Perfect Divorce [Entertainment]

"I'm sorry." Yuan Xingzhou finished handling the ingredients, raised his hands, and said seriously to Ye Huai, "I'm really... sorry about this matter."

Ye Huai didn't speak.

Yuan Xingzhou carefully looked into his eyes.

After a while, Ye Huai finally nodded.

Yuan Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief.Although the two joked that Ye Huai didn't seem to care about it during this period of time, but he still felt ashamed.

Fortunately, Ye Huai gave him this opportunity and formally accepted his apology.

Yuan Xingzhou put down a stone in his heart, and was extremely happy, but the extreme joy gave rise to sorrow, and the black pepper beef tenderloin was smashed into a pot.

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

The 0.8cm beef slices he measured one by one!

Yuan Xingzhou's heart ached so badly that he couldn't breathe.Fortunately, the beef tenderloin is not thoroughly battered, and the precisely prepared sauce tastes authentic.

Ye Huai didn't eat breakfast, and waited until one o'clock in the afternoon, and now he couldn't even say a word of disgust, so the two of them dealt with the rice with a dark dish.

In the evening, Yuan Xingzhou raised his sword and fought again, and finally succeeded.

However, Ye Huai didn't eat anything.

"I'm not hungry! I'm not hungry at all!" Ye Huai hid in the bedroom, refusing to open the door until he died, and shouted, "Eat more if it's delicious!"

"Is this a little? It's two catties!" Yuan Xingzhou was almost suffocated, holding a plate and said at the door, "Really, it's not sticky, it's very successful, you can hear it."

However, the door frame was so tightly sealed that Ye Huai couldn't smell it at all.

Yuan Xingzhou threatened and lured again, and said viciously outside the door: "Do you think you can escape tomorrow if you escape tonight? If you don't come out, I will cook chicken for you tomorrow. Roast the chicken in the morning and stew it at noon Chicken mother, afternoon fried chicken father..."

Ye Huai: "..."

However, it was not enough to make chicken, and it was not that Ye Huai really didn't want to eat chicken. Yuan Xingzhou worked hard for a long time to no avail, so he had to go back and enjoy the fruits of victory to himself.

This is undoubtedly a good start.Yuan Xingzhou is full of confidence. He thinks that he has already left the novice village in the culinary world, and he can immediately take on the challenge of attacking the hall.

He spent half the night choosing recipes, and had a pleasant one-sided exchange with Ye Huai outside the door, and finalized the sea, land and air challenge. However, the next morning, Yuan Xingzhou excitedly woke him up and found that Ye Huai was gone. .

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

"He's home. It's my family's birthday. Let me tell you." Wen Ting called Yuan Xingzhou and sent the plot of the first short play rehearsed for "Idol Love Season" over, "You two will be guest stars when the time comes." For a moment, play a couple who quarrel."

The shooting of Yuan Xingzhou and Ye Huai was relatively simple. After Friday passed, they got familiar with the environment that day.Rest on Saturday morning and rehearsal in the afternoon.Rest on Sunday morning and officially record in the afternoon.Monday is waiting to see the finished film.

The content of the skit is not complicated, the scenes of the two of them arguing only last a few seconds.

It’s okay that Yuan Xingzhou hasn’t watched the original version, but he had already watched both the Japanese and Korean versions to do his homework, and now he can’t help complaining that the good variety show has been changed again, and domestic directors still love filming reality show.

In this case, the two of them will probably be arranged to live in the same room.The two left the day after tomorrow, and Ye Huai didn't know if he would come back today, so Yuan Xingzhou had to put aside the cooking and think about what he wanted to bring there.

He was watching the script of the short play here, and he was tidying up the boxes, spreading out all the things, but he received an invitation from Zhu Yueming again.

So Yuan Xingzhou dropped his half-packed luggage and met Zhu Yueming at the coffee shop.

"It's been a long time since we met again. We should have dinner." Zhu Yueming smiled, "But thinking that you were going to learn cooking, I decided to change it to afternoon tea without authorization. Why don't you tie me up to cook at my house tonight?"

Yuan Xingzhou had no arrangements for the evening, so he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes!"

Zhu Yueming smiled: "Will you delay the big star?"

"Don't..." Yuan Xingzhou blushed, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't, don't be like this..."

"Let me have a good time first." Zhu Yueming teased, "It's too difficult to meet you."

Yuan Xingzhou was a little flattered. In fact, although Yuan Xingzhou was happy after the reunion that day, he was not sure whether Zhu Yueming really wanted to reminisce about the old days, or just to be polite.After all, they had only been classmates for a year and a half, and he was not very familiar with Zhu Yueming at that time.

The only thing the two of them have in common is that they are good-looking, and they are responsible for their appearance in the class. Every grade party or social activity, the boys will drag the two of them as the king of the class.

Zhu Yueming is naturally the king. He is handsome, well-bred, and from a good family background. He is capable of triathlon in literature, art and sports. He is low-key but has repeatedly created legends.

However, Yuan Xingzhou is very ordinary, a little shy and always short of money, so he rarely participates in group activities.We have dinner together, play games, go out for a trip...he refuses them in all likelihood.

But even so, he could sense everyone's kindness.

The classmates would neither force him to go, nor do they give any charity until he signed up for the draft competition, and the male classmates pooled their money to buy him a good guitar.

Yuan Xingzhou thought countless times that he must go back to school in a good mood after the game, thank the teachers and classmates, and invite everyone to sing K and eat.The dream is very simple, but the reality is even more bleak. He disappeared after the game, and everyone graduated in a blink of an eye.When he made his debut with the team, and when it was bloody, the classmates worked and got married.

Now he has finally become popular with a few dramas. The children of his classmates are all grown up, and some of them are even about to have a second child.

Zhu Yueming naturally chatted with him about the current situation of several classmates, many of them Yuan Xingzhou had forgotten their names, and some of them didn't match their nicknames, so Zhu Yueming called them by their nicknames when they were students.Such as "chubby", "doudou", "sycophant" and so on...

"Do you know your nickname?" Yuan Xingzhou listened with gusto, but Zhu Yueming suddenly stopped and looked at him with interest, "You also have a nickname in class, but I guess you have heard of it, but you don't know It's you."

Yuan Xingzhou did not know, and looked at him in surprise, "What is it?"

Zhu Yueming moved his mouth, but didn't make a sound, and suddenly laughed again, "Will you hit me..."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

"Xiaohua." Zhu Yueming smiled.

Yuan Xingzhou: "???"

Yuan Xingzhou remembered that when the class organized a spring outing, he did hear people shouting, "Ask Xiaohua to come take a picture" and "Have Xiaohua eaten?"Yuan Xingzhou always thought it was referring to some girl, so he never thought about it.

"Why?" Yuan Xingzhou was shocked, "Is this calling me?"

Zhu Yueming smiled and nodded: "You don't know, you have always had a scent on your body, like some kind of floral scent, faint... Doudou discovered it at first, but you don't wear perfume, and the shampoo and shower gel are not like this. It smells bad, not even washing powder, so everyone is like solving a puzzle, taking turns to sit next to you... and even grabbed a seat for this."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Looking back on his student days, Yuan Xingzhou always thought that in the eyes of others, he was poor, rustic, withdrawn and shy, and not very gregarious. He never expected to be like this.

"In the end, everyone failed to solve the riddle, and the collective thought that you had the fragrance of flowers on your body. You are beautiful, so I called you Xiao Hua." Zhu Yueming smiled, "You don't know how popular you are, if you didn't go to the competition Now, there are boys who want to confess to you."

Yuan Xingzhou's face turned red with a "boom", and he waved his hands, "How is that possible?"

"Why is it impossible?" Zhu Yueming glanced out the window, then looked at his face casually and smiled, "I even wrote the love letter."

Yuan Xingzhou: "!!"

Yuan Xingzhou was shocked now, his mind was full of how could this be possible? !He has a crush on Zhu Yueming!

"It's sad, I just missed it." Zhu Yueming looked at him with a smile, and said, "I've been paying attention to you. How many years have you been married to Ye Huai? Four years, right?"

Yuan Xingzhou's mind was still dull, his eyes were wide open and his mouth was open, but his mind had already automatically replied: "The fourth year."

"Well, including the one year we've known each other, it's five years. I'm still single, so it seems I can last through your seven-year itch." Zhu Yueming said, "Or haven't you been living in two places? Do you have relationship problems? , let me take advantage of it?"

Yuan Xingzhou finally came back to his senses and looked at him with a flushed face.

Zhu Yueming raised his eyebrows and looked back, his eyes were actually quite serious.

"Just kidding." After a while, Zhu Yueming spoke first and smiled, "It's true that I'm single, but I also wish you a happy relationship."

During Yuan Xingzhou's short one-and-a-half-year college years, his classmates gave him pure and beautiful memories. As the representative of these memories, Zhu Yueming is of great significance to Yuan Xingzhou.

He is close to and likes his former classmates from the heart.So when Zhu Yueming invited him to go home, he would agree without hesitation.

But now after Zhu Yueming confessed in disguise, Yuan Xingzhou could only change his words and refuse.

"Understood," Zhu Yueming said regretfully, "Although I know I can't tell you, I still can't help it. Your family is quite jealous, and she was about to spit fire on me that day."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou imagined how Ye Huai turned into a fire dragon and breathed fire at Zhu Yueming, and suddenly felt very appropriate.Especially at that time Zhu Yueming ignored Ye Huai on purpose, as if he didn't see this person at all.

But Yuan Xingzhou quickly realized that Ye Huai was not jealous at the time, but probably just felt a male crisis.

"He just has a stinky face." Yuan Xingzhou smiled.

The two drank coffee for half an afternoon, Yuan Xingzhou said goodbye politely, and then drove home. After entering the door, he ignored the box on the ground, went straight to the bedroom, threw himself on the bed, and yelled.

It was confessed! !

Yuan Xingzhou felt that he was going to be drunk, literally, drunk.But does drinking coffee feel this way?He didn't know, he was lying on the bed panting for breath, and he didn't bother to check.

It's too unbelievable that I will be confessed!

Yuan Xingzhou was shocked until now, but of course he was more secretly delighted.No matter what, it is a very happy thing to be liked by others, especially such an outstanding, male god-level, person.

Yuan Xingzhou tried his best to recall the scenes of getting along with Zhu Yueming when he was in school, trying to find evidence that the other party liked him.

Why do you like yourself?Is it love at first sight?Or did he do something that fell into the eyes of the great god Zhu Yueming?

"...When did you start falling in love?" Yuan Xingzhou lay on the bed, muttering to himself, "I knew...how great it would be to fall in love...have never even kissed..."

He thought about it wildly, and when he thought of the kissing scene, he suddenly felt ashamed and turned around to bury his face.But when he turned around, he saw a person standing at the door.

"Fuck... you, can you make a little noise?" Yuan Xingzhou jumped up in shock.

Ye Huai folded his arms and stood at the door staring at him sharply.

"The door has been knocked." Ye Huai asked, "What are you doing here? What kind of kiss?"

Yuan Xingzhou's frightened face turned red again.

"It's nothing, just sigh." Yuan Xingzhou said.

Ye Huai's face darkened: "Haven't you kissed the black fan boss enough? Have you read it yet?"

"Who said it was him." Yuan Xingzhou clicked his tongue, "I was thinking about dating."

He really suffered too much impact today, it is rare that there is someone now, Yuan Xingzhou couldn't control it, and said to Ye Huai: "Do you know?"

Ye Huai: "I know."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou was choked up when he was full of words to confide, he opened his mouth and asked, "What do you know?"

Ye Huai: "Then do you think I know? Do you know that I don't know, and you still come to ask me if I know?"

Yuan Xingzhou: "?"

Ye Huai was like a puffer fish holding his breath, he let his breath out after he finished speaking.Yuan Xingzhou was still blindfolded, so he walked in angrily and sat down on the bed.

"Tell me." Ye Huai asked, "What's the matter?"

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Ye Huai was unhappy again: "What's the matter, do I want to play a prelude for you?"

Yuan Xingzhou's desire to confide was almost blown away, and he didn't feel any excitement at the moment, so he said flatly, "Oh, it's okay, I just got confessed by the male god today."

Ye Huai looked up as if he had been electrocuted.

Yuan Xingzhou was very satisfied with his reaction, and thought to himself, did it scare you?We are also pursued by...

"Why," Ye Huai said with a strange expression, "kissed?"

"How is it possible!" Yuan Xingzhou didn't have enough paragraphs, and he became shy again, blushing and moaning, "I just sigh, if I knew our monitor liked me, I should have a relationship when I was in school. The result is good, and I was foolish to miss it at that time." No, I haven't even had a serious kiss."

When he said this, remembering Ye Huai's misunderstanding, he hurriedly explained, "I mean the kind of...real kiss with a lover. Kissing scenes are not counted, there are too many shots, and the first time was with a stand-in , I took that as a fight scene.”

Ye Huai: "..."

Ye Huai kept silent, Yuan Xingzhou covered his face and looked forward to it for a long time, after regaining consciousness, he looked at him for a while, and suddenly became embarrassed.

"What, what's wrong." Yuan Xingzhou was at a loss, "Why didn't you speak?"

Ye Huai glanced at him again, then got up and left.

The next day, Yuan Xingzhou continued to try to make grilled shiitake mushrooms at home, but Ye Huai still stayed behind closed doors.

Yuan Xingzhou thought that he was angry after returning home, and asked again but did not respond, so he made it himself and ate it for himself. After three meals in a row, he finally finished all the mushrooms, took the time to pack his luggage, and brought Ye Huai's share along the way. up.

That night, Yuan Xingzhou dreamed that he had turned into a shiitake mushroom essence, and brought countless mushroom grandchildren with him, smashing the farmhouse to the ground.Fortunately, when the farmhouse was flattened and the army of mushrooms was about to kill the company, the alarm clock rang.

He hurriedly got up to wash and check his luggage.

At ten o'clock, the program crew finally called.They will be there in a while, and when the time comes, they will come up directly with the photo shoot and take a photo of their interior first.

"Hey, smile!" Seeing that Ye Huai was still expressionless, Yuan Xingzhou became anxious when he thought about the two of them facing the camera for a while, and coaxed from the side, "What's wrong with you? Can you just smile one and the other?" ?”

Ye Huai had already dressed up and changed into his uniform. He was extraordinarily handsome and aloof, and sat on the sofa playing games.

Yuan Xingzhou sat on his left, and he faced right.Yuan Xingzhou sat on the right to tease him, and he turned to the left.

Yuan Xingzhou simply got off the sofa, half-kneeled in front of him, and hugged his leg.

"Stop making trouble, brother Huai, brother," Yuan Xingzhou coaxed, dumbfounded, "I was wrong, can I be wrong? The program team will come soon..."

Ye Huai finally stopped turning, gave him a condescending look, and let out a sigh.

Yuan Xingzhou knew he hadn't run away as soon as he heard this, the subtext of "heh" was equal to "what's wrong with you".

But where did I go wrong?

Yuan Xingzhou hugged Ye Huai's leg, raised his head with a dazed expression.

Ye Huai: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

"You're not sincere!" Ye Huai said angrily, "You think I'm stupid!"

"I was wrong!" Yuan Xingzhou saw that his expression was wrong, and there seemed to be a gathering of resentment between his brows, and he didn't care to think about it, so he said nonsense, "I shouldn't show off that day! Didn't I just confess? What's the matter?" It's amazing... So what if the male god confesses his love? Can he be better than Brother Huai even if he is a male god..."

Yuan Xingzhou suddenly thought of flattering but not wearing, and immediately put aside other things, he focused on praising Ye Huai, from his figure to his facial features, praising today's clothes, and at the same time he stepped on other well-known male gods and entertainers for a number of times .

"I am so happy to be able to form a CP with Brother Huai." Yuan Xingzhou finally said with tears in his eyes, "What am I not satisfied with like this? Why go to the side of all kissing..."

"Heh," Ye Huai put the game console down and looked down at him, "You still know? Aren't you very proud?"

Yuan Xingzhou: "..." Is it really for this?

"Stop thinking about what you have and what you don't have in the future." Ye Huai said with a look of forgiveness on his face, "Aren't you satisfied with me?"

Yuan Xingzhou: "..."

Yuan Xingzhou held back a mouthful of old blood, wondering if this group of CPs still require emotional cleanliness?I can't even think about it?In the adult world, it’s not allowed to imagine eating meat in your head?

However, he just slandered, the show team's car will arrive soon, and now is not the time to argue.

"No more mistakes are allowed in the future." Ye Huai said seriously.

Yuan Xingzhou looked solemn, hugged Ye Huai's leg, blinked his eyes as if he was innocent, and nodded in agreement with this humiliating monk's contract.