Ace Gossip Squad

Yan Kun's voice on the phone was so gentle that it was outrageous, but when he heard it in Sikong Yi's ears, his hairs stood on end—whatever I say is what I say? !Please be normal!Even Rhubarb, Dahua, and Xiaobai were all furry, meowing, meowing, and squeaking beside them.

woof woof! [There is a problem, there is a problem!Did he discover something? ! 】

Meow! [Stupid dog shut up!Is it okay to say how wrong you are now! 】

Squeak. [No, I'm so flustered, I'm so flustered.You are the best Xiaowen, everyone can't see you! 】

As a result, Xiaowen, who has always been calm and calm, also collapsed a bit: Hum. [I think I might be exposed. 】

Wang meow! 【How can it be?You are the least likely to be exposed! 】

Sikong Yi listened to his pet's quarrel, and his forehead was almost sweating: "Then what, isn't eldest brother very busy? There are millions of dollars every minute, I don't want to waste your so much money for food." He is now I have been in the Weibo circle for eight or nine days, and I already know that Mr. Yan in the frequently searched #延审very busy# is the biggest boss of this Yan family, not any other Mr. Yan , So, shouldn't Mr. Yan be very busy?Why is he free to invite himself to dinner!Counting this is already the third time to eat, okay?

Yan Kun laughed directly on the phone: "So I am willing to spend several million to treat you to dinner, you should be happy. Are you planning to reject me?"

Sikong Yi, Sikong Yi is very upset.He also wants to reject this one, but he always feels that if he refuses, the problem will be bigger, and the most important thing is that he needs to make sure now whether this President Yan has discovered that he is the gossip team, this is absolutely related to him Future life and happiness!How would he explain all his sources of evidence if the gossip squad fell through? !Could it be telling Yan Kun that his dog, cat, hamster, and a mosquito are all guys who can absorb the aura of the sun and the moon. Unlike ordinary animals, can they take pictures, gossip, stalk, and scold their mothers?

Sikong Yi wiped his face. No matter who he said this to, he and the fourth elementary school will be sent to the research institute in the end, right?So, no matter how uneasy Sikong Yi was, he gritted his teeth and nodded: "No, then where shall we eat?"

Mr. Yan was still looking at the photo of Sikong Yi in a gorgeous suit drinking afternoon tea at this time, and finally said to confirm the location: "Let's go to the Alpha restaurant. I invite you to eat foie gras."

Sikong Yi: "What method? What's so delicious about foie gras? I think spicy pot is better."

Yan Kun didn't reply to the bumpkin, "Wait for me downstairs." Then he hung up the phone directly.

Sikong Yi was very worried that he had been hung up on his own initiative, but at the moment he was particularly uncertain, so he could only hang up the phone in a cowardly manner, then got dressed and prepared to go downstairs to wait for someone in the hall.

As a result, as soon as he left the house, he met his neighbor Ju Fengchun. This kid was laughing and watching the video on his phone at the moment. He looked up and saw Sikong Yi, and nodded to Sikong Yi: "Would you like to come out for dinner?"

Sikong Yi showed him a friendly smile: "Yes, go, eat foie gras?"

Ju Fengchun paused while holding the mobile phone, and looked up at Sikong Yi: "Foie gras~ When it comes to foie gras, I think of the Alpha restaurant. The fresh and delicious foie gras is the best paired with a glass of white wine! No, this Monthly money has to be saved to buy games, don’t spend it recklessly! I absolutely can’t eat Alpha! I’d better order a pack of juicy duck neck and liver to satisfy my cravings!”

Sikong Yi: "..." Looks like that foie gras is really delicious?

Ju Fengchun placed the order very quickly, and then he looked up at Sikong Yi and shouted directly: "No matter where you go to eat foie gras, you won't go well with it! You should wear a small suit after all, right?" ? You have such a good face, can you buy yourself some nice clothes?"

Ju Fengchun's words instantly reminded Sikong Yi of a certain existence that he had forgotten to a corner, and he nodded to Ju Fengchun very much in agreement: "You are right, I really should check how much money I have, and then buy some clothes to wear It's gone." He was going to see how much money was in the bearer card of the fake agent that Xiaobai got?And get yourself a bank card and deposit all the money into his card.

Sikong Yi quickly went downstairs, thinking about what Mr. Yan said, it would take an hour to come here, so without any psychological pressure, he took the fourth child to a national bank not far from the company, Sikong Yi In the bank, he took out two bank cards and a check.

The check was given to him by the West District Police Station as an award for his bravery. When Sikong Yi took it out, he received appreciative glances from the staff at the bank counter.Then Sikong Yi asked her to deposit the 10 yuan into his new card, and then walked towards the ATM.

The check is obtained aboveboard, but the origin of the bank card is a bit problematic.He is not sure whether the two bank cards have been blocked, but he can try first.Anyway, the most is... go to the police station and explain the origin of the card.How can this be regarded as his own legitimate income?Of course, the one Xiaobai stole doesn't count.Hey, thieves are really hard to mess with these days.

Sikong Yi finally confirmed that there was a total of 15 yuan on the two cards, and neither card was blocked.This was really a surprise, so Sikong Yi decided to withdraw 2 yuan a day in the future, and cancel the two cards within a week.Then, he is also a person with a small fortune now.This taste is really good.

Sikong Yi walked back with Sixiao in a very happy mood. On the road, he met a beggar. The beggar was dirty all over, and he couldn't see his appearance clearly, but judging from his figure alone, he was definitely a relatively Young man, he just sat there in a dark corner, as if the whole world had abandoned him.Da Hua squatted on Sikong Yi's shoulder and meowed.

Meow. [This person is dying. 】

Sikong Yi trembled all over: "Don't say such things, those who don't know will think you are a black cat instead of Sanhua. Also, why is he dying?"

Dahua gave him a proud chin, and Dahuang next to him added in a deep tone, woof. [There is nothing more sad than death.His whole body was full of despair, tsk tsk. 】

Xiaobai squeaked twice on Dahuang's head. [This is not the point, hey, the point is that there is a very beautiful jade in this man's neck, which looks very valuable at first glance!Anyway, he's about to die, so it shouldn't be a big problem for me to steal his jade after he's dead, right? 】

Sikong Yi twitched the corner of his mouth: "This is a big problem. How could a beggar who is all dirty and messy have a priceless jade pendant? Moreover, you can still tell that he has a jade pendant when he is so dirty? Xiaobai, I doubt your integrity."

Xiaobai leaned directly on Rhubarb's head and said righteously, squeak! [Please respect my hobbies! 】

Sikong Yi ignored it, but he took a few more glances at the beggar squatting in the corner, and felt that this was a person with a story, should he inquire about it?Just when Sikong Yi was debating whether to inquire about gossip, he suddenly heard a low and somewhat cold voice: "So you think eating with beggars is more interesting than eating with me?"

Sikong Yi turned around trembling and saw President Yan with a dark face: "I just think he has a story to ask. Besides, I definitely think it's more interesting to have dinner with you!"

Hearing Sikong Yi's words, Yan Kun looked at him with a very strange look, "...Has anyone ever told you that this hobby of yours is easy for people to beat you?"

Sikong Yi was stunned for a moment: "Oh, are you talking about gossip? Yes! My dad told me that sooner or later, I would be beaten to death just because of gossip. Oh, and my straightforward and straightforward character."

Yan Kun sneered: "That is indeed your own father."

Sikong Yi: "?"

Yan Kun: "Only my own father can tolerate your character of always trying to die."

Sikong Yi Wenyan gave President Yan a very serious look: "If you say that again, I won't go to dinner with you. Every minute is a waste of millions of you."

Mr. Yan directly grabbed Sikong Yi's hand and walked forward: "You don't seem to be delaying me for millions? I have been waiting for you for half an hour. You know the person who made me wait for such a long time before, don't you?" Does going bankrupt mean weeping with regret?"

Sikong Yi was forced to follow behind Mr. Yan, who had suddenly exploded with arrogance, imagined the scene, and suddenly felt that he seemed to be a little guilty.He wasted so much money!However, he would rather the President put all the money that was about to be wasted with him into his card.

Alpha is a gorgeous French restaurant, the atmosphere of the restaurant is elegant and quiet, every waiter is very pleasing to the eye, and their words and behaviors are very considerate, even the bumpkin who came here for the first time, Sikong Yi gossip a little Stiff and don't know what to say.

Fortunately, what Yan Kun wanted was a small private room, and after the waiter left, President Yan directly threw away his glasses, unbuttoned his suit, and lay back on the chair, with an incomparably lustful and arrogant expression. Looking at Sikong Yi, "It's just a meal, let's be natural."

Sikong Yi looked at Yan Kun, who was schizophrenic every minute, and felt a little hot in his eyes. "Is this the most natural look for you? I really can't understand why people outside say that you are gentle, elegant and noble. Although I was confused for a while, I finally discovered your essence." This guy He's just a big devil.

Yan Kun laughed, he supported his head with his hands, and looked straight at Sikong Yi with a pair of sharp eyes: "Congratulations, you have bright eyes. Shall I ask the waiter to bring you two more food bowls for your pets?" ?”

Sikong Yi nodded quickly: "Of course, we can't let them eat on the table!" He didn't look scared to eat with the big devil at all.

Yan Kun smiled again, without the cover of his glasses, his smile looked a bit sinister. "Aren't you afraid to see me like this? I can sneak up on you in minutes."

Sikong Yi paused while drinking black tea when he heard this, and immediately showed an unbelievable expression to President Yan: "Who gave you such a confident idea? Every time my dad said something like this Every now and then, my mother would kick me onto the bed and lie on my stomach.”

President Yan's expression was a bit cracked, and he wanted to show off his strength and arrogance, when he saw the three cats, dogs, and hamsters who had been acting obediently as wallflowers and surrounded him in an instant, even with pet faces. There should be no expression on the face, but Mr. Yan saw the hideous facial expressions on the faces of these three pets——

You try to say one more sentence?Fuck you.

Then, Mr. Yan heard a buzzing sound that suddenly appeared in his ears.

He sat up straight suddenly, and stretched out his hand to grab his ear. His speed was so fast that Sikong Yi and Rhubarb were caught off guard. However, Xiaowen, as a coquettish walking champion for decades, Still deftly dodged Mr. Yan's big hand, and then he was extremely vigilant.

Sikong Yi looked at the movement of the person opposite to catch the mosquito and felt his heart almost jumped out of his throat, and then he saw Yan Kun staring at him as if he had found some big treasure: "That mosquito is also you One of your pets, right?"

Sikong Yiteng stood up instantly, and Rhubarb and the others began to bend down.

Yan Kun looked at the tense scene, but waved his hand indifferently: "You are only allowed to have sharp eyes, and I am not allowed to observe the subtleties? So, in that small county at the beginning, Yan Zhen's coward was suddenly bitten by a mosquito. The bag all over the face was made by your pet? I imagined countless possibilities, but this kind of thing really didn’t come to my mind.”

Yan Kun had already made his words so clear, Sikong Yi felt that even if he hid now, he wouldn't be able to hide for long, so he could only sit on the chair and ask, "...What do you want?"

President Yan rolled his eyes in disdain: "It's just a mosquito, what do you think will happen to me?"

At this time, the waiter brought up exquisite French dishes one after another. Halfway through, Yan Kun expressed that he needed two bowls of spaghetti Bolognese to feed his pets. After the waiter left speechlessly, Yan Kun took a fork and tied a piece of foie gras , stretched out to Sikong Yi's mouth to block his lips: "I still say the same thing. Although your pet is different from those ordinary animals, you still need to be careful in what you do. This is Kyoto. There are many talented people and strange people that you can't think of, maybe you are one of the more powerful ones. But no matter how hard these talented people are, who do you think is ruling the capital now?"

Sikong Yi opened his mouth to speak, but he was stuffed with foie gras. The sweet taste spread from the tip of his tongue to his entire mouth, making his eyes widen and he was completely speechless.Why is it so delicious? !

Yan Kun watched him eat the foie gras, and showed the bumpkin expression he expected, "Who am I? Where am I? Why is this food so delicious?", raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, and used The fork forked another piece of foie gras and put it in his mouth.And pointed an empty fork to his face: "It's us ordinary people."

"You have to know, it is because we have nothing to rely on, that's why we are more careful, careful, and... unscrupulous." Yan Kun smiled like a bloodthirsty wolf: "So don't be fooled by us." If someone finds out your secret, otherwise, even if you have four pets, they will not be able to protect you. You are not an invulnerable fairy."

Sikong Yi almost couldn't help but gather the rhubarbs together and hug them in his arms, he felt full of malice from Yan Kun's words.He suddenly felt that this incomparably prosperous place in Kyoto was full of terrifying big demon kings, so he really wanted to go back to Calabash Village, what should he do? !

Yan Kun looked at Sikong Yi's stiff speechless expression, and suddenly felt that he might be a little too intimidating?After thinking for a while, the CEO forked another creamy strawberry, and poked Sikong Yi's mouth again: "Scared you? Well, the kind of people I just mentioned are actually quite rare. Open your mouth." After all, it is impossible for everyone to Be as awesome as he is.

Sikong Yi pursed his lips, Rhubarb couldn't help but want to bite.

Yan Kun clicked his tongue: "Okay, I just want you to be careful. Besides, you are my artist, and I will take care of everything that happens. Are you afraid of getting caught?"

The corner of Sikongyi's mouth twitched, and the creamy strawberry fell off the fork, hitting the middle of Sikongyi's pants with incomparable precision, and Sikongyi jumped up in an instant: "You've made it up again!! What do you want? What are you going to say to me?"

Yan Kun shrugged and put on his glasses: "I just want to say, I like you to do things. From now on, I will cover you, you can mess with whoever you want, you don't need to be coaxed, just do it, what's wrong? Ah, of course , I took off your vest, and you have seen my character, we are even, aren't we? So we need to share information in the future, after all, it is better to be alone than to be happy."

Sikong Yi was so angry that he ground his teeth, what a fart!You scare me most of the time!And teased me with red cream strawberries! !

"Tsk, your pants are dirty. Shall I buy you a new pair?"

Sikong Yi: "...Rhubarb." Bite him, don't be cowardly, just do it! !

woof woof woof! !

The author has something to say: ...the nest exploded again, but this time it was a small explosion.

Mr. Yan: I am very wronged and said that the nest just wants to cover you and share resources!Wo just didn't wear glasses and expressed tenderly.

Sikong Gossip: I beg you to wear glasses from now on.Otherwise, I won't promise to kill you.