subordinate thought of the content of the conversation just now, and the expression on his face suddenly became serious: "No... it's more serious than this, the boss said he was getting married..."

"ha!!!!!???"

All of a sudden, everyone was shocked.

"What did you say?"

"Did I see a ghost in the daytime?"

The subordinate was filled with sadness, with a look of sadness that tens of thousands of people would go to: "Not only that, but he also urged us to get married quickly... We are all grown up, we should start a family..."

The lethality of this sentence is at the level of an atomic bomb, and the voice that was bluffing just now suddenly seemed to be choked.

After a while, someone stammered: "Boss... did he really say that?"

Just like a needle fell into the calm water, everyone was in an uproar, and they couldn't believe it: "My God, I actually saw the day when the BOSS got married."

Someone else cried bitterly: "At that time, whoever said that work is not allowed to fall in love, who said that it would affect work efficiency, who said this, if it wasn't for this, I wouldn't be so old and still a monk..."

Some people were even in a trance: "This is impossible, even the BOSS is married, and my mother is urging me to go on a blind date. I swear to her that as long as the BOSS gets married, I will go on a blind date... I don't want to go on a blind date, I will go on a blind date." No……"

Ghosts were crying and howling all around, and those who didn’t know thought it was some kind of MLM den, but no one stopped them, and all the senior executives were in a daze. Finally, they looked at each other’s faces and found that they all looked like they were not in the mood to work.

Then a group of people confronted each other and finally made a decision. Together they happily decided to let go of the job. The boss was not around. This group of workaholics gave themselves a day off because they needed to calm their hurt hearts.

The people below them were shocked when they heard that their boss had asked for leave collectively!

Wow, did you forget to read the almanac when you went out today? This group of people who want to be in charge of the company all year round are actually on vacation! !

This is the first time in five years since the establishment of the company!

At this time, Su Yichang didn't know that a violent "turbulence" had been caused somewhere because of him.

As usual, he slept till mid-morning, clutching his sore waist, and walked out of the room, only to see Tumi sitting at the front of the dining table working with a notebook, surprised: "Are you not working today?"

Tumi pointed to the computer: "It's here."

He didn't know that all his subordinates had rested, so he said to Su Qingyi: "The porridge is heated for you, it's in the pot, you can serve it directly."

Su Qingyi has already come over: "Oh, it's better for you to be at home, there is something to do."

"What?" Tumi said without looking back.

"Actually, my dad can do it too, isn't it just Lu Yue? You said you want me to pretend, I'm afraid I won't look like it..." He was a little embarrassed: "I just want to find someone to practice..."

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