Perfect Divorce [Entertainment]

Ye Huai forgot to say, the program crew really dared to cut it, Yuan Xingzhou almost had a heart attack.However, he didn't have time to worry about it, because the program group's show operation was at the back - they cut out all the clips of Ye Huai beep beep beep finding fault, and then changed the order of the front and back, and added their favorite words.

So Ye Huai's high-cold personality is still very stable, and Yuan Xingzhou immediately becomes a licking dog.

While cooking, Ye Huai stretched out his hand proudly, and Yuan Xingzhou half-kneeled and kissed his hands—the Chinese characters "romantic Huaizhou husband and wife".

Afterwards, Ye Huai cut the onion and burst into tears. Yuan Xingzhou wiped it with a paper towel in distress - the red lettering was bolded "Xingzhou who loves his family"

In the end when Ye Huai put on the plate, Yuan Xingzhou covered his heart with his hands, and said with sparkling eyes, "You are simply an angel"—even the bgm of "onlyyou" rang out.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

When eating, Ye Huai turned his face to the side and reminded Yuan Xingzhou: "Aren't you full?" "...Your abdominal muscles are gone."

After the meal, Yuan Xingzhou got a big jelly of apricot macarons... Everyone looked at Yuan Xingzhou enviously. let him starve"

Yuan Xingzhou: "??"

"This, this, isn't it? Aren't you going to watch the selection tonight?" Yuan Xingzhou looked at the show in a daze, and turned his head to ask, "Why is it broadcast directly the next night?"

"Cut it." Ye Huai crossed his legs, hugged the pillow, and said, "The acting is so bad, I probably don't want to cut it into the feature film."

Yuan Xingzhou thinks about it too. The selection performance that day was too embarrassing, and he would probably be scolded if it was released.

On the screen, the two returned to the dormitory in love with each other, and the camera gave a distant view, Yuan Xingzhou looked up at Ye Huai and smiled while eating jelly.

"It's too much," Yuan Xingzhou wanted to cry, "Is the editing team from your family? Why did you look so handsome while I was such an idiot!"

"Oh?" Ye Huai said, "Isn't it originally?"

Yuan Xingzhou was angry: "When did I become an idiot! I think your eyes are very explicit??"

Ye Huai quickly denied it: "No, I mean I'm not a male god in the first place."

"..." Yuan Xingzhou: "...Oh."

Yuan Xingzhou thought to himself, people are more popular than others, so the program crew should not be too partial.

"Not to mention people who don't have sex." Ye Huai added, "Shouldn't look at people openly."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou sat up and glared at each other.Ye Huai hugged the pillow and laughed, and Yuan Xingzhou was so angry that he grabbed the remote control again, "I want to change the channel for rubbish programs!"

"Look!" Ye Huai hid the remote control behind his back, and pointed at the TV before he became annoyed, "Your heroic moment has come."

It was already the second day on the screen. The editing routine of the program group was a typical flow-style operation. The activities of several guests were the main line, so Yuan Xingzhou took the initiative to not delete the clips for Yin Fei. The editor also used close-up shots to zoom in on everyone expression.After that, Tan Yanke stepped forward in a gentlemanly manner and stood beside Yuan Xingzhou.

Although he knew that Ye Huai was a bit narrow-minded, Yuan Xingzhou didn't expect this person to stare at Tan Yanke in death on the show!It's just that Ye Huai, who was staring at death, frowned and rolled his eyes slightly, unexpectedly cute.

Yuan Xingzhou suppressed a smile, and saw that after they went up the mountain with bamboo baskets on their backs, everyone went back to do their own business, and Ye Huai was still standing where he was.It looked like he was looking at the scenery, but the program team made a frozen special effect for him, with the word "Wangfushi".

Ye Huai: "??"

It was embarrassing to replace Ye Huai now.

"Hahahaha!" Yuan Xingzhou finally had a good time, pointing at the screen and laughing, "What's your expression? Are you looking forward to your husband's return?"

Ye Huai said depressedly: "I'm just looking at the scenery!"

He turned to touch the remote control.Yuan Xingzhou had quick eyes and quick hands, he rushed over to grab it, and quickly jumped to the other side of the sofa.

"I shouldn't have watched it with you!" Ye Huai said angrily, "What's so interesting after recording it all!"

"That's right!" Yuan Xingzhou imitated, "What's so interesting! Go to sleep. Don't endure such torture."

Ye Huai was speechless, so he could only frown slightly, and continued to watch with an expression of displeasure.

The part of the work of the next few people was obviously omitted. The program team added a cheerful background sound, and quickly switched the scenes of their work with the rhythm of the music. So everyone worked hard all morning, in a few long-range shots and This is the end of the lovely post-animation.

Ye Huai had black lines on his face, but Yuan Xingzhou found it funny.

Ye Huai was simply too childish. He announced at the press conference that he was the only one he loved, and on the show he had to show that he was very cold and that he was an idiot... How narcissistic is that.

But he was right, it was really boring to edit the show like this, as if the two of them were just props, what they looked like and how they interacted with each other all depended on the mood of the editor.

However, CP fans are very happy. The Chaohua homepage is refreshed, full of lottery draws and all kinds of screaming speeches.

"The live streaming in the dormitory is worth it! To commemorate the New Year, I will draw a TF lipstick in the forwarding, choose one of the color numbers 15, 16, and 80. It is required that no one has blackmailed Zhouzhou and Huaige! Huaizhou Saigao !"

"Sisters! I'm going to explode! Don't talk nonsense, smoke a bottle of Nile! Requires super chat level 7 or above, like and comment!"

"Draw today! Two Bose earphones! See the picture for the model number."

"I'm different, I'm here to smoke two boxes of white lover chocolates! Make up for the sisters!"

Yuan Xingzhou flipped through the pages, and was stunned when he saw that there were more than 20 new lottery entries.In his impression, fans are still young girls, and many are students, so he doesn't want them to spend money.

Every time Yuan Xingzhou thinks that he has few commercial endorsements, he uses this to comfort himself, thinking that fans can save money to study hard and buy more clothes.But in fact, children's conditions are generally better now than he was then. When he talked about it with others, they also thought he was ridiculous.

In the final analysis, I was too poor before, so I cared about this very much.

Yuan Xingzhou held back his hand to persuade everyone not to spend money, and scrolled down again. Without exception, they were blowing rainbow farts.

The GIFs of him and Ye Huai were intercepted and discussed separately. Sometimes they called on them to restrain themselves, and sometimes they said it was too easy. Ah Wei passed away repeatedly today.

Another sharp-eyed person noticed that Ye Huai blushed when he kissed his hand, discussing whether the two of them had done too much recently.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

More is to show what kind of fairy CP these two are!Yuan Xingzhou is simply a scheming little goblin with a delicate body and soft mouth, and Ye Huai is a tsundere male god with a boyfriend who is full of dominance.

There is also a familiar fan of Zhouzhou for many years, who couldn't help opening the mic and said: "One thing to say, if I see Zhouzhou who is so pure and lustful, with shining eyes and praise 'you are great' in admiration, but my face The cute little girl who seems to be just speaking from the bottom of my heart, even if I am straight, I will definitely not be able to control it! I bent into a mosquito coil on the spot! Men enjoy the admiration of others the most! Absolutely quilt tightly!"

This Weibo was quickly retweeted by people, and it took up the position of the square in an instant.

Yuan Xingzhou blushed, thinking what the hell!Haven't you always been my only fan?Why are you knocking so crazy...and it's not what you see at all Hey, we were arguing at the time, okay...

He saw that the wind was in a mess, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Ye Huai staring at the TV. He glanced at it and found that it was almost over. On the sofa, basking in the sun leisurely.Sun Kai was working in the distance, but Ye Quehuai turned his head and asked Yuan Xingzhou with a dirty face, "What are you looking at?"

……

The cameraman gave a close-up here. Yuan Xingzhou didn't pay attention that day, but now he watched TV and realized that Ye Huai turned his face away after hearing himself praise "good-looking", turned off the game console, and used the display screen as a mirror to admire himself After a moment, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he brushed his hair in satisfaction.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Although it was a bit inappropriate, he suddenly thought of the "Only Fan" speech he had just finished watching.Praise "good-looking" and it's like this?Could it be that praise is really extra satisfying?

Yuan Xingzhou suddenly wanted to try again.But before he could open his mouth, the phone rang.

The show is almost over, and the final film and the bonfire party are shown in the trailer.Yuan Xingzhou looked at his phone in surprise, seeing Li Yu calling in the middle of the night, he had a bad premonition.

"What are you doing?" Sure enough, Li Yu asked angrily when he came up, "Didn't I tell you to show discord and quarrel occasionally? Why are you showing off!"

"I didn't show affection." Yuan Xingzhou shrank his neck from being scolded, and quickly explained, "We did quarrel, but the program group didn't broadcast it."

Li Yu was obviously very angry and didn't speak over there.

Yuan Xingzhou knew that the editing of the show was too misleading, so he could only say, "Actually, we had a fight, but the editor didn't use that, and the order of the show was changed at will, you didn't watch me on the first night , Are the clothes different in the two shots before and after?"

Ye Huai turned off the TV and looked at him suspiciously.

Yuan Xingzhou pointed to the phone, and then said, "I'm sorry, Brother Li, I..."

"You can figure it out for yourself." Li Yudao, "I don't understand you, will you two still be separated in the future? If you two think this is good, you can continue, and I don't have to bother to pave the way for you."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

"I know that the popularity of Huaizhou is very good for both of you, but Xingzhou," Li Yuyu said earnestly, "when you calm down, think about it. How many loving couples in the entertainment industry are not good enough to tell each other bad things after breaking up? Recognize it? You two don't even have a relationship foundation. If Ye Huai wants to dismantle CP in the future, what will you do to deal with it? The higher the heat now, the more uncontrollable things will be, and the greater the backlash you will suffer in the future..."

"I'm sorry." Yuan Xingzhou said, "I, I know."

"Think about it yourself." Li Yu sighed and said after a while, "Come to the company tomorrow. The script I talked to you before is almost ready. If you don't mind, I will sign the contract on Monday."

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!"

"Urban emotional drama." Li Yudao, "The female lead drama, you play the male lead, you are a rich second generation, prepare your own private server, and get two better ones."

Knowing what Li Yu said, Yuan Xingzhou must have passed the script and character design, and he will probably be familiar with it when he goes there tomorrow.The male lead script he had been looking forward to for a long time finally landed, and Yuan Xingzhou heaved a sigh of relief. He also wanted Li Yu to choose the script for him and prepare the groundwork for public relations, but he didn't cooperate well.

"Thank you Brother Li." Yuan Xingzhou said sincerely, "I didn't get it right this time."

"Forget it, that's it, let's wait for the limelight in the past." Li Yudao, "I don't ask for anything else now, you are an affectionate character in this drama, since you two think it's so fun, I just hope you can enjoy it for a longer time. Please don't let people collapse."

"That's all for now." Li Yu said helplessly, "Also, your self-composed song, which you play and sing, has been greeted by the program team and cannot be broadcast. Yuan Cheng's manager also contacted me, saying that you and Yuan Chengzhi It's a bit of a coincidence, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, they plan to buy the copyright of that piece of music."

Yuan Xingzhou was very surprised by this, but he really didn't want to have too much contact with the other party.

"Not for sale." Yuan Xingzhou said, "If they think there is no problem, they will post it, and if they think there is a problem, they will change it."

Li Yu said "Yes", but didn't persuade him anything.

After hanging up the phone, Ye Huai finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked him: "Why, are you being scolded again?"

Yuan Xingzhou nodded, and said truthfully: "Brother Li asked me to quarrel with you on the show, but I didn't listen."

"You haven't heard yet?" Ye Huai said in shock, "Have you been arguing for a whole day?"

Yuan Xingzhou was a little dumbfounded, thinking how to explain this, I was jealous, and the show was not broadcast.

"Li Yu is really sick." Ye Huai said speechlessly, "Give me the one on your feet, and I'll process it for you."

Yuan Xingzhou was stunned for a moment, and realized that it was an ankle ring, so he took it off by himself, "I'll go wash it."

"No need." Ye Huai took it, shook his finger, and asked, "What do you like? Diamonds, rubies, sapphires, or emeralds?"

Yuan Xingzhou was taken aback when he heard that: "What are you going to do?"

Ye Huai shook the black leather ring.

"I don't want it!" Yuan Xingzhou exclaimed in surprise, "Gems are so expensive! I don't want them!"

"It depends on the size, color, clarity and cut, do you have common sense?" Ye Huai said with a look of disgust, "I use leftovers, just tell me what to choose."

Yuan Xingzhou looked at him suspiciously, wondering if it was true?Can gemstones be left over like other gems to pick at will?

He really doesn't understand this, and he doesn't know which one is worth.

"Use the cheapest one." Yuan Xingzhou paused, then whispered, "Aluminum alloy is also fine..."

Ye Huai couldn't complain about this, so he turned and walked away, throwing a black gold bracelet from Hermes over after a while.

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!"

"It takes up space." Ye Huai said, "You should be able to wear it!"

Yuan Xingzhou didn't think much of it before, but now when he saw this leather bracelet with a shiny H buckle, he immediately remembered what CP fans thought of it.

"I won't wear it!" Yuan Xingzhou protested, "What does it look like wearing this, I don't want it!"

"Like what?" Ye Huai asked.

Yuan Xingzhou opened his mouth, but couldn't speak again.

"I can't wear it." Yuan Xingzhou had no choice but to change his words, struggling, "How big is this..."

Ye Huai didn't believe it, so he took it over suspiciously, and tried it on his feet. Sure enough, the buckle was a little bit off, and it just couldn't be buckled.

Yuan Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief.

Ye Huai didn't hesitate, compared the sizes of the two leather rings, and went back to the house by himself.Yuan Xingzhou hurriedly washed and ran back to his room as if he was being amnesty.

On the phone, Zhu Yueming just started a group and invited him to join.

Yuan Xingzhou nodded and was about to say hello to everyone.But in the middle of the night, the students were having a good chat. What everyone was discussing was this love variety show. Some people in the group liked Li Yi very much, but more people said that they believed in love again after seeing Yuan Xingzhou and Ye Huai .

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou had no choice but to quit embarrassingly, and continued to browse Weibo.

However, in less than half an hour, all the websites and news feeds were completely occupied by two couples of CP, one of which was him and Ye Huai, and the other was an A-list star who had just been cheated on.

That couple was blown up on Weibo. The man was a first-line actor. Because he was wrapped around the outside, he had too much fun and bruised his soft tissue somewhere.

Weibo is full of gourmet food, so Huaizhou's topic rushed into the top ten in the cracks, which is a little out of place.

High-rise buildings have also been built in the forum.

On the homepage, half of the posts were skin-picking posts and inventory posts of cheating stars, and the other half were posts about dog food by Yuan Xingzhou and Ye Huai.Netizens are as smart as they are, first go to the high-rise building of "Picking the True Face of a Scumbag Male Celebrity, Lying, Cheating and Sleeping with Fans" and scolding the scumbag for his heartlessness,

Then go out and turn left, and enter "Huaizhou CP's Sweet Moment Inventory, From Encounter to Acquaintance, We've Been Together" and take a bite of dog food, saying, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

On WeChat's entertainment official account, the last post was "The Big Trend CP is so popular, what are they relying on", after analyzing the eyes and small movements of him and Ye Huai, he also gave a wave of publicity to the variety show.

The next article is "Men and Women in the Entertainment Industry Break Up and Fight, Is It Meaning to Discuss Who Is Scumbag?" 》and then began to pick up the clues of this guy's cheating from the scumbag's Weibo and trumpet.

On the video website, the homepage recommends "Things Huaizhou CP Tells You", and next to it is "Those Years of Youth, After All, I Wrongly Paid".

Looking around, Yuan Xingzhou was about to faint.

However, some people privately circulated short videos of male stars and young models. It only lasted five seconds, but the activities were intense and impressive.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Ye Huai was rattling in his room, not knowing what he was up to all night.Yuan Xingzhou ate melons on the headlines and tweets of the major portals, looked at himself and Ye Huai, and looked at the male star next door who was beaten to death by everyone. He was terrified and dreamed of sex all night.