The villain is not crazy

The development of the matter was beyond Su Qingyi's expectation.

and so……

He subconsciously bit his lip.

hiss--

Fuck, Tumi your family dog, bit me swollen.

Tumi ignored Su Qingyi's accusing eyes, lowered his head and licked his swollen place.

A thrill.

Su Qingyi felt that half of her body went numb at this moment, and her heart trembled.

Subconsciously, he stretched out his hand and knocked Tumi's head down, and stroked it casually. He felt that this guy's hair was limp, and he didn't look like this person at all.

so cold and hard...

Seeing Tumi's eyes staring at this place, it was like burning.

Su Qingyi immediately changed his mind, this guy must be an idiot, he will blow up at once!

Where is it cold!

He was originally slumped on the sofa with his hands resting on the back of the sofa, but Tumi couldn't help rubbing his hands up, shrank his body back, and let his hands come down from his back.

Just as he was about to open his mouth, the corner of his mouth twitched, and there was another pain. He frowned subconsciously, and reached out to touch it. The sight on the other side was burning like it had been added.

So his hand trembled subconsciously, and he let it go again.

He insisted that it was no big deal, he was afraid that this person would jump up and lick him again, what the fuck is a dog!

Su Qingyi's mind was blank, but he still pretended to be very good.

He glanced over, as if you knew what I was going to say.

Tumi is very doggy, and she can understand it with just one look: "Are you hungry?"

is a bit.

Su Qingyi wanted to lick his mouth, but he didn't dare, he was not stupid, he was afraid that he would be eaten if he was still so seductive in front of Tumi's eyes.

Tumi has already started serving dishes.

His dishes are very delicious, Su Qingyi was conquered the first time he ate his dishes, even the chef he hired with a lot of money couldn't cook this taste.

It just feels like it’s made with heart, and you can feel your emotions when you eat it.

Su Qingyi was holding the bowl, Tumi had already prepared everything, and then he put vegetables to his mouth.

He opened his mouth subconsciously, tasted it... he was not in the mood to think about anything else, he was completely conquered by the taste.

Open your mouth again.

Ok?

Su Qingyi bit the chopsticks and did not let go, staring at Tumi.

Did I ask you to feed it?

Tumi blinked at him innocently.

The lashes are really long.

He subconsciously thought of something else, he could use it to sweep things, and next time he would mess with me, he would cut his eyelashes to make a small broom, hum.

Probably because he was distracted, Tumi stretched out another chopstick.

He continued to open his mouth, um...

Su Qingyi: "..."

He couldn't bear it, he was not a giant baby, and he didn't need to be fed after the age of six.

It can't go on like this.

He ordered the table: "I eat by myself."

Tumi looked quite disappointed.

Tsk, you are not disappointed, I will be played to death by you.

Lao Tzu is an adult, not a child.

After Su Qingyi finished his meal, he was full of wine and food. After thinking about the plot, his brain hurts.

When Tumi cleared the table, he just slumped on the sofa, not wanting to move, wanting to be lazy, not thinking about anything, just paralyzed for the rest of his life.

He's broke now anyway, out of money.

Su Qingyi was particularly unmotivated and rubbed to the side, changing to a more comfortable position.

You can just see Tumi's waist, it's so thin, it looks like it can be rounded with one arm.

Wasp waist came to mind.

Speaking of which, he really didn't have any experience in love in his life, he was almost played to death by the plot, how could he have the time to fall in love.

There are no male and female protagonists who have no plot assignment around them. They are all pretty good-looking, but they don't call.

Probably the development of love in novels is always inexplicable.

There is nothing but inexplicable wonder left on him.

Tumi had already packed up, and wherever he went, his eyes followed him there, and when he turned around, he saw Su Qingyi staring at him in a daze.

He washed the dishes and put them in the cupboard: "What are you thinking about?"

"I don't have any money...I want to be homeless..." Su Qingyi turned her head, not wanting him to see herself staring at his waist, so get a meal ticket first, anyway, you definitely won't be able to leave me.

"I'll take care of you."

Although I knew he would say that, my heart still felt warm.

Su Qingyi let out a "huh—"

After Tumi cleaned up, she came over and saw him slumped into a puddle, about to sleep or not: "Lie on the bed and go to sleep."

Su Qingyi was too lazy to move.

Tumi stretched out her hand, thrust forward, hooked Su Qingyi's back, and hugged the man.

Su Qingyi: "!!!"

Tumi: "Go back to bed and sleep."

Su Qingyi had already lost his words, and when he was pushed onto the bed, he still looked shocked with wide-eyed eyes.

Probably thinking that he looked cute like this, Tumi bent down and kissed him on the eyes.

Su Qingyi: "..."

While he was ashamed, he felt that his head was rubbed by someone, and he felt a little happy.

Well, happy?

Definitely can't let him see it.

Su Qingyi pressed down the corners of his upturned mouth, looking unhappy: "Why are you kissing me again?"

Tumi kissed again: "Cute."

Su Qingyi: "..."

There was no mirror, but he knew he must be blushing.

Hmph, you can talk sweet words, you are all men, you thought I would believe you.

He shrank back inside and closed his eyes: "I'm going to sleep!"

I'm going to bed, why don't you go out?

After being closed for a long time, Su Qingyi didn't feel any movement around him, and subconsciously opened a slit of his eyes, and saw Tumi sitting beside his bed, staring at him with perfect eyes.

I don't know how long I watched it.

He was startled, and subconsciously closed his eyes again. Later, when he realized that he had opened them, he must have been exposed, so he pretended to be a fart.

So he simply opened his eyes, looked at this person, and deliberately showed an angry look: "Are you okay?"

It was strange to say that he was obviously a little happy in his heart, but he didn't want this person to see it, as if letting him see it meant losing.

Su Qingyi felt that he was dishonest and a little guilty.

Seeing that Tumi didn't respond for a long time, he felt even more guilty, thinking that if it was true, people would think he was unhappy.

Fuck, are all people in love this weird?

Su Qingyi spurned herself.

Tumi stretched out her hand and rubbed his head lightly, with a half-smile on her face, and a little emotion: "I'm afraid these are all fake."

Su Qingyi stared at him, and heard him say: "When you open your eyes, you won't remember anything."

Su Qingyi felt a little uncomfortable hearing that, he was such a scumbag.

Gee.

He felt a little sympathetic to Tumi.

Poor little girl, I must love him terribly.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like a scumbag.

He moved to the side and patted the empty space beside him: "Here—"

Tumi looked at him as if he didn't understand.

It's not that I don't understand, it's so obvious, it's obviously pretending.

Humph.

Su Qingyi regretted a little, but a man wants face, so there is no reason to immediately regret what he said.

He was unwilling: "If you're okay, just sleep next to me."

"If I really forget when I wake up the next day, just tell me..." Su Qingyi wanted to bite his lip again, the kiss made his mouth uncomfortable.

Tumi's eyes were dark just now, but now they light up with a snap, as if someone pressed a switch.

Su Qingyi felt that there was no need to say what he said later, and he regretted it.

But I really can't bear Tumi's expectant eyes, like a child who is looking forward to going out to play with you. He is obviously very busy, but he can't say no.

"You are my boyfriend." Su Qingyi closed his eyes after finishing speaking.

escape from reality.

He closed it for a long time before opening it to see Tumi's reaction.

Tumi's appearance is no different from the one with his eyes closed. In fact, this guy has kept this appearance for a long time... Isn't he stupid?

He was a little itchy, and wanted to stretch out his hand and shake it in front of his eyes, but this idea has not come true.

Tumi rushed over.

Hey!

Su Qingyi's mouth became numb from being bitten, and felt that his piece of flesh was about to be bitten off, so he became angry and pushed him down with a pillow.

Tumi was like a puppy, looking at him with sparkling eyes. If there was a tail, it would definitely wag to the sky.

Su Qingyi was a little angry, but also wanted to laugh, and then hissed, his mouth became even more swollen.

Tumi just stared at his mouth longingly, feeling very distressed.

It's not like he bit it.

Forget it, what's the matter with the dog.

Su Qingyi decided to be lenient and let him go.

He stretched out his hand to touch it, but it hurt before he touched it, and he felt that he might need to take medicine.

Tumi understood, and walked out wagging her tail with just one look to bring the medicine box over.

Su Qingyi was very satisfied, lazily poured himself into his arms, and applied medicine to him.

It's just that this person is quite honest in applying the medicine, and his eyes are dishonest, which makes Su Qingyi panic when he sees it, and always feels that his chastity is not guaranteed.

He always felt that he was a little dangerous, so he asked him: "Are you very happy that I am bankrupt?"

Tumi: "Huh?"

"In this way, you can bring me home when I'm homeless?" Su Qingyi felt that she was very much like Sherlock Holmes now, and it was an enhanced version.

Tea millet:"……"

Su Qingyi: "If it wasn't for the broken plot, I would have suspected that you made me bankrupt on purpose."

Tumi: "...how could it be?"

Su Qingyi: "Fuck!"

Tumi hugged Su Qingyi's shoulders in a panic, and said pitifully: "I was wrong, I will thaw you out, and promise to return you to your original appearance within a day."

Su Qingyi snorted: "How can you be so good?"

Tumi glanced at him cautiously: "Isn't it strong?"

Su Qingyi: "..."

Tumi: "I will make a lot of money, and I will also do housework. You don't have to do anything at home, even if you are paralyzed on the bed, I can feed you food without you needing to lift a finger." ..."

Su Qingyi: "..."

Tumi: "I know you're too lazy to socialize, socialize with people, and deal with the plot, and I can help you out."

Tumi: "I'll take care of uncle and aunt's place."

Tumi: "But you can't just stay on the bed or sofa all the time, you still have to go out to bask in the sun once in a while, I've ordered a wheelchair, so you don't need to walk..."

Su Qingyi shyly said, "I... am not that lazy."

TM you are the roundworm in my stomach!

I've been pretending so hard...

Su Qingyi glanced at Tumi again, unable to say no to it.

Damn, I'm really a little bit swollen!

The author has something to say:

Continue to produce dog food.

I completely forgot what an outline was, dog food made me fall fast.

PS: I'm going to change the name back to the original "The Villain Is Not Crazy" and won't change it again

Then I'm going to change the cover soon... so don't doubt it, babies, it's me.