Perfect Divorce [Entertainment]

In public places, Yuan Xingzhou did not dare to log in to his Weibo account, so he put away his phone after saving the content.And Ye Huai obviously couldn't sit still after the flag was lowered, dangling around, stretching his neck to look out.

So the two of them took out their mobile phones to check out, and strolled up the street.

Pedestrians come and go on the road, and no one pays attention to them.Ye Huai went to the roadside to buy water again, chatted with the boss to pay.Yuan Xingzhou had been watching his surroundings carefully, seeing that there was indeed no reaction from everyone, so he completely relaxed.

It's been too long since the two of them moved slowly under the sun. Yuan Xingzhou felt a little uncomfortable for a while. He could see that Ye Huai was also like this. It was as if the two of them had just been released from the prison. There was always something ghostly about them. sneaky.

"No, we have to be more generous." Yuan Xingzhou discovered this problem, patted Ye Huai, and motioned him to walk into the crowd, "We have to come from the crowd and return to the crowd."

"You're right." Ye Huai immediately echoed pretendingly, "We have been separated from the people for too long."

So the two of them linked arms again and went to watch some old men on the side of the road play chess.Yuan Xingzhou didn't understand this, and after reading it for a while, he found it boring, so he dragged Ye Huai to sit on the bench next to him.

He didn't know how Ye Huai came up with the sudden idea of ​​dressing them up as old men.But this feeling is really comfortable, the trees on the side of the road are mottled, the breeze is gentle, the latest season's clothes are displayed in the opposite window, and the pedestrians passing by outside have different expressions.

Yuan Xingzhou took a deep breath, closed his eyes comfortably, and then realized that he was quite worthless—before, he longed to be famous, but now that he was popular, he began to yearn for this kind of daily life.It is really romantic to hold hands with Ye Huai and walk the streets.

If... If he was really asked to choose between fans and Ye Huai, or even between his career and Ye Huai, Yuan Xingzhou found that he would never let go of the latter no matter what.

"I think that's good too." Yuan Xingzhou stretched his arms and stretched his waist, "It doesn't matter if you don't go to the scenic spot, just sit like this."

Ye Huai said, "Don't you like that kind of check-in place?"

"Huh?" Yuan Xingzhou was taken aback, "Did I tell you?"

Ye Huai was even more stunned, looking at him inexplicably.

However, Yuan Xingzhou didn't remember mentioning this to Ye Huai at all. He knew it was unrealistic, so he seldom thought about it.

Thinking about it this way, I don't know how much preparation Ye Huai has done for this half-day date, and how he is looking forward to it every day.

However, when he saw the turmoil on the Internet yesterday, Ye Huai didn't say a word that he wanted to meet, and only told him to stay if he couldn't do it, and see you another day.

"What are you looking at?" Ye Huai noticed his gaze and asked him with a smile.

"Look at the handsome old man." Yuan Xingzhou was in a sweet mess, and smiled at him, "Why are you so happy?"

"I'm happy because you're happy." Ye Huai asked naively, "Then why are you so happy?"

Yuan Xingzhou also said: "I am happy because you are happy..."

The two began to learn from each other like elementary school students, repeating a sentence back and forth, which was childish.

Ye Huai laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and Yuan Xingzhou answered the previous question, "Maybe the age is different, so the idea is different. When I was in my 20s, I was looking for a sense of ritual, just wanting to punch in and take pictures, and I wanted to show off to some extent." You are sixty now, you have old arms and legs, it would be nice to meet your old brother."

"...Why am I still downgraded?" Ye Huai listened carefully at first, but later became unhappy, "Husband is a brother just because he is mixed?"

"That's right." Yuan Xingzhou glanced at him, saw no one around, and then said, "You can't be hard on me, I guess you have already gone to find Xiao Xianrou."

Ye Huai: "..."

He really didn't have any impulse towards the current old man Yuan, but he was definitely not allowed to be downgraded.

"What about you?" Ye Huai looked over suspiciously, "Can you be hard on old man Ye?"

"Yes, of course I can, it's hard now." Yuan Xingzhou said with a serious face, "If you don't believe me, feel it."

Someone walked by with a dog, and the two immediately turned their heads, looked at the sky and the ground, and unscrewed the bottle cap to drink water.When the person walked away, his eyes met again with a "swish".

Ye Huai confirmed that there was no one around, and glanced vaguely between Yuan Xingzhou's legs.

The material of the kung fu shirt was very thin, and Yuan Xiaozhou was obviously very quiet, so he didn't put up a tent.

"I'm getting old..." Yuan Xingzhou explained solemnly, "It's shrunk, so it's not obvious."

Ye Huai couldn't hold back a sip of water, and spit it out with a puff.

"Old brother..." Yuan Xingzhou shouted in shock.

"Shut up!" Ye Huai exerted all his strength to control his facial muscles.However, his eyes could not help looking at Yuan Xingzhou's crotch like a demon, the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to laugh.

"Oh," Yuan Xingzhou nodded obediently, glanced at him, and changed his words, "Old hooligan..."

Ye Huai: "..."

Ye Huai suffered a double blow and couldn't bear it any longer. He laughed loudly, and then fell down on the bench clutching his stomach.

However, I still have to go to the check-in place. The opportunity is rare. Ye Huai even made a strategy and found out the bus route.

So the two of them mixed in the crowd and got on the bus. Ye Huai had obviously never been on this bus before, and felt uncomfortable being beaten to death.Originally, he wanted to be romantic, like to wrap Yuan Xingzhou in his arms in the TV series, to show off his boyfriend power, but Yuan Xingzhou was given up by the young man again.

Ye Huai: "..."

Many people came up to this stop, Yuan Xingzhou was embarrassed to sit down, but he didn't dare to show his hand, so he just shook his head.The young man only thought that he was too introverted, so he pushed and pushed him down on the seat.

So Ye Huai was pushed to and fro by the crowd, he was almost ashamed, he wanted to sit and there was no place to sit.Yuan Xingzhou felt like sitting on pins and needles, wanting to return his seat to others, but he couldn't get up when he wanted to get up.

The two old men were forced to separate, and could only look at each other eagerly through several black heads. Yuan Xingzhou felt helpless at first, but he couldn't help laughing as he watched.

Fortunately, the scenic spot was close. After a few stops, the two hurriedly got off the bus with the flow of people. After seeing the classic landmark buildings, they became excited again in an instant, and both took out their mobile phones to take selfies.

"It would be great if the camera could automatically remove makeup." Ye Huai stretched out his arms, put his arms around Yuan Xingzhou, and took a head-to-head photo. However, he turned his phone and saw two wrinkled faces in the camera.

"That's good too." Yuan Xingzhou found it very interesting instead, let go of it completely, pouted his lips as if to kiss him, and clicked to take a picture.Then he put his arm across Ye Huai's neck, pretended to lock his throat, and clicked again...

"Xiao Qu is too good." Yuan Xingzhou made all kinds of hideous expressions, and admired the photo by himself, "I feel that I can play a perverted old man in a minute."

Ye Huai: "..."

"She has made great progress. Last year, she was just a big assistant, and she gave makeup to some of our supporting roles." Yuan Xingzhou asked again, "Have you been promoted now?"

"She is already a great makeup artist." Ye Huai said, "She said that she learned to do special effects makeup last year. Now there are too few teams in China that do physical special effects, and their team is quite busy."

Yuan Xingzhou looked over in surprise, and thought, no wonder, those who do physical special effects are all talented people. Compared with the fake leather, this kind of old-age makeup is nothing short of trivial.

A tourist passed by and glanced at the two of them.

"When I first contacted her that day, she said she wanted to thank you." Ye Huai said again, "Why do you think she went to learn special effects makeup?"

Yuan Xingzhou was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly thought of a possibility, and said in horror, "...to draw my abs?"

"Yes." Ye Huai said with a smile, "She said she went back and tried it, but the drawing was too fake, and then she came up with this idea."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

In fact, the request for "drawing abdominal muscles" was made by Ye Huai.Xiaoqu obviously heard Ye Huai's words in his heart, and was trying to find a way to realize it.

He is also an idol and a fan, why is he so inspiring when he comes to Xiaoqu!

Yuan Xingzhou couldn't help being entangled again. He wondered if the statement at noon was a little too harsh. What if there were some fans like Xiaoqu... The more he thought about it, the more entangled he became, and he was afraid that he would be timid, so he simply shook his head. Put those aside and focus on taking pictures.

Ye Huai was so helpless that he could only keep all kinds of ugly photos with him, so the camera was full of funny photos of the two of them flying around.

Behind them is the moaning crowd in the scenic area, and some people in the background even look towards the camera, as if they are surprised that there are such two old people who are not ashamed.

Yuan Xingzhou enjoyed the filming in one go, so he and Ye Huai continued to walk in.

The scenic spots here are average, but there is a summer market, which is very lively, so the two of them hold hands again and go into the market.

Yuan Xingzhou originally just wanted to take a look, but after he came in, he found that Ye Huai seemed to be aroused with a strange desire to shop. He bought one after another, and crowded wherever there were many people. After a short while, Yuan Xingzhou's My hands are already full of small items that come standard in tourist destinations...

In the bag in the left hand is a stuffed dog that can spin around, a wooden Luban lock, a cricket cage, and even a Russian matryoshka... and in the right hand is a piece of stinky tofu, fried chicken nuggets that haven’t moved since buying, Sticky glutinous rice cakes...

"What's up ahead?" Ye Huai took his hand and continued excitedly, "Let's go and have a look."

"...No way! We've already bought so much!" Yuan Xingzhou couldn't laugh or cry, and complained again, "Looking at it, we line up, and we don't even know what it's selling!"

"Then you line up here, I'll go ahead and have a look." Ye Huai pointed to the end of the line.

Yuan Xingzhou had no choice but to stand in the line helplessly, watching Ye Huai walk towards the front.However, Ye Huai only took a few steps, and for some reason, he glanced at him, then turned around and came back.

Yuan Xingzhou asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"Forget it, there's nothing to see."

Yuan Xingzhou: "???"

"I'm afraid I won't find you when I come back." Ye Huai rubbed his nose embarrassingly, and said in a low voice, "What if I lose you, and you don't want to line up, let's go shopping elsewhere..."

"...It's okay," Yuan Xingzhou said with a smile, "Don't you have a mobile phone? Just make a phone call."

It's not that the two of them are really old, they just agreed to meet at any place.

Ye Huai didn't say a word, and still stubbornly grabbed his wrist, as if he would disappear into the crowd if he really turned around.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

The young man who came to line up behind him gave a "wow", as if he was booing.The elder sister in front also turned her head and looked at the two of them with a smile: "Master, you two have such a good relationship, how long have you known each other?"

"Fifty years!" Ye Huai pushed his sunglasses.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

"Wow!" Everyone exclaimed and looked this way.

Yuan Xingzhou's face blushed, and he was afraid that others would find out after a closer look, so he hurriedly smiled at them, then grabbed Ye Huai with his backhand, and ran away with small steps.