[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

Bai Yan and Xiao Wu resettled in Central Lake.

The dislike of the two kings towards humans has accumulated over time and has been formed over the years. Bai Yan can only rely on ubiquitous nagging to subtly subtly influence the soul beasts in the deep mountains and old forests who are ignorant of the world. In fact, they are usually very boring. , it is absolutely colorful for them.

From then on, Da Ming and Er Ming fell into the days of being repeatedly brainwashed by Bai Yan.

Tang San, whose soul power was sealed by Tang Hao, was practicing 81 hammers with an iron hammer, and Bai Yan was telling Da Ming Er Ming and the other fuzzies about his first encounter with Tang San.

When Tang San was practicing 81 hammers with a wooden hammer, Bai Yan was talking about their six years of college life.

Tang San's six veins are connected, when he practiced with his Haotian Hammer forward and backward, Bai Yan was talking about how the Shrek Seven Devils thrived under his tossing.

"And then?" Er Ming hugged the tree root and gnawed vigorously, "Did you fight in the final battle?"

"Brother Erming, don't keep squeezing me!" Little Maomao bit the Titan Giant Ape bitterly.

"I'll deal with you after listening to today's story." The titan giant ape who hadn't even broken his defense had an indifferent face.jpg

Mao Tuanzi jumped into the arms of Xiao Wu, who was sitting next to him practicing, and rubbed against her, "Sister Xiao Wu, brother Erming bullied me!"

Xiao Wu is like a big rock.

The titan great ape was smashed in the face.

Bai Yan smiled, and rubbed the little golden retriever's big tail, "Da Ming, what are you thinking?"

Disdainful to join the discussion of this group of "fish-lipped soul beasts", Da Ming, who has been carrying the aloofness of a 10-year-old soul beast, secretly rubbed his ears to listen, and coughed twice reservedly, "Although I only listened to a little , but Brother Dabai, aren't you very kind to that boy named Tang San?" Obviously it's just a human being.

"Of course, he is my chosen partner." Bai Yan's plain words caused a stir among the soul beasts.

"What! Boss Bai has a partner!"

"I'm going to die..."

"The 10-year frigidity is just a rumor?"

"The male god was abducted by others..."

"I actually chose a male human! If I had known that Boss Bai was also interested in males, I would have..."

"What did you do then? Huh?"

"My wife, I was wrong, let go... your tail is going to fall off!"

"...Er Ming, why are you beating me?!"

"Male companion! Daming, we are on guard day and night... In the end, Brother Dabai was abducted by humans!"

"...the snot is all on me, get out!"

Bai Yan sat on the rock, propped up his hands and watched the pile of hair balls rolling around in front of him.

A group of ten-thousand-year-old soul beasts are not children's fights. All kinds of skills flash around the central lake, disturbing Xiao Wu, who was affected for no reason, unable to continue her cultivation. "Brother, why are you flirting with them?"

Bai Yan waved his hand, and when Xiao Wu stood in front of her, he rumpled her hair, and smiled leisurely under Xiao Wu's eyes, "Congratulations on breaking the sixty mark."

"Ah, I was discovered by you. I wanted to tell you in two days." Xiao Wu pursed her mouth, not surprised, she sat down next to Bai Yan, with her hand on her chin, "I have reached maturity , So, are you going to find Xiaosan?"

"No, Haotian Douluo asked me to meet Xiaosan only after level [-]. How could I disregard the promise if I am so trustworthy?" Bai Yan smiled at the wide-eyed Xiaowu, "I am looking for the Blue Silver Emperor. .”

"Blue Silver Emperor?" Xiao Wu asked in surprise, "Didn't she leave the previous forest after taking shape? Can you find her?"

"Someone told me that she committed suicide and became a seed." Bai Yan took out a piece of ebony from his bosom, "The innate skill of the Blue Silver Emperor is immortality. If it's strong enough..."

"Ah Zi was still crying to me yesterday, saying that you broke off her best branch as soon as you came back." Xiao Wu's mouth twitched fiercely, and a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, "Lan Yin Huang, is Xiao San's mother? "

"You've never talked about the Blue Silver Emperor, I don't believe you will be so interested in her." Once she had doubts, the clues to the past would become clearer, she quickly sorted out her thoughts, "No wonder Xiaosan's twin martial souls are The Blue Silver Grass and the Haotian Hammer seem to be a combination of the sky and the earth. I thought that the premise of Bibidong’s twin martial souls was that the quality of the martial souls of both parents was similar. Silver Grass is the Blue Silver Emperor."

"Then, the death of the Blue Silver Emperor has something to do with Spirit Hall, no, Bibi Dong? So that's why Haotian Douluo will be with you in the Hall of Spirit Hall, that's why he has such a good attitude towards us... Haotian Dou Although Luo said that you can't see Xiaosan when you are under seventy, but now you are holding the 9-year-old wax plum leaf sandalwood that can replenish the vitality of the Blue Silver Emperor in large quantities," Xiao Wu chuckled, "This is simply a big deal for him. You can't refuse the temptation, you are forcing him to slap himself in the face."

Looking at the eloquent Xiao Wu, Bai Yan was in a daze for a moment, as if he had returned to the days when his boss analyzed the situation for them when they fled.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Xiao Wu's worried voice brought Bai Yan back to his senses. He stroked Xiao Wu's head and sighed, "My Xiao Wu has grown up too."

Xiao Wu was taken aback, and smiled, "After all, there is a brother who is obsessed with mistresses and whose IQ drops from time to time."

"Come on, I'll praise you and you're going to heaven," Bai Yan patted the back of Xiao Wu's head lightly, and said with a smile, "The analysis is good, but I'm not here to slap you in the face, I'm really looking for Ah Yin."

Xiao Wu recalled how Bai Yan had been beaten miserably after meeting Tang Hao several times, raised her eyebrows, and smirked, "Because my father-in-law objected, so do I have to please my mother-in-law before going through the door?"

I don't know why my knee hurts... Bai Yan flicked Xiao Wu's head, and smiled, "Finding faults, right? If you're so idle, the growth rate of soul power will be greatly reduced after level [-]. Just leave this bunch of little things to you .”

"What a big deal," Xiao Wu patted her chest, "I'm Miss Xiao Wu!"

Bai Yan smiled meaningfully.

After finally whipping Er Ming, Da Ming shook his big tail, "Brother Da Bai, where are you going?"

"Xiao Wu has broken through level [-], so I should go out and exercise." Bai Yan stood up, stretched his waist, and patted Daming's cold body, "I'll continue telling you stories when I come back."

"...I wasn't looking forward to this." Daming turned his head.

"Da Ming, you want to hear it very much!" Er Ming, who was stunned, pointed at Tianqing Niu Mang and began to tear down the stage, "You were still talking to me yesterday!"

"To shut up!"

"Boss Bai," Xiao Jin rubbed against Bai Yan, snot and tears, "As soon as you leave, Brother Da Ming and Brother Er Ming will bully us again!"

"No." Patting the squirrel's head, Bai Yan pointed at Xiao Wu, "Xiao Wu said she would take care of you."

Xiao Wu: "..." Inexplicably has a bad premonition.

The map Tang Hao gave was twisted and crooked, Bai Yan felt that Tang Hao didn't want to see him at all, otherwise he wouldn't have spent half a month to find the valley where Tang Hao and Tang San stayed.

"Why are you here?" Before entering the valley, Bai Yan was stopped by the Haotian Hammer that fell from the sky, Tang Hao's face was stretched like ramen noodles, "It's seventy? Let me have a look at the Wuhun."

Will Haotian Douluo not be able to sense whether he is seventy or not?Bai Yan looked at Tang Hao, who said "I want to hit you" on the left side of his face and "quickly let me hit you twice" on the right side of his forehead, "my sledgehammer is already hungry/thirsty/difficult/tolerable", and was extremely speechless.

This ridicule is too low-level, too childish!Let him demonstrate what sarcasm is!

Bai Preaching by example was full of energy, with a bright smile, clear voice, and correct words, "Father-in-law, I'm here to pick up mistress."

"..." Tang Hao showed a chilling and kind smile to Bai Yan.

Bai Yan quickly took out the ebony and shook it up and down, seemingly leisurely but speaking very fast, "Ayin's lack of vitality can be made up with this."

The Clear Sky Hammer stopped next to Bai Yan's ear, and the powerful air current lifted his hair, but in the end it didn't come any closer.

"The trunk of the 9-year-old waxberry leaf sandalwood." The smile on Bai Yan's face made Tang Hao's teeth itch, "A Yin committed suicide back then, it was not a sacrifice or self-explosion, the soul consciousness should still be in that seed Li, you said that the blue silver grass was planted later, right?"

"According to what you're doing, if this continent sinks, Ah Yin may not even wake up."

"The innate skill of the Blue Silver Emperor is restoration. If she hadn't lost her 10-year cultivation, she should have recovered a long time ago."

"Life force can be transformed into cultivation under a certain intensity. How about it? Do you want to try it?"

"Try?!" Tang Hao felt that the Haotian Hammer in his hand was about to move again.

"Even if you can't wake up Ah Yin, you can still nourish her and will never harm her." Bai Yan said seriously, "We've known each other for so long, you should know that I won't say such things casually."

Tang Hao chose the latter without any hesitation between "fuck me and kill this pair of underage hot chickens, bastards, dead birds/beasts" and his wife... although he was so angry that his face was bloody.

"That sentence just now was a joke," Bai Yan said with a smile, not caring about Tang Hao jumping his feet, "Little San, please calm down, I won't bother him, so can you go in and see Ah Yin?"

The trunk of the 9-year-old waxberry leaf sandalwood swayed up and down in front of Tang Hao. Tang Hao gritted his teeth and grabbed it, reluctantly leading the way.

The [-]-meter-long waterfall fell down overwhelmingly, but was blocked by a black dragon in the middle. Half a hundred away from the ground, the vertically falling water dragon was reversed, turning into a large water curtain and pouring down from a distance, just like the figure of a dragon. From bottom to top, wielding the world-famous Haotian Hammer, his figure is vigorous, his eyes are piercing, sweat slides from his shoulders and neck, and his half-naked upper body with clear texture reflects the water, but not a single drop comes from the waterfall.

The sky is blue and the grass is green, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the young man with a focused expression and clear eyes is practicing unremittingly.

"Bai Yan."

It seemed that he was overestimating his own self-control. Bai Yan, who unknowingly stopped and wanted to walk towards Tang San, came back to his senses, and smiled at Tang Hao with a complex expression, "Sorry, please continue to lead the way."

"Little San, I've been talking about you for the past two years," Tang Hao snorted as if he could kill the tiger in front of him, "If you must say something to Xiao San..."

"That's not necessary," Bai Yan followed Tang Hao's footsteps, and said with a light smile, "If you're upset, I'm enough."