It's really just a small theater

Li Daochang's complexion at this time is very good-looking, especially good-looking, even the rainbow does not have as many colors as that on it.

The chill on Shen He's body at this time was very heavy, very very heavy, colder than the chill emanating from the thousand-year-old ice on the highest mountain of Yundu Mountain.

Qi Chen held back his laughter, feeling that Li Daochang would lose face if he laughed, so he also pulled Longya to prevent him from making a fortune.

Longya has always been a stick at times like this, and this matter is not mentioned once or twice.It’s like not finding the head, bah, Daoist Li would often ask “Did you find the head?” before it was the head, hehe, how can you not share things like being hung on the wall of the Longhuai Hotel, how can you!

Seeing that everyone had different expressions, Gu Qu asked a little strangely, "What's wrong with you? I just want to say a warm reminder that the one above has the same name as Daochang Li, and I didn't say that Daochang Li was hung on the wall."

At this time, Long Ya was very considerate to give her science popularization, completely ignoring Li Daochang and Shen He's winks, "You think too much, either the name is the same, or this thing is hung on the wall! It has been hung for hundreds of years. Warm reminder that the one above is him!"

Gu Qu looked at Longya pointing at Li Daochang's finger, blinked his eyes, then stared at Li Daochang's face for a long time, and finally sighed, "You and Longhuai Hotel have such an enmity! I remember seeing it when I came here many years ago, By the way, what did you do to be hung up for so long?!"

Li Daochang really felt that he didn't want to listen to this topic at all, and then he maintained a cold posture and walked forward without looking sideways.

Shen He took a look at Gu Xiang, and then at Longya, his eyes were like ice and iron.It's a pity that for Long Ya and Gu Xiang's face made of steel and iron, the lethality is still a little bit worse. Anyway, the two of them have no influence at all, and they are still watching the pair of brothers with great interest.

Qi Chen was very helpless towards these two bastards who gloated, but luckily they didn't fight.He stepped forward and pulled the dragon's tooth, let him calm down.

In the past, it was almost time to watch the theater, and then I remembered the business, and quickly called to the two people who were about to enter the hotel, "Wait a minute, you two! I haven't finished talking yet! Fuck! Will I die if you talk to me?! Yuzhu don't want it Already?!"

This last sentence finally made Li Daochang stop, and Shen He stopped when he saw his senior brother stop, and the senior brothers looked back at the past together.

This tacit understanding, this bearing, the husband and wife are well-suited, Gu Qu saw it, chewed and swallowed these words.She also understood that this pair of senior brothers didn't like people saying that they had feelings beyond the friendship of the same family. It seemed that they were avoiding it. It might be a two-way secret love, and they were afraid that the other party would know.

Thinking about it, Gu Xiang saw that both of them were getting impatient, as if you were going in without saying anything, so he said directly, "You are looking for jade ornaments and porcelain pieces, so it must be inconvenient for you to find them yourself. Since those people came some time ago, there have been a lot of antiquities trading markets in Kunming. There will be an auction the day after tomorrow, and there will be some antiquities. Anyway, you can’t find them now, so go and have a look, maybe What other clues can be found."

Seeing Li Daochang thinking about it for a while, then looking at Shen He, Gu Xiang nodded in agreement, and asked Qi Chen, "Are you going with Long Ya too?"

Qi Chen nodded, "Go, I always feel that there will be some gains."

Gu Qu was very satisfied with this, and agreed with the four of them about the time, and went back to rest.

The next morning, five people gathered at the restaurant of Longhuai Hotel. When Li Daochang and Shen He appeared, the other three had already started eating breakfast.

The brothers walked over and found a place to sit down. Gu Qu didn't forget to look up and ask, "Do you eat?"

Li Daochang rolled his eyes, indicating that this question is a bit stupid, and then looked at Longya, "You are a steel and iron bone, and you are not afraid of rusting after eating this soup?"

Long Ya was just eating a little with Qi Chen, how could Dao be hungry, but after listening to Li Daochang's words, he wanted to loosen his muscles and bones, "Rusty asshole! Why haven't I got old cold arms and old cold legs after living in Yundu Mountain for a long time?" !"

Shen He felt that the two of them were so childish in their quarrel, so he closed his eyes and rested his mind.

Qi Chen felt that the food at Longhuai Hotel was good and delicious.

Seeing them arguing was interesting, so they ate two more bowls of rice just in their faces.

Long Ya looked at the empty bowl on the table in dismay, one foodie was enough, now there is one more.He obviously didn't need to eat, but he ate more than anyone else.

After the meal, the five of them were about to leave the hotel when they saw a car parked in front of the door.

"Whose car is parked at the gate like this?! Is there any lack of virtue? If you don't drive away, it will be smashed!" Seeing the car directly blocked at the gate, Long Ya expressed his desire to kick it away.As a knife that likes to go straight, it will do weird things like tearing down the wall and walking out from time to time. Letting him step over the car would be as easy as kicking him away.

"Don't! How can you go to the trading field if you get kicked flying!" Gu Xiang hurriedly stopped, if the car was too slow for a moment and a half, it would be scrapped.

When Long Ya heard this, he glared at Gu Xiang, "Aren't you stupid! You still have to take a car for things that you can go directly! You think it takes too much time! And the car parked at the gate and waited for someone to kick it ?!"

Gu Xiang stared back, "You are so stupid! How can you get there without taking a car! Are you going on foot?! Do you know the place?!"

Qi Chen stopped Long Ya to keep him from arguing, and Gu Xiang continued, "As for you saying go straight there, I won't! Or do you want to carry me, or let Qi Chen hold me?" Looking at Li Daochang and Shen He, "Or are you two planning to carry me?"

The four of them all twitched their mouths and shook their heads, Gu Xiang said, "You guys can't take me with you, why don't you let me walk over by myself?! I've never seen such a cruel person!" After finishing speaking, he opened the door of the cab and sat down. Got in, started the car and turned around, "Come on, I'll take you to the trading ground!"

The four looked at each other and got into the car helplessly.

This car was a small passenger car, Gu Qu sat in the driver's seat, the co-pilot was empty, Qi Chen and Long Ya sat in the second row, Li Daochang and Shen He sat in the back.

Gu Xiang was driving while humming a song, obviously in a good mood, Qi Chen looked at the scenery passing by the car window, thought for a while and decided to ask about the situation, "Is there anything I should pay attention to at the trading place?"

Gu Qu's voice was also full of joy, and he said in a light tone, "Generally, as long as you don't cause trouble, it's fine, but you must sell quickly, otherwise the price of others is higher than yours, and you may not be able to buy the item. In the past, it was considered trustworthy." After negotiating a good price, it will not be sold to others, but now it is the one who pays the highest price. Of course, if you are going to rob people who buy things, you don’t need to spend money!"

The four of them are not interested in the desire to try in the old tone, they still have some wealth, they will not do such a low-grade thing like robbing!

When I saw a few people in the past, they didn't answer, and I knew they wouldn't do it, so I uttered a few words of "boring" and then concentrated on driving.

Long Ya looked out the window and frowned, raised his hand and patted the back of Gu Xiang's chair, "Are you sure it's this way?"

"It must be!" Seeing that someone doubted her, Gu Xiang immediately retorted.

Qi Chen looked out the window after hearing this, and frowned after a while, "Turn out at the intersection ahead!"

Hearing what Qi Chen said, Gu Xiang was taken aback before asking, "Why? I haven't reached the place yet!"

Seeing this scene, Li Daochang and Shen He also looked out of the window, Long Ya raised his hand and patted the back of the chair again, but with more strength.

Gu Xiang almost threw himself on the steering wheel, and suddenly said angrily, "What are you doing! Didn't you see me driving?! Are you responsible for the accident?!"

Long Ya really wanted to knock open her brain to see if it was made of tofu, Qi Chen kindly explained, "You're driving on a one-way street."

Gu Qu was very puzzled, "That's right, this road is a one-way street."

Long Ya roared unbearably, "You know it's a one-way street! Then why didn't you realize that you were going the wrong way? Didn't you realize that all the cars were coming from the front?!"

Gu Qu found out after hearing this, and immediately exclaimed, "Oh! It's really retrograde! Did I go the wrong way?!"

Qi Chen felt that he was about to despair of this girl's IQ, so he said it again, "Turn out at the intersection ahead!"

"Oh! Immediately, imminently!" Gu Xiang held the steering wheel with both hands, staring at the front.

Long Ya only felt that the anger was rising in his heart, the eyeballs of this guy staring at the front almost fell out, he had never seen such a stupid car driver.

The two senior brothers who were sitting in the back also moved their seats to look at Gu Xiang's car, but they were so overwhelmed by the sight.

When they drove to the intersection and were about to make a turn, Gu Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, "Look, it's going to be—ah—!" The scream pierced the sky, and the ears of several people in the car were instantly deaf.

There is a big tree next to this intersection, about 2 meters away from the roadside, and there are not many people nearby.

Gu Xiang may have been too nervous when turning the corner, and he passed the turn, but he did not let go of the steering wheel. When he saw the turn, he was anxious for a while, and stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake.As a result, the car ran straight towards the big tree and sped away. After stepping on the accelerator by mistake, Gu Xiang let go of the steering wheel, covered his eyes with his hands, and ran into the tree screaming.

The four people who witnessed the whole process of going backwards on a one-way street, stepping on the accelerator by mistake, covering their eyes and hitting a tree: "………………………………………………"

The last five people were asked to get out of the car by the traffic police. Gu Xiang was shocked, and the other four were as black as if they had stepped on dog shit.

The traffic policeman was a young man in his 20s. He looked very handsome in a uniform. He was squatting in front of the car and looking at the scene of the accident.After sizing up, he looked at Gu Qu with amazing eyes and asked, "Really, I just want to ask, did you drag the car and didn't control the speed well, or did you forget to step on the brake when turning. Look, tsk tsk, There is no 100-mile collision that can't be done like this!"

The few people silently glanced at the tree, which was about as thick as one person could hug, and now it had fallen to the ground, and silently looked away.

Gu Qu was blushing, not knowing what to say.

Comrade Traffic ♂ looked at these five people again, well, a beautiful female driver with "extraordinary driving skills", a strong man with a black face like carbon, a bookish looking ordinary person, and two fairy-like iceberg Taoist priests , who are these people!The style of painting should be as inconsistent as possible!

"Emotions, what kind of activities are you going to participate in or go to the comic exhibition? You are so anxious that you are about to catch up with your wife and have a baby!" Comrade Traffic Police ♂ joked.

Gu Xiang lowered his head, his hands were almost twisted into hemp ropes, and the other four turned their heads with grief and indignation, it was never so embarrassing.

Of course, Li Daochang must have had embarrassing things, but they were all thrown in their circle. Now that the embarrassment is directly thrown in front of normal people, he seems to understand the feeling of his junior brother...

Seeing that no one answered him, the traffic policeman asked, "Did you guys have to make a turn when you were speeding, but you didn't control the speed well and forgot to step on the brakes?"

Several people shook their heads silently.

He asked again, "So this tree has enmity with you, so you decided to die with it?"

Still shaking his head silently.

Comrade Traffic ♂ was a little upset, "Could someone be more straightforward and make it clear, don't waste each other's time! I'm also very busy! Tell me you were all in a car accident and hit a tree and are still intact. , don’t go home to celebrate, play with me here, is it interesting?!”

In the end, it was Qi Chen who took over the embarrassing job, so he briefly talked about the one-way traffic, stepping on the accelerator by mistake, and hitting a tree.

Comrade Traffic Police clucked his tongue after hearing this, "I've heard that there are three types of drivers in the world, one is a good driver, the other is a female driver, and the other is a female novice driver. I have seen it today."

Gu Xiang was about to drill the ground, and the other four rarely agreed with this sentence.

After that, there was a lot of tossing, and it was already afternoon when things were over.

Gu Qu is like an eggplant that has been beaten by frost, with no energy at all. When urged by several people to ask questions, he just replies with some words.

When I asked about the location, I just wanted to go there quickly. At this time, Gu Xiang suddenly came to the spirit and asked, "I still have a car! I'll see you off!"

This proposal was met with strong opposition, and Gu Xiang argued, "This is really the first time I have encountered such a situation!"

Long Ya couldn't take it anymore, "This is the first time I've encountered a driver who covered his eyes instead of stepping on the brakes when he was about to hit a tree!"

The author has something to say: I saw someone leave a message for me, let me keep writing, and I was resurrected in place with blood and blue in an instant, okay!

Very motivated!I will keep writing!

In fact, when I wrote the part about hitting a tree, I almost collapsed from laughter. I added it after I saw "Please Cherish the Female Driver"

But the last sentence of three kinds of drivers and Longya is quoted from 233333, I really like this paragraph