Ace Gossip Squad

Yan Kun drove Sikong Yi to the flower and bird market. After arriving here, Sikong's family was very excited. Except for the big yellow, big flower and little white who ran away without a trace, Sikong Yi also smiled like a sunflower. Prepare to visit this market from start to finish.

Yan Kun was very happy to see Sikong Yixiao so happy, so the two of them started watching from the flower market.The entire flower and bird market is divided into four large blocks, east, west, north, and south. What they hope most is the flower and plant market in the southeast.

As soon as you enter here, you can smell a very fresh smell. There is also an eye-catching green mixed with a little bit of red, yellow, blue and white. There are all kinds of flowers and plants in different shapes. People can't help thinking that they are It was like coming to a certain secret garden.

"Hey, it's really nice here. There are so many flowers and grass." Sikong Yi took a deep breath and sighed.

Although Mr. Yan usually likes fine points, he also feels a bit of joy and relaxation in this place: "Do you know much about plants? I want a plant that is easy to feed and can purify the air in my home. It better look better."

Although Sikong Yi lives in the mountains, what he knows the most are common weeds, wild flowers and trees. He really doesn't know much about flowers and plants that are categorized into professional items. However, even if he doesn't know flowers and trees very well, But he can easily answer President Yan Kun's request. "Ah, it's easy to feed and can purify the air, green radishes! It's especially easy to raise! It can also purify the air. It looks good after raising it, and it's full of energy."

The corners of Yan Kun's mouth twitched when he heard the word Luluo. He thought that Sikong Yi could give him some constructive advice, but it turned out to be Luluo, and he knew Luluo too. "Is there anything special? I'm not short of money."

Sikong Yi snorted when he heard this: "Then go ask the boss! Ask if they have high-grade green radish worth a few hundred dollars for you?"

Yan Kun turned his head and pushed his glasses at Sikong Yi: "You can easily be fired for talking to your boss like this."

Sikong Yi hehe twice, then turned to look at the flowers and plants.

Yan Kun wanted to say something else to attract Sikong Yi's attention, when suddenly a manly voice sounded next to him: "Haha, brother, are you two here to buy flowers? Two big men It’s rare to buy flowers together. I just heard that you guys want to buy high-grade green dills that cost several hundred yuan? Haha, I know you are amateurs. The easy-to-grow flowers like green dills are only 50 Yuan coins, if it is a tree-shaped green radish with big leaves and thick leaves, there are one or two hundred. This family is a commoner family, and the price is not too expensive. If you are not short of money, you can buy Guolan, which is better There are tens of millions of Chinese orchids. But orchids are very delicate, and it is easy to die if you are a novice. So, brother, you should buy a pot of green radishes? I happen to have them here."

Before Yan Kun could speak, Sikong Yi laughed next to him: "Brother, you are so funny, are you from the Northeast?"

The man from the Northeast smiled: "Yeah, people from Northeast China like flowers!"

Sikong Yi smiled and shook his head: "I have a tiger sniffing roses in my heart. Brother must be very kind. The flowers on your booth are very energetic. Brother, you really put your heart into growing flowers."

"Hahahaha brother, you can really talk!"

So, President Yan Kun didn't even say a word to this Northeast pure man flower shop owner, and got a pot of only 5 yuan, very energetic, with fertilizer and breeding instructions 20 minutes later The green radish super value spree.

At the same time, he also saw with his own eyes that Sikong Yi, the gossip captain, used the communication skills of "one sentence to open your heart, three sentences to be intimate and homely" to capture the Northeast boss in 10 minutes, making the boss wish he couldn't even care about the business. chatter.

Yan Kun: "..." He suddenly felt that this kid must be showing mercy when talking to him on weekdays.However, why can't this kid talk to himself with the same enthusiasm as he treats this Northeast gentleman? "Hey, there are still three big places to visit. We have only seen less than a quarter of this flower and tree market."

Hearing this, Sikong Yi reluctantly bid farewell to the Northeast boss, and the two of them left a WeChat account very enthusiastically. Sikong Yi said that whenever the company needs flowers and plants, he will come to order from the honest Northeast brother, and the 1.9 Mi's Northeast guy also waved his hand very reluctantly, saying that as long as Sikong Yilai orders flowers and plants, he will definitely give him a [-]% discount!

It wasn't until Sikong Yi turned a corner that he couldn't see anyone anymore that Yan Kun said in a weird way: "It's only been 10 minutes and you're about to get rid of his old background, right?"

When Sikong Yi heard this, he showed a very pure and honest smile to Yan Kun: "I didn't do such sneaky things. We were just exchanging hobbies. Hey, Brother Dongbei is really an honest person. He told Basically, as long as I stick to the [-]% off price here, I can buy all kinds of flowers cheaply."

Yan Kun snorted, this kid doesn't look so sunny on the outside, but when he peeled off the skin, he was full of black water and gossip.Tsk, that's really interesting. "But according to our speed, we don't even want to finish visiting the flower and herb market this afternoon."

When Sikong Yi heard this, he shook his head slyly: "No, brother Dongbei just told me a few places to pay attention to. Let's go and see the birds and bugs after we finished." After saying this, Sikong Yi said: Leading Yan Kun to a few important places quickly, but in the middle of the journey, Sikong Yi would occasionally deviate from the route, inexplicably walked to a few plants, looked at them quietly and attentively for a while, and then left with a sigh up.

Throughout the whole process, Mr. Yan held his green radish as a wallflower.

But even so, Yan Kun didn't interrupt Sikong Yi's actions.On the contrary, after Sikong Yi saw the flowers, Mr. Yan inexplicably felt that the flowers and plants selected by Sikong Yi seemed very energetic. He took pictures of these flowers, plants and booths, and sent the photos to Dami. Let him come over and sweep away these flowers and plants when he has time.

At this moment, Sikong Yi was only focused on looking for his "sub-team non-staff members", completely unaware that Yan Kun was secretly buying flowers.If he knew, he would probably be shocked again by the president's terrifying intuition and business acumen—the flowers and plants that Sikong Yi has carefully watched, although so far they are not strong enough to communicate with each other.But there are more or less signs of that, much more vigorous than ordinary flowers and plants.

After walking quickly like this for half an hour, Sikong Yi and Yan Kun basically went around the flower and plant market. At this time they were standing in front of the last big shop in the flower and tree market, and Yan Kun found that when they came to this shop, , the eyes of the gossip captain next to him were glued to a pot of... orchids?

"You fell in love with that pot of orchids?" Yan Kun's tone was rather disgusting.Because he was wearing a high-end custom-made suit and was full of aristocratic air, so when Yan Kun stood still in front of this shop, the owner of the shop, a strong old man, stepped forward.

"This gentleman wants to buy flowers?"

The old man didn't dislike Mr. Yan just because he was holding a pot of very cheap green radishes, and his tone was very natural and easy-going.

Yan Kun nodded and shook his head again: "I've finished buying it, and now he wants to buy it. However, he seems to have taken a fancy to that pot of orchids?"

Hearing this, the old man looked at Sikong Yi, and followed Sikong Yi's gaze to see the pot of Chunlan that didn't seem to live long.Immediately, the old man showed a wry smile, and said to Sikong Yi: "Young man, that pot of Chunlan is about to die. Although I am in business, I can't watch you buy a pot of flowers that are sure to die. I have other flowers here. Chunlan and Clivia, if you want to buy orchids, just look at them."

However, Sikong Yi obviously didn't listen to the old man's words, or in other words, all of Sikong Yi's ears were filled with Chunlan's roar at this time.

Chunlan: 【Who said I was going to die soon? !You old man is dying!I want to become a fairy, I can go to heaven! 】

Chunlan: 【What do you look at, a disciple? !I am a gentleman among flowers, can you see it like this casually?Watch out for eyeballs falling out! 】

春兰：【啊啊啊啊啊，烦躁烦躁烦躁，为什么让我和一群智障呆在一起？It's okay to stay with a group of mentally retarded people, why don't you let me bask in the sun! !I want sunshine!Let the sun come more violently! 】

Sikong Yi burst out laughing, this IQ is indeed not low, if you put it together with the Great Immortal, it will be a very happy meeting without being lonely, right?He walked for an hour and almost walked through the entire flower and tree market, and he had come across a plant that could join the team.Well, if the birds and insects and fish can each find a team member, he thinks this trip is worth it.

"Young man? Young man?" The old man didn't hear Sikong Yi's answer, so he couldn't help calling him.In the end, he saw the young man turned his head and showed her a very happy expression. It was the pot of Chunlan who was about to die and said: "Master, I want to buy that pot of orchids."

The old man let out a groan, and tried to bring back Sikong Yi's IQ seriously: "Young man! This potted flower is dying, and there are many ways to save it. Although its variety is quite expensive, it's really not worth it. "

Sikong Yi also replied very seriously: "It's okay old man, I just think this potted flower is pleasing to the eye, maybe I'm its chance? If I go back and raise it well, wouldn't that save its life?"

Chunlan: [Bah, the old man can't save me, can you understand what I say, and dare to say save me!If you can support me, let me call you daddy! 】

The corner of Sikong Yi's mouth rose: "I will raise him like my own son."

Yan Kun: "???"

The old man was so choked by the words that he didn't know how to answer, so he nodded in the end: "Well, since you fell in love with it, then I'll just give it to you. I spent a lot of effort when I bought it, But I don’t know what’s going on, the more you raise it, the more it’s getting weaker. I’ve tried countless methods, but it doesn’t work, so I can only put it here. I’ve raised it for three years, and now I’m handing it over to you. I hope you can really be It's chance."

When Sikong Yi heard this, he quickly shook his head: "How can I let you give it away for nothing! How much you bought at the beginning, I will pay you now. You can't ask for nothing."

The old man smiled: "Young man, when I bought this Chunlan, it cost 50 yuan."

Sikong Yi: "?!" What did I hear just now?I must have been hallucinating just now!How could a pot of flowers cost 50!It's as good as him taking a male number two! !

Chunlan: [Heh heh heh, you're an idiot!Do you know how precious Lao Tzu is?Old man, I was young when I bought me, so it was only 50. If you take care of me now, I will give you millions every minute!But no one can save Lao Tzu who loves sunshine. 】

Sikong Yi's reaction directly made Boss Yan and the old man laugh. The old man thought the young man's reaction was really funny, but Boss Yan rarely saw Sikong Yi's dazed and cute expression. Don't kneel down and put your own words into practice, Yan Kun put the green radishes and big gift bag in his hands into Sikong Yi's hands, and when Sikong Yi looked at him stupidly, he walked away with a kingly smile He took out a checkbook from his pocket, wrote 50 on it, and gave it to the old man.

The onlookers who have already been attracted here: I am a prairie!

Crowd [-]: Nima, this super tall, rich and handsome, would you like to be so awesome!What's the point of taking out the checkbook when there's a disagreement!

Crowd [-]: Dad!Dad, do you still need a younger brother who can hold flowers?Kneeling to be a younger brother!

The third woman in the crowd: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!Domineering president Gong and cute and handsome little shou!The girl's heart is about to burst! !

The fourth woman in the crowd: ...Damn it!Going to a flower market and being stuffed with dog food or the male and male version of dog food, is it still letting people live? !

At this time, a fashionable girl in a dress and dyed blonde curly hair was looking at Yan Kun who was writing a check in shock. Her heart was beating violently, and her whole body was trembling slightly with excitement.How can it be? !How could Boss Yan be here? !Why did this big man who seems to only appear on important occasions appear in this ordinary flower market? !

No, now is not the time to think about this, no matter what, it is definitely her great luck to meet Boss Yan here!This is a perfect place to meet by chance. At this time, she is still holding a tank of two small goldfish in her arms. As long as, as long as she moves a little, she can... just do it!

"Hey! Mister, how could you really give me 50 yuan? Now this flower is really not worth so much money." The old man felt very hot holding the 50 yuan check, and Sikong Yi beside him also Hastily came over and nodded: "Yes, yes, Brother Yan, I can't let you buy flowers for me, let me buy this, this flower myself! Old man, it is definitely impossible to buy flowers without spending money, and it It’s really impossible now. Can I discuss two options with you?”

The old man needed Sikong Yi's solution right now, so he nodded quickly. "Young man, tell me."

"The first plan, I will give you 10 yuan to buy this pot of Chunlan, and I will not tell you whether it is dead or alive in the future. I always feel that this plan is a bit unreasonable, so there is a second plan , even if I take it back and raise it first, if I raise it in the future, I will bring it back, and you can plant a plant from it, is it the best of both worlds?"

The old man obviously liked the second plan very much. After hearing this, he nodded immediately and stuffed the check in his hand back to Boss Yan, and sighed to Sikong Yi: "Young man, you can talk to me! Okay!" Yes, I have raised it for more than three years, and I really raised it like a son, but seeing it getting weaker and weaker, I feel very uncomfortable. I also think it may be a fate when you bought it, but I still can’t bear it. , I’m happy when you say that. Even if you don’t divide it for me after you revive it, I’ll be happy if you hug it and let me have a look.”

Sikong Yi smiled: "Don't worry. I will definitely do my best to take care of it. Then you wait here for a while, and come over to fetch flowers after I finish shopping around there?"

The old man nodded, "Okay, okay, just let me talk to it again, say goodbye."

Chunlan: [Damn old man, get out!Every time I finish talking with you, I'll be wilted for a long time!Don't bother, don't bother!In the future, I'm a fool to send my son and grandson to you to torture me! 】

Sikong Yi snorted, this temperament is really not worthy of the saying of a gentleman among flowers.Seeing that the two people automatically reached an agreement, Yan Kun took back his useless 50 check in a displeased manner, and rolled his noble and glamorous eyes when Sikong Yi was holding Luluo and smirking at him. You don't even want to spend money.Born poor.

Just as Sikong Yi wanted to comfort President Yan, who hadn't spent the money, he suddenly felt a gust of fragrant wind blowing from his back, and he turned around with the grace and dexterity of conditioned reflex, and dodged the person who rushed out behind him. The turn was a bit big, and the arm pushed the president Yan Da next to him, causing Yan Kun to take a step forward.

That's it.

Crack - clatter!

"what!"

As Mr. Yan's 10,000+ custom-made suit was soaked by the water in the glass fish tank, a sweet and pleasant exclamation also rang out.

When people heard this voice, they subconsciously looked at the blond girl kneeling on the ground, and immediately felt pity for the girl, and... the girl's chest was also wet by the water in the fish tank, ouch, crispy The outline of the chest is out!

When everyone was staring at the girl's breasts, Mr. Yan gritted his teeth and turned his head to stare at Captain Bagua.

Sikong Yi silently took a step back while hugging Luluo: "...Uh, it has nothing to do with me."

Yan Kun slowly loosened the tie of his suit, took off his suit and only put on his shirt: "...Really?"

"Yes, yes! Yan, Mr. Yan, it's my fault, because someone pushed me from behind just now, so I didn't stand firm and rushed out!" Seeing that Yan Kun didn't look at her, the blond girl panicked Stand up from the ground and walk up to Yan Kun, weeping like pears and rain: "President Yan, I didn't wet your suit on purpose, I, I can wash it for you! Don't be angry."

The girl's appearance is really very painful, and the men around can't wait to step forward and hold her in their arms, comforting her.

However, at this time, Mr. Yan had already activated the king's madness mode. Looking at this innocent girl who had stripped her belly and was full of male thieves and prostitutes, Yan Kun suddenly laughed lightly.He threw the suit directly on Sikong Yi's head, then took off his glasses and put his hair up, and said to the blond girl word by word with an evil smile on his face: "What are you? You are also assigned to do my laundry?"

The girl looked at Yan Kun in shock, "Boss Yan?"

"I'm so famous, so you recognized me at a glance? Do you know that women who want to wash my clothes can get a starlight from here? People say that they have big breasts and no brains. I didn't believe it before, but Now I think I may have to believe it, can the girl use your brain? How many steps do you have to walk from the position you were standing just now to come over to me?" Yan Kun hugged his shoulders and mocked: "It's really You fell down after two steps, and you wobbled on this road for five or six steps before pounced on me?"

The girl's face suddenly turned pale.And a girl among the crowd also shouted: "That's right! She was standing next to me just now, but no one on our side pushed anyone!"

Everyone's eyes on the girl suddenly became weird, but everyone's eyes on Mr. Yan are not much better. Is this the president?

"Girl, I don't look down on those who take the initiative to pursue opportunities, but I really don't like idiots. You should believe less in the CEO's article that can make the CEO fall in love with the heroine at first sight with just a casual touch. Come on. At least I'm not the kind of mentally retarded president, I don't want to let Yan's go bankrupt. Thank you."

The girl was trembling all over, and her face turned pale: "Mr. Yan, Mr. Yan, I don't understand what you're talking about. I really didn't mean it! I didn't mean it at all."

Before the girl finished speaking, Yan Kun's face instantly became extremely gloomy: "Shut up, idiot, do you want me to adjust the monitoring?"

Just this one sentence instantly turned the girl into a duck with its neck strangled, unable to speak anything.And the crowd of onlookers trembled three times.Oh, I'm going, it's terrible! !

Just when the atmosphere was extremely condensed, Sikong Yi, who had always been a wallflower, squeezed between Yan Kun and the girl with great difficulty, and then squatted down.

"Idiot, why are you squatting down and poking ants?" The domineering President Yan was mad.

Sikong Yi rolled his eyes: "Excuse me, this fish said it is going to die due to lack of water. If it dies, even a ghost will not let you go."

President Yan: "..."

Girl: "!!!"

Audience crowd: Oh, let me go, who is this young man?A true warrior dares to face the domineering CEO!