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The gray cat woke up in the warm and comfortable deluxe cat litter. It just consciously noticed the softness under its body. The gray cat thought that it was finally wearing a human body, and opened its eyes excitedly. What it saw was the snow-white ceiling and the light-colored ceiling. wallpaper.

Unfamiliar furnishings, light sunlight, lightly blown curtains, quiet living room...

The gray cat is a little confused, where is this place?

Moving its legs, the gray cat carefully felt the burning wound hit by the bear child. It was obvious that someone had given medicine to it without its knowledge, but who saved it? ?

Suddenly, the gray cat thought of the blurred figure beside the trash can before it passed out.

Gently jumping from the cat's nest to the clean floor, the gray cat observed the empty living room.

It was the afternoon at this time, and the warm sunlight fell on the spotless ground through the large bay window, adding to the tranquility of the years.

People who live here must be quiet and kind people.

The gray cat thought so, and finally locked its eyes firmly on the door of the bedroom not far away.

System Announcement: Immortal Chi Yushangxian is online

World: [Hot and Sour Rice Noodles] Shangxian came to check in on time

World: [Crackling] 666666666666666

World: [Little Golden Orange] The wind and rain are as steady as a day, the gods accept my knees

……

World: [Qing Ye] Chi Yu, I want to chase you

System Announcement: Immortal Realm [Qing Ye] God Lord Xiang Immortal Realm [Chi Yu] Shangxian uses props to fall in love at first sight*999

System Announcement: Immortal Realm [Qing Ye] The Lord of the Immortal Realm [Chi Yu] Shangxian uses props to be emotional*999

System Announcement: Immortal Realm [Qing Ye] God Lord Xiangxian Realm [Chi Yu] Immortals use props to accompany each other from generation to generation*999

……

World: [The missing moon makes a circle] Surprise local tyrants

World: [Sentimental Little Grape] Did the local tyrant drop RMB from the sky? 10,000+ will be lost in minutes, and the dog’s eyes flashing with special effects on the screen are already blind

World: [Single Queen] Emma, ​​with one move, she can instantly kill the data of the number one beauty in the fairy world. This one is... Fuck, who did I see?

World: [Potato] Immortal Boss God is online (Shocked)

Shijie: [You are my Yida] Shenjun's account has been hacked?Been crossed?What did you write at the end?Hallucinating?

World: [Salted Duck Eggs] God wants to catch up with the fairy, am I already blind?

World: [Mickey] Sure enough, I'm not blind alone, right? Let's organize a group to see an ophthalmologist

World: 【Soymilk Flavored Milk】Punch in and sign up

World: [Wahaha] I have hallucinations every year, especially recently, I urgently need to see the brain department 1

……

After deleting all private messages, Qin Chi just returned to the main interface of the game, just in time to see the gorgeous special effects jumping on the entire screen and countless messages rolling by on the world channel. Just as he was frowning, a friend request popped up on the game interface.

[Qing Ye] Apply to add you as a friend Yes/No

Qin Chi frowned and nodded, the next second

[Qing Ye] Apply to add you as a friend Yes/No

Frown deeper, then click No, then

[Qing Ye] Apply to add you as a friend Yes/No

……

Ding--

The alarm clock at hand rang, Qin Chi looked at the friend request that popped up again on the screen, and turned off the entire game interface with a dark face.

Damn, mentally retarded!

System Announcement: Immortal Chi Yu Shangxian is offline

In an office on the top floor of a foreign building, a man with profound features looked at the announcement on the game interface, and laughed uncontrollably as if thinking of someone's black face.

Qin Chi, who turned off the entire game interface with a dark face, was sensitive to some inappropriate sounds coming from the door as soon as he got up.

Outside the door, Ling Han scratched the door bitterly. As a cat who was not tall enough to open the bathroom door to go to the toilet, Ling Han felt very distressed.

Finally, when it was about to urinate in shame, the door that had been closed was finally opened.

As soon as he opened the door, Qin Chi saw gray afterimages passing by, aiming at the bathroom not far away.

This is?Qin Chi didn't react for a while.

As soon as he rushed to the bathroom, President Ling wanted to cry again, because the toilet was too high and he couldn't climb it!

Looking at the out-of-reach toilet, President Ling murmured hypnotically, 'I'm just a cat', and found the bathroom drain in aggrieved way.

The litter box lying next to the cat's litter box: I am a litter box that can be invisible.

President Ling Da, who was done with convenience, washed his cat's paws in a very humane way, and after destroying his convenience certificate, he turned around contentedly, but he couldn't calm down any more in the next second.

"Cat demon?" Qin Chimu at the bathroom door spit out two words calmly.

The gray cat was startled, and then realized that as a cat, its own movements were too abrupt.

"Meow," she walked over and rubbed the new owner's legs and neck flatteringly.

With a look of disgust on his face, Qin Chi lifted the gray cat that was rubbing against his leg and neck until it was at eye level with him, one cat and one person looked at each other.

The gray cat trying to be cute: Look at my honest and clear eyes, and my cute expression, it's clearly a cat with high IQ, so I don't look like a demon.

Finally, after observing the cat he picked up for a long time, Qin Chi finally vomited out the most real thoughts in his heart at this time.

"It's ugly!"

Gray cat: ...

It retracted its previous kind comments.

Hospital

"Mr. Ling's head was severely injured. Although he is breathing and his heart is beating right now, he may not react much to the outside world because his brain is in suspended animation,"

"You mean?"

The doctor sighed, looked at the man with closed eyes in the intensive care unit through the transparent observation wall, and said, "Mr. Ling may become a vegetable."

The beautiful secretary Tina next to her turned red when she heard this, and raised her hand to cover her trembling red lips. The tears in her eyes swirled, as if they would fall in the next second.

"Excuse me, doctor." The male assistant politely thanked the doctor and sent the doctor away before picking up his mobile phone and notifying his boss in time.

"Mr. Louis, I heard from the doctor that Mr. Ling's condition is not optimistic,"

"Alas! What happened to Mr. Ling makes me sad, and it is also a huge loss for VIE as a whole. No matter what the outcome is, VIE will invite the world's top medical team to take good care of him. I hope he can survive."

"I will convey your meaning one by one in place, but there is no one in Huaxia to take charge of the overall situation, do you see?"

"The people sent by the headquarters are already on their way and will arrive in Huaxia soon."

……

Putting the small card in his hand in front of the gray cat who was squatting on the sofa playing with balls of thread, Qin Chi said seriously: "Choose one."

The gray cat gave him a blank look, and Qin Chi explained, "Name."

The gray cat was overjoyed, Qin Chi finally planned to name himself, not ugly cat, ugly cat.

Ever since that time, Qin Chi has called Ugly Cat directly. The simple words made the narcissistic President Ling vomit blood three times, but every time he can only show his teeth to show resistance, Qin Chi is unmoved.

Originally, I thought that a cat's life would end with this name, but I didn't think what happened to this person today, so I suddenly remembered this.

President Ling looked down at the small card expectantly: Heh, I'm really too naive.

Card an ugly cat

Card Two Ugly

Card Three Cats

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Qin Chi, what kind of hatred and resentment do you have with the words ugly and cat!

Apparently, President Ling really wanted to use his cat's paw to point at the last, slightly nicer name, but when he thought of the scene where Qin Chi collapsed and called his cat with a disgusted face, he was terrified, and he had nothing to love with his single paw covering his face. He slapped the first card like a slap.

It really didn't choose such a spicy name!

Qin Chi picked up the card with a look of relief and said, "I chose the name by myself, so don't get sick again in the future."

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Nima, you gave me an English-Chinese dictionary for me to choose!

Qin Chi, who just got off the game, said that torturing pillars is always the best, and his mood has improved a lot now.

Because he started raising cats, Qin Chi found that there was an extra item in his daily schedule - playing with ugly cats.

Probably manifested as Qin Chi Beng teasing a certain fake cat with a cat teasing stick with an expressionless face. While a certain fake cat scolded the mentally retarded in his heart, he had to show on the surface that he liked this mentally retarded game very much, excited Flutter around.

Because the first time the ugly cat showed a humane mocking face on the cat's face, Qin Chi directly and rudely carried him to the temple and asked the eminent monk to consecrate him to catch the cat demon.

The ugly cat doesn't know if he is a demon or not, anyway, that time he was scared to death, and he will never dare to be so casual in front of Qin Chi again, honestly, he became a cat with high IQ .

It's just that today's ugly cat is uncharacteristically lying sleepily in the cat's litter, motionless.

Meow--

Ugly Cat: I want to eat, I want to eat!

The author has something to say: A certain cat is about to taste the craftsmanship of the young master in this life 23333333