Ace Gossip Squad

Sikong Yi sat on the hillside, listening to the four chattering guys around him with no expression on his face, talking big gossip about him about to become a son-in-law.

Squeak squeak! [I said that the relatives of the little master are not things!Not to mention assigning the little master to such a big woman, but even assigning it to a fool!This is simply too unsuitable, you must know that the young master is the village flower of our Calabash Village! 】

Meow~【It's not a village flower, it's a village grass. 】

woof woof woof! [Whether it's a village flower or a village grass, that's not the point!The point is what do we do?Is it true that the little master is going to be a son-in-law?I don't think such a little master will be happy!That woman can't wear clothes! 】

buzz buzz buzz. 【I won't be happy. 】

Bark, squeak!Meow, buzz...

"Shut up." When the four guys were discussing how to solve this big problem, Sikong Yi, who was getting worse the more he listened, finally couldn't help but say: "Sometimes you guys are really noisy, and you want to gossip and gossip Others go, don't gossip about your little master. Is this problem difficult to solve? Who stipulated that they let me be a son-in-law and I will go? They are not my parents."

Sikong Yi rolled his eyes fiercely, although he was really shocked when he heard the news at first, but after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing left but a mockery of his uncle and aunt's IQ.They probably lived too happily in the past ten years, so they really regarded themselves as weak chickens who could be slapped by anyone.

The four who heard Sikong Yi's words were stunned for a moment, then tilted their heads together (Xiaowen also tilted), and suddenly realized: Wang meow chi hum.

That's right, their little master has never been an obedient person!My favorite thing to do, besides tricking cats and dogs, catching mice and swatting mosquitoes, is looking for things to do!However, didn't the little master say that people in the same village should not hurt each other?

Sikong Yi easily saw the puzzled expressions of his younger brothers, snorted, stretched suddenly, jumped up from the grass on the hillside, and yelled at the village full of spring.

Ah~~~~~~

A flock of birds was startled in the woods, and the four big yellows, big flowers, little whites and Xiaowen were all shocked.

Sikong Yi showed a very evil smile, it was like a different person from his smiling face just now, but it has to be said that even in this appearance he was very good-looking. "Don't hurt each other, that was before, but now, young master, I'm going to leave the mountain, so I can bear it!! As a reward for their behavior towards me in the past ten years, it's only natural for me to borrow some travel expenses from them to spread gossip, right? "

The four heads nodded in unison, and the eight pairs of eyes were all excited: "Wow, meow, chirp, hum!" !

The little master is right!

This excitement seemed to have infected the grass and trees on the hillside. When Sikong Yi put one hand in his trouser pocket and led his little pets down the hillside waving with their backs, the plants on the hillside were all helpless. The wind rises automatically.

rustling...

【Ah, is Xiao Yi leaving?I can't bear it...]

[It's okay, it's okay, this is his hometown, and he will come back. 】

[We are not alone or alone together. 】

[How long, how long, there are many companions. 】

【Xiao Yi is very happy, and we are also very happy. 】

Although Sikong Yi is already planning to leave Hulu Village, his ID card, household registration booklet, and the most important university admission letter are all kept at his uncle and aunt's house. When his aunt holds these things, her face is like It's like holding his neck, as if with that thing he can't get out of the waves.Sikong Yi sneered, he himself is a big wave, he can go to the sky without flipping over.

Before leaving, these things should be returned to their original owners.Then he can raise a little more travel expenses and be able to leave the village tomorrow.Although Hulu Village is not in the deep mountains and old forests, if he only had to walk, he would have to walk for six hours to get to the county town.Well, let's borrow Huzi's electric car for use. For 100 yuan, Huzi can definitely let him use the electric car secretly. Just put it in Huzi's canteen in the town.

After returning to his home in a few days, Sikong Yi somewhat sighed in his heart. Although this house was far from the mansion in the TV series, it was after all the home he had lived in for 18 years. His home was about to be moved in by someone he hated, and Sikong Yi's mood became not very good.Sure enough, his father is still not very good at thinking, otherwise he would not have to use the house as a bargaining chip if he left him a few magic weapons and gold bricks.

Suddenly Sikong Yi felt a warmth in his arms, and he didn't even need to lower his head to know that it was the big flower that had entered his arms.Sighing and touching Dahua's smooth fur, Sikong Yi smiled lightly: "Okay, don't comfort me, there aren't many things in the house anyway, I've got the most precious photos and backpacks, and I'll take you with me, where are you?" Isn't it home?"

"Come on, let's sort out the news. Let's start with private money, and now we are desperately short of money."

woof!As the leader of the younger disciples with the largest size and age, Rhubarb quickly broke out a piece of gossip that he knew.

[The widow Zhang at the entrance of the village and the ruffian Li have been sneaking together for a long time!The ruffian Li stole 3000 yuan from his home and gave it to the widow Zhang to hide!I know the location! 】

Squeak! [No problem, I'll steal it in 1 minute! 】

Meow~ Da Hua immediately called out. [The old lady Song who always likes to dance and says you are a disaster star has 3000 yuan in the box under the bed, take it away! 】

Squeak! [Yes, yes, her son always bullies you!I get it in minutes! 】

Squeak! [I also know the private money hidden by the old village chief, and I also know the private money of your uncle and aunt! 】Xiaobai squeaked several times in succession, it has long been trying to steal all the neighbors!Claws are itchy!

After the report, the three all looked at Sikong Yi with proud faces. They were definitely looking for praise and petting. Just when Sikong Yi was smiling and ready to reach out...

Buzz buzz. [I know the location of the private money of all the men in the village.hehe. 】

The six eyes of the dog, cat, and mouse stared coldly at the black mosquito flying in the air.

The corner of Sikong Yi's mouth twitched, he turned his hand, and touched the mosquito: "Xiaowen is amazing. Well, it's not easy for men to save private money, and it's enough to make up enough for travel expenses and tuition fees."

hum. 【oh. 】

Sikong Yi drank his saliva, he really didn't understand why a mosquito who loves to listen to the corner of the wall would be so cold.

Then he touched the dog's head, the cat's head and the mouse's head in turn, "Then let's do it tonight. Xiaobai first get back my ID card, household registration book and admission notice. Although my aunt's IQ is worrying , but still very vigilant. So Xiaobai still has to be careful, Dahua goes to the sorceress, Dahuang, you are too big, and Xiaowen is too small, so help them guard the gate."

The four sat down together and nodded.Guaranteed to complete the mission!

So, at five o'clock in the morning that night, all four animals returned with a full load.Widow Zhang at the entrance of the village only took one thousand from the three thousand, the local ruffian Li had two thousand from his private house, Goddess Song’s three thousand and her man’s private house one thousand, and finally added his uncle’s and aunt’s respective private money to one thousand five hundred Yuan, Sikong Yi, who was still poor during the day, is already a ten thousand yuan household now!

Sikong Yi looked at these "ill-gotten gains" and stuffed them all into the only ugly black cloth bag left to him by his father with bright eyes. There will be a report in the end, this is the mental damage they bullied me back then. However, in the future, I can’t steal it from everyone, especially Xiaobai. Although you are very cute and cute among mice, But stealing money is still easy to be beaten to death, so be patient.”

Xiao Bai shook his white jade-like ears, and squeaked reluctantly.Who can find it so fast?But... for the sake of the little master, let's bear with it.

"Then let's get ready to go out of the mountain. First pack up things, then ask Huzi to borrow an electric car, and finally get a big recording speaker and we can go!"