Perfect Divorce [Entertainment]

Twenty minutes later, the mushy steak was thrown into the trash can, and Ye Huai and Yuan Xingzhou ate instant noodles facing each other.

"Sooner or later, I will die of your stupidity!" Ye Huai was still chattering on the opposite side to vent his remaining anger, and launched an all-round personal attack on Yuan Xingzhou, "Looking at you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, why are you so stupid... It makes me mad, you Where have you been using your brain these days?"

"Reading the script." Yuan Xingzhou realized belatedly that Ye Huai had not been angry with himself for a long time.In the past, Ye Huai would get angry at every turn, but this time was uncharacteristically, which made Yuan Xingzhou very uncomfortable.

Now that Ye Huai has finally returned to "normal", Yuan Xingzhou felt that the pressure on him suddenly eased, and retorted, "Why are you teasing me? Besides, is there anyone like you? If you want to tease me or not, who knows what you want to do?"

Ye Huai took a bite of his noodles and stared at him in disbelief, obviously he didn't expect Yuan Xingzhou to bite back.

What does this person mean by flirting with himself? !

Sure enough, Yuan Xingzhou murmured: "I think you are inexperienced, every time you poke for no reason and leave..."

"I..." Ye Huai was hit hard, stuck for a moment, and then said, "If I don't leave after poking, it's called sexual harassment, do you know how to measure it!"

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Ye Huai put down the bowl as he spoke, as if he wanted to seriously reason.

"Of course you don't understand..." Yuan Xingzhou immediately said, "Eat, eat! I didn't eat a good steak, but I want to eat it for you."

Ye Huai was taken aback, and looked at him suspiciously. He didn't know what he thought of, and continued to eat noodles angrily.

After the meal, the two threw the bowls and chopsticks into the sink, Ye Huai threw the game console to Yuan Xingzhou, ordered him to go to the temple for him, and then went to take a bath angrily.

Yuan Xingzhou also curled his lips, and then worked hard to open the map. However, after Ye Huai entered the bathroom, he immediately put the game console next to him, took out his mobile phone, and nervously entered the search "What should I do if my friend teases me?" What does it mean for a friend to tease me?"

There are many people asking such questions on the Internet, but the answers are various.Some people even spoke yellow accents.Yuan Xingzhou was eager to discuss this with others, but he couldn't think of a way to get a quick reply from others. After hesitating for a moment, he simply cut his heart and sent it to "Huaizhou Chaohua".

His information is all fake, and the Weibo homepage only reposts the content he likes, and there has never been any information related to the third dimension.Yuan Xingzhou double-checked and confirmed that there was indeed nothing wrong with this account, and then posted on Chaohua, adding three exclamation points.

"!!!Late at night for help! I'm sorry to disturb everyone, but I really have a question and I want to hear everyone's opinions. I have a good relationship with my roommate. We got along well before, but he always teases me recently. I now They are all single, and he probably is too, and I have never been in a relationship. I am a little confused now, and I don’t know what he means, can everyone help me analyze it?"

The name of Yuan Xingzhou's trumpet is "OCT1020". Although he has never posted on Chaohua, but because he often comes in to watch the excitement, he has signed in for a long time and has some grades.

After sending out the request for help, Yuan Xingzhou kept refreshing the homepage. However, Huaizhou fans were having fun with Amway, and his post could not be found on the square in an instant.

Yuan Xingzhou let out a helpless "ah", turned back a few pages, and saw that the article was really squeezed out, so he had no choice but to go back to the homepage and delete the post in depression.

However, when he switched back, someone had already replied to him.

"The sweetest Huai Zai Zai: There is a little less information, but sister, you are roommates with boys, u1s1, so be careful..."

"KJJE: From the experience of those who have been here, boys are all good at keeping fish... Girls, be careful."

Yuan Xingzhou was stunned for a moment, and quickly replied: "I'm a man...囧."

"KJJE: Huh? A boy? I haven't seen the word hahaha for a long time. My younger brother is a bit cute, with the style of an old cadre."

"Huaizhou's little wife: what's going on, what did I find out? Has my brother been chatted by my roommate? Is the roommate handsome?"

"The best Huai Zai Zai: Oh, so it is like this, what kind of personality are you two? How about the conditions, if the score is [-] out of [-]."

Yuan Xingzhou was almost overwhelmed.

"OCT1020: I got a score of 9? I just passed it, which means I'm at the level of an ordinary person. He got a score of [-], and he's very handsome. I'm more introverted and indecisive, but he's very cheerful, easy to get along with, and very popular."

"The best, Huai Zai Zai: I don't know what he means, but I can see that you like him [slant eyes]."

"Huaizhou's little wife: Damn, I was caught off guard and stuffed with dog food [Star Eyes]."

"KJJE: Yes, although I also want to eat my brother's dog food, but at first glance you are a very innocent boy. Many boys just enjoy the feeling of being seductive. It is possible that he is not the only one who teases you. Don't take it lightly."

"KJJE: I also met one in my sisterhood. My boyfriend said it. Boys are all good at keeping fish. They will put some bait when they see something pleasing to the eye."

"The best, Huai Zai Zai: I feel that I can't hide my liking for this kind of thing. Could it be that you like him, and he found out that you don't want to be responsible for you, but you don't want to push you away, so hang yourself up?" looking at you."

"The best, Huai Zai Zai: It's also possible that he has a crush on you, but it hasn't risen to the point where he insists on being together."

"KJJE: Yes, let's observe and observe. Or you can go back and try?"

"No. [-] in Huaizhou: Try it out, let me see, you like him and he flirts with you, so why are you still standing there! Come on! Fuck him!"

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!!"

"No. 9 in Huaizhou: You can fall in love if you enter, and you can be a friend with sex if you retreat. Anyway, the other party has [-] points, and you will not suffer! If your sex life is not harmonious, you can rule out this option earlier. Are you a real man, sir? ?”

Yuan Xingzhou: "..." Yuan Xingzhou couldn't laugh or cry, and was almost persuaded by this irascible man.

In fact, when Ye Huai admitted that he was teasing him deliberately these past few days, Yuan Xingzhou's heart seemed to be injected with a small electric current.

But his mind is very calm. He has thought about this question many times. If Ye Huai teases himself, what is his purpose?Did you deliberately tease yourself?Do you feel a little bit about yourself?Or have other ideas?

The answers of those intimate children were completely consistent with his psychological activities.

"OCT1020 replied to the best Huai Zai Zai: I also struggle with this, so I don't know what to do."

"OCT1020 replied to KJJE: Do you have any tricks for your boyfriend?"

"KJJE: The male ticket said that you can flirt back, better than him, but more ruthless than him..."

"KJJE: Well, male votes say that men are all cheap...the more you do it, the more you like it...Why do I feel that there is something wrong with Yazi [doubts]"

"The most obedient Huai Zai Zai: What Sister K said is fine, but I feel that you are not good enough, brother. If someone teases you, you will be upset and can't stop. Do you still have the strength to fight back? Or you can try that universal sentence. Mode?"

"OCT1020: What universal sentence structure?"

The sound of water in the bathroom suddenly stopped.Yuan Xingzhou was taken aback, and hurriedly dropped his phone and picked up the game console.

Ye Huai just opened the door and came out, wearing a bathrobe but no tie, and glanced at him: "What are you doing?"

Yuan Xingzhou clicked blindly there, and said with an innocent face, "I'll clear the level for you."

Ye Huai: "Oh, how many temples have you passed?"

"Not yet..." Yuan Xingzhou lowered his head, turned around on the map and found a temple at random, and then said seriously, "Your blood is too low, and you were instantly killed before you even started."

Ye Huai didn't take it seriously: "Then add some blood."

Yuan Xingzhou: "Increasing blood requires going through the temple..."

Ye Huai: "Then pass the temple."

Yuan Xingzhou: "Your blood is too low to survive..."

Ye Huai: "?"

Yuan Xingzhou walked around by himself, and was about to faint, so he couldn't help laughing out loud.

Ye Huai: "What are you doing?"

Ye Huai looked annoyed, Yuan Xingzhou hurriedly raised the machine: "I'll go to the daughter's country to buy you arrows, anyway, you have money now, when the time comes to bombard it with arrows!"

Ye Huai moved his mouth, as if he wanted to ask him why he didn't buy it earlier, Yuan Xingzhou smiled at him obediently, Ye Huai hesitated for a moment, then looked at him suspiciously, turned around and went to the bedroom anyway.

Seeing him turn around, Yuan Xingzhou couldn't help but glanced at his straight and strong legs, thinking that this man is really a flirt, knowing that he has a good figure, he is so handsome, wearing a bathrobe without laces...

And the underwear turned out to be CK!When packing the suitcases for the variety show before, Ye Huaiming brought a bunch of new Zimmerli, a very comfortable underwear brand. How did you think about it and wear this again in a sexy way?

But the scene just now was indeed full of male hormone shock.After all, the most beautiful part of the underwear is the wide belt, and the moment he saw Ye Huai coming out, Yuan Xingzhou almost reflexively thought of the European and American gods on the poster.

A beautiful body always makes people unsteady, Yuan Xingzhou almost changed his mind, and wanted to try the suggestion of the irascible sister.

After Ye Huai closed the door and changed his clothes, Yuan Xingzhou quickly put aside the game console and went to read the reply.

"The most obedient Huai Zai Zai: Is it a universal sentence pattern? You should have heard it."

"The most obedient Huai Zai Zai: It's the sentence, 'Really? I don't believe it' hahahahahahaha, you reply like this to whatever he says, and see how he reacts."

Yuan Xingzhou read it by himself, and imagined the application scenarios.

——Ye Huai: "I don't fucking flirt with you, why should I touch you?"

——Yuan Xingzhou: "Really? I don't believe it..."

——Ye Huai: "Are you a pig?"

——Yuan Xingzhou: "Really? I don't believe it..."

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!!" It seems that the situation can be reversed at once? !

Yuan Xingzhou immediately became happy, and quickly expressed his gratitude to the few who gave advice for him.However, before he finished sending his thanks, the comments suddenly increased, and then someone kindly reminded him.

"Brother, don't be afraid [laughing and crying], this Weibo of yours is on the square, Jimeis are here to watch the male fans, so let's do a follow-up by the way!"

"I hope the love of male fans can be as sweet as Huaizhou!"

"Yes, I hope lovers can be like Brother Huai and Xingzhou, and they will soon achieve fruition, sweet and sweet..."

"I have a friend who wants a photo of Kangkang's younger brother. It would be even better if there is a photo of a roommate with a score of 9..."

Fans of Huaizhou came in one after another to encourage and cheer, and gave him the blessing of "Love of Huaizhou", hoping that he can reap true love, be as happy and happy as Yuan Xingzhou and Ye Huai, and live a harmonious life every day.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..." Yuan Xingzhou was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to say anything now, so he quickly logged out of his account and fled.

The next morning, Yuan Xingzhou got up early to go out to exercise, and Ye Huai also came out yawning.

The two looked at each other.

Yuan Xingzhou mastered the new skill, and looked at Ye Huai suspiciously as before: "Are you going out to inhale the smog too?"

"That's right." Ye Huai said nonchalantly, "The director requested, what can I do?"

Yuan Xingzhou immediately said: "Really? I don't believe it."

Ye Huai froze for a moment, but didn't react for a while.

It wasn't until the two of them went out for half a lap that this guy realized it later, speeded up to catch up, and then slapped Yuan Xingzhou on the back of the head angrily.

Yuan Xingzhou suffered a big chestnut, but it was rare to win a small round, and he was secretly happy.

For breakfast, he went to heat milk to cook oatmeal, and Ye Huai also came in to help him look after the milk pot.Yesterday's bowls and chopsticks were still thrown in the sink, and the two of them cleaned up together again. Yuan Xingzhou stood on the left, and Ye Huai turned sideways to get the dish soap next to him.

Yuan Xingzhou asked casually, "Are you flirting with me?"

"... Something's wrong with you!" Ye Huai said inexplicably, "I'm just washing dishes! There's oil all over the bottom! How much trouble do I have to tease you?"

"Really?" Yuan Xingzhou looked at him, "I don't believe it."

Ye Huai: "..."

Ye Huai was not stupid, his expression changed immediately, and he stared at him suspiciously.

Yuan Xingzhou was secretly proud of himself, washing the dishes with a serious face, as if he had seen through Ye Huai's tricks.

Ye Huai stared at him thoughtfully for a while.Yuan Xingzhou wiped the bowls and chopsticks away, stirred the milk pot and turned off the heat, and checked the oatmeal.

Ye Huai washed his hands silently, then dried them, and stood behind him.

Yuan Xingzhou: "??"

The moment the two of them touched each other, Yuan Xingzhou's body froze uncontrollably, and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.He licked his lips and quickly reminded himself to be calm, then turned to look at Ye Huai carefully.

Ye Huai also looked at him with no expression on his face.Yuan Xingzhou was thinking about how to throw out the omnipotent sentence pattern, when Ye Huai suddenly lowered his head, and then bit his neck.

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!"

The slight pain made Yuan Xingzhou gasp, and then he realized that Ye Huai's biting position was exactly the same as last time!

However, there was no security guard at home to rescue him. Ye Huai bit him lightly as if punishing him, not daring to leave him a wound, but before leaving, he suddenly sucked it.

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!!" Why suck the hickey!

His heart was beating so hard that he almost blushed from his face to his neck. After he realized it, he hurriedly pushed Ye Huai's head.However, his skin was fair, and a small purple hickey instantly appeared on the side of his neck.

"Do you believe me?" Ye Huai stretched out his index finger, poked his cheek, and said triumphantly, "Is it because I am not strong enough or you are slow?"

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou's face was flushed, and he was flustered for a while, his mind was so messed up that he didn't have time to think deeply, he just stared blankly at Ye Huai, his eyes were wet.

Ye Huai looked at him suspiciously. After a while, he didn't know why his face was a little strange. When the atmosphere was slightly awkward, a mobile phone rang outside, breaking the short silence.

Ye Huai hurried out, and soon yelled at Yuan Xingzhou again.

It was Yuan Xingzhou's cell phone that rang outside.It turned out that Mr. Deng's secretary called and asked him if he was free in the afternoon. Mr. Deng had already returned to China and wanted to meet him.

Yuan Xingzhou hurriedly responded, and just hung up, but saw Tan Yanke calling again, asking him to have dinner.

"It's been a long time since I've contacted you. You won't forget who I am, right?" Tan Yanke laughed and said, "My aunt came today and brought some special products from your place. I'll leave some for you."

Yuan Xingzhou was stunned, he didn't expect that he would mention this, he hurriedly said: "No, your aunt sent it all the way, I definitely want you to try something new, I used to eat it often, I don't think there is anything..."

"It's not just food." Tan Yanke said, "It's been allocated for you. You haven't been home for many years, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will be in two days. It's good to have some specialties from your hometown."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

"Actually, the most important thing is to invite you to dinner." Tan Yanke said again, "Do you have time tonight?"

Ye Huai wandered back when he heard Yuan Xingzhou calling. Yuan Xingzhou subconsciously looked at him, saw Ye Huai frown slightly, and then nodded.

"Yes." Yuan Xingzhou said, "Is there something wrong?"

Tan Yanke smiled: "It's okay, it's just a casual chat between friends."

Ye Huai rolled his eyes, then pointed to Yuan Xingzhou himself.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..." Yuan Xingzhou just remembered that he made an appointment with someone, why should he depend on Ye Huai's intentions?After all, the Tan family is also one of the advertisers. I just want to not offend others. Isn't it normal to go there?

However, both of them obviously had other ideas in mind.

"Can the two of us do it?" Yuan Xingzhou came back to his senses and could only ask the other end of the phone, "I'm with Ye Huai."

"Okay." Tan Yanke said, "It's just right, it's convenient for the three of us to talk together."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

The two agreed on the address and time, and hung up the phone politely.

Yuan Xingzhou felt that Tan Yanke's last sentence was a bit strange.

Ye Huai said teasingly: "Hey, Jin mainly accepts the second house?"

Yuan Xingzhou couldn't laugh or cry: "What nonsense are you talking about! It must be about work or variety shows, or it has something to do with Yuan Cheng."

"Tsk tsk..." Ye Huai squinted at him, and said in a strange tone, "Really? I don't believe it."