It's really just a small theater

One day, when Qi Chen was working in the studio, Long Ya opened the door and came in with a book in his hand. He sat in the corner and read it without saying a word.

The inexplicable Qi Chen: ... Team Leader Long, what are you doing?

Long Ya, who looks down and does not look up: Reading, the inlay on your head is not a glass ball, can't you see it?You do your thing, leave me alone.

Qi Chen: ...

After a while, Qi Chen looked up and saw that Long Ya was still reading a book, and was still holding something in his hand to make gestures on the book.

Qi Chen: ………………? ?

Qi Chen put down his work, walked to Long Ya and looked at the book in his hand...

Qi Chen: ………………………… (please allow me to vomit blood)

I saw the book in Long Ya's hand flipping open, and on the paper was a beauty in palace attire, with a beautiful and refined appearance, eyebrows like distant mountains, eyes full of autumn water, red lips slightly crimson, wearing a lavender wide-sleeved dress, as graceful as a fairy , vivid and unusual, which shows its superb painting skills.

And Long Ya held a photo of Qi Chen with only his head left in his forehand, and "slapped" it to cover the beauty's face.

Qi Chen who is about to suffer internal injuries: …………………… (I really want to wash my eyes, I’m about to go blind)

It is an intriguing painting, the person in the painting has a graceful figure, a lavender dress is more elegant, long hair hangs straight down to the waist, and a hosta is simply pulled up in a bun, which does not detract from its elegance in the slightest.

Only!yes!At this time, the face of the person in the painting has become the face of a man with dull eyes... At first glance, it seems that it has been withheld from the ID. The part of it...it's just horrible...

Qi Chen, who was clutching his chest, was about to die: (voice trembling)... Team Leader Long... what are you doing...

He raised his head and glanced at Qi Chen's Longya: reading, do you want to read it together?Tsk tsk, are you epileptic or are you about to have a heart attack? It looks like you're going to die in a second!

Qi Chen, who was almost out of breath, pointed tremblingly at the photo with only his head left: This photo... where did you find it... and can you stop pressing my head onto the woman's painting? ! ! !

Long Ya slowly moved Qi Chen's photo away: I took a book from you just now, and the photo fell out as soon as I opened it, look at this ugly one!It wasn't you that day the photo was taken, don't get a dummy to take the photo for you!

Qi Chen silently swallowed a mouthful of blood when he saw the brutal ID photo that was not handsome but definitely not embarrassing either...

Qi Chen, who calmed down silently: Why did you put my photo in... (scared) You were just... (Damn it, this kind of game that little girls love to play, why does Team Leader Long play so happily! This is the rhythm of going crazy! It must be the wrong way for me to go to work today!)

With a sneer, Long Ya turned the photo over, and saw a few lines of small characters written on the back of the photo:

To my dear Chengzi, this photo is handsome, remember to dress up on the next date, we can take couple photos, okay!

Qi Chen, whose face was covered with blood, really wanted to vomit blood: …………… I… I really don’t know… this… this…

Long Ya turned another page: the painting is of a beautiful woman in a swimsuit, with a hot body and a delicate face, and the sexy bikini adds a touch of flavor.

Then Qi Chen watched as Long Ya raised his hand and placed his head on the neck of the beauty in the swimsuit...

Qi Chen: ……………………………………

Longya, who closed the book with a snap: I think so, I also think you are true, true, what, also, no, know, know!

After speaking, he lifted his foot and left, closing the door of the studio with a bang... leaving Qi Chen alone in the wind...

Qi Chen was still replaying the title of the book that was closed when Long Ya was just now "The Bloody Attire That Will Make You Worth This Life"

Qi Chen with cement in his head: ... Long Ya is... jealous? ? ! ... When did he buy this book... Something is wrong with Longya today... Did he take the wrong medicine? ! ... Possessed? ! ...The painting style is completely wrong, okay...it must be the way I went out today...well, it must be like this...

The door was pushed open suddenly, Qi Chen was startled, and saw Hong Ming rushing in aggressively, stepping on high-heeled shoes of more than ten centimeters.

As soon as he entered the door, Hong Ming started crackling: What did Long Ya's grandson eat!It's unbearable to be so weird!Take him away quickly, the phone number of the psychiatric department of the Third Hospital is here, don't come out after sending it in!Damn, looking at him now, I feel a headache, eye pain, and discomfort everywhere!If you can't control this kind of insanity, just put it in the stove and recreate it again!

After the bombing, Hong Ming left angrily in high heels that were more than ten centimeters high, leaving Qi Chen alone in a daze at the business card with the phone number written in his hand.

At this moment, the phone rang, showing that it was Director Dong calling, Qi Chen paused for a while before answering the call...

Director Dong on the other end of the phone: Xiao Qi, come to my office!

After speaking, the phone was hung up.

Qi Chen, who was extremely confused: ………………………… Why is this all swollen today…

The author has something to say: I wanted to write the results quickly or post them separately

Don’t ask me how Long Ya wrote it like this because I don’t know that I’m even more confused than Qi Chen now

Longya is broken, I can't bear to look directly at it...